FabSwingers.com forum: The perfect fab member, thoughts?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What if......

You see a profile and you see its a bisexual black man, married (partner is unaware), he has a BBC, and he's looking for pregnant BBW's to bareback.

He also says he's a dom, and his profile is written in text speak.

His pictures are multiple shots of his cock in messy bathroom.

What do you do?

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Waste his time

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By *andCforfunCouple
over a year ago

Inverness

Block it, that's what I would do

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I thought this was about me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if......

You see a profile and you see its a bisexual black man, married (partner is unaware), he has a BBC, and he's looking for pregnant BBW's to bareback.

He also says he's a dom, and his profile is written in text speak.

His pictures are multiple shots of his cock in messy bathroom.

What do you do? "

You say 'wanna meet?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Report him for daring to exist.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Where is he??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave him to get on with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where is he??"

You're not pregnant or a BBW. You don't qualify, unfortunately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where is he??"

I must admit he does mostly appeal

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Where is he??

You're not pregnant or a BBW. You don't qualify, unfortunately. "

Ok well I'm off to improve myself

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By *ve 66Woman
over a year ago

Blackwood

Tell him he's copied my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where is he??

I must admit he does mostly appeal

I was getting a little wet reading the OP. Until they mentioned pregnant. I can't get pregnant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where is he??

You're not pregnant or a BBW. You don't qualify, unfortunately.

Ok well I'm off to improve myself "

Tesco have a special on Krispy Kremes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where is he??

You're not pregnant or a BBW. You don't qualify, unfortunately.

Ok well I'm off to improve myself "

I'll give you a hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where is he??

I must admit he does mostly appeal

I was getting a little wet reading the OP. Until they mentioned pregnant. I can't get pregnant

It was the messy bathroom that put me off...

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"What if......

You see a profile and you see its a bisexual black man, married (partner is unaware), he has a BBC, and he's looking for pregnant BBW's to bareback.

He also says he's a dom, and his profile is written in text speak.

His pictures are multiple shots of his cock in messy bathroom.

What do you do? "

I'd refer him to a friend he might be perfect for if he was willing to overlook his own pregnant BBW requirements. Plus if he's bi then that might not actually be an issue.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Is he measuring his cock against a can of pop?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is he measuring his cock against a can of pop?"

No, an xbox controller.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if......

You see a profile and you see its a bisexual black man, married (partner is unaware), he has a BBC, and he's looking for pregnant BBW's to bareback.

He also says he's a dom, and his profile is written in text speak.

His pictures are multiple shots of his cock in messy bathroom.

What do you do? "

I'd become fab straight

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Is he measuring his cock against a can of pop?

No, an xbox controller. "

Shame. Im out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could stuff a cushion up my jumper and pretend I'm pregnant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is he verified?

Could be a woman pretending to be a man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is he measuring his cock against a can of pop?"

I measured my hand against a sky remote for a fab friend.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Where is he??

You're not pregnant or a BBW. You don't qualify, unfortunately.

Ok well I'm off to improve myself

Tesco have a special on Krispy Kremes."

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could stuff a cushion up my jumper and pretend I'm pregnant. "

No need. If you're bbw no one would know the difference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a catch, is he hundreds of miles away from me?

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Is he verified?

Could be a woman pretending to be a man. "

Does he have an appealing kik name

Barryfannyeater69

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is he verified?

Could be a woman pretending to be a man.

Does he have an appealing kik name

Barryfannyeater69"

He's actually C*NTCRUSHER1942

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"What if......

You see a profile and you see its a bisexual black man, married (partner is unaware), he has a BBC, and he's looking for pregnant BBW's to bareback.

He also says he's a dom, and his profile is written in text speak.

His pictures are multiple shots of his cock in messy bathroom.

What do you do?

I'd become fab straight"

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Is he tall or 5'? Only kidding.

He's not my type.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if......

You see a profile and you see its a bisexual black man, married (partner is unaware), he has a BBC, and he's looking for pregnant BBW's to bareback.

He also says he's a dom, and his profile is written in text speak.

His pictures are multiple shots of his cock in messy bathroom.

What do you do? "

Will he still love me in the morning?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Also, he has an NVQ in making women squirt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is he measuring his cock against a can of pop?

No, an xbox controller. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also, he has an NVQ in making women squirt. "

Are you deliberately trying to tease me?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Also, he has an NVQ in making women squirt. "

I think I already met him.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Laugh and move on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Also, he has an NVQ in making women squirt.

Are you deliberately trying to tease me?

I'm not sure what I'm doing at all. I suspect I'm hallucinating due to a combination of man flu and long term sleep deprivation.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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aw, i'm not a BBW else i'd meet him, but he'd reject me so i'm not gonna bother messaging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could stuff a cushion up my jumper and pretend I'm pregnant.

No need. If you're bbw no one would know the difference

Oh yes! I can lie and hope he doesn't ask to feel it kick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"aw, i'm not a BBW else i'd meet him, but he'd reject me so i'm not gonna bother messaging."

Hmm I don't know, I have a feeling although he states he wants bbw/pregnant he'd meet just about anyone...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask him for a bi mmf threesome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is he measuring his cock against a can of pop?

No, an xbox controller.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd quickly get myself pregnant so I don't have to miss out

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"aw, i'm not a BBW else i'd meet him, but he'd reject me so i'm not gonna bother messaging.

Hmm I don't know, I have a feeling although he states he wants bbw/pregnant he'd meet just about anyone...

i won't meet anyone who meets BBW then. whatever, i'm not messaging him, i can't handle the rejection. (cry)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"aw, i'm not a BBW else i'd meet him, but he'd reject me so i'm not gonna bother messaging.

Hmm I don't know, I have a feeling although he states he wants bbw/pregnant he'd meet just about anyone...

i won't meet anyone who meets BBW then. whatever, i'm not messaging him, i can't handle the rejection. (cry)"

(Offers shoulder to cry on) There there. Plenty more fish in the sea

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"aw, i'm not a BBW else i'd meet him, but he'd reject me so i'm not gonna bother messaging.

Hmm I don't know, I have a feeling although he states he wants bbw/pregnant he'd meet just about anyone...

i won't meet anyone who meets BBW then. whatever, i'm not messaging him, i can't handle the rejection. (cry)

(Offers shoulder to cry on) There there. Plenty more fish in the sea"

i like tuna, thank you.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Balls in his court, I'm doing nowt

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"What if......

You see a profile and you see its a bisexual black man, married (partner is unaware), he has a BBC, and he's looking for pregnant BBW's to bareback.

He also says he's a dom, and his profile is written in text speak.

His pictures are multiple shots of his cock in messy bathroom.

What do you do? "

Send a wink if he lives close by.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He doesn't like to read profiles either, but he somehow always knows the special codeword.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"He doesn't like to read profiles either, but he somehow always knows the special codeword. "

Scan read. "Johnny 5 is alive"

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'm not sure I'd be fat enough for him but I'd give him a poorly composed message. I need to get cock some how.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He doesn't like to read profiles either, but he somehow always knows the special codeword.

Scan read. "Johnny 5 is alive""

I think the butler did it.....

.... He did!

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