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By *ildbillkid OP   Man
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

I saw something the other day, an auction house was putting up for sale a "lady's companion" been in the family for years, would you want your great grand-kids to sale your toys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd prefer them to get some dolla for it rather than use it themselves as it'd be a bit creepy fucking yourself with your great grannies dildo.....even if it is the finest elephant tusk ivory!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

What size were the batteries though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What size were the batteries though "

Nae batteries...it'll be powered by Jeeves running on the treadmill....

"Run faster Jeeves! Her ladyship is henceforth about to gush like a good un!"

"Pant...wheeze...Yes m'lady"

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By *ildbillkid OP   Man
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"What size were the batteries though "
not sure if they had batteries in the Victorian age , have read, not sure if was pure fiction of putting bee's inside a toy ( for the buzzing)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would but only if they went and bought new toys with the money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i saw an exhibition once of scrimshaw ones from norway they were beautiful...the sailors made them for their wives, they were called 'stay at homes'..they were quite beautiful...but no, wouldn't really want a pre-loved dildo!

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By *ildbillkid OP   Man
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

The story went that the lady's man had it carved in china while he was in india, had a place for a locket of his hair for her to remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What size were the batteries though not sure if they had batteries in the Victorian age , have read, not sure if was pure fiction of putting bee's inside a toy ( for the buzzing) "

That was from the top tips in the Viz....

Don't waste cash on expensive vibrators,put some bees in a cigar tube instead!

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By *ildbillkid OP   Man
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"What size were the batteries though not sure if they had batteries in the Victorian age , have read, not sure if was pure fiction of putting bee's inside a toy ( for the buzzing)

That was from the top tips in the Viz....

Don't waste cash on expensive vibrators,put some bees in a cigar tube instead! "

whole new meaning to "bee stung lips"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What size were the batteries though not sure if they had batteries in the Victorian age , have read, not sure if was pure fiction of putting bee's inside a toy ( for the buzzing)

That was from the top tips in the Viz....

Don't waste cash on expensive vibrators,put some bees in a cigar tube instead! whole new meaning to "bee stung lips""

Haha!

Turn up the power by giving it a shake to get them angry!

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