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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Come on lady's what do you think is the perfect size?

Is it really, it's not the size of the boat it's the Motion of the ocean, or are monsters biggest and best?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she says 'is it in yet' when you think you're being a sex God then you've found your answer.

I refer you to the ICMFBS (international cock measuring for beginners society) scientific wiener measurement standard chart.

= what the fuck is that?

= I can't see it yet

= yep, it's a dick

= mmmmmm, that hits the spot

= now that's how I like my cock

= don't even think of trying to put that monster in me

= liar liar, you told me it was 12in

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you offer different options?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one attached to the perfect man

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Paul's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The one attached to the perfect man "
you called

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If she says 'is it in yet' when you think you're being a sex God then you've found your answer.

I refer you to the ICMFBS (international cock measuring for beginners society) scientific wiener measurement standard chart.

= what the fuck is that?

= I can't see it yet

= yep, it's a dick

= mmmmmm, that hits the spot

= now that's how I like my cock

= don't even think of trying to put that monster in me

= liar liar, you told me it was 12in

You're welcome

"

we have a weiner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The one attached to the perfect man "
Stylish Answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The one attached to the perfect man "

Is there anything in the world that is perfect?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The one attached to the perfect man "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obviously about 6" long, 5" girth and cut, also shaved/trimmed of course lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Paul's "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If she says 'is it in yet' when you think you're being a sex God then you've found your answer.

I refer you to the ICMFBS (international cock measuring for beginners society) scientific wiener measurement standard chart.

= what the fuck is that?

= I can't see it yet

= yep, it's a dick

= mmmmmm, that hits the spot

= now that's how I like my cock

= don't even think of trying to put that monster in me

= liar liar, you told me it was 12in

You're welcome

we have a weiner "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The one attached to the perfect man

Is there anything in the world that is perfect?"

That's kinda my point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If she says 'is it in yet' when you think you're being a sex God then you've found your answer.

I refer you to the ICMFBS (international cock measuring for beginners society) scientific wiener measurement standard chart.

= what the fuck is that?

= I can't see it yet

= yep, it's a dick

= mmmmmm, that hits the spot

= now that's how I like my cock

= don't even think of trying to put that monster in me

= liar liar, you told me it was 12in

You're welcome

"

Love this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If she says 'is it in yet' when you think you're being a sex God then you've found your answer.

I refer you to the ICMFBS (international cock measuring for beginners society) scientific wiener measurement standard chart.

= what the fuck is that?

= I can't see it yet

= yep, it's a dick

= mmmmmm, that hits the spot

= now that's how I like my cock

= don't even think of trying to put that monster in me

= liar liar, you told me it was 12in

You're welcome

Love this! "

I keep it in my notes to save me typing it out when the question gets asked.

It takes too long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it's not the size of the boat it's the motion of the ocean"

HMS Victory would make bigger waves than a dingy, but not everyone wants to be thrashed about.

I think you'll find that everyone is different OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll measure mine. I'll get back to you with the perfect size.

How many effin times did this have to be asked.

Guys, do you have a 'foto' worthy answer for these anymore. I'm ran out of stupid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No perfect size, it's about the whole package. Though there is too small and too big x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll measure mine. I'll get back to you with the perfect size.

How many effin times did this have to be asked.

Guys, do you have a 'foto' worthy answer for these anymore. I'm ran out of stupid. "

Well that's not very nice, this isn't Panorama you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll measure mine. I'll get back to you with the perfect size.

How many effin times did this have to be asked.

Guys, do you have a 'foto' worthy answer for these anymore. I'm ran out of stupid.

Well that's not very nice, this isn't Panorama you know."

You'd think it was with the amount of investigations into cock size on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The one attached to the perfect man "

So mine then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask a stupid question as they say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How does mine size up? Only 7" when hard but cut and shaved smooth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How does mine size up? Only 7" when hard but cut and shaved smooth."

It's a cock, nothing more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on lady's what do you think is the perfect size?

Is it really, it's not the size of the boat it's the Motion of the ocean, or are monsters biggest and best? "

What's yours like? Monsters scare me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines perfect for me ...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine satisfies me so that's all I care about.... The fact that it's pretty big, very suckable and gorgeous is just a bonus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on lady's what do you think is the perfect size?

Is it really, it's not the size of the boat it's the Motion of the ocean, or are monsters biggest and best?

What's yours like? Monsters scare me! "

Rawrrrrrrrrr

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

The perfect penis fits the perfect vagina

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By *az1Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on lady's what do you think is the perfect size?

Is it really, it's not the size of the boat it's the Motion of the ocean, or are monsters biggest and best?

What's yours like? Monsters scare me!

Rawrrrrrrrrr "

Is that the best you can do! You really didn't scare me that much, besides, I'm currently training with Special Forces. I'm a highly skilled bad ass with expert training in hand to hand combat and weaponry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As the old saying goes, it's not the size that counts. It's how you use it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As the old saying goes, it's not the size that counts. It's how you use it"

Tell that to the micro penis community

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on lady's what do you think is the perfect size?

Is it really, it's not the size of the boat it's the Motion of the ocean, or are monsters biggest and best?

What's yours like? Monsters scare me!

Rawrrrrrrrrr

Is that the best you can do! You really didn't scare me that much, besides, I'm currently training with Special Forces. I'm a highly skilled bad ass with expert training in hand to hand combat and weaponry. "

Hey, i was just testing the waters there. Don't want to scare you too much. Just wait until i get my Godzilla outfit on!!

Hand to hand combat? How about hand to gland? Fully trained in that?

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By *duk70Man
over a year ago

langley

One that works and touches where it needs to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on lady's what do you think is the perfect size?

Is it really, it's not the size of the boat it's the Motion of the ocean, or are monsters biggest and best?

What's yours like? Monsters scare me!

Rawrrrrrrrrr

Is that the best you can do! You really didn't scare me that much, besides, I'm currently training with Special Forces. I'm a highly skilled bad ass with expert training in hand to hand combat and weaponry.

Hey, i was just testing the waters there. Don't want to scare you too much. Just wait until i get my Godzilla outfit on!!

Hand to hand combat? How about hand to gland? Fully trained in that? "

I'm very good with my hands. I learnt to milk a cow at quite a young age. I can also do a five knuckle shuffle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on lady's what do you think is the perfect size?

Is it really, it's not the size of the boat it's the Motion of the ocean, or are monsters biggest and best?

What's yours like? Monsters scare me!

Rawrrrrrrrrr

Is that the best you can do! You really didn't scare me that much, besides, I'm currently training with Special Forces. I'm a highly skilled bad ass with expert training in hand to hand combat and weaponry.

Hey, i was just testing the waters there. Don't want to scare you too much. Just wait until i get my Godzilla outfit on!!

Hand to hand combat? How about hand to gland? Fully trained in that?

I'm very good with my hands. I learnt to milk a cow at quite a young age. I can also do a five knuckle shuffle "

Intriguing. So did the cow miking give you the skill to be able to use either hand? And are you and to milk a man as quickly as a cow?

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

I heard 11 inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess it depends on where you're sticking it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3.5"

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By *ocoaXXXMan
over a year ago

London

My right hand loves the look of mine ahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines not big but I do get the odd nice looking cock comment now and then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Between 7 - 8" for me. Average girth . That's my personal view .

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

MK

for me i get told mines perfect size when meets but wife moans too big and wide as she slim Chinese girl.

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield

The one that's in me is always the perfect size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well my hand likes mine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll measure mine. I'll get back to you with the perfect size.

How many effin times did this have to be asked.

Guys, do you have a 'foto' worthy answer for these anymore. I'm ran out of stupid.

Well that's not very nice, this isn't Panorama you know."

I figured, I'd have got a better question than, 'how bigs the perfect dick?'

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By *irtyricoMan
over a year ago

west bromwich


"Obviously about 6" long, 5" girth and cut, also shaved/trimmed of course lol"

Hey you just described me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock is quite nice, maybe I'm slightly biased?

Do women prefer cocks that have a bend to them? Maybe they touch different areas while Fucking..

Mines straight as a die, near on perfection.. Imo..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im happy with mine, does the job it needs to.

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By *rodigalson88Man
over a year ago

stockport

Always found mine fits fairly well

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By *irtyricoMan
over a year ago

west bromwich


"Always found mine fits fairly well"

Yours would it looks fuckin massive! I envy you

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By *irtyricoMan
over a year ago

west bromwich

I've posted my first cock pic today, or should I say pics, I've always been self conscious of the size because women always saying they want vwe but hey this is fab so I don't care 6" gang

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