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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Or texts even, why the fuck can't chicks have sex at normal times of the day! About to get ready for my scratcher and ping 'you up babe doing later, fancy popping over?' Eh no really but guess am gonna need tae now you've excited the wee man, things a guy needs tae dae tae keep the yum yum happy fs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On a positive note, looks like am fucking the night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hurry up and get here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be terrible, I'd hate that life fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I fancy a fuck

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton


"Oh I fancy a fuck "

I am deeply shocked and morally outraged.

Ah g'wan then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha wholeheartedly agree brother! And their quick off the mark with their replies LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Must be terrible, I'd hate that life fs "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

An here's the best bit 'can you bring some munchies wi you' sends a half page shopping list fs, who's says sex is free? Cheeky fucker, chicks be crazy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ha ha wholeheartedly agree brother! And their quick off the mark with their replies LOL "

Aye true that, no one replies faster than a chick who wants her boaby any other time man can be waiting days fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha Actually just spilt my drink reading this and laughing

I'm totally the type of person to text late at night when I'm horny sometimes you just can't plan these things xxx

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton


"Haha Actually just spilt my drink reading this and laughing

I'm totally the type of person to text late at night when I'm horny sometimes you just can't plan these things xxx "

As a lady friend of mine delicately puts it: A girl's gotta eat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a text like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I fancy a fuck "

I'll be there in an hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love our late night booty calls!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"An here's the best bit 'can you bring some munchies wi you' sends a half page shopping list fs, who's says sex is free? Cheeky fucker, chicks be crazy "

Take your washing with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha Actually just spilt my drink reading this and laughing

I'm totally the type of person to text late at night when I'm horny sometimes you just can't plan these things xxx

As a lady friend of mine delicately puts it: A girl's gotta eat! "

To be fair I don't usually ask for much other than Dick and maybe a Creme egg if I'm hungry xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you arrange a time when you are horny lol booty calls are a life saver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I fancy a fuck

I'll be there in an hour "

Oh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still waiting for that ping !!!!!

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Bloody hell I wish I could complain at what time people wanted sex with me!

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3

Oh I miss them bootycall days

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hurry up and get here. "

En route #Brace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hurry up and get here.

En route #Brace "

Want.

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By *aaLaaWoman
over a year ago

Pontesbury

I tried to initiate a booty call tonight, got me nowhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tried to initiate a booty call tonight, got me nowhere "

Can I introduce you to Jim? He's based in Shrewsbury. He's got all the booty. Give him a call. He's fabulous. You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah I like at least an hour or twos notice preferably.

Once I'm in for the night n settled then there's little chance of me moving for anything short of a natural disaster!

I ain't jumping to anyone else's tune in the wee small hours when I'm settled on the sofa unless you're some kinda Amazonian sex goddess!

Even less chance now after the last booty call I received.I agreed as it wasn't too late....9pm ish,but she only went n changed her mind in the short time it took me to jump in n out of the bath!!!!

So nahhhhh I wouldn't expect anyone else to meet without a few hours notice,so don't expect it of me!

Dial a fuck I ain't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nah I like at least an hour or twos notice preferably.

Once I'm in for the night n settled then there's little chance of me moving for anything short of a natural disaster!

I ain't jumping to anyone else's tune in the wee small hours when I'm settled on the sofa unless you're some kinda Amazonian sex goddess!

Even less chance now after the last booty call I received.I agreed as it wasn't too late....9pm ish,but she only went n changed her mind in the short time it took me to jump in n out of the bath!!!!

So nahhhhh I wouldn't expect anyone else to meet without a few hours notice,so don't expect it of me!

Dial a fuck I ain't "

Damn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always fancy a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nah I like at least an hour or twos notice preferably.

Once I'm in for the night n settled then there's little chance of me moving for anything short of a natural disaster!

I ain't jumping to anyone else's tune in the wee small hours when I'm settled on the sofa unless you're some kinda Amazonian sex goddess!

Even less chance now after the last booty call I received.I agreed as it wasn't too late....9pm ish,but she only went n changed her mind in the short time it took me to jump in n out of the bath!!!!

So nahhhhh I wouldn't expect anyone else to meet without a few hours notice,so don't expect it of me!

Dial a fuck I ain't

Damn! "

Right I'm gonna jump in the bath.....you better not change your mind!

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Ha ha wholeheartedly agree brother! And their quick off the mark with their replies LOL "

When a woman want a someting,you bet she's quick the messages..you wait until you want something. "Oh sport I didn't see your message as I was already in bed" . Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nah I like at least an hour or twos notice preferably.

Once I'm in for the night n settled then there's little chance of me moving for anything short of a natural disaster!

I ain't jumping to anyone else's tune in the wee small hours when I'm settled on the sofa unless you're some kinda Amazonian sex goddess!

Even less chance now after the last booty call I received.I agreed as it wasn't too late....9pm ish,but she only went n changed her mind in the short time it took me to jump in n out of the bath!!!!

So nahhhhh I wouldn't expect anyone else to meet without a few hours notice,so don't expect it of me!

Dial a fuck I ain't

Damn!

Right I'm gonna jump in the bath.....you better not change your mind! "

Oh I never change my mind when it comes to sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nah I like at least an hour or twos notice preferably.

Once I'm in for the night n settled then there's little chance of me moving for anything short of a natural disaster!

I ain't jumping to anyone else's tune in the wee small hours when I'm settled on the sofa unless you're some kinda Amazonian sex goddess!

Even less chance now after the last booty call I received.I agreed as it wasn't too late....9pm ish,but she only went n changed her mind in the short time it took me to jump in n out of the bath!!!!

So nahhhhh I wouldn't expect anyone else to meet without a few hours notice,so don't expect it of me!

Dial a fuck I ain't

Damn!

Right I'm gonna jump in the bath.....you better not change your mind!

Oh I never change my mind when it comes to sex! "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nah I like at least an hour or twos notice preferably.

Once I'm in for the night n settled then there's little chance of me moving for anything short of a natural disaster!

I ain't jumping to anyone else's tune in the wee small hours when I'm settled on the sofa unless you're some kinda Amazonian sex goddess!

Even less chance now after the last booty call I received.I agreed as it wasn't too late....9pm ish,but she only went n changed her mind in the short time it took me to jump in n out of the bath!!!!

So nahhhhh I wouldn't expect anyone else to meet without a few hours notice,so don't expect it of me!

Dial a fuck I ain't

Damn!

Right I'm gonna jump in the bath.....you better not change your mind!

Oh I never change my mind when it comes to sex! "

Right I'm now on the bypass trying to thumb a lift....see you in a few hours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nah I like at least an hour or twos notice preferably.

Once I'm in for the night n settled then there's little chance of me moving for anything short of a natural disaster!

I ain't jumping to anyone else's tune in the wee small hours when I'm settled on the sofa unless you're some kinda Amazonian sex goddess!

Even less chance now after the last booty call I received.I agreed as it wasn't too late....9pm ish,but she only went n changed her mind in the short time it took me to jump in n out of the bath!!!!

So nahhhhh I wouldn't expect anyone else to meet without a few hours notice,so don't expect it of me!

Dial a fuck I ain't

Damn!

Right I'm gonna jump in the bath.....you better not change your mind!

Oh I never change my mind when it comes to sex!

Right I'm now on the bypass trying to thumb a lift....see you in a few hours! "

Sweet! Cya soon...ish!

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