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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sweet Hame.

Nothing beats coming hame to a sobering cuppa tea after 7 nights of pure debauchery fs.

Does having a wank in the airplane bogs whilst in mid flight still count as being in the mile high club?

Happy Saturday

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Missed ya fs xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sweet Hame.

Nothing beats coming hame to a sobering cuppa tea after 7 nights of pure debauchery fs.

Does having a wank in the airplane bogs whilst in mid flight still count as being in the mile high club?

Happy Saturday

Only if you gave your hand a name.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Missed ya fs xxx"

Did you aye

Missed you too shorty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope just makes you a high class wanker

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Depends on the airline

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sweet Hame.

Nothing beats coming hame to a sobering cuppa tea after 7 nights of pure debauchery fs.

Does having a wank in the airplane bogs whilst in mid flight still count as being in the mile high club?

Happy Saturday

Only if you gave your hand a name.

Laura, the hot ass air stewardess is who was in my thoughts at the time, so aye a guess that was the hands name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sweet Hame.

Nothing beats coming hame to a sobering cuppa tea after 7 nights of pure debauchery fs.

Does having a wank in the airplane bogs whilst in mid flight still count as being in the mile high club?

Happy Saturday

Only if you gave your hand a name.

Laura, the hot ass air stewardess is who was in my thoughts at the time, so aye a guess that was the hands name

Welcome to the mile high clubs then fs

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Having smelt airplane toilets, as have all who have flown.

I can think of nothing more hideous than a plane toilet.

Bashing one out in a stank ridden shit hole is not appealing at all!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Nope just makes you a high class wanker

Other types of wankers are available on other threads

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Having smelt airplane toilets, as have all who have flown.

I can think of nothing more hideous than a plane toilet.

Bashing one out in a stank ridden shit hole is not appealing at all! "

I have to strongly disagree these toilets were spotless and smelled nice too, it wasn't sleezy jet fs

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

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"Sweet Hame.

Nothing beats coming hame to a sobering cuppa tea after 7 nights of pure debauchery fs.

Does having a wank in the airplane bogs whilst in mid flight still count as being in the mile high club?

Happy Saturday

So you had a good holiday?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope just makes you a high class wanker

Other types of wankers are available on other threads

Wankers, wankers everywhere fs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sweet Hame.

Nothing beats coming hame to a sobering cuppa tea after 7 nights of pure debauchery fs.

Does having a wank in the airplane bogs whilst in mid flight still count as being in the mile high club?

Happy Saturday

So you had a good holiday?

Aye Samiss it was nice, made some new friends and got a wee sun tan too, although I think I've sun burnt my head fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sweet Hame.

Nothing beats coming hame to a sobering cuppa tea after 7 nights of pure debauchery fs.

Does having a wank in the airplane bogs whilst in mid flight still count as being in the mile high club?

Happy Saturday

So you had a good holiday?

Aye Samiss it was nice, made some new friends and got a wee sun tan too, although I think I've sun burnt my head fs

Which head?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sweet Hame.

Nothing beats coming hame to a sobering cuppa tea after 7 nights of pure debauchery fs.

Does having a wank in the airplane bogs whilst in mid flight still count as being in the mile high club?

Happy Saturday

So you had a good holiday?

Aye Samiss it was nice, made some new friends and got a wee sun tan too, although I think I've sun burnt my head fs

Which head?!"

The big one

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Sweet Hame.

Nothing beats coming hame to a sobering cuppa tea after 7 nights of pure debauchery fs.

Does having a wank in the airplane bogs whilst in mid flight still count as being in the mile high club?

Happy Saturday

So you had a good holiday?

Aye Samiss it was nice, made some new friends and got a wee sun tan too, although I think I've sun burnt my head fs

Which head?!

The big one

Where did you go?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sweet Hame.

Nothing beats coming hame to a sobering cuppa tea after 7 nights of pure debauchery fs.

Does having a wank in the airplane bogs whilst in mid flight still count as being in the mile high club?

Happy Saturday

So you had a good holiday?

Aye Samiss it was nice, made some new friends and got a wee sun tan too, although I think I've sun burnt my head fs

Which head?!

The big one

Where did you go?

Moscow

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Sweet Hame.

Nothing beats coming hame to a sobering cuppa tea after 7 nights of pure debauchery fs.

Does having a wank in the airplane bogs whilst in mid flight still count as being in the mile high club?

Happy Saturday

So you had a good holiday?

Aye Samiss it was nice, made some new friends and got a wee sun tan too, although I think I've sun burnt my head fs

Which head?!

The big one

Where did you go?

Moscow

You didn't, did you?

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Ohh.. I have an air hostess outfit. If I have sex wearing it does it make me an honoury mile high club member?

Glad you had a good holiday OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

m1cks!! Darling! Welcome home.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"m1cks!! Darling! Welcome home.

Muchos gracias amiga

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ohh.. I have an air hostess outfit. If I have sex wearing it does it make me an honoury mile high club member?

Glad you had a good holiday OP"

Oooooooofft

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sweet Hame.

Nothing beats coming hame to a sobering cuppa tea after 7 nights of pure debauchery fs.

Does having a wank in the airplane bogs whilst in mid flight still count as being in the mile high club?

Happy Saturday

So you had a good holiday?

Aye Samiss it was nice, made some new friends and got a wee sun tan too, although I think I've sun burnt my head fs

Which head?!

The big one

Where did you go?

Moscow

You didn't, did you?

Nope, Espania

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Buenos días

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Course it counts, OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The kinda flights I can afford bearly make it into controlled airspace so I'm not high enough for a toilet wank to count.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Sweet Hame.

Nothing beats coming hame to a sobering cuppa tea after 7 nights of pure debauchery fs.

Does having a wank in the airplane bogs whilst in mid flight still count as being in the mile high club?

Happy Saturday

So you had a good holiday?

Aye Samiss it was nice, made some new friends and got a wee sun tan too, although I think I've sun burnt my head fs

Which head?!

The big one

Where did you go?

Moscow

You didn't, did you?

Nope, Espania

Lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Does anyone else find tan lines sexy? Or is it just me fs.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Does anyone else find tan lines sexy? Or is it just me fs. "

No they're not sexy, that's why we go on nudist beaches

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does anyone else find tan lines sexy? Or is it just me fs.

No they're not sexy, that's why we go on nudist beaches

I like pale tits on a bronze body

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Does anyone else find tan lines sexy? Or is it just me fs.

No they're not sexy, that's why we go on nudist beaches

I like pale tits on a bronze body

Naw it looks stupid!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does anyone else find tan lines sexy? Or is it just me fs.

No they're not sexy, that's why we go on nudist beaches

I like pale tits on a bronze body

Naw it looks stupid!"

Naw it doesny, it looks oooooooofft fs

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Does anyone else find tan lines sexy? Or is it just me fs.

No they're not sexy, that's why we go on nudist beaches

I like pale tits on a bronze body

Naw it looks stupid!

Naw it doesny, it looks oooooooofft fs

It so does

. That's the only reason I go topless so I don't get strap marks,not that anyone notices

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does anyone else find tan lines sexy? Or is it just me fs.

No they're not sexy, that's why we go on nudist beaches

I like pale tits on a bronze body

Naw it looks stupid!

Naw it doesny, it looks oooooooofft fs

It so does

. That's the only reason I go topless so I don't get strap marks,not that anyone notices

With tips as lovely as yours I find that hard tae believe fs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tits*

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Tits*

You calling me a tit?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tits*

You calling me a tit?!

Aye, a pale tit wi great tits fs

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Does anyone else find tan lines sexy? Or is it just me fs.

No they're not sexy, that's why we go on nudist beaches

I like pale tits on a bronze body

Just NO fs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Two tone is the in-thing at the mo

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Two tone is the in-thing at the mo

I think you telling me porky pies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Two tone is the in-thing at the mo

I think you telling me porky pies.

Stop making me hungry lol

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Two tone is the in-thing at the mo

I think you telling me porky pies.

Stop making me hungry lol

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so get sumthin' to eat then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Two tone is the in-thing at the mo

I think you telling me porky pies.

Stop making me hungry lol

so get sumthin' to eat then!

No yet am still detoxing, drinking hot lemon water, gonna order a chippy later tho

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Two tone is the in-thing at the mo

I think you telling me porky pies.

Stop making me hungry lol

so get sumthin' to eat then!

No yet am still detoxing, drinking hot lemon water, gonna order a chippy later tho

Enjoy

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

M1cks

Just remember, to quote the Big Yin, "we Scots are normally pale Blue in colour. When we turn white, we're tanned!!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"M1cks

Just remember, to quote the Big Yin, "we Scots are normally pale Blue in colour. When we turn white, we're tanned!!"

Unless yer a brown Scot to begin with then you just go Med red fs

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