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Oh god the stench

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What does it mean when there's a green smelly puss coming out you're little fella. It's thick and absolutely stinks

Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm no doctor but that doesn't seem right to me

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

It means zero chance of a meet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Means its going to fall off

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Get yourself to a swinging club, it just means you're in heat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get yourself to a swinging club, it just means you're in heat. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best chop it off

Before it spreads throughout your...his...body and you die

I mean he dies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you spot an avocado in the fridge and think 'I wonder?'

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton


"Did you spot an avocado in the fridge and think 'I wonder?'"

Think American Pie for the Waitrose set

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Best chop it off

Before it spreads throughout your...his...body and you die

I mean he dies "

I....he doesn't like that idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll have to tell us what it tastes like, for a proper diagnosis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It means I'm revoking my offer to take one for the team!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You'll have to tell us what it tastes like, for a proper diagnosis. "

There is no way I'm sucking on my own....friends....penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does it mean when there's a green smelly puss coming out you're little fella. It's thick and absolutely stinks

Asking for a friend"

It means I will just take your cake and leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does it mean when there's a green smelly puss coming out you're little fella. It's thick and absolutely stinks

Asking for a friend"

Sounds like classic Spanish knob rot....typical symptoms.

(Not to be confused with South American Cock Lurgy...... that's totally different)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does it mean when there's a green smelly puss coming out you're little fella. It's thick and absolutely stinks

Asking for a friend"
it's OK that's normal lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It means I'm revoking my offer to take one for the team! "

Yes because I had high hopes of that happening

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What does it mean when there's a green smelly puss coming out you're little fella. It's thick and absolutely stinks

Asking for a friend

It means I will just take your cake and leave "

Just like all the others

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"What does it mean when there's a green smelly puss coming out you're little fella. It's thick and absolutely stinks

Asking for a friend"

Means he's caught a cold, Lemsip with boiling water poured in the japs eye should sort it, well you won't be worrying about the pus anyway.

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'll have to tell us what it tastes like, for a proper diagnosis. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You didn't use it to spread the guacamole on your fajita did you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does it mean when there's a green smelly puss coming out you're little fella. It's thick and absolutely stinks

Asking for a friend"

Aww little fella has just caught a cold, dip him in a pot of vicks and wrap him in a scarf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congealed thrush that contains enough probiotic culture to make a few gallons of live yogurt, perhaps?

Tell him to make an appointment at his local gum clinic , only a trained eye can really diagnose .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like ghonnorrea... Your friend will need to tell everyone he's had sex with.

It will not go away on its own.

GUM clinic asap.."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What on earth have you been feeding him??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does it mean when there's a green smelly puss coming out you're little fella. It's thick and absolutely stinks

Asking for a friend"

It must be almost Christmas again.... wash time !

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"What does it mean when there's a green smelly puss coming out you're little fella. It's thick and absolutely stinks

Asking for a friend"

Tell your friend to join the Green Party. The women will love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does it mean when there's a green smelly puss coming out you're little fella. It's thick and absolutely stinks

Asking for a friend

It means I will just take your cake and leave

Just like all the others "

Aww ... ok I will stay and share it with you but after that I'm gone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two paracetamol and a dab of bleach and you'll be good to go.

It's not easy getting two paracetamol up your japseye though

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city


"It means zero chance of a meet! "

Hysterical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What, wait, your telling men that's not normal

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

You been trying to ice the cake with the wrong utensil I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'll have to tell us what it tastes like, for a proper diagnosis.

There is no way I'm sucking on my own....friends....penis"

'Cos you can't reach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You been trying to ice the cake with the wrong utensil I guess "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two paracetamol and a dab of bleach and you'll be good to go.

It's not easy getting two paracetamol up your japseye though "

Dettol and a bottle brush will do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a friend? Yeah right that bombshell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Green discharge?

Burns when you piss?

You been sticking it in a dirty Miss?

Syphalis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Umbrella?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does it mean when there's a green smelly puss coming out you're little fella. It's thick and absolutely stinks

Asking for a friend"

Very worrying ....I suggest amputation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Round of applause?

CLAP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Round of applause?

CLAP"

https://youtu.be/MN4Es-MY9O4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does it mean when there's a green smelly puss coming out you're little fella. It's thick and absolutely stinks

Asking for a friend"

It would make a good dick pic. In glorious technicolor

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city


"What does it mean when there's a green smelly puss coming out you're little fella. It's thick and absolutely stinks

Asking for a friend"

If it's for a friend why have you smelled it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think some people need to accompany my friend to the doctors and get their bone checked out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does it mean when there's a green smelly puss coming out you're little fella. It's thick and absolutely stinks

Asking for a friend

If it's for a friend why have you smelled it "

Dam did you not do the sniff test before the bro job?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this was a thread about poo. I always get it wrong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

means a trip to the clinic asap

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By *rmrseptemberCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge


"What does it mean when there's a green smelly puss coming out you're little fella. It's thick and absolutely stinks

Asking for a friend

If it's for a friend why have you smelled it "

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By *rmrseptemberCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge

It means everyone's gonna block you. Yes, now go and get it checked out, don't forget to take your friend for moral support

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales


"What does it mean when there's a green smelly puss coming out you're little fella. It's thick and absolutely stinks

Asking for a friend"

It means you've woken up in a bad dream but still asleep, surrounded by.... small people, all pissed off cos they've been made redundant from Willy Wonkers Chocolate Factory!

The smell... Remember last night whend you got home pissed and said "cook my sock"?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It means everyone's gonna block you. Yes, now go and get it checked out, don't forget to take your friend for moral support"

If people didn't realise this is a joke then they can block me all they want

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

A couple of fisherman's friends inserted will sort it. Get more in as needed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A couple of fisherman's friends inserted will sort it. Get more in as needed."

That sounds more pain full than the puss

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

Google blue waffle and then diagnose from there.. if you did then that's why it's green and leaky.. if you didn't then run to tesos and but some cocktail umbrella's that should help pull it all out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It means everyone's gonna block you. Yes, now go and get it checked out, don't forget to take your friend for moral support

If people didn't realise this is a joke then they can block me all they want "

He's saying that now but last time he jerked off it was red white and green.

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

yikes

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

flush it out with bleach lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does it mean when there's a green smelly puss coming out you're little fella. It's thick and absolutely stinks

Asking for a friend"

Your friend is a lucky guy... Essentially this fluid smells bad to chaps but it's catnip to ladies.

I understand I raises performance too.

He would get himself to a club and some serious pounding done.

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

If he hasn't encountered any poltergiest activity recently , it's got to be an Alien is using him as a host body to impregnate earth men and women and squid.

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