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By *uckOfTheBay OP   Man
over a year ago

Mold

So 'fess up everyone, who's got a gnome or two in their garden ?

I've a Buddha's head in an old trough (don't ask), but he looks very serene peeking through the poppies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me.

My front lawn looks like the ornament section of B&Q

That's my mum's fault (it is her house/garden) - she's the same with Christmas decorations too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate gnomes but i do have an 18 inch high meditating brass Buddha nestled in a herbaceous border.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have Bill and Ben ornaments, I couldn't resist buying them

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

And there was me thinking this was going to be a thread about vejazzling!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have a circle of 3 figures one adult and 2 children - the kids chose it when we moved away from the ex - it represents us -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And there was me thinking this was going to be a thread about vejazzling!!"

done tht too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbour has enough for the whole Street!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Live in a apartment and haven't even got a window box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a garden as such, but I have large pots with flowers in them and two large dragonflies whose wings move in the breeze..

And also two metal lizards climbing up the fence...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an area of my garden that I've put bark down and my son has loads of solar ornaments and lights as part of his sensory garden. It does look lovely in the summer nights when it's all lit up. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but my neighbours garden is full of garden ornaments ...spot the garden sometimes

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I prefer pasture ornaments. Very expensive pasture ornaments....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know that the garden gnome with it's distinctive red cap is a direct evolution of the Roman phallus. A phallus sculpture with painted red head was often installed in Roman gardens. Women would occassionaly, discretely pleasure themselves on it.

I'm pretty sure that most modern owners of garden gnomes aren't aware of the connection!

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By *uckOfTheBay OP   Man
over a year ago

Mold


"Did you know that the garden gnome with it's distinctive red cap is a direct evolution of the Roman phallus. A phallus sculpture with painted red head was often installed in Roman gardens. Women would occassionaly, discretely pleasure themselves on it.

I'm pretty sure that most modern owners of garden gnomes aren't aware of the connection!"

Are you saying they've got a cockatoo in the garden ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So 'fess up everyone, who's got a gnome or two in their garden ?

I've a Buddha's head in an old trough (don't ask), but he looks very serene peeking through the poppies "

I also have a Buddha in my garden made of bronze. To cut a long story short it was a joke but he's remained there, and actually I would miss him if he ever went

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Do dandelions count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer pasture ornaments. Very expensive pasture ornaments.... "

16.2+ short coupled ID/TB ones?

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