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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Should I put some fuel in the flirting funbus and take it for a spin? (It's never ran the same since someone else was behind the wheel )

My hornometer is stuck on 11 this week, and hopefully someone needs a ride.

Jump on board, were not going anywhere, but you can certainly get comfy sat on the seats...or someone. Pm or flirt openly here, that's how this works.

Naughty people at the back and wink the driver as you climb in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take my place at the back, and if it gets full, maybe a lovely/naughty lady can sit on my lap.

;) - for you, driver.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shall I sit on your knee as the bus is empty, wouldn't want us to feel lonely.

It's a lovely day for a flirt so rev that engine up. Faf

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shall I sit on your knee as the bus is empty, wouldn't want us to feel lonely.

It's a lovely day for a flirt so rev that engine up. Faf "

If your sat on my knee, I promise that's not my keys in my pocket.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I'll catch a lift if it's passing Cupids as I'm on my way to work early for Paaaaaarrrrrrtay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normally, I'd be on it like a fat bloke on cake but I'm feeling a bit grotty this morning so give us a wave as you drive past. Unless you're planning on putting a quarantine zone on the bus?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Normally, I'd be on it like a fat bloke on cake but I'm feeling a bit grotty this morning so give us a wave as you drive past. Unless you're planning on putting a quarantine zone on the bus? "

*wave.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll catch a lift if it's passing Cupids as I'm on my way to work early for Paaaaaarrrrrrtay! "

Your at the back....behave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shall I sit on your knee as the bus is empty, wouldn't want us to feel lonely.

It's a lovely day for a flirt so rev that engine up. Faf

If your sat on my knee, I promise that's not my keys in my pocket. "

No definitely not keys, let me adjust that for you. Think I need to turn around and straddle you much better position

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

I'm feeling flirty today and would love a ride!

Oh and have I mentioned it's my Birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm feeling flirty today and would love a ride!

Oh and have I mentioned it's my Birthday "

Happy birthday hopefully someone gives you a naughty surprise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a Mcsteamy here ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HORNY.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loves a good flirt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there a Mcsteamy here ?? "

What do they look like? Could it be me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Loves a good flirt "

MsDaisy? Can I drive you?

*eeeioyyee. Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ding ding all aboard the flirty bus , tickets please , I will accept cuddles and kisses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it ok if I just bend over a seat in a seductive fashion rather than sitting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you fancy a lick of my corgette?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ding ding all aboard the flirty bus , tickets please , I will accept cuddles and kisses "

Does this mean we're going for a drive?

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"I'll catch a lift if it's passing Cupids as I'm on my way to work early for Paaaaaarrrrrrtay!

Your at the back....behave. "

Behave????

As if!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it ok if I just bend over a seat in a seductive fashion rather than sitting?"

You get to ride free.

I must remember to mirror, signal, manoeuvre.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you fancy a lick of my corgette? "

Did you mean nipple?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it ok if I just bend over a seat in a seductive fashion rather than sitting?"

Only if its the seat in front of me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You going anywhere near London? I think this bus will be more fun than the train

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a Mcsteamy here ??

What do they look like? Could it be me? "

Most definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ding ding all aboard the flirty bus , tickets please , I will accept cuddles and kisses "

Here's my ticket Sir. Where would you like that kiss?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You going anywhere near London? I think this bus will be more fun than the train "

Does that mean we all have to go down?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"HORNY."

Still horny.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Not horny today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You going anywhere near London? I think this bus will be more fun than the train

Does that mean we all have to go down? "

I'd say that is a mighty fine idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll sit near the gear stick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll sit near the gear stick "

Near or on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a good flirt, where can I sit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love a good flirt, where can I sit? "

Plenty of room on my face

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Standing room only? I think I'll just wrap myself around a pole for safety

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love a good flirt, where can I sit?

Plenty of room on my face "

Why thank you kind sir

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Can I blow the horn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you fancy a lick of my corgette?

Did you mean nipple? "

Of course... that thing tasted disgusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you fancy a lick of my corgette? "

No thanks but can I lick you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love a good flirt, where can I sit? "

I'll get the safety manual out. There's a few pictures for suggestions. .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Standing room only? I think I'll just wrap myself around a pole for safety "

It's cold hard steel. You might need some gloves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you fancy a lick of my corgette?

No thanks but can I lick you? "

of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I blow the horn? "

you have to squeeze it quite hard and then it will go off

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love a good flirt, where can I sit?

I'll get the safety manual out. There's a few pictures for suggestions. .

"

Pictures? Oh can I try them all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is this flirting you speak of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in the bus in my sexy conductors out fit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you fancy a lick of my corgette?

No thanks but can I lick you?

of course "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got my ticket. ....it's ready to have a hole punched in it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love a good flirt, where can I sit?

I'll get the safety manual out. There's a few pictures for suggestions. .

Pictures? Oh can I try them all? "

There's 100. Shall we with 1?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If its coming across the water I'll jump on board

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The drivers busy so I'm changing seats. Who wants company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love a good flirt, where can I sit?

I'll get the safety manual out. There's a few pictures for suggestions. .

Pictures? Oh can I try them all?

There's 100. Shall we with 1? "

100 may take a while, I have time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The drivers busy so I'm changing seats. Who wants company "

Would appear my face is being neglected. Hop on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love a good flirt, where can I sit?

I'll get the safety manual out. There's a few pictures for suggestions. .

Pictures? Oh can I try them all?

There's 100. Shall we with 1?

100 may take a while, I have time "

Start counting.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Can I blow the horn?

you have to squeeze it quite hard and then it will go off "

Hope it's a really loud one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love a good flirt, where can I sit?

I'll get the safety manual out. There's a few pictures for suggestions. .

Pictures? Oh can I try them all?

There's 100. Shall we with 1?

100 may take a while, I have time

Start counting. "

I can count to 100 but I get distracted

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

I can't flirt to save my life but if I may say so, what a charming, smashing blouse you have on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The drivers busy so I'm changing seats. Who wants company

Would appear my face is being neglected. Hop on "

Mmm happy to oblige. Ooo that tickles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I blow the horn?

you have to squeeze it quite hard and then it will go off

Hope it's a really loud one "

It's not always how loud it is...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The drivers busy so I'm changing seats. Who wants company

Would appear my face is being neglected. Hop on "

Nice ballbag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The drivers busy so I'm changing seats. Who wants company

Would appear my face is being neglected. Hop on

Nice ballbag "

I'm disappointed although not surprised at the lack of take up of Testicle Tuesday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been able to flirt. But I can become your friend and wait it out until you realise I've got a big dick and maybe sex would be ok? Normally around 2 years. My life :/. Don't even have a big dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The drivers busy so I'm changing seats. Who wants company

Would appear my face is being neglected. Hop on

Nice ballbag

I'm disappointed although not surprised at the lack of take up of Testicle Tuesday. "

Me too. I like a nice testicle in the mouth....*gets all misty eyed at the memories*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The drivers busy so I'm changing seats. Who wants company

Would appear my face is being neglected. Hop on

Nice ballbag

I'm disappointed although not surprised at the lack of take up of Testicle Tuesday.

Me too. I like a nice testicle in the mouth....*gets all misty eyed at the memories*"

Why is a trip home seeming more and more like a good idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The drivers busy so I'm changing seats. Who wants company

Would appear my face is being neglected. Hop on

Nice ballbag

I'm disappointed although not surprised at the lack of take up of Testicle Tuesday.

Me too. I like a nice testicle in the mouth....*gets all misty eyed at the memories*

Why is a trip home seeming more and more like a good idea "

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