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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just type a few lines about the person above you that rhymes. No insult is too harsh as its all in good fun as long as it rhymes.

Bring it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo yo, bread, soggy bread

Nobody wants you just like my ex

Put yo in the microwave and soft you go, good for a toast but for a lunch it's a no go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And as for your cousin the bagel, so hollow an arrow could swallow in a while... yo yo!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Enigmatic, your rhymes are pathetic

I'm pure sucrose your just diabetic

Your flows like dearth Vader blowing his nose

Into Yodas armpit

Let's start shit let the prose impart wit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yo yo, bread, soggy bread

Nobody wants you just like my ex

Put yo in the microwave and soft you go, good for a toast but for a lunch it's a no go

"

Liking it btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since vocab is not your strong point let me simplify it for you otherwise you'll learn naught

There's no pride for Enigmatic Mind to battle such child, so whilst my lyrics go wild I smiled watching you turn back to mild

Calling me diabetic after getting toasted, I can swallow honey yet you'll still be roasted

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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i'm diabetic, there ain't no shame in that

just means your diet is limited and your body struggles to retain fat

you suck mr bread, and you ass is toast

i'm gonna smother you in honey and make you the host

for a swram of bees that'll sting your eyes

aye bitch won't that be a nice surprise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems like the battle is over

*drops the mic*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10 hours later 2 people post at the exact same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3sumqueen you want coverd in cream

bacon is lean and kebab can be green just like hulk losing losing his looks.

That don't really rhyme just gimme a try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"3sumqueen you want coverd in cream

bacon is lean and kebab can be green just like hulk losing losing his looks.

That don't really rhyme just gimme a try "

Mic dropped the beat, or did the beat drop Mic?

Like Babe Ruth at the mound you gotta call strike.

You try to spit with the boys to snare 3-S-Q,

Could be thirtythreesumqueen and she still won't fuck you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since vocab is not your strong point let me simplify it for you otherwise you'll learn naught

There's no pride for Enigmatic Mind to battle such child, so whilst my lyrics go wild I smiled watching you turn back to mild

Calling me diabetic after getting toasted, I can swallow honey yet you'll still be roasted"

Mark Grist fan by any chance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since vocab is not your strong point let me simplify it for you otherwise you'll learn naught

There's no pride for Enigmatic Mind to battle such child, so whilst my lyrics go wild I smiled watching you turn back to mild

Calling me diabetic after getting toasted, I can swallow honey yet you'll still be roasted

Mark Grist fan by any chance?"

Nope, just had nothing better to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dick cost a late night fee

Your dick got the HIV

My dick plays on the double feature screen

Your dick went straight to DVD

My dick - bigger than a bridge

Your dick look like a little kid's

My dick - large like the Chargers, the whole team

Your shit look like you fourteen

My dick - locked in a cage, right

Your dick suffer from stage fright

My dick - so hot, it's stolen

Your dick look like Gary Coleman

My dick - pink and big

Your dick stinks like shit

My dick got a Caesar do,

Your dick needs a tweezer, dude

My dick is like super size

Your dick look like two fries

My dick - more mass than the Earth

Your dick - half staff, it needs work

My dick - been there done that

Your dick sits there with dunce cap

My dick - V.I.P.

Your shit needs I.D.

It's time that we let the world know

Dude, you gotta let your girl go

D.S. is the best in the business

P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

My dick need no introduction

Your dick don't even function

My dick served a whole luncheon

Your dick - it look like a munchkin

My dick - size of a pumpkin

Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin

My dick - good good lovin'

Your dick - good for nothin'

My dick bench pressed 350

Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty

My dick - pretty damn skippy

Your dick - hungry as a hippie

My dick don't fit down the chimney

Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines

My dick is like an M16

Your dick - broken vending machine

My dick parts the seas

Your dick farts and queefs

My dick - rumble in the jungle

Your dick got touched by your uncle

My dick goes to yoga

Your dick - fruit roll -up

My dick - grade -A beef

Your dick - Mayday geek

My dick - sick and dangerous

Your dick - quick and painless

My dick - 'nuff said.

Your dick loves Fred

Was too lazy to think up my own rhyme,

so I just stole this of the net to save time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TLDR you've got a penis fixation,

I'm not judging but I don't take penetration,

And you're not my type I like guys who can rhyme sequences

Not just spit loose couplets and ignore the beat frequencies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"TLDR you've got a penis fixation,

I'm not judging but I don't take penetration,

And you're not my type I like guys who can rhyme sequences

Not just spit loose couplets and ignore the beat frequencies.

"

Dangerous you started of sounding like ludicris but ended up sounding like you should be doing circus tricks whilst eating a twix

Lurking in the mist whist jerking your curkin to a very lose mix don't forget the curtaintwist.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"10 hours later 2 people post at the exact same time "

aw, thought you was saying i'd won before i saw this.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"3sumqueen you want coverd in cream

bacon is lean and kebab can be green just like hulk losing losing his looks.

That don't really rhyme just gimme a try

Mic dropped the beat, or did the beat drop Mic?

Like Babe Ruth at the mound you gotta call strike.

You try to spit with the boys to snare 3-S-Q,

Could be thirtythreesumqueen and she still won't fuck you.

"

yeah, this guy is my home boy.

(do they even use that word any more, idk).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Down girl, I know it's hard but I've a high bar,

I lower it for you but it won't go that far,

Feel free to look, but if you're touching you're buying,

Head back to Mic he's in the corner crying.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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mic is crying coz i rejected him

his face is ugly and his brain is dim

i made him suck dick for money

he gagged on a fat one and i just found that funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dammmn son,I guess that's me told!

Nah,fuck that shit...I ain't the type to fold.

Judge,judge not,that's fine by me,

no I don't fancy a French fancy.

Fair dos,you don't like the rhymes I bring,

Stop giving your mind a treat Holmes,I'm not into your ring.

*Drops mic* Round one...ding ding!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patty cake patty cake

It's lesliasions man

Baking them cakes as fast as he can

Self proclaimed dangerous but spells it like the French

One of his meets saw him naked and started to wrench.

You spell your name dangereux, I'm sure sure you've heard of us so sit down and behold flows that are Murderous.

So like the spelling of your name You better just surrender

Twisted firestarters in the house and we're hear to offend ya

Braaaap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He stuck his dick in a chocolate box,

His dick gone melted like a chocolate cock,

Next to the fire where it burns like rejection,

Boy might be ripped but he gets no attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BruceLee.

You got that one inch punch

Ha!

Same size as your pecker

Leave the rapping to me

Stick to Chinese checkers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mic is crying coz i rejected him

his face is ugly and his brain is dim

i made him suck dick for money

he gagged on a fat one and i just found that funny"

3sumqueen that's right I am ugly or as some may call my fugly but I aimt never suck na dick fa money that ain't even funny I'll leave that to you as your wobbling like jelly with a rather smelly fanny go make a joke

About someone Licking my own mummy's fanny I dint care if your my own family ill still insult you just like I'll drop this mic so hard I'll stated getting called sim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The arsonists making an arse of it,

Rhymes don't rhyme and the beat's all to shit,

Comes in late like their pubic hair,

Trying to catch up but it's never quite there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The arsonists making an arse of it,

Rhymes don't rhyme and the beat's all to shit,

Comes in late like their pubic hair,

Trying to catch up but it's never quite there.

"

Haha awesome got to give you that

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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fuck y'all i'm going to bed

but before i go this gotta be said

lil wayne is the best and he inspires me

so suck my titties bitch and fucking shit alien bees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The arsonists making an arse of it,

Rhymes don't rhyme and the beat's all to shit,

Comes in late like their pubic hair,

Trying to catch up but it's never quite there.

"

Coming late? Not something you're used to.

Your like a nice sunny weekend....always finished too soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I gets me all the attention I need,

Chocolates n dick,to the bitches I feed

Fancy French name,it stinks of pretension,

N really does point to anal retention!

Word!

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"mic is crying coz i rejected him

his face is ugly and his brain is dim

i made him suck dick for money

he gagged on a fat one and i just found that funny

3sumqueen that's right I am ugly or as some may call my fugly but I aimt never suck na dick fa money that ain't even funny I'll leave that to you as your wobbling like jelly with a rather smelly fanny go make a joke

About someone Licking my own mummy's fanny I dint care if your my own family ill still insult you just like I'll drop this mic so hard I'll stated getting called sim.

"

oops i'm a sucker coz i just realise

that you are mic and not some made up guy

i'm pretty slow when it comes to this shit

so i send my apologies but you gonna get hit

my fanny don't smell it ain't no stinker

my fanny sweet and it's getting pinker

it's your dick that smells, like a pigs anus

so stop fucking pigs else that's all you'll be famous

for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BruceLee.

You got that one inch punch

Ha!

Same size as your pecker

Leave the rapping to me

Stick to Chinese checkers

"

Haha!

Fuck it! That's me,am all rapped out,

your birds fanny's got a bad case of gout.

Like Columbo says,just on more thing,

that's all for now folks,round one...ding ding ding!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The arsonists making an arse of it,

Rhymes don't rhyme and the beat's all to shit,

Comes in late like their pubic hair,

Trying to catch up but it's never quite there.

Coming late? Not something you're used to.

Your like a nice sunny weekend....always finished too soon "

My premature ejaculation,

Needn't be your consternation,

You'll never be blessed with the situation,

Keep dreaming, hoping, wishing too,

But know I'll never stoop to you,

I'd fuck my hand, man I' d fuck ten frogs,

Before I ended up in your inbox,

My standards aren't high,

But you still fall short,

I'm off to bed so this is my last retort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fuck y'all i'm going to bed

but before i go this gotta be said

lil wayne is the best and he inspires me

so suck my titties bitch and fucking shit alien bees"

Lil bitch wayne dont have shit on me. I'll ride ya bitch titties till they fire upon me! I'll squirt on ur chest till the break of the mess. Then i'll rub ya clit out, until you finally pass out !

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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haha, this is the best topic ever, like every single post is great. i'm gonna be back in the morning to hopefully read more.

going to bed laughing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The arsonists making an arse of it,

Rhymes don't rhyme and the beat's all to shit,

Comes in late like their pubic hair,

Trying to catch up but it's never quite there.

Coming late? Not something you're used to.

Your like a nice sunny weekend....always finished too soon

My premature ejaculation,

Needn't be your consternation,

You'll never be blessed with the situation,

Keep dreaming, hoping, wishing too,

But know I'll never stoop to you,

I'd fuck my hand, man I' d fuck ten frogs,

Before I ended up in your inbox,

My standards aren't high,

But you still fall short,

I'm off to bed so this is my last retort.

"

Your raps are weak just like your staying game

The only sex parties you see involve four fingers and thumb

The last vagina you saw was when you came out of your mum

Now off you go, into the land of nod

You've just been served by the twisted rap god

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