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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Surely this is a thread that can't go tits up?

So, what's your favourite jam?

Mine is damson.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

strawberry

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Wild Strawberry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paul Weller

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Paul Weller"

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

strawberry but it has to be eaten on toast with peanut butter..

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By *stwoforfun2Couple
over a year ago

South Suffolk Area

Wild apricot

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By *quamarina1964Woman
over a year ago

Bideford

"Blackberry"

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

And why is this thread about just jam and not marmalade. Im going to report you for being racist against marmalade

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"strawberry"

Strawberry??? How can you possibly like strawberry?

You are strange?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black currant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely this is a thread that can't go tits up?

So, what's your favourite jam?

Mine is damson."

Dont like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Paul Weller

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+1

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Surely this is a thread that can't go tits up?

So, what's your favourite jam?

Mine is damson.

Dont like it "

Can you be more specific please? Jam or damson?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"strawberry

Strawberry??? How can you possibly like strawberry?

You are strange? "

i like strange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

seedless raspberry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely this is a thread that can't go tits up?

So, what's your favourite jam?

Mine is damson.

Dont like it

Can you be more specific please? Jam or damson?"

Dont like jam, like damsons and only like lime marmalade

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

and I thought this was gonna be about TITS

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"strawberry but it has to be eaten on toast with peanut butter.. "

That sounds gross. Boak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blackberry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely this is a thread that can't go tits up?

So, what's your favourite jam?

Mine is damson.

Dont like it

Can you be more specific please? Jam or damson?

Dont like jam, like damsons and only like lime marmalade "

PMSL!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Blackberry "

He didn't ask about phones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

raspberry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like mistajam

He's cute

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Surely this is a thread that can't go tits up?

So, what's your favourite jam?

Mine is damson.

Dont like it

Can you be more specific please? Jam or damson?

Dont like jam, like damsons and only like lime marmalade "

Nobody asked about your likes or dislikes about marmalade.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Homemade lemoncurd for me please

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

I don't have a favourite jam..I'm a marmite girl!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

what about the Honey, cant forget it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can you please keep to the topic. It's about jam only.

Not bloody marmalade & certainly not about marmite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Homemade lemoncurd for me please"

What revelance does a curd have to jam?... please keep to the topic under discussion

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

ffs, I got my tits up AND out in anticipation and now I have to make a decision on jam??? Mr Now, please change your name to Mr next month!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what about the Honey, cant forget it lol "

Jam ffs! Honey is NOT a jam

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Can you please keep to the topic. It's about jam only.

Not bloody marmalade & certainly not about marmite."

Quince jam???

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"what about the Honey, cant forget it lol

Jam ffs! Honey is NOT a jam "

I'd jam Mrs Honey(pot)!!!!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"what about the Honey, cant forget it lol

Jam ffs! Honey is NOT a jam "

but i like honey as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you please keep to the topic. It's about jam only.

Not bloody marmalade & certainly not about marmite."

Or bloody honey ffs.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

RIGHT YOU B******* I KNOW WHY YOU HAVE PUT THIS THREAD UP. ITS TO F*** WITH MY HEAD.

TWICE IVE POSTED THE SAME THING TO THIS THREAD AND ITS DISAPPEARED.

HEAD F***** THE LOT OF YOU

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what about the Honey, cant forget it lol

Jam ffs! Honey is NOT a jam

but i like honey as well "

I'm beginning to think you are being deliberately disruptive

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"what about the Honey, cant forget it lol

Jam ffs! Honey is NOT a jam

but i like honey as well

I'm beginning to think you are being deliberately disruptive "

Me,would i ever lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"RIGHT YOU B******* I KNOW WHY YOU HAVE PUT THIS THREAD UP. ITS TO F*** WITH MY HEAD.

TWICE IVE POSTED THE SAME THING TO THIS THREAD AND ITS DISAPPEARED.

HEAD F***** THE LOT OF YOU"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"RIGHT YOU B******* I KNOW WHY YOU HAVE PUT THIS THREAD UP. ITS TO F*** WITH MY HEAD.

TWICE IVE POSTED THE SAME THING TO THIS THREAD AND ITS DISAPPEARED.

HEAD F***** THE LOT OF YOU"

Think you will find them posts on the advice for a gangbang thread.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"RIGHT YOU B******* I KNOW WHY YOU HAVE PUT THIS THREAD UP. ITS TO F*** WITH MY HEAD.

TWICE IVE POSTED THE SAME THING TO THIS THREAD AND ITS DISAPPEARED.

HEAD F***** THE LOT OF YOU"

Try hitting the send button

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"RIGHT YOU B******* I KNOW WHY YOU HAVE PUT THIS THREAD UP. ITS TO F*** WITH MY HEAD.

TWICE IVE POSTED THE SAME THING TO THIS THREAD AND ITS DISAPPEARED.

HEAD F***** THE LOT OF YOU

Try hitting the send button "

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bob Marley had a fondness of jam

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

This site is out to get me, loosing verifications yesterday, loosing posts today lool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"RIGHT YOU B******* I KNOW WHY YOU HAVE PUT THIS THREAD UP. ITS TO F*** WITH MY HEAD.

TWICE IVE POSTED THE SAME THING TO THIS THREAD AND ITS DISAPPEARED.

HEAD F***** THE LOT OF YOU

Try hitting the send button "

Stop using the delete button!

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Wasn't me officer !!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Jam rhymes with Spam for a reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wasn't me officer !! "

It must be that Honeypot lady then... clearly dislikes Diamonds' preferences towards jam

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This site is out to get me, loosing verifications yesterday, loosing posts today lool"

You did say earlier your not far off 50. Are you sure it's not just an age thing?

Would you like a blanket? Horlicks?

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Wasn't me officer !!

It must be that Honeypot lady then... clearly dislikes Diamonds' preferences towards jam "

I did say i like honey lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wasn't me officer !!

It must be that Honeypot lady then... clearly dislikes Diamonds' preferences towards jam

I did say i like honey lol "

Shut up about the honey you monster.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Wasn't me officer !!

It must be that Honeypot lady then... clearly dislikes Diamonds' preferences towards jam

I did say i like honey lol

Shut up about the honey you monster."

but honey is good for you

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I'll have some whore licks, please.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Sides 5 and 6 of All Things Must Pass is impressive jam. Some impressive musicians on there.

Let it roll.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wasn't me officer !!

It must be that Honeypot lady then... clearly dislikes Diamonds' preferences towards jam

I did say i like honey lol "

I like honey too but this is not the right thread to discuss this matter

....some folk!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wasn't me officer !!

It must be that Honeypot lady then... clearly dislikes Diamonds' preferences towards jam

I did say i like honey lol

Shut up about the honey you monster.

but honey is good for you "

Buzz off

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Wasn't me officer !!

It must be that Honeypot lady then... clearly dislikes Diamonds' preferences towards jam

I did say i like honey lol

Shut up about the honey you monster.

but honey is good for you

Buzz off"

nah (sticks out tongue) nah nah nah nah

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"

I like honey too but this is not the right thread to discuss this matter

....some folk! "

Joan Baez? Only in little doses mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blackcurrant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black cherry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One Jam I detest..... traffic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Black cherry"

It's supposed to be damson.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sour Cherry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ginger jam

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Green tomato chutney

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

can I put my tits down and away now please?

oh, and mixed fruit!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Green tomato chutney "

Ahhh but is it a jam tasty though it may be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can I put my tits down and away now please?

oh, and mixed fruit!!!"

Bra off... Jumper on... Lime Marmalade ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"can I put my tits down and away now please?

oh, and mixed fruit!!!"

Keep em up. I will smother them in damson jam only.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Green tomato chutney

Ahhh but is it a jam tasty though it may be? "

Please don't re-quote her... she's clearly attention seeking ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Green tomato chutney "

Are you a soldier by any chance???

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Chutneys and jams are both preserves and if the op had used the word preserves then yes it is the same as jam. But by using the word jam the op chose to descrimante between the various types of preserves

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chutneys and jams are both preserves and if the op had used the word preserves then yes it is the same as jam. But by using the word jam the op chose to descrimante between the various types of preserves "

If I wanted a discussion on preserves I would have said so.

If you want a debate on preserves, start your own bloody thread.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Chutneys and jams are both preserves and if the op had used the word preserves then yes it is the same as jam. But by using the word jam the op chose to descrimante between the various types of preserves

If I wanted a discussion on preserves I would have said so.

If you want a debate on preserves, start your own bloody thread."

Im going to report you for racism to all preserves

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Sour cherry

unless it's for a cream tea, in which case seedless raspberry

Is jelly a jam? As in hedgerow jelly, for instance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sour cherry

unless it's for a cream tea, in which case seedless raspberry

Is jelly a jam? As in hedgerow jelly, for instance?"

Another one going off topic

Start a feckin jelly thread... this isn't the place to discuss desserts ffs

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Sahara

Atacama

Gobbi ( oooh err )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Black cherry

It's supposed to be damson. "

Well no one warned me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Black cherry

It's supposed to be damson.

Well no one warned me!"

If you read the whole thread, you would have known this love.

Single woman eh?

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Sour cherry

unless it's for a cream tea, in which case seedless raspberry

Is jelly a jam? As in hedgerow jelly, for instance?

Another one going off topic

Start a feckin jelly thread... this isn't the place to discuss desserts ffs "

Jelly is, in essence, a strained jam. Not that Rowntrees wibbly stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sour cherry

unless it's for a cream tea, in which case seedless raspberry

Is jelly a jam? As in hedgerow jelly, for instance?

Another one going off topic

Start a feckin jelly thread... this isn't the place to discuss desserts ffs

Jelly is, in essence, a strained jam. Not that Rowntrees wibbly stuff "

Just normal jam is what we are talking about here. Is it that difficult to comprehend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chutneys and jams are both preserves and if the op had used the word preserves then yes it is the same as jam. But by using the word jam the op chose to descrimante between the various types of preserves

If I wanted a discussion on preserves I would have said so.

If you want a debate on preserves, start your own bloody thread.

Im going to report you for racism to all preserves "

Don't listen to him, you persevere with your preserves as you deserve to have whatever you want on your dessert.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I like most fruity things

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Sour cherry

unless it's for a cream tea, in which case seedless raspberry

Is jelly a jam? As in hedgerow jelly, for instance?

Another one going off topic

Start a feckin jelly thread... this isn't the place to discuss desserts ffs

Jelly is, in essence, a strained jam. Not that Rowntrees wibbly stuff

Just normal jam is what we are talking about here. Is it that difficult to comprehend?"

and what exactly is "normal" jam, what is normal to you may not be the same as everyone else as this thread clearly shows.

You really should of thought this thread out more before you posted it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another one going off topic

Start a feckin jelly thread... this isn't the place to discuss desserts ffs

Jelly is, in essence, a strained jam. Not that Rowntrees wibbly stuff

Just normal jam is what we are talking about here. Is it that difficult to comprehend?"

OP, I can see error in your original post. Given the intelligence levels (fairly low) of your given audience one would have thought that multiple choice should have been used here.

You didn't really think this one through did you?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Jelly. Jelly moulds. Tits up jelly moulds in fact. Firm , not too wobbly.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Another one going off topic

Start a feckin jelly thread... this isn't the place to discuss desserts ffs

Jelly is, in essence, a strained jam. Not that Rowntrees wibbly stuff

Just normal jam is what we are talking about here. Is it that difficult to comprehend?

OP, I can see error in your original post. Given the intelligence levels (fairly low) of your given audience one would have thought that multiple choice should have been used here.

You didn't really think this one through did you? "

Oh dear its went tits up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sour cherry

unless it's for a cream tea, in which case seedless raspberry

Is jelly a jam? As in hedgerow jelly, for instance?

Another one going off topic

Start a feckin jelly thread... this isn't the place to discuss desserts ffs

Jelly is, in essence, a strained jam. Not that Rowntrees wibbly stuff

Just normal jam is what we are talking about here. Is it that difficult to comprehend?

and what exactly is "normal" jam, what is normal to you may not be the same as everyone else as this thread clearly shows.

You really should of thought this thread out more before you posted it "

I did think it through. Damson jam is normal to me & so it should be normal for everybody.

Why should I have to listen to your stupid opinion if it's not the same as mine?

If you don't like damson jam it's your loss.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Ok OK I will conform to your way of thinking and say i like damson as well.

on 2nd thoughts nah i wont

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"seedless raspberry"

Mine's seedless & I can get it to taste like raspberry

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok OK I will conform to your way of thinking and say i like damson as well.

Your loss

on 2nd thoughts nah i wont "

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

I don't like any jam, and even if I did it wouldn't be damson !!

* rebels *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP, I can see error in your original post. Given the intelligence levels (fairly low) of your given audience one would have thought that multiple choice should have been used here.

You didn't really think this one through did you?

Oh dear its went tits up "

In your opinion it has

I'm sure the OP would agree that this thread was started to discuss different normal jam preferences with wide diversity and debate.

If folk wouldn't keep coming on and trying to distrupt the debate with their 'jelly preferences' and opinions on 'preserves' then this discussion wouldn't be going 'tits up'

I don't go banging on about my favourite ice-cream flavour on a thread created to discuss anal sex do I? Seriously... I do wonder sometimes

I like strawberry btw

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't like any jam, and even if I did it wouldn't be damson !!

* rebels *"

You have no valid opinion on the subject then do you?

Take my advice love & avoid threads that do not interest you.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"

I don't go banging on about my favourite anal sex positions on a thread created to discuss ice cream flavours do I? Seriously... I do wander sometimes

I like strawberry blondes btw "

Really! You jammy begga.

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


""

how do you get the moving smiley ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Paul Weller"
with a little bit of Bruce Foxton and Rick Butler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

how do you get the moving smiley ?"

.. r o f l - but without the spaces

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

how do you get the moving smiley ?"

This ? Not telling ya. See, what goes round comes round.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nutella for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I don't go banging on about my favourite anal sex positions on a thread created to discuss ice cream flavours do I? Seriously... I do wander sometimes

I like strawberry blondes btw

Really! You jammy begga."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nutella for me! "

You can't get damson nutella woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nutella for me! "

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By *DD1EMan
over a year ago

sea

Lemon and lime flavour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That kind of jam where you don't really know whose ...........

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Finger jam.....

Wanders off, whistling, I bet no-one will crack that one wothout google lol!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Finger jam.....

Wanders off, whistling, I bet no-one will crack that one wothout google lol!! "

As long as it's normal jam I din't really care.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"Finger jam.....

Wanders off, whistling, I bet no-one will crack that one wothout google lol!!

As long as it's normal jam I din't really care."

Normal? On here?

Puhlease!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Finger jam.....

Wanders off, whistling, I bet no-one will crack that one wothout google lol!!

As long as it's normal jam I din't really care.

Normal? On here?

Puhlease!!!!"

This thread only I'm afraid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does lemon curd count?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does lemon curd count?"

I think lemon curd is normal. It's always the men with the normal selections.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I loves jam well the texture anyway lol

Cause i have virtually no sense of taste or smell i cant rally comment on flavours lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nutella for me!

"

I don't like jam!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Well, to go with my finger jam I like a good arm bar as well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nutella for me!

I don't like jam! "

Then this threads not for you & your not normal like what I is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nutella for me!

I don't like jam! "

Sassymissuk...

WARNING:

"May contain nuts."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I loves jam well the texture anyway lol

Cause i have virtually no sense of taste or smell i cant rally comment on flavours lol xx "

You might as well just eat gravel then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is piccallity jam?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"is piccallity jam?"

Picca what???

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"is piccallity jam?"

pmsl got to pick you up on that after your remark about my videos lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone else think the OP is a jammy sod?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooops piccallili

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"oooops piccallili"

No, it's a pickle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oooops piccallili

No, it's a pickle."

Is it not a preserve? Not allowed

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

i love honey honey honey honey honey honey honey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i love honey honey honey honey honey honey honey "

Your a tease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i love honey honey honey honey honey honey honey "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oooops piccallili

No, it's a pickle.

Is it not a preserve? Not allowed "

don't like it anyway, nerrrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"oooops piccallili

No, it's a pickle.

Is it not a preserve? Not allowed

don't like it anyway, nerrrrrrrrrr"

Love piccalilli, but it's not for this thread.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

And then there is toe jam too...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And then there is toe jam too..."

Just got back from asda & could not find finger jam or toe jam. I asked an assistant where I could find them & she called for security.

Now see what you have done.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"And then there is toe jam too...

Just got back from asda & could not find finger jam or toe jam. I asked an assistant where I could find them & she called for security.

Now see what you have done. "

Oops, just as well you didnt ask for an arm bar too, or else the local plod would by now be digging up your garden to locate the bodies!!!

If you head to Cotswolds, or Go Outdoors, you may have had a more positive responce lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyways, I'm back now & all is good. Don't go off thread again please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2003 M25 stuck in a jam beside a rather attractive yong Virgin air stewardess couldnt resist pervin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"2003 M25 stuck in a jam beside a rather attractive yong Virgin air stewardess couldnt resist pervin "

Jammy fucker

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Had some honey on toast today & it was lush. Honey is now a normal jam!!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Just finished a jar of strawberry and rhubarb jam and it was delish

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just finished a jar of strawberry and rhubarb jam and it was delish "

It's not damson though, is it? A whole jar in one night? Wrong.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Just finished a jar of strawberry and rhubarb jam and it was delish

It's not damson though, is it? A whole jar in one night? Wrong. "

No taken me a while had in on freshly baked croissants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just finished a jar of strawberry and rhubarb jam and it was delish "

We've not tried strawberry and rhubarb jam so how could you possibly class it as 'normal'? ffs

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Just finished a jar of strawberry and rhubarb jam and it was delish

We've not tried strawberry and rhubarb jam so how could you possibly class it as 'normal'? ffs "

Define 'normal'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No taken me a while had in on freshly baked croissants"

Using an excuse like 'had it on freshly baked croissants' is hardly acceptable is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just finished a jar of strawberry and rhubarb jam and it was delish

We've not tried strawberry and rhubarb jam so how could you possibly class it as 'normal'? ffs

Define 'normal' "

Damson or Strawberry... It's not that much of an effort when you put thought to it

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Just finished a jar of strawberry and rhubarb jam and it was delish

We've not tried strawberry and rhubarb jam so how could you possibly class it as 'normal'? ffs

Define 'normal'

Damson or Strawberry... It's not that much of an effort when you put thought to it "

OK Strawberry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just finished a jar of strawberry and rhubarb jam and it was delish

We've not tried strawberry and rhubarb jam so how could you possibly class it as 'normal'? ffs

Define 'normal'

Damson or Strawberry... It's not that much of an effort when you put thought to it

OK Strawberry "

I knew you had something about you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just finished a jar of strawberry and rhubarb jam and it was delish

We've not tried strawberry and rhubarb jam so how could you possibly class it as 'normal'? ffs

Define 'normal'

Damson or Strawberry... It's not that much of an effort when you put thought to it

OK Strawberry "

Not damson???

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

My fave is pineapple jam.

Luvverrly!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Just finished a jar of strawberry and rhubarb jam and it was delish

We've not tried strawberry and rhubarb jam so how could you possibly class it as 'normal'? ffs

Define 'normal'

Damson or Strawberry... It's not that much of an effort when you put thought to it

OK Strawberry

Not damson??? "

Never tried it

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"My fave is pineapple jam.

Luvverrly!"

Fortnum and Mason do a lovely Banana Jam, but don't tell the frocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My fave is pineapple jam.

Luvverrly!

Fortnum and Mason do a lovely Banana Jam, but don't tell the frocks"

Stop using this thread to advertise non-approved substances

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"My fave is pineapple jam.

Luvverrly!

Fortnum and Mason do a lovely Banana Jam, but don't tell the frocks

Stop using this thread to advertise non-approved substances "

Other flavours i.e. Damson and Strawberry are also available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My fave is pineapple jam.

Luvverrly!"

Pineapples are a figment of your imagination

Do you prefer strawberry jam or strawberry jam?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"My fave is pineapple jam.

Luvverrly!

Pineapples are a figment of your imagination

Do you prefer strawberry jam or strawberry jam? "

Go on!

Cast aspersions on my imagination!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My fave is pineapple jam.

Luvverrly!

Pineapples are a figment of your imagination

Do you prefer strawberry jam or strawberry jam?

Go on!

Cast aspersions on my imagination!! "

Look into my eyes..........not around the eyes.....in the eyes............normal jam.........normal jam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My fave is pineapple jam.

Luvverrly!

Pineapples are a figment of your imagination

Do you prefer strawberry jam or strawberry jam?

Go on!

Cast aspersions on my imagination!! "

Oh my! We have a toughie

Do you like strawberry jam or jam that is made from strawberrys?

Note: Damson jam is disgusting therefore not an option. (click here to read the full t&c's.... note 43,064,895,93mb file is gonna take a while).

Shortcut option: reveal strawberry jam preference.

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Had some honey on toast today & it was lush. Honey is now a normal jam!!!"

like f*** is it a normal jam!!! - it's not even remotely like a jam At least my jelly was jam like and just a strained version! Pfffffffttttt!!!! Tsk!

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

yes

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"yes "

Whatever she says

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes "

See how you never picked out one of my threads... pah!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"yes

See how you never picked out one of my threads... pah! "

Awwwwwwwww you feeling neglected, unloved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone mention tits?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Someone mention tits? "

LOL, trust you

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"Someone mention tits? "

wasnt me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone mention tits?

LOL, trust you "

Can't help having a filthy mind!

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

MARMALADE all the way......Thick cut.....i said THICK CUT...lol

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Someone mention tits?

LOL, trust you

Can't help having a filthy mind! "

And great minds think alike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MARMALADE all the way......Thick cut.....i said THICK CUT...lol"

Marmalade is a preserve!!!! *bangs head on desk*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone mention tits?

LOL, trust you

Can't help having a filthy mind!

And great minds think alike"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like strawberry jam best

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Someone mention tits?

LOL, trust you

Can't help having a filthy mind!

And great minds think alike

"

You joining us in this jam

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn


"MARMALADE all the way......Thick cut.....i said THICK CUT...lol

Marmalade is a preserve!!!! *bangs head on desk*"

dont bang to hard, or on second thought a good hard bang could be fun

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Could i possibly add treacle to this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol am sorry but I have to twist this forum...Im still against JAM...its about those little coloured men on the label,its why i only eat the red berries type now...

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"

Could i possibly add treacle to this thread "

No, cos thats mined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Could i possibly add treacle to this thread "

I wouldnt if you want to live!

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