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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good clean food. I'm currently working away and the stuff over here just isn't right. I can't even get real eggs...(it's egg substitute poured from a carton). Would love poached egg on toast. It's not too much to ask is it? I even had a care package sent with teabags as over here they appear to have removed the tea leaves and replaced it with ground up goats ass.

So what do you guys miss when you are away from home?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yea God's, where on earth are you if you're drinking dried up goats ass tea? XXX

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Usually proper sausages and bacon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Usually proper sausages and bacon "

Don't even get me started on that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

heinz beans on toast... mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea

Proper Yorkshire tea

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Care packages? Sounds like a military placement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're not an astronaut orbiting the earth are you OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carte dior coffee...especially decaf version...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where the hell are you. I always crave fruit and veg after being on holiday and eating rubbish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"heinz beans on toast... mmmmmm "

You're mean and forget the cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I crave some really good juicy mangoes ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about really ripe papaya doused in lime juice? Mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The water from my area so that when you wash your hair, it doesn't go curly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about really ripe papaya doused in lime juice? Mmmm"

Oh god yes ... #foodporn ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been away from home for over three years now and I miss real tex-mex food and a proper breakfast with homefries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm never away from home. But imagine I'd miss my bed more than anything

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Good clean food. I'm currently working away and the stuff over here just isn't right. I can't even get real eggs...(it's egg substitute poured from a carton). Would love poached egg on toast. It's not too much to ask is it? I even had a care package sent with teabags as over here they appear to have removed the tea leaves and replaced it with ground up goats ass.

So what do you guys miss when you are away from home?

Hey flyboy, was just saying the other day you've been missed on the forums!!

I missed a proper cuppa and a nice sausage mostly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh! And filter coffee! I can't stand espressos, Americanos, and instant

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Sex the kinkier the better

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Usually proper sausages and bacon

Don't even get me started on that!!

Boiled streaky shit just isn't the same

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So what do you guys miss when you are away from home?

Hey flyboy, was just saying the other day you've been missed on the forums!!

I missed a proper cuppa and a nice sausage mostly!

Not like you to miss a nice sausage...

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

So what do you guys miss when you are away from home?

Hey flyboy, was just saying the other day you've been missed on the forums!!

I missed a proper cuppa and a nice sausage mostly!

Not like you to miss a nice sausage...

Sometimes a good one is hard to find!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been away from home for over three years now and I miss real tex-mex food and a proper breakfast with homefries."

Americans have some funny ideas about breakfast...they can't do scrambled egg for crap. The bacon is all kinds of wrong...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proper strong tea and lactose free milk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where the hell are you. I always crave fruit and veg after being on holiday and eating rubbish "

I'm eating veg and salads. But they taste of nothing...

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I've been away from home for over three years now and I miss real tex-mex food and a proper breakfast with homefries.

Americans have some funny ideas about breakfast...they can't do scrambled egg for crap. The bacon is all kinds of wrong..."

They gave me bacon with Danish pastries and fresh figs and cream for breakfast when I stayed !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Proper strong tea and lactose free milk

I tried some hazelnut milk last week - it was on offer in Sainsbury's. Quite nice it was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Lamb saag boohna and a couple of tandoori rotis wi some mix pickle and onion rita.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Proper strong tea and lactose free milk

I tried some hazelnut milk last week - it was on offer in Sainsbury's. Quite nice it was.

Nice on cereal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what do you guys miss when you are away from home?

I miss having a cooked breakfast with soft scrambled eggs.. ....and sausage.

I am definitely missing your sausage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Proper strong tea and lactose free milk

I tried some hazelnut milk last week - it was on offer in Sainsbury's. Quite nice it was.

Nice on cereal

It was. I wonder whether it works in pancakes? I didn't have enough left to try

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Oh! And filter coffee! I can't stand espressos, Americanos, and instant

Filter is best

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"I've been away from home for over three years now and I miss real tex-mex food and a proper breakfast with homefries."

Fries for breakfast? That explains a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been away from home for over three years now and I miss real tex-mex food and a proper breakfast with homefries."

How about tater tots ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I miss real food when I'm in hospital.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been away from home for over three years now and I miss real tex-mex food and a proper breakfast with homefries.

Americans have some funny ideas about breakfast...they can't do scrambled egg for crap. The bacon is all kinds of wrong..."

I much prefer American bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cup of tea with a dash of milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just my dog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Proper strong tea and lactose free milk

I tried some hazelnut milk last week - it was on offer in Sainsbury's. Quite nice it was.

Nice on cereal

It was. I wonder whether it works in pancakes? I didn't have enough left to try "

Try it and let me know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The nut milks are ace in porridge!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The nut milks are ace in porridge! "

Good tip

Even if I may have snorted slightly at nut milk

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I've been away from home for over three years now and I miss real tex-mex food and a proper breakfast with homefries.

Fries for breakfast? That explains a lot

They aren't like French Fries

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"The nut milks are ace in porridge!

Good tip

Even if I may have snorted slightly at nut milk

I'm happy to snort loudly at nut milks and

at porridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The nut milks are ace in porridge!

Good tip

Even if I may have snorted slightly at nut milk

Yeah, I totally did too! We're children...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been away from home for over three years now and I miss real tex-mex food and a proper breakfast with homefries.

Fries for breakfast? That explains a lot

They aren't like French Fries

What are they like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been away from home for over three years now and I miss real tex-mex food and a proper breakfast with homefries.

Fries for breakfast? That explains a lot

They aren't like French Fries

What are they like?"

More like sautéed potatoes but still in their skin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The nut milks are ace in porridge!

Good tip

Even if I may have snorted slightly at nut milk

This has made me chuckle . Like at work when I hear the word flange

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"The nut milks are ace in porridge! "

Snortle.

Tee hee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been away from home for over three years now and I miss real tex-mex food and a proper breakfast with homefries.

Fries for breakfast? That explains a lot

They aren't like French Fries

What are they like?"

Yeah, they aren't like fries...they are pan-fried diced potatoes with onion and peppers (and herbs, salt, pepper, maybe a bit of paprika).

They are my favorite breakfast food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been away from home for over three years now and I miss real tex-mex food and a proper breakfast with homefries.

Fries for breakfast? That explains a lot

They aren't like French Fries

What are they like?

Yeah, they aren't like fries...they are pan-fried diced potatoes with onion and peppers (and herbs, salt, pepper, maybe a bit of paprika).

They are my favorite breakfast food."

You've made me think of lots of scrumptious American food and now I'm hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuinely just had full English and Yorkshire tea, anyone jealous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been away from home for over three years now and I miss real tex-mex food and a proper breakfast with homefries.

How about tater tots ?"

What on earth are these? Whatever they are, I'm sure they're delicious!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been away from home for over three years now and I miss real tex-mex food and a proper breakfast with homefries.

Americans have some funny ideas about breakfast...they can't do scrambled egg for crap. The bacon is all kinds of wrong...

I much prefer American bacon "

Just accept you are wrong and move on..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So what do you guys miss when you are away from home?

I miss having a cooked breakfast with soft scrambled eggs.. ....and sausage.

I am definitely missing your sausage!

Of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been away from home for over three years now and I miss real tex-mex food and a proper breakfast with homefries.

Fries for breakfast? That explains a lot

They aren't like French Fries

What are they like?

Yeah, they aren't like fries...they are pan-fried diced potatoes with onion and peppers (and herbs, salt, pepper, maybe a bit of paprika).

They are my favorite breakfast food.

You've made me think of lots of scrumptious American food and now I'm hungry "

Including the only 6 types of plastic cheese available?

American,Swiss,Jack,Pepper jack, Provolone, Mozzarella...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I've been away from home for over three years now and I miss real tex-mex food and a proper breakfast with homefries.

Fries for breakfast? That explains a lot

They aren't like French Fries

What are they like?

Yeah, they aren't like fries...they are pan-fried diced potatoes with onion and peppers (and herbs, salt, pepper, maybe a bit of paprika).

They are my favorite breakfast food."

I want this now with eggs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Heard in the dining facility this morning.

'Hi, can I have 3 fried eggs please?'

'sorry sir, you can only have 2 or 4 eggs'

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I've never spent any time out of England so i've never missed normall food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been away from home for over three years now and I miss real tex-mex food and a proper breakfast with homefries.

Fries for breakfast? That explains a lot

They aren't like French Fries

What are they like?

Yeah, they aren't like fries...they are pan-fried diced potatoes with onion and peppers (and herbs, salt, pepper, maybe a bit of paprika).

They are my favorite breakfast food.

I want this now with eggs "

Have this with a little diced chorizo instead of the paprika and i'll get the pan on now

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Heard in the dining facility this morning.

'Hi, can I have 3 fried eggs please?'

'sorry sir, you can only have 2 or 4 eggs'

What an odd request

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I've been away from home for over three years now and I miss real tex-mex food and a proper breakfast with homefries.

Fries for breakfast? That explains a lot

They aren't like French Fries

What are they like?

Yeah, they aren't like fries...they are pan-fried diced potatoes with onion and peppers (and herbs, salt, pepper, maybe a bit of paprika).

They are my favorite breakfast food.

I want this now with eggs

Have this with a little diced chorizo instead of the paprika and i'll get the pan on now

Yummy

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I am away from home and have been for years.

I still miss proper teas. like the good herbal ones. and herbal salt for tomatoes...

and milk in the UK tastes different. took me bloody ages to be able to drink it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am away from home and have been for years.

I still miss proper teas. like the good herbal ones. and herbal salt for tomatoes...

and milk in the UK tastes different. took me bloody ages to be able to drink it!!"

Being nosey now, where do you harken from then Squirrel?

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"I am away from home and have been for years.

I still miss proper teas. like the good herbal ones. and herbal salt for tomatoes...

and milk in the UK tastes different. took me bloody ages to be able to drink it!!

Being nosey now, where do you harken from then Squirrel?"

around the corner up a tree... where do you think squirrels live???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm away from home I miss my bed, soya milk (can't stand cows milk), and a good cuppa. Luckily I don't work away so it's holiday time only

Have sympathy for all those who are away a lot x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been away from home for over three years now and I miss real tex-mex food and a proper breakfast with homefries.

Fries for breakfast? That explains a lot

They aren't like French Fries

What are they like?

Yeah, they aren't like fries...they are pan-fried diced potatoes with onion and peppers (and herbs, salt, pepper, maybe a bit of paprika).

They are my favorite breakfast food.

You've made me think of lots of scrumptious American food and now I'm hungry

Including the only 6 types of plastic cheese available?

American,Swiss,Jack,Pepper jack, Provolone, Mozzarella..."

Home fries, sausage gravy , buttermilk fried chicken , collared greens and many more (not all together )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been away from home for over three years now and I miss real tex-mex food and a proper breakfast with homefries.

How about tater tots ?

What on earth are these? Whatever they are, I'm sure they're delicious!"

Little potato loveliness

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been away from home for over three years now and I miss real tex-mex food and a proper breakfast with homefries.

Fries for breakfast? That explains a lot

They aren't like French Fries

What are they like?

Yeah, they aren't like fries...they are pan-fried diced potatoes with onion and peppers (and herbs, salt, pepper, maybe a bit of paprika).

They are my favorite breakfast food.

You've made me think of lots of scrumptious American food and now I'm hungry

Including the only 6 types of plastic cheese available?

American,Swiss,Jack,Pepper jack, Provolone, Mozzarella...

Home fries, sausage gravy , buttermilk fried chicken , collared greens and many more (not all together ) "

Yanks can't do gravy worth shit..not like up north where gravy is an actual food group

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been away from home for over three years now and I miss real tex-mex food and a proper breakfast with homefries.

Fries for breakfast? That explains a lot

They aren't like French Fries

What are they like?

Yeah, they aren't like fries...they are pan-fried diced potatoes with onion and peppers (and herbs, salt, pepper, maybe a bit of paprika).

They are my favorite breakfast food.

You've made me think of lots of scrumptious American food and now I'm hungry

Including the only 6 types of plastic cheese available?

American,Swiss,Jack,Pepper jack, Provolone, Mozzarella...

Home fries, sausage gravy , buttermilk fried chicken , collared greens and many more (not all together )

Yanks can't do gravy worth shit..not like up north where gravy is an actual food group "

Sausage gravy isn't supposed to be like our gravy . It's still delicious

Ooh and cornbread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I miss;

My wife

Her cuddles

The smell of her skin and her hair

Our dogs.

Our bed.

My great big, fuck off butt plug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh and cornbread "

Yes, cornbread!

You seem to really like southern food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh and cornbread

Yes, cornbread!

You seem to really like southern food."

I was born in the wrong country !

Catfish is next on my list to try

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

So what do you guys miss when you are away from home?

I miss having a cooked breakfast with soft scrambled eggs.. ....and sausage.

I am definitely missing your sausage!

Of course

Big head!!!

Testarossa said she was sending you a package - a bloody expensive cuppa if you ask me!! I'd have made you suffer. Can't stand tea. Give me a nice mug of Douwe Egberts...

JG x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So what do you guys miss when you are away from home?

I miss having a cooked breakfast with soft scrambled eggs.. ....and sausage.

I am definitely missing your sausage!

Of course

Big head!!!

Testarossa said she was sending you a package - a bloody expensive cuppa if you ask me!! I'd have made you suffer. Can't stand tea. Give me a nice mug of Douwe Egberts...

JG x "

And that's why I love her and only tolerate you

She even sent Marmite so I could have a break from bland greasy crap. Girl is a keeper...

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

So what do you guys miss when you are away from home?

I miss having a cooked breakfast with soft scrambled eggs.. ....and sausage.

I am definitely missing your sausage!

Of course

Big head!!!

Testarossa said she was sending you a package - a bloody expensive cuppa if you ask me!! I'd have made you suffer. Can't stand tea. Give me a nice mug of Douwe Egberts...

JG x

And that's why I love her and only tolerate you

She even sent Marmite so I could have a break from bland greasy crap. Girl is a keeper...

Can't agree with your taste in food but your taste in women is exceptional

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So what do you guys miss when you are away from home?

I miss having a cooked breakfast with soft scrambled eggs.. ....and sausage.

I am definitely missing your sausage!

Of course

Big head!!!

Testarossa said she was sending you a package - a bloody expensive cuppa if you ask me!! I'd have made you suffer. Can't stand tea. Give me a nice mug of Douwe Egberts...

JG x

And that's why I love her and only tolerate you

She even sent Marmite so I could have a break from bland greasy crap. Girl is a keeper...

Can't agree with your taste in food but your taste in women is exceptional

Yes it is...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Craving a nice rimming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Craving a nice rimming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was a cook when overseas lol.So had a bit more choice in food.

But I always missed soda bread.

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By *weetChariotMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

"I've been away from home for over three years now and I miss real tex-mex food and a proper breakfast with homefries.

Fries for breakfast? That explains a lot

They aren't like French Fries

What are they like?

Yeah, they aren't like fries...they are pan-fried diced potatoes with onion and peppers (and herbs, salt, pepper, maybe a bit of paprika).

They are my favorite breakfast food.

You've made me think of lots of scrumptious American food and now I'm hungry

Including the only 6 types of plastic cheese available?

American,Swiss,Jack,Pepper jack, Provolone, Mozzarella...

Home fries, sausage gravy , buttermilk fried chicken , collared greens and many more (not all together )

Yanks can't do gravy worth shit..not like up north where gravy is an actual food group

Sausage gravy isn't supposed to be like our gravy . It's still delicious

Ooh and cornbread "

I ordered biscuits and gravy one time as I could not believe it would be cookies and meat juice. It isn't, but it is utterly awful and liken to scones and sausage custard ... A southern state breakfast.

This week I had a petit quebec, now that was amazing. A bagel with a griddled egg, lettuce, cucumber and tomato. Beautiful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Craving a nice rimming

You game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Craving....Oh yes ,most definately

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