FabSwingers.com forum: If you were a biscuit, which biscuit would you be?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thought I would just put a daft question up for a bit of fun lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jammy dodger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jammy dodger

Haven't had one of them in ages! Good choice

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Pink wafer. You don't think you like them, but then you have one and you have to eat the rest of the packet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A digestive dunked in tea, a soggy biscuit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pink wafer. You don't think you like them, but then you have one and you have to eat the rest of the packet! "

I always think they're going to be dusty, but there's that hidden creamy bit. You're so right

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pink wafer. You don't think you like them, but then you have one and you have to eat the rest of the packet! "

Haha totally agree with you there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A digestive dunked in tea, a soggy biscuit."

I'll bet you like a soggy biscuit.

Dark!? Where are you, Dark?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

A chocolate digestive. Quite dry but with a sweet coating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Kit Kat. You can choose between two fingers, four fingers or the more satisfying Chunky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A soggy one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A highly fibrous biscuit that would stretch his poop chute to the max , on the way out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought I would just put a daft question up for a bit of fun lol

A bourbon

I don't know if they make ANY other biscuits in the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A toffee pop

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Pink wafer. You don't think you like them, but then you have one and you have to eat the rest of the packet!

I always think they're going to be dusty, but there's that hidden creamy bit. You're so right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Garibaldi, thin and crispy on the outside hiding a dodgy looking quite bitter dark interior.

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By *issy NickersWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Jaffa cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A digestive dunked in tea, a soggy biscuit.

I'll bet you like a soggy biscuit.

Dark!? Where are you, Dark?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bourbon, chunky, sturdy, not much to look at but my god you have one taste and you want more and crave the next one and even better with a coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A toffee pop

What on earth is a toffe pop!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A chocolate digestive. Quite dry but with a sweet coating. "

Delicious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ginger nut of course..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bourbon, chunky, sturdy, not much to look at but my god you have one taste and you want more and crave the next one and even better with a coffee"

Scarlet do i know you ???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha some amazing answers so far

I'd be a choccy hobnob, chunky and tasty, got a dark side, but won't fall apart after one dunk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ginger nut of course..

How stupid of me, of course, ginger nuts!

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

Pretty obviously I'd say... ( ponders a moment )

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bourbon, chunky, sturdy, not much to look at but my god you have one taste and you want more and crave the next one and even better with a coffee"

I'd say you were plenty to look at

stunning x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm probably a malted milk... Not because it suits my personality but because i eat so many of them that my genetic makeup is forever changed

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Oreo - as I have white stuff that others like to lick

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

An orange club but the old design with two biscuits and the orangey bit in the middle. Used to love biting the chocolate off then eating the biscuit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A flake ...very crumbly ..but oh so yummy

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Nice biscuit (but dim)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooops I don't read ...a biscuit

Sticking with flake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toffiepop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a manipulator of timber, I would need to go for biscuit joint.... only get dunked in glue and lasts for years

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

"As a manipulator of timber, I would need to go for biscuit joint.... only get dunked in glue and lasts for years

Lol nice one. Yes I do know what it is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shortbread biscuit. Perfect with a good cup of tea or coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A custard cream, plain on the outside but sweet on the inside x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A custard cream, plain on the outside but sweet on the inside x "

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By *LizzieandDaveCouple
over a year ago

Ocoee

Well since I'm in the Southern Untied States I have to go with a big flaky biscuit covered in sausage gravy.

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By *ink magnolia s yorksWoman
over a year ago

south yorkshire

The ones left on the shelves, I can't stand biscuits blah, mushy and just blah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fig roll. Not everyone's cup of tea but those who like them really like them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chocolate hobnob. Multi dunkability

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Probley a digestive biscuit cos im just normall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well since I'm in the Southern Untied States I have to go with a big flaky biscuit covered in sausage gravy."

It's a savoury scone!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A jammy dodger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An oreo yummy

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Chocolate and hazelnut boaster!

Sweet ...bit nutty..chunky and won't break easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaffacake.

Made for insatiable gorgers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jaffacake.

Made for insatiable gorgers "

That's a cake not a biscuit

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Chocolate finger

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

A mint viscount..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Malted Milk

Moooooooooo

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

toffee yoyo

toffee anything really

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By *ibbleyanutsMan
over a year ago

Eastwood /Leigh on sea

Tunnocks caramel wafer....end of discussion

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

"Tunnocks caramel wafer....end of discussion

log too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate Hobnob!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well since I'm in the Southern Untied States I have to go with a big flaky biscuit covered in sausage gravy."

nope that's a scone

we mean COOKIE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A large softbake cookie that holds its own when it gets wet .. goes down smashing with a cuppa ;-D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twix, great when there's one but even better with two!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lotus biscoff biscuit.

(You know, those yummy delicious individually wrapped cinnamon flavoured ones that you get in posh coffee shops and the like!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh that's a good one!

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By *LizzieandDaveCouple
over a year ago

Ocoee

"Well since I'm in the Southern Untied States I have to go with a big flaky biscuit covered in sausage gravy.

nope that's a scone

we mean COOKIE

Yes, and you call cake pudding...you would think the English would learn to speak English.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my faves are gingers - dunk and eat in one

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Marmite flavoured.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a "smart" Cookie

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

"my faves are gingers - dunk and eat in one

Problem for me is I go thru a whole packet that way

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By *r_BBW_LoverMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"A lotus biscoff biscuit.

(You know, those yummy delicious individually wrapped cinnamon flavoured ones that you get in posh coffee shops and the like!)"

Good call, they're my favourite too - although I know them as Speculoos (autocorrect wants me to call them speculum however!).

Have you seen you can get Ben and Jerry's speculoos ice cream now too? And there's a cheesecake recipe on the Biscoff website I've been meaning to try too.

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