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"I reported everyone else for smuggling bombs so plane to myself and so no noisy twats on now "Can we have some hot flight attendants | |||
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"I reported everyone else for smuggling bombs so plane to myself and so no noisy twats on now
Can we have some hot flight attendants"my co pilot will be joining me shortly so I will send her down to you shortly madam | |||
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"well its safe to say that if we crash into water me and scarlett have our own bouyancy aids. (no enhancements there) so peeps feel free to grab onto us " All natural here | |||
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"I reported everyone else for smuggling bombs so plane to myself and so no noisy twats on now
Can we have some hot flight attendants"Oh yes they can show me what exits of mine they'll use...i meant show me the safety exits | |||
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"Good evening ladies and gentlemen this is your captain ff69 speaking,I would like to welcome you aboard this flight no fab69 to swingers delight,flight time this evening is approximately 175 hours,help yourself to drinks,snacks people ect,so spread eagle,bend over,lay back and enjoy this flight "Anyone get dragged off and beaten up?  | |||
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"I reported everyone else for smuggling bombs so plane to myself and so no noisy twats on now
Can we have some hot flight attendants"Yes, bi men please for me | |||
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"I reported everyone else for smuggling bombs so plane to myself and so no noisy twats on now
Can we have some hot flight attendants
Yes, bi men please for me "They are in the cage in the hold | |||
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"Ladies and gentlemen Please do not be alarmed but I am hijacking this plane We are cruising along at 39000 feet to our new destination, Aruba. As this is a dreamliner please feel free to remove your seatbelts and make use of the luxurious seats. "  | |||
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"Ding dong good evening ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking I do hope you are settling in,I would just like to point out we have four buoyancy aids on board in the centre isle under the seats,we shouldn't be to long before departure just waiting on a few late arrivals,anyone that is on board and would like to view my cock pit please ring the doorbell "Ive got up from under the seat now | |||
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"Ladies and gentlemen Please do not be alarmed but I am hijacking this plane We are cruising along at 39000 feet to our new destination, Aruba. As this is a dreamliner please feel free to remove your seatbelts and make use of the luxurious seats. "Can we go to bora bora too? | |||
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"Ladies and gentlemen Please do not be alarmed but I am hijacking this plane We are cruising along at 39000 feet to our new destination, Aruba. As this is a dreamliner please feel free to remove your seatbelts and make use of the luxurious seats.
Can we go to bora bora too? "Anywhere you like. Honeys holidays cater for everyones needs | |||
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"Ding dong good evening ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking I do hope you are settling in,I would just like to point out we have four buoyancy aids on board in the centre isle under the seats,we shouldn't be to long before departure just waiting on a few late arrivals,anyone that is on board and would like to view my cock pit please ring the doorbell "The women have to go under the seats???? Ladies, at least with Ryan air, you'd have been allowed ON the seats!  | |||
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"I reported everyone else for smuggling bombs so plane to myself and so no noisy twats on now
Can we have some hot flight attendants
Yes, bi men please for me
They are in the cage in the hold "I do love that cage | |||
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"Ladies and gentlemen Please do not be alarmed but I am hijacking this plane We are cruising along at 39000 feet to our new destination, Aruba. As this is a dreamliner please feel free to remove your seatbelts and make use of the luxurious seats.
Can we go to bora bora too?
Anywhere you like.
Honeys holidays cater for everyones needs "I need women near naked and gorgeous men | |||
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"Is there a seat for me or maybe a face for me to sit on? "Plenty of seats, not many faces yet.- | |||
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"If the plane has to make an emergency landing and i have to assume the 'brace' position, any one got any amazing offers before we all crash land ?!!!!!! " sit in the centre isle  | |||
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"If the plane has to make an emergency landing and i have to assume the 'brace' position, any one got any amazing offers before we all crash land ?!!!!!! " Shove your head in my tits you'll survive the impact | |||
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"If the plane has to make an emergency landing and i have to assume the 'brace' position, any one got any amazing offers before we all crash land ?!!!!!! Shove your head in my tits you'll survive the impact" Awww thank you Scarlett... I think I'll take you up on that offer in the interest of survival!!! If not, what a way to go eh!!! | |||
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"If the plane has to make an emergency landing and i have to assume the 'brace' position, any one got any amazing offers before we all crash land ?!!!!!! Shove your head in my tits you'll survive the impact Awww thank you Scarlett... I think I'll take you up on that offer in the interest of survival!!! If not, what a way to go eh!!! "Haha funnily enough thats not the first time ive heard someone say that | |||
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"I think you will have lots of heads in those tits Scarlett....all in the interest of survival of course!!!! " Ah well im nothing if not caring and wanting to rescue people!! Oh fuck I just found Amelia Earhart under my right boob... that's where she got too | |||
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"This is the best flight I've been on since I took the Soul Plane. "was that the brilliantly awful film with snoop?  | |||
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"This is the best flight I've been on since I took the Soul Plane.
was that the brilliantly awful film with snoop? "AKA the somewhat awesome film the Kevin Hart! | |||
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Willing to be used as the first aid practice dummy.
And a spare seat for the ladies looking for in-flight entertainment | |||
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"I'm willing to be join cabin crew with a few roles, I'm willing to give Mile high massages
Willing to be used as the first aid practice dummy.
And a spare seat for the ladies looking for in-flight entertainment "Massage sounds good, it's hard work with the cage and all | |||
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