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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ive noticed recently ive started to favour the sitting postion when having a wee........as a young man i frowned upon this,thinking this was the ladies postion........is this just another sign that im getting old...???

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

sit... if it dribbles after shaking it goes in the pan..

stained trousers are so a no no

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Only worry if you make a oooph noise as you get up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

o......i'll start worrying then..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stand! If i sit it dangles in the water

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

only standing here

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

I sit. And it doesnt dangle in the water...

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By *azmissy67Woman
over a year ago

welshpool area

in a public loo i never sit - hover over the seat lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ahhh so its you who wees on the seat..!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stand! If i sit it dangles in the water "

- this has made me laugh

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Nowt to aim at if you sit down.

The Dutch discovered that there was far less mess made in public toilets by printing a fly within the urinal. Gave some purpose to the aim.

Hope the word fly hasn't set off any connotations for anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stand! If i sit it dangles in the water

- this has made me laugh"

Hey its no joke if its an out side lavvy in the middle of winter and you accidentaly it down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a Teuchter pub in Partick which has the names of three of the factors involved in The Clearances on the urinals and patrons are invited to show their appreciation of their work.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Stand! If i sit it dangles in the water "

You need to get a heating element installed mate,makes it more comfortable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stand! If i sit it dangles in the water

- this has made me laugh

Hey its no joke if its an out side lavvy in the middle of winter and you accidentaly it down "

Is it true that mens willys shrivel a little to retain body heat in cold weather, cos it might be ok then. If you sat, it dangles in the water but when the cold hits it, makes it a little smaller and therefore its out of the water.

Or just stand, its less complicated and its more manly

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"Or just stand, its less complicated and its more manly "

And it makes a much better noise when you do it standing up compared to doing it sat down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stand...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I'm having a shit it seems a bit silly to stand up to go for a pee when you're already sitting down, and conversely if I'm not having a shit it seems a bit daft to drop my trousers and sit down for a pee. Common sense really.

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

i once challanged a guy to a " pee up the wall" contest... only he wasnt allowed to use his hands... needless to say i won,,

x HSM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ive noticed recently ive started to favour the sitting postion when having a wee........as a young man i frowned upon this,thinking this was the ladies postion........is this just another sign that im getting old...???"

Im always amazed how a guy can miss a hole that big ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Nowt to aim at if you sit down.

The Dutch discovered that there was far less mess made in public toilets by printing a fly within the urinal. Gave some purpose to the aim.

Hope the word fly hasn't set off any connotations for anyone "

I actually remember old urinals in a local cinema with a small bee printed on them presumably as a target- the Brand of the urinal was "Apis"- which is latin for bee- trivial story but true lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i once challanged a guy to a " pee up the wall" contest... only he wasnt allowed to use his hands... needless to say i won,,

x HSM "

That's funny lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ive noticed recently ive started to favour the sitting postion when having a wee........as a young man i frowned upon this,thinking this was the ladies postion........is this just another sign that im getting old...???"

you are in serious danger of becomeing a toilet potato - Do not try this at home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ive noticed recently ive started to favour the sitting postion when having a wee........as a young man i frowned upon this,thinking this was the ladies postion........is this just another sign that im getting old...???

you are in serious danger of becomeing a toilet potato - Do not try this at home."

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