FabSwingers.com forum: Story Time

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Feeling rather down and lonely (yes yes, violin's and all that).

Any kind fabsters feel like cheering me up with something interesting to share? Doesn't matter what it is, could even be fictional, who would know anyway?

I'll put the kettle on.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For the sake of my self esteem I'm gonna pretend you're playing me a jaunty tune to liven the mood.

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By *hoenixflameWoman
over a year ago

Kettering

Lovely profile, great photos x

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

For the sake of my self esteem I'm gonna pretend you're playing me a jaunty tune to liven the mood."

With a body like that, why worry?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lovely profile, great photos x "

Aw thanks, likewise of course! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww, I'm sure there will be some kind ladies along soon to cheer you up. Join in some of the fun threads, you will soon get to know people better from that. Can be a bit daunting at first in the forums but most are a friendly bunch x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For the sake of my self esteem I'm gonna pretend you're playing me a jaunty tune to liven the mood.

With a body like that, why worry? "

Gosh I'm positively blushing

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By *hoenixflameWoman
over a year ago

Kettering

"Lovely profile, great photos x

Aw thanks, likewise of course! x"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks you lovely people.

Though I love compliments and kind words this wasn't a "hey-look-at-me-thread" I swear!

Hell, I hereby extend the parameters to non-interesting stories too.

Anything to sink my teeth into!

That's not innuendo. Unless you want it to be, then fine it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gorgeous pics shame that your not at least twenty years older then you wouldn't need a story via fab id have told you one while sat on your knee

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By *hoenixflameWoman
over a year ago

Kettering

I've only ever met at a hotel once, just for sex.

I can still remember how my heels broke the silence of the lobby and how my cheeks flushed as I checked in.

I can still recall how conscious I was about my stocking tops showing beneath the hem of my skirt and how hard my heart thumped against my chest as the elevator rose to the fourth floor.

Then I remember the first kiss, the undressing, every position, the chair, the bed, the counter top in the bathroom, the shower ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be worse you could have the worse pain ever in your arm and i dont even remember hurting it! I think a yeti came in and beat me up in my sleep again!

P.s your FAQ section made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've only ever met at a hotel once, just for sex.

I can still remember how my heels broke the silence of the lobby and how my cheeks flushed as I checked in.

I can still recall how conscious I was about my stocking tops showing beneath the hem of my skirt and how hard my heart thumped against my chest as the elevator rose to the fourth floor.

Then I remember the first kiss, the undressing, every position, the chair, the bed, the counter top in the bathroom, the shower ....

Oh gosh. You have my attention

In fact, you might have just won story time and not simply by default of being the only storyteller.

You're welcome back for a sequel.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could be worse you could have the worse pain ever in your arm and i dont even remember hurting it! I think a yeti came in and beat me up in my sleep again!

P.s your FAQ section made me laugh

Hehehe, loose yeti is Newark on Trent is certainly an interesting story. Incidentally my sympathies, hope you feel better!

Hurt my arm at a wedding not too long ago, still a bit sore, fell into barbed wire (ouch). But hey, free drinks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could be worse you could have the worse pain ever in your arm and i dont even remember hurting it! I think a yeti came in and beat me up in my sleep again!

P.s your FAQ section made me laugh

Hehehe, loose yeti is Newark on Trent is certainly an interesting story. Incidentally my sympathies, hope you feel better!

Hurt my arm at a wedding not too long ago, still a bit sore, fell into barbed wire (ouch). But hey, free drinks!

Im telling you there is, the bastard comes in at night and messes my hair up something rotten lol!!

I thought i was clumsy how did you fall into barbed wire??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could be worse you could have the worse pain ever in your arm and i dont even remember hurting it! I think a yeti came in and beat me up in my sleep again!

P.s your FAQ section made me laugh

Hehehe, loose yeti is Newark on Trent is certainly an interesting story. Incidentally my sympathies, hope you feel better!

Hurt my arm at a wedding not too long ago, still a bit sore, fell into barbed wire (ouch). But hey, free drinks!

Im telling you there is, the bastard comes in at night and messes my hair up something rotten lol!!

I thought i was clumsy how did you fall into barbed wire??"

Now I'm wondering if this is an underdog tale where the yeti is an aspiring hairdresser just trying to find its place in the world. Monsters Inc meets Edward Scissor hands.

The venue was this rustic lodge on a hill. In the dark I didn't realise that there was quite a drop behind the low wall around the place, or that there was barbed wire at the bottom.

The chuckles I got from wearing the torn vestiges of a suit stung most to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could be worse you could have the worse pain ever in your arm and i dont even remember hurting it! I think a yeti came in and beat me up in my sleep again!

P.s your FAQ section made me laugh

Hehehe, loose yeti is Newark on Trent is certainly an interesting story. Incidentally my sympathies, hope you feel better!

Hurt my arm at a wedding not too long ago, still a bit sore, fell into barbed wire (ouch). But hey, free drinks!

Im telling you there is, the bastard comes in at night and messes my hair up something rotten lol!!

I thought i was clumsy how did you fall into barbed wire??

Now I'm wondering if this is an underdog tale where the yeti is an aspiring hairdresser just trying to find its place in the world. Monsters Inc meets Edward Scissor hands.

The venue was this rustic lodge on a hill. In the dark I didn't realise that there was quite a drop behind the low wall around the place, or that there was barbed wire at the bottom.

The chuckles I got from wearing the torn vestiges of a suit stung most to be fair

I may have to turn that into a screen play

or it could just be my dog being a git

Oh jesus thats terrible.. i feel there may have been alcohol involved to make you fall over the wall lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im telling you there is, the bastard comes in at night and messes my hair up something rotten lol!!

I thought i was clumsy how did you fall into barbed wire??

Now I'm wondering if this is an underdog tale where the yeti is an aspiring hairdresser just trying to find its place in the world. Monsters Inc meets Edward Scissor hands.

The venue was this rustic lodge on a hill. In the dark I didn't realise that there was quite a drop behind the low wall around the place, or that there was barbed wire at the bottom.

The chuckles I got from wearing the torn vestiges of a suit stung most to be fair

I may have to turn that into a screen play

or it could just be my dog being a git

Oh jesus thats terrible.. i feel there may have been alcohol involved to make you fall over the wall lol "

Ahem, surely joint writing credit no?

Unfortunately not as much alcohol as there should have been, I am just clumsy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im telling you there is, the bastard comes in at night and messes my hair up something rotten lol!!

I thought i was clumsy how did you fall into barbed wire??

Now I'm wondering if this is an underdog tale where the yeti is an aspiring hairdresser just trying to find its place in the world. Monsters Inc meets Edward Scissor hands.

The venue was this rustic lodge on a hill. In the dark I didn't realise that there was quite a drop behind the low wall around the place, or that there was barbed wire at the bottom.

The chuckles I got from wearing the torn vestiges of a suit stung most to be fair

I may have to turn that into a screen play

or it could just be my dog being a git

Oh jesus thats terrible.. i feel there may have been alcohol involved to make you fall over the wall lol

Ahem, surely joint writing credit no?

Unfortunately not as much alcohol as there should have been, I am just clumsy

You might get a footnote or thanks lol!!

Ok see now im just laughing imagining you going over the wall!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im telling you there is, the bastard comes in at night and messes my hair up something rotten lol!!

I thought i was clumsy how did you fall into barbed wire??

Now I'm wondering if this is an underdog tale where the yeti is an aspiring hairdresser just trying to find its place in the world. Monsters Inc meets Edward Scissor hands.

The venue was this rustic lodge on a hill. In the dark I didn't realise that there was quite a drop behind the low wall around the place, or that there was barbed wire at the bottom.

The chuckles I got from wearing the torn vestiges of a suit stung most to be fair

I may have to turn that into a screen play

or it could just be my dog being a git

Oh jesus thats terrible.. i feel there may have been alcohol involved to make you fall over the wall lol

Ahem, surely joint writing credit no?

Unfortunately not as much alcohol as there should have been, I am just clumsy

You might get a footnote or thanks lol!!

Ok see now im just laughing imagining you going over the wall!!

Hmm, we'll just let or lawyers sort that out I suppose.

It was really more of tragedy than a comedy. Lost my cider while tumbling over before I even took a sip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im telling you there is, the bastard comes in at night and messes my hair up something rotten lol!!

I thought i was clumsy how did you fall into barbed wire??

Now I'm wondering if this is an underdog tale where the yeti is an aspiring hairdresser just trying to find its place in the world. Monsters Inc meets Edward Scissor hands.

The venue was this rustic lodge on a hill. In the dark I didn't realise that there was quite a drop behind the low wall around the place, or that there was barbed wire at the bottom.

The chuckles I got from wearing the torn vestiges of a suit stung most to be fair

I may have to turn that into a screen play

or it could just be my dog being a git

Oh jesus thats terrible.. i feel there may have been alcohol involved to make you fall over the wall lol

Ahem, surely joint writing credit no?

Unfortunately not as much alcohol as there should have been, I am just clumsy

You might get a footnote or thanks lol!!

Ok see now im just laughing imagining you going over the wall!!

Hmm, we'll just let or lawyers sort that out I suppose.

It was really more of tragedy than a comedy. Lost my cider while tumbling over before I even took a sip

Oi im doing all the work mister!! Behave or i'll spank you

Ah well no great loss there then was only cider

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By *hoenixflameWoman
over a year ago

Kettering

"I've only ever met at a hotel once, just for sex.

I can still remember how my heels broke the silence of the lobby and how my cheeks flushed as I checked in.

I can still recall how conscious I was about my stocking tops showing beneath the hem of my skirt and how hard my heart thumped against my chest as the elevator rose to the fourth floor.

Then I remember the first kiss, the undressing, every position, the chair, the bed, the counter top in the bathroom, the shower ....

Oh gosh. You have my attention

In fact, you might have just won story time and not simply by default of being the only storyteller.

You're welcome back for a sequel."

My pleasure. I'm pleased you enjoyed reading. I hope it helped to relieve your boredom in some way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I may have to turn that into a screen play

or it could just be my dog being a git

Oh jesus thats terrible.. i feel there may have been alcohol involved to make you fall over the wall lol

Ahem, surely joint writing credit no?

Unfortunately not as much alcohol as there should have been, I am just clumsy

You might get a footnote or thanks lol!!

Ok see now im just laughing imagining you going over the wall!!

Hmm, we'll just let or lawyers sort that out I suppose.

It was really more of tragedy than a comedy. Lost my cider while tumbling over before I even took a sip

Oi im doing all the work mister!! Behave or i'll spank you

Ah well no great loss there then was only cider

I might accept something like that as an out-of-court settlement

And wedding venue prices though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've only ever met at a hotel once, just for sex.

I can still remember how my heels broke the silence of the lobby and how my cheeks flushed as I checked in.

I can still recall how conscious I was about my stocking tops showing beneath the hem of my skirt and how hard my heart thumped against my chest as the elevator rose to the fourth floor.

Then I remember the first kiss, the undressing, every position, the chair, the bed, the counter top in the bathroom, the shower ....

Oh gosh. You have my attention

In fact, you might have just won story time and not simply by default of being the only storyteller.

You're welcome back for a sequel.

My pleasure. I'm pleased you enjoyed reading. I hope it helped to relieve your boredom in some way

Erm, yes, certainly helped relieve me in one or two ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may have to turn that into a screen play

or it could just be my dog being a git

Oh jesus thats terrible.. i feel there may have been alcohol involved to make you fall over the wall lol

Ahem, surely joint writing credit no?

Unfortunately not as much alcohol as there should have been, I am just clumsy

You might get a footnote or thanks lol!!

Ok see now im just laughing imagining you going over the wall!!

Hmm, we'll just let or lawyers sort that out I suppose.

It was really more of tragedy than a comedy. Lost my cider while tumbling over before I even took a sip

Oi im doing all the work mister!! Behave or i'll spank you

Ah well no great loss there then was only cider

I might accept something like that as an out-of-court settlement

And wedding venue prices though?

Let me get me spiked paddle out lol

Thats why i just sneak in my own spirits and buy or lemonade to add to it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I may have to turn that into a screen play

or it could just be my dog being a git

Oh jesus thats terrible.. i feel there may have been alcohol involved to make you fall over the wall lol

Ahem, surely joint writing credit no?

Unfortunately not as much alcohol as there should have been, I am just clumsy

You might get a footnote or thanks lol!!

Ok see now im just laughing imagining you going over the wall!!

Hmm, we'll just let or lawyers sort that out I suppose.

It was really more of tragedy than a comedy. Lost my cider while tumbling over before I even took a sip

Oi im doing all the work mister!! Behave or i'll spank you

Ah well no great loss there then was only cider

I might accept something like that as an out-of-court settlement

And wedding venue prices though?

Let me get me spiked paddle out lol

Thats why i just sneak in my own spirits and buy or lemonade to add to it "

Oh my

Haha, I'll have to bring you along then next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may have to turn that into a screen play

or it could just be my dog being a git

Oh jesus thats terrible.. i feel there may have been alcohol involved to make you fall over the wall lol

Ahem, surely joint writing credit no?

Unfortunately not as much alcohol as there should have been, I am just clumsy

You might get a footnote or thanks lol!!

Ok see now im just laughing imagining you going over the wall!!

Hmm, we'll just let or lawyers sort that out I suppose.

It was really more of tragedy than a comedy. Lost my cider while tumbling over before I even took a sip

Oi im doing all the work mister!! Behave or i'll spank you

Ah well no great loss there then was only cider

I might accept something like that as an out-of-court settlement

And wedding venue prices though?

Let me get me spiked paddle out lol

Thats why i just sneak in my own spirits and buy or lemonade to add to it

Oh my

Haha, I'll have to bring you along then next time

Plus one invite.. oh i am honoured!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I may have to turn that into a screen play

or it could just be my dog being a git

Oh jesus thats terrible.. i feel there may have been alcohol involved to make you fall over the wall lol

Ahem, surely joint writing credit no?

Unfortunately not as much alcohol as there should have been, I am just clumsy

You might get a footnote or thanks lol!!

Ok see now im just laughing imagining you going over the wall!!

Hmm, we'll just let or lawyers sort that out I suppose.

It was really more of tragedy than a comedy. Lost my cider while tumbling over before I even took a sip

Oi im doing all the work mister!! Behave or i'll spank you

Ah well no great loss there then was only cider

I might accept something like that as an out-of-court settlement

And wedding venue prices though?

Let me get me spiked paddle out lol

Thats why i just sneak in my own spirits and buy or lemonade to add to it

Oh my

Haha, I'll have to bring you along then next time

Plus one invite.. oh i am honoured! "

Oh I'm just a sucker for a lady with a paddle and booze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may have to turn that into a screen play

or it could just be my dog being a git

Oh jesus thats terrible.. i feel there may have been alcohol involved to make you fall over the wall lol

Ahem, surely joint writing credit no?

Unfortunately not as much alcohol as there should have been, I am just clumsy

You might get a footnote or thanks lol!!

Ok see now im just laughing imagining you going over the wall!!

Hmm, we'll just let or lawyers sort that out I suppose.

It was really more of tragedy than a comedy. Lost my cider while tumbling over before I even took a sip

Oi im doing all the work mister!! Behave or i'll spank you

Ah well no great loss there then was only cider

I might accept something like that as an out-of-court settlement

And wedding venue prices though?

Let me get me spiked paddle out lol

Thats why i just sneak in my own spirits and buy or lemonade to add to it

Oh my

Haha, I'll have to bring you along then next time

Plus one invite.. oh i am honoured!

Oh I'm just a sucker for a lady with a paddle and booze

Well aint you in luck then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I may have to turn that into a screen play

or it could just be my dog being a git

Oh jesus thats terrible.. i feel there may have been alcohol involved to make you fall over the wall lol

Ahem, surely joint writing credit no?

Unfortunately not as much alcohol as there should have been, I am just clumsy

You might get a footnote or thanks lol!!

Ok see now im just laughing imagining you going over the wall!!

Hmm, we'll just let or lawyers sort that out I suppose.

It was really more of tragedy than a comedy. Lost my cider while tumbling over before I even took a sip

Oi im doing all the work mister!! Behave or i'll spank you

Ah well no great loss there then was only cider

I might accept something like that as an out-of-court settlement

And wedding venue prices though?

Let me get me spiked paddle out lol

Thats why i just sneak in my own spirits and buy or lemonade to add to it

Oh my

Haha, I'll have to bring you along then next time

Plus one invite.. oh i am honoured!

Oh I'm just a sucker for a lady with a paddle and booze

Well aint you in luck then

I'll just get my coat then

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