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"Is there free cake ?   "There was, but we lost it all! Come on in and see what turns up...  | |||
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"Why was it not refurbished as a gin bar? " Because it's a cake shop. | |||
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"Why was it not refurbished as a gin bar? " A better question  | |||
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"Why was it not refurbished as a gin bar? A better question "Because it isn't a gin bar.... | |||
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"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream " Scarlett, come in! | |||
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"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream Scarlett, come in! "But im naked... can i still come in? | |||
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"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream Scarlett, come in!
But im naked... can i still come in? "can i come too scarlet? :P | |||
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"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream Scarlett, come in!
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can i come too scarlet? :P "Only if you spell my name right haha | |||
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"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream Scarlett, come in!
But im naked... can i still come in? "Of course! | |||
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"Anyone got any battenburg slices ? " Didn't you bring any? | |||
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"Slice of cheesecake would be nice please" I need some help unloading the cake lorry, it's in there somewhere | |||
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"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream Scarlett, come in!
But im naked... can i still come in?
can i come too scarlet? :P
Only if you spell my name right haha"i apologise for the misspell.... arse cheek bared for a playful spank :P | |||
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"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream Scarlett, come in!
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can i come too scarlet? :P
Only if you spell my name right haha" | |||
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"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream Scarlett, come in!
But im naked... can i still come in?
can i come too scarlet? :P
Only if you spell my name right haha
i apologise for the misspell.... arse cheek bared for a playful spank :P "You've been a very naughty boy! Over my knee you go | |||
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"Slice of cheesecake would be nice please I need some help unloading the cake lorry, it's in there somewhere "If there is cheesecake, I'll find it  | |||
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"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream Scarlett, come in!
But im naked... can i still come in?
Of course! "Yay.. oh i forget i have cream and charmbord! I can make up some sugar donut shots!! They are lush | |||
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"Slice of cheesecake would be nice please I need some help unloading the cake lorry, it's in there somewhere
If there is cheesecake, I'll find it " | |||
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"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream Scarlett, come in!
But im naked... can i still come in?
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Yay.. oh i forget i have cream and charmbord! I can make up some sugar donut shots!! They are lush "Ohhhh... They sound good! | |||
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Of course!
Yay.. oh i forget i have cream and charmbord! I can make up some sugar donut shots!! They are lush
Ohhhh... They sound good!"They are.. too nice though and you dont realise how d*unk you are getting on them haha | |||
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"I'm not much of a baker but I do a mean creme brûlée. Would that get me in?? I'm partial to a bit of lemon drizzle if anyone can supply a slither of that "Come in | |||
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"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream Scarlett, come in!
But im naked... can i still come in?
Of course!
Yay.. oh i forget i have cream and charmbord! I can make up some sugar donut shots!! They are lush
Ohhhh... They sound good!
They are.. too nice though and you dont realise how d*unk you are getting on them haha "I think these might need testing... | |||
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"Ahhh..... I've just started to try and get a summer body! Can i get a water please... " | |||
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"Ahhh..... I've just started to try and get a summer body! Can i get a water please... "Certainly, it's on the house. | |||
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"Ahhh..... I've just started to try and get a summer body! Can i get a water please...
Certainly, it's on the house. "I'll give you something for it...be rude not to  | |||
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"Ahhh..... I've just started to try and get a summer body! Can i get a water please...
Certainly, it's on the house.
I'll give you something for it...be rude not to " | |||
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"Why was it not refurbished as a gin bar? Because it's a cake shop." I had gin cupcakes last weekend and they were yums | |||
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"Why was it not refurbished as a gin bar? Because it's a cake shop. I had gin cupcakes last weekend and they were yums "We'll have to get some of those in here. | |||
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"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream Scarlett, come in!
But im naked... can i still come in?
Of course!
Yay.. oh i forget i have cream and charmbord! I can make up some sugar donut shots!! They are lush
Ohhhh... They sound good!
They are.. too nice though and you dont realise how d*unk you are getting on them haha
I think these might need testing..."I propose social with shots haha | |||
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"I'm not much of a baker but I do a mean creme brûlée. Would that get me in?? I'm partial to a bit of lemon drizzle if anyone can supply a slither of that
Come in "Thanks
After all this cake indulgence we are going to have to think of a way to work off a few of the calories though I'll be very disappointed if you tell me it's not that kind of shop.
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"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream Scarlett, come in!
But im naked... can i still come in?
Of course!
Yay.. oh i forget i have cream and charmbord! I can make up some sugar donut shots!! They are lush
Ohhhh... They sound good!
They are.. too nice though and you dont realise how d*unk you are getting on them haha
I think these might need testing...
I propose social with shots haha
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"Why was it not refurbished as a gin bar? Because it's a cake shop. I had gin cupcakes last weekend and they were yums
We'll have to get some of those in here. "Worth it - cakes that make you giggle  | |||
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"Why was it not refurbished as a gin bar? Because it's a cake shop. I had gin cupcakes last weekend and they were yums
We'll have to get some of those in here.
Worth it - cakes that make you giggle "Giggle cakes they are then! | |||
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"How did I miss this reincarnation??? "You weren't hungry? You were in the gym? | |||
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"Well I bake cakes I'm happy to lend an hand In the kitchen to help replenish supplies I'll steer clear of the booze though it doesn't bring out the best in me I get easily confused "Come in... Don't hide in the kitchen all the time though. | |||
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"How did I miss this reincarnation???
You weren't hungry? You were in the gym?"Finished in the gym at 9 this morning and I'm always hungry for cake xxx | |||
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"Well I bake cakes I'm happy to lend an hand In the kitchen to help replenish supplies I'll steer clear of the booze though it doesn't bring out the best in me I get easily confused
Come in... Don't hide in the kitchen all the time though. "It's ok I'll minhoe as That's where an egg timer comes in handy | |||
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"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream Scarlett, come in!
But im naked... can i still come in?
Of course!
Yay.. oh i forget i have cream and charmbord! I can make up some sugar donut shots!! They are lush
Ohhhh... They sound good!
They are.. too nice though and you dont realise how d*unk you are getting on them haha
I think these might need testing...
I propose social with shots haha
Ah... No car then! "Nope thats no fun lol | |||
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"Well I bake cakes I'm happy to lend an hand In the kitchen to help replenish supplies I'll steer clear of the booze though it doesn't bring out the best in me I get easily confused
Come in... Don't hide in the kitchen all the time though.
It's ok I'll minhoe as That's where an egg timer comes in handy "Minhoe? haha I meant mingle Definitely keep the drink away from me now | |||
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"How did I miss this reincarnation???
You weren't hungry? You were in the gym?
Finished in the gym at 9 this morning and I'm always hungry for cake xxx"Tut, weren't you paying attention? | |||
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"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream Scarlett, come in!
But im naked... can i still come in?
Of course!
Yay.. oh i forget i have cream and charmbord! I can make up some sugar donut shots!! They are lush
Ohhhh... They sound good!
They are.. too nice though and you dont realise how d*unk you are getting on them haha
I think these might need testing...
I propose social with shots haha
Ah... No car then!
Nope thats no fun lol"I have a car... I'll pick you up | |||
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"Well I bake cakes I'm happy to lend an hand In the kitchen to help replenish supplies I'll steer clear of the booze though it doesn't bring out the best in me I get easily confused
Come in... Don't hide in the kitchen all the time though.
It's ok I'll minhoe as That's where an egg timer comes in handy
Minhoe?
haha I meant mingle
Definitely keep the drink away from me now
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"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream Scarlett, come in!
But im naked... can i still come in?
Of course!
Yay.. oh i forget i have cream and charmbord! I can make up some sugar donut shots!! They are lush
Ohhhh... They sound good!
They are.. too nice though and you dont realise how d*unk you are getting on them haha
I think these might need testing...
I propose social with shots haha
Ah... No car then!
Nope thats no fun lol
I have a car... I'll pick you up "Both hands on the wheel! | |||
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"Did someone mention cheesecake. I'm in "Yes! Come in... There's squirts cream somewhere, too. | |||
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"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream Scarlett, come in!
But im naked... can i still come in?
Of course!
Yay.. oh i forget i have cream and charmbord! I can make up some sugar donut shots!! They are lush
Ohhhh... They sound good!
They are.. too nice though and you dont realise how d*unk you are getting on them haha
I think these might need testing...
I propose social with shots haha
Ah... No car then!
Nope thats no fun lol
I have a car... I'll pick you up
Both hands on the wheel!"You're no fun | |||
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"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream Scarlett, come in!
But im naked... can i still come in?
Of course!
Yay.. oh i forget i have cream and charmbord! I can make up some sugar donut shots!! They are lush
Ohhhh... They sound good!
They are.. too nice though and you dont realise how d*unk you are getting on them haha
I think these might need testing...
I propose social with shots haha
Ah... No car then!
Nope thats no fun lol
I have a car... I'll pick you up
Both hands on the wheel!
You're no fun "Nope, boring 98% | |||
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"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream Scarlett, come in!
But im naked... can i still come in?
Of course!
Yay.. oh i forget i have cream and charmbord! I can make up some sugar donut shots!! They are lush
Ohhhh... They sound good!
They are.. too nice though and you dont realise how d*unk you are getting on them haha
I think these might need testing...
I propose social with shots haha
Ah... No car then!
Nope thats no fun lol
I have a car... I'll pick you up
Both hands on the wheel!
You're no fun
Nope, boring 98% "Though it kind of depends on Scarlett | |||
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"I might pop in if you have some velvet cake " Have a seat | |||
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"I might pop in if you have some velvet cake Have a seat "Your waitress will be with you shortly | |||
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"I might pop in if you have some velvet cake Have a seat
Your waitress will be with you shortly "DJ, you look hot in that little black frilly apron! | |||
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"I might pop in if you have some velvet cake Have a seat
Your waitress will be with you shortly
DJ, you look hot in that little black frilly apron!"Look... no pants | |||
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"I might pop in if you have some velvet cake Have a seat
Your waitress will be with you shortly
DJ, you look hot in that little black frilly apron!
Look... no pants " | |||
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"I might pop in if you have some velvet cake " With cream cheese frosting or a standard buttercream? I personally don't think it's red velvet with out a whipped cream and cream cheese frosting | |||
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"I might pop in if you have some velvet cake Have a seat
Your waitress will be with you shortly
DJ, you look hot in that little black frilly apron!
Look... no pants
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"I might pop in if you have some velvet cake With cream cheese frosting or a standard buttercream? I personally don't think it's red velvet with out a whipped cream and cream cheese frosting " Soooooooooo demanding! | |||
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"Ooo the butter cream please" Judas!
But the customer is always right so it'll be right out | |||
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"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream Scarlett, come in!
But im naked... can i still come in?
Of course!
Yay.. oh i forget i have cream and charmbord! I can make up some sugar donut shots!! They are lush
Ohhhh... They sound good!
They are.. too nice though and you dont realise how d*unk you are getting on them haha
I think these might need testing...
I propose social with shots haha
Ah... No car then!
Nope thats no fun lol
I have a car... I'll pick you up "Oof you def can come too.. in more ways than one | |||
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"I might pop in if you have some velvet cake With cream cheese frosting or a standard buttercream? I personally don't think it's red velvet with out a whipped cream and cream cheese frosting Soooooooooo demanding!" Did anyone bring any cream cheese frosting? | |||
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"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream Scarlett, come in!
But im naked... can i still come in?
Of course!
Yay.. oh i forget i have cream and charmbord! I can make up some sugar donut shots!! They are lush
Ohhhh... They sound good!
They are.. too nice though and you dont realise how d*unk you are getting on them haha
I think these might need testing...
I propose social with shots haha
Ah... No car then!
Nope thats no fun lol
I have a car... I'll pick you up
Oof you def can come too.. in more ways than one "Bare in mind I am now the naked waiter!!! | |||
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"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream Scarlett, come in!
But im naked... can i still come in?
Of course!
Yay.. oh i forget i have cream and charmbord! I can make up some sugar donut shots!! They are lush
Ohhhh... They sound good!
They are.. too nice though and you dont realise how d*unk you are getting on them haha
I think these might need testing...
I propose social with shots haha
Ah... No car then!
Nope thats no fun lol
I have a car... I'll pick you up
Oof you def can come too.. in more ways than one
Bare in mind I am now the naked waiter!!!"Pray for warm weather! | |||
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"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream Scarlett, come in!
But im naked... can i still come in?
Of course!
Yay.. oh i forget i have cream and charmbord! I can make up some sugar donut shots!! They are lush
Ohhhh... They sound good!
They are.. too nice though and you dont realise how d*unk you are getting on them haha
I think these might need testing...
I propose social with shots haha
Ah... No car then!
Nope thats no fun lol
I have a car... I'll pick you up
Oof you def can come too.. in more ways than one
Bare in mind I am now the naked waiter!!!
Pray for warm weather!"Wouldn't want anything shovelling up would we??? Turn the heating up in the shop please xxx | |||
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"Dirty jester before you arrive and strip off and at some point during playing taxi driver, cAn you please pop to Tesco on the way, we need whipping cream and cream cheese? " Icing sugar? | |||
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"Dirty jester before you arrive and strip off and at some point during playing taxi driver, cAn you please pop to Tesco on the way, we need whipping cream and cream cheese? " I'll get a receipt xxx | |||
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"I'll do the supplies run for you just make a list or I'll forget" Cream cheese... Whipping cream... | |||
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"Dirty jester before you arrive and strip off and at some point during playing taxi driver, cAn you please pop to Tesco on the way, we need whipping cream and cream cheese? Icing sugar?" Oh whoops yes please | |||
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"I'll do the supplies run for you just make a list or I'll forget" Thanks A100.. lifesaver | |||
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"I'll do the supplies run for you just make a list or I'll forget Cream cheese... Whipping cream..." And icing sugar too please. | |||
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"I'll do the supplies run for you just make a list or I'll forget Cream cheese... Whipping cream... And icing sugar too please." Someone say cream? | |||
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"I'll do the supplies run for you just make a list or I'll forget Cream cheese... Whipping cream... And icing sugar too please." And a Willy warmer if Kinds isn't going to turn the heating on | |||
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"I'll do the supplies run for you just make a list or I'll forget Cream cheese... Whipping cream... And icing sugar too please. Someone say cream? "Whipping, no less!  | |||
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"I'll do the supplies run for you just make a list or I'll forget Cream cheese... Whipping cream... And icing sugar too please. Someone say cream?
Whipping, no less! "I like squirting. . You'll have to whip yourself. | |||
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"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream Scarlett, come in!
But im naked... can i still come in?
Of course!
Yay.. oh i forget i have cream and charmbord! I can make up some sugar donut shots!! They are lush
Ohhhh... They sound good!
They are.. too nice though and you dont realise how d*unk you are getting on them haha
I think these might need testing...
I propose social with shots haha
Ah... No car then!
Nope thats no fun lol
I have a car... I'll pick you up
Oof you def can come too.. in more ways than one
Bare in mind I am now the naked waiter!!!"Thats fine i'll sit in your lap and cover your decency! Just out for lunch with friends and now i need cake!! Mmm cake haha!! Be good now and just buy the cakes from m&s already atleast we know they will taste good then
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"I'll do the supplies run for you just make a list or I'll forget Cream cheese... Whipping cream... And icing sugar too please. Someone say cream?
Whipping, no less!
I like squirting. . You'll have to whip yourself. "You already know you can do whatever with me mister | |||
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"I'll do the supplies run for you just make a list or I'll forget Cream cheese... Whipping cream... And icing sugar too please. Someone say cream?
Whipping, no less!
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"One mention of whipping cream and minds turn to filth You animals " | |||
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"I love cream mmmmmmm" You love creammmmmmmmmmm? | |||
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"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream Scarlett, come in!
But im naked... can i still come in?
Of course!
Yay.. oh i forget i have cream and charmbord! I can make up some sugar donut shots!! They are lush
Ohhhh... They sound good!
They are.. too nice though and you dont realise how d*unk you are getting on them haha
I think these might need testing...
I propose social with shots haha
Ah... No car then!
Nope thats no fun lol
I have a car... I'll pick you up
Oof you def can come too.. in more ways than one
Bare in mind I am now the naked waiter!!!
Thats fine i'll sit in your lap and cover your decency!
Just out for lunch with friends and now i need cake!! Mmm cake haha!!
Be good now and just buy the cakes from m&s already atleast we know they will taste good then
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"Homemade cakes taste so much better than shop bought cakes "Finally... someone bringing this thread back to the straight and narrow | |||
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"Homemade cakes taste so much better than shop bought cakes "It depends who cooks them... MOST do. | |||
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"Homemade cakes taste so much better than shop bought cakes
Finally... someone bringing this thread back to the straight and narrow "Phew, yes! Spare us the smut | |||
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"Homemade cakes taste so much better than shop bought cakes
It depends who cooks them... MOST do. "That is of true The artistry and time alone that goes into making some cakes alone deserves credit even better when they taste as nice as they look | |||
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"Homemade cakes taste so much better than shop bought cakes
It depends who cooks them... MOST do.
That is of true
The artistry and time alone that goes into making some cakes alone deserves credit even better when they taste as nice as they look "I can bake, but get more out of decorating them...that's the fun bit... That and eating them! | |||
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"Homemade cakes taste so much better than shop bought cakes
It depends who cooks them... MOST do.
That is of true
The artistry and time alone that goes into making some cakes alone deserves credit even better when they taste as nice as they look
I can bake, but get more out of decorating them...that's the fun bit... That and eating them!"I wish someone would make me a cake | |||
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"Homemade cakes taste so much better than shop bought cakes
It depends who cooks them... MOST do.
That is of true
The artistry and time alone that goes into making some cakes alone deserves credit even better when they taste as nice as they look
I can bake, but get more out of decorating them...that's the fun bit... That and eating them!
I wish someone would make me a cake "Dare we ask what sort? | |||
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"Homemade cakes taste so much better than shop bought cakes
It depends who cooks them... MOST do.
That is of true
The artistry and time alone that goes into making some cakes alone deserves credit even better when they taste as nice as they look
I can bake, but get more out of decorating them...that's the fun bit... That and eating them!
I wish someone would make me a cake
Dare we ask what sort? "I'm not completely pervy just a nicely decorated cake with cherries in it would be nice xxx | |||
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"Homemade cakes taste so much better than shop bought cakes
It depends who cooks them... MOST do.
That is of true
The artistry and time alone that goes into making some cakes alone deserves credit even better when they taste as nice as they look
I can bake, but get more out of decorating them...that's the fun bit... That and eating them!
I wish someone would make me a cake
Dare we ask what sort?
I'm not completely pervy just a nicely decorated cake with cherries in it would be nice xxx"Oh, a boob cake then? | |||
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"Homemade cakes taste so much better than shop bought cakes
It depends who cooks them... MOST do.
That is of true
The artistry and time alone that goes into making some cakes alone deserves credit even better when they taste as nice as they look
I can bake, but get more out of decorating them...that's the fun bit... That and eating them!
I wish someone would make me a cake
Dare we ask what sort?
I'm not completely pervy just a nicely decorated cake with cherries in it would be nice xxx
Oh, a boob cake then?"If it's modelled on yours then I'd happily accept xxx | |||
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"Homemade cakes taste so much better than shop bought cakes "Nah most are rock hard and tasteless | |||
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"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream Scarlett, come in!
But im naked... can i still come in?
Of course!
Yay.. oh i forget i have cream and charmbord! I can make up some sugar donut shots!! They are lush
Ohhhh... They sound good!
They are.. too nice though and you dont realise how d*unk you are getting on them haha
I think these might need testing...
I propose social with shots haha
Ah... No car then!
Nope thats no fun lol
I have a car... I'll pick you up
Oof you def can come too.. in more ways than one
Bare in mind I am now the naked waiter!!!
Thats fine i'll sit in your lap and cover your decency!
Just out for lunch with friends and now i need cake!! Mmm cake haha!!
Be good now and just buy the cakes from m&s already atleast we know they will taste good then
You can sit wherever you like xxx"I can think of a couple of places
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"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream Scarlett, come in!
But im naked... can i still come in?
Of course!
Yay.. oh i forget i have cream and charmbord! I can make up some sugar donut shots!! They are lush
Ohhhh... They sound good!
They are.. too nice though and you dont realise how d*unk you are getting on them haha
I think these might need testing...
I propose social with shots haha
Ah... No car then!
Nope thats no fun lol
I have a car... I'll pick you up
Oof you def can come too.. in more ways than one
Bare in mind I am now the naked waiter!!!
Thats fine i'll sit in your lap and cover your decency!
Just out for lunch with friends and now i need cake!! Mmm cake haha!!
Be good now and just buy the cakes from m&s already atleast we know they will taste good then
You can sit wherever you like xxx
I can think of a couple of places
Screw the cakes just give me the cream instead! "I'll be the jelly in your donut | |||
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"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream Scarlett, come in!
But im naked... can i still come in?
Of course!
Yay.. oh i forget i have cream and charmbord! I can make up some sugar donut shots!! They are lush
Ohhhh... They sound good!
They are.. too nice though and you dont realise how d*unk you are getting on them haha
I think these might need testing...
I propose social with shots haha
Ah... No car then!
Nope thats no fun lol
I have a car... I'll pick you up
Oof you def can come too.. in more ways than one
Bare in mind I am now the naked waiter!!!
Thats fine i'll sit in your lap and cover your decency!
Just out for lunch with friends and now i need cake!! Mmm cake haha!!
Be good now and just buy the cakes from m&s already atleast we know they will taste good then
You can sit wherever you like xxx
I can think of a couple of places
Screw the cakes just give me the cream instead!
I'll be the jelly in your donut "Think we just need to find a layby | |||
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"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream Scarlett, come in!
But im naked... can i still come in?
Of course!
Yay.. oh i forget i have cream and charmbord! I can make up some sugar donut shots!! They are lush
Ohhhh... They sound good!
They are.. too nice though and you dont realise how d*unk you are getting on them haha
I think these might need testing...
I propose social with shots haha
Ah... No car then!
Nope thats no fun lol
I have a car... I'll pick you up
Oof you def can come too.. in more ways than one
Bare in mind I am now the naked waiter!!!
Thats fine i'll sit in your lap and cover your decency!
Just out for lunch with friends and now i need cake!! Mmm cake haha!!
Be good now and just buy the cakes from m&s already atleast we know they will taste good then
You can sit wherever you like xxx
I can think of a couple of places
Screw the cakes just give me the cream instead!
I'll be the jelly in your donut
Think we just need to find a layby "I am sure their would be plenty suitable ones around | |||
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"Homemade cakes taste so much better than shop bought cakes
It depends who cooks them... MOST do.
That is of true
The artistry and time alone that goes into making some cakes alone deserves credit even better when they taste as nice as they look
I can bake, but get more out of decorating them...that's the fun bit... That and eating them!
I wish someone would make me a cake
Dare we ask what sort?
I'm not completely pervy just a nicely decorated cake with cherries in it would be nice xxx
Oh, a boob cake then?
If it's modelled on yours then I'd happily accept xxx" | |||
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"Homemade cakes taste so much better than shop bought cakes
I'm making Chelsea buns with marmalade in later. A new recipe. There will be plenty to share. "Oh wow... They sound lovely!  | |||
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"Homemade cakes taste so much better than shop bought cakes
Nah most are rock hard and tasteless" | |||
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"I have cake.. and whisky will that do? I might even share my sambuca and squirty cream Scarlett, come in!
But im naked... can i still come in?
Of course!
Yay.. oh i forget i have cream and charmbord! I can make up some sugar donut shots!! They are lush
Ohhhh... They sound good!
They are.. too nice though and you dont realise how d*unk you are getting on them haha
I think these might need testing...
I propose social with shots haha
Ah... No car then!
Nope thats no fun lol
I have a car... I'll pick you up
Oof you def can come too.. in more ways than one
Bare in mind I am now the naked waiter!!!
Thats fine i'll sit in your lap and cover your decency!
Just out for lunch with friends and now i need cake!! Mmm cake haha!!
Be good now and just buy the cakes from m&s already atleast we know they will taste good then
You can sit wherever you like xxx
I can think of a couple of places
Screw the cakes just give me the cream instead!
I'll be the jelly in your donut
Think we just need to find a layby
I am sure their would be plenty suitable ones around "I know the perfect one | |||
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"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes?" Bit of both really.. | |||
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"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes? Well, it wasn't... It all started innocently enough, but seems to have... Ahem... Degenerated! In that case, I'll have a chocolate and vanilla sandwich please "I'm assuming, of the naughty variety? | |||
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"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes? Bit of both really.. " It is now.... | |||
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"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes? Well, it wasn't... It all started innocently enough, but seems to have... Ahem... Degenerated! In that case, I'll have a chocolate and vanilla sandwich please
I'm assuming, of the naughty variety? "Well, I'm avoiding sugar at the moment | |||
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"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes? Bit of both really.. " Cake sex, sounds messy. | |||
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"Did someone mention cheesecake. I'm in
Yes! Come in... There's squirts cream somewhere, too. "I hope there's still cake and squirty cream left for me. I need feeding after being out all day. | |||
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"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes? Well, it wasn't... It all started innocently enough, but seems to have... Ahem... Degenerated! In that case, I'll have a chocolate and vanilla sandwich please
I'm assuming, of the naughty variety?
Well, I'm avoiding sugar at the moment "Oh, naughty it is then.... And a medal for resisting temptation of the sugar kind! | |||
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"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes? Bit of both really.. Cake sex, sounds messy." But such fun! | |||
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"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes? Well, it wasn't... It all started innocently enough, but seems to have... Ahem... Degenerated! Not my fault!!! "Ooh, liar liar pants on fire! | |||
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"Some people are so hypocritical have a go about me flirting on threads xx"Flirt away | |||
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"Some people are so hypocritical have a go about me flirting on threads xx"Not me.... I never complain aboi t people being flirty xxx | |||
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"Did someone mention cheesecake. I'm in
Yes! Come in... There's squirts cream somewhere, too.
I hope there's still cake and squirty cream left for me. I need feeding after being out all day. "Help yourself! | |||
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"Some people are so hypocritical have a go about me flirting on threads xx"Fuck 'em. Have some cake | |||
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"Any Jaffe cakes, or aren't they cakes ?" Baked, sweet, yummy... They'll do | |||
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"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes? Well, it wasn't... It all started innocently enough, but seems to have... Ahem... Degenerated! Not my fault!!!
Ooh, liar liar pants on fire! "I resemble that remark.... I'm as pure as the driven snow | |||
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"Some people are so hypocritical have a go about me flirting on threads xx
Fuck 'em. Have some cake " | |||
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"Some people are so hypocritical have a go about me flirting on threads xx
Flirt away "thanks for the invention but don't want to be accused of lpp xxx | |||
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"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes? Well, it wasn't... It all started innocently enough, but seems to have... Ahem... Degenerated! Not my fault!!!
Ooh, liar liar pants on fire!
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"Some people are so hypocritical have a go about me flirting on threads xx
Flirt away thanks for the invention but don't want to be accused of lpp xxx"Ipp? | |||
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Fuck 'em. Have some cake ". well cake can be yummy sometimes xx | |||
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"Some people are so hypocritical have a go about me flirting on threads xx
Flirt away thanks for the invention but don't want to be accused of lpp xxx
Ipp?"lamppost pissing xx | |||
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"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes? Well, it wasn't... It all started innocently enough, but seems to have... Ahem... Degenerated! Not my fault!!!
Ooh, liar liar pants on fire!
I resemble that remark.... I'm as pure as the driven snow
I didn't know you could get black snow... "How very dare you....I have no idea what you mean | |||
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"Some people are so hypocritical have a go about me flirting on threads xx
Flirt away thanks for the invention but don't want to be accused of lpp xxx
Ipp? lamppost pissing xx"Ah! Thanks for that. | |||
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"Some people are so hypocritical have a go about me flirting on threads xx"There's flirting then divulging actual details of what you've done that turns peoples stomach | |||
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"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes? Well, it wasn't... It all started innocently enough, but seems to have... Ahem... Degenerated! Not my fault!!!
Ooh, liar liar pants on fire!
I resemble that remark.... I'm as pure as the driven snow
I didn't know you could get black snow...
How very dare you....I have no idea what you mean "Oh, I very dare! | |||
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"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes? Well, it wasn't... It all started innocently enough, but seems to have... Ahem... Degenerated! Not my fault!!! "Bloody was! | |||
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Bloody was! " | |||
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"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes? Well, it wasn't... It all started innocently enough, but seems to have... Ahem... Degenerated! Not my fault!!!
Ooh, liar liar pants on fire!
I resemble that remark.... I'm as pure as the driven snow
I didn't know you could get black snow...
How very dare you....I have no idea what you mean
Oh, I very dare! "Atleast we share men! LPP is trying to warn everyone else away because they've already played with them.. then rehash all the stomach churning details | |||
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"Some people are so hypocritical have a go about me flirting on threads xx
Flirt away thanks for the invention but don't want to be accused of lpp xxx
Ipp? lamppost pissing xx
Ah! Thanks for that."no problem xx | |||
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"Some people are so hypocritical have a go about me flirting on threads xx
There's flirting then divulging actual details of what you've done that turns peoples stomach"so you've never divulged anything? | |||
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"Some people are so hypocritical have a go about me flirting on threads xx
There's flirting then divulging actual details of what you've done that turns peoples stomach so you've never divulged anything? "Not that would make people's stomach turn with the person ive done it with talking too.. no-one needs those images! Not enough mind bleach in the world | |||
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"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes? Well, it wasn't... It all started innocently enough, but seems to have... Ahem... Degenerated! Not my fault!!!
Bloody was!
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"Did someone mention cheesecake. I'm in
Yes! Come in... There's squirts cream somewhere, too.
I hope there's still cake and squirty cream left for me. I need feeding after being out all day.
Help yourself! "Ooo who to choose ( ooppss did I say that out loud) Show me the cake | |||
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"Did someone mention cheesecake. I'm in
Yes! Come in... There's squirts cream somewhere, too.
I hope there's still cake and squirty cream left for me. I need feeding after being out all day.
Help yourself! "Ooo who to choose ( ooppss did I say that out loud) Show me the cake | |||
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"Some people are so hypocritical have a go about me flirting on threads xx
There's flirting then divulging actual details of what you've done that turns peoples stomach so you've never divulged anything?
Not that would make people's stomach turn with the person ive done it with talking too.. no-one needs those images! Not enough mind bleach in the world "oh well never mind | |||
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"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes? Well, it wasn't... It all started innocently enough, but seems to have... Ahem... Degenerated! Not my fault!!!
Bloody was!
All I suggested was that the cake shop needed a waiter... then you both took it the wrong way "I believe you were the one that said you were naked.... | |||
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"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes? Well, it wasn't... It all started innocently enough, but seems to have... Ahem... Degenerated! Not my fault!!!
Bloody was!
All I suggested was that the cake shop needed a waiter... then you both took it the wrong way "She made you naked I didnt! All I suggested was the social.. which actually is going to be real at some point! A group social that is! Lincs nicked your clothes though | |||
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"Did someone mention cheesecake. I'm in
Yes! Come in... There's squirts cream somewhere, too.
I hope there's still cake and squirty cream left for me. I need feeding after being out all day.
Help yourself!
Ooo who to choose ( ooppss did I say that out loud)
Show me the cake "Hahaha, yep, you did. | |||
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"I am confused. Is this a real cake shop or a hypothetical cake shop? It's just I kinda like my cake tangible and worried I may have got unduly excited." 'Cyber cake shop'... With 'cyber cakes'.... | |||
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"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes? Well, it wasn't... It all started innocently enough, but seems to have... Ahem... Degenerated! Not my fault!!!
Bloody was!
All I suggested was that the cake shop needed a waiter... then you both took it the wrong way
I believe you were the one that said you were naked.... "I wants naked... I had a pinny on | |||
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"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes? Well, it wasn't... It all started innocently enough, but seems to have... Ahem... Degenerated! Not my fault!!!
Bloody was!
All I suggested was that the cake shop needed a waiter... then you both took it the wrong way
She made you naked I didnt! All I suggested was the social.. which actually is going to be real at some point! A group social that is! Lincs nicked your clothes though "Ahem... Do I look like I'm wearing DJ's clothes? | |||
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"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes? Well, it wasn't... It all started innocently enough, but seems to have... Ahem... Degenerated! Not my fault!!!
Bloody was!
All I suggested was that the cake shop needed a waiter... then you both took it the wrong way
She made you naked I didnt! All I suggested was the social.. which actually is going to be real at some point! A group social that is! Lincs nicked your clothes though
Ahem... Do I look like I'm wearing DJ's clothes? "You can if you want.... but I'm not wearing yours xxx | |||
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"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes? Well, it wasn't... It all started innocently enough, but seems to have... Ahem... Degenerated! Not my fault!!!
Bloody was!
All I suggested was that the cake shop needed a waiter... then you both took it the wrong way
I believe you were the one that said you were naked....
I wants naked... I had a pinny on "Yes... I gave you that so you could be waiter! | |||
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"Scarlett thank you for the message could not reply are you being honest with what you say " Have done | |||
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"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes? Well, it wasn't... It all started innocently enough, but seems to have... Ahem... Degenerated! Not my fault!!!
Bloody was!
All I suggested was that the cake shop needed a waiter... then you both took it the wrong way
I believe you were the one that said you were naked....
I wants naked... I had a pinny on
Yes... I gave you that so you could be waiter!"You just wanted to see my bum | |||
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"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes? Well, it wasn't... It all started innocently enough, but seems to have... Ahem... Degenerated! Not my fault!!!
Bloody was!
All I suggested was that the cake shop needed a waiter... then you both took it the wrong way
She made you naked I didnt! All I suggested was the social.. which actually is going to be real at some point! A group social that is! Lincs nicked your clothes though
Ahem... Do I look like I'm wearing DJ's clothes?
You can if you want.... but I'm not wearing yours xxx"'Ere! D'you think I'm kinky or something?! | |||
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"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes? Well, it wasn't... It all started innocently enough, but seems to have... Ahem... Degenerated! Not my fault!!!
Bloody was!
All I suggested was that the cake shop needed a waiter... then you both took it the wrong way
She made you naked I didnt! All I suggested was the social.. which actually is going to be real at some point! A group social that is! Lincs nicked your clothes though
Ahem... Do I look like I'm wearing DJ's clothes? "Didnt say you were wearing them haha.. didnt you sling them into a hedge in the a1 | |||
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"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes? Well, it wasn't... It all started innocently enough, but seems to have... Ahem... Degenerated! Not my fault!!!
Bloody was!
All I suggested was that the cake shop needed a waiter... then you both took it the wrong way
She made you naked I didnt! All I suggested was the social.. which actually is going to be real at some point! A group social that is! Lincs nicked your clothes though
Ahem... Do I look like I'm wearing DJ's clothes?
You can if you want.... but I'm not wearing yours xxx
'Ere! D'you think I'm kinky or something?! "You really want me to answer that??? | |||
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"I'm right in assuming cake is a euphemism for sex,yes? Well, it wasn't... It all started innocently enough, but seems to have... Ahem... Degenerated! Not my fault!!!
Bloody was!
All I suggested was that the cake shop needed a waiter... then you both took it the wrong way
I believe you were the one that said you were naked....
I wants naked... I had a pinny on
Yes... I gave you that so you could be waiter!
You just wanted to see my bum "Of course | |||
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