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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Morning lovelies!

Kettles boiling and the bacon is cooking.. can you smell it?

What we all having?

Snuggles in bed with me and the pup are an optional extra too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm bacon

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

don't start the breakfast yet- I am still trying to get to sleep!!

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

Morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning

Morning!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"don't start the breakfast yet- I am still trying to get to sleep!!

Dont worry i'll pop some to one side for you

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Morning Scarlett. Morning all.

Tempting us in with the smell of bacon

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"don't start the breakfast yet- I am still trying to get to sleep!!

Dont worry i'll pop some to one side for you "

brunch

love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning Scarlett. Morning all.

Tempting us in with the smell of bacon

No-one can resist bacon... well vegetarians may resist to eat but the smell... oh god that wakes me better than any alarm clock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee 2 please . And a couple of slices of toast . Oh go on then .stick some bacon on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee 2 please . And a couple of slices of toast . Oh go on then .stick some bacon on it

Milk??

My bacon brings all the boys (and ladies) to the yard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee 2 please . And a couple of slices of toast . Oh go on then .stick some bacon on it

Milk??

My bacon brings all the boys (and ladies) to the yard

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Yes please . X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee 2 please . And a couple of slices of toast . Oh go on then .stick some bacon on it

Milk??

My bacon brings all the boys (and ladies) to the yard

Yes please . X"

Coming right up!! Btw all in wearing is a little apron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee 2 please . And a couple of slices of toast . Oh go on then .stick some bacon on it

Milk??

My bacon brings all the boys (and ladies) to the yard

Yes please . X

Coming right up!! Btw all in wearing is a little apron

x "
nice one . I don't get that in my local cafe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee 2 please . And a couple of slices of toast . Oh go on then .stick some bacon on it

Milk??

My bacon brings all the boys (and ladies) to the yard

Yes please . X

Coming right up!! Btw all in wearing is a little apron

x nice one . I don't get that in my local cafe

It would be a popular cafe if it did! Id be accidently 'sitting' in the laps of good looking customers x

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Having Tea now Scarlett have you any bacon to spare xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee 2 please . And a couple of slices of toast . Oh go on then .stick some bacon on it

Milk??

My bacon brings all the boys (and ladies) to the yard

Yes please . X

Coming right up!! Btw all in wearing is a little apron

x nice one . I don't get that in my local cafe

It would be a popular cafe if it did! Id be accidently 'sitting' in the laps of good looking customers x"
That's me fucked then ( or not as the case may be ) x

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Comes in all sleepy in a Winnie the pooh nightshirt the smell of bacon and coffee worked me xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Comes in all sleepy in a Winnie the pooh nightshirt the smell of bacon and coffee worked me xx"
or was it my aftershave

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Comes in all sleepy in a Winnie the pooh nightshirt the smell of bacon and coffee worked me xx or was it my aftershave

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snuggles up to sexy toshie lays head on chest mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Comes in all sleepy in a Winnie the pooh nightshirt the smell of bacon and coffee worked me xx or was it my aftershave

snuggles up to sexy toshie lays head on chest mmmm"
see . I said it was my aftershave

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Having Tea now Scarlett have you any bacon to spare xx

I live by a pig farm there's plenty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Comes in all sleepy in a Winnie the pooh nightshirt the smell of bacon and coffee worked me xx"

How adorable.. careful of tosh's aftershave its eau de chloroform

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having Tea now Scarlett have you any bacon to spare xx

I live by a pig farm there's plenty

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Slap it's arse and send it through . I'm starving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Comes in all sleepy in a Winnie the pooh nightshirt the smell of bacon and coffee worked me xx

How adorable.. careful of tosh's aftershave its eau de chloroform

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Grass

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Comes in all sleepy in a Winnie the pooh nightshirt the smell of bacon and coffee worked me xx or was it my aftershave

snuggles up to sexy toshie lays head on chest mmmm see . I said it was my aftershave

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and the hairy chest and your sex appeal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Comes in all sleepy in a Winnie the pooh nightshirt the smell of bacon and coffee worked me xx or was it my aftershave

snuggles up to sexy toshie lays head on chest mmmm see . I said it was my aftershave

and the hairy chest and your sex appeal "
Oh yeah . That too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Having Tea now Scarlett have you any bacon to spare xx

I live by a pig farm there's plenty

Slap it's arse and send it through . I'm starving

Haha dont worry good supply here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Comes in all sleepy in a Winnie the pooh nightshirt the smell of bacon and coffee worked me xx

How adorable.. careful of tosh's aftershave its eau de chloroform

Grass

Oops was i not meant to tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning !!!!!!! It's still the middle of the night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning !!!!!!! It's still the middle of the night. "

Pretty sure its 4.46 AM so its morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big glass of ice cold milk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A big glass of ice cold milk. "

Try some of the jersey gold its bloody gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning, not sure we get it up here, but I'll have a look next time. Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning, not sure we get it up here, but I'll have a look next time. Thanks. "

Its sold in asda, tesco, waitrose etc! Sometimes called grahams jersey milk, usually on the shelf with the smaller size bottles and goats milk etc!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh right, maybe we do have it up here then. You'll have to excuse my ignorance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Scarlett, a cup of tea and early morning snuggles would be great x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning Scarlett et al

coffe sounds amazing if you still have some left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning lovelies!

Kettles boiling and the bacon is cooking.. can you smell it?

What we all having?

Snuggles in bed with me and the pup are an optional extra too

you had me at snuggles xxx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I would kill for a bacon roll, unfortunately I'm nil by mouth and waiting on a transfer to another hospital for surgery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning Scarlett. Good morning everyone

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Morning. Where's the tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snuggles. I'll take snuggles.....and a snog. Op.

Good morning and have a fab day everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would kill for a bacon roll, unfortunately I'm nil by mouth and waiting on a transfer to another hospital for surgery

Oh no

wishing you the best of whatever you need

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By *exmanMan
over a year ago

Stainforth

"Morning Scarlett, a cup of tea and early morning snuggles would be great x"

Black coffee but im near enough to provide you with a lovely snuggle x

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By *exmanMan
over a year ago

Stainforth

Morning all I like black coffee no sugar but I'm in South Yorkshire thinking about going out for breakfast anyone like to join me xx

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Morning everyone

I've been burning the midnight oil making a cake, buns, cake pops, macaroons and chocolate covered strawberries, so I'm glad to hear someone's got breaky on

One large black coffee, one sugar and a nice butty with some HP sauce one, please

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By *exmanMan
over a year ago

Stainforth

Hi sounds nice x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuppa tea and bacon sandwich please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like I'm making my own cup of tea and coming back to bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all.

Long day of travelling ahead, London bound to pick up my number for the marathon on sunday.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Morning Angel, morning all. We've both been offered new jobs this week so will be celebrating tomorrow! Jack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Morning Angel, morning all. We've both been offered new jobs this week so will be celebrating tomorrow! Jack"

Congrats enjoy the celebrations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning scarlet and all, a cup of tea would be wonderful, milk no sugar please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all.

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By *iss InnocenceWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

Morning

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

"Looks like I'm making my own cup of tea and coming back to bed!

Make one for me and I'll join you

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By *aucycouple85Couple
over a year ago

Coalville

mmmmmmmmm bacooonnnnnnnnnn........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G'morning OP. Morning luvverly Fab folk. The coffee pot is nearly ready here. I hope everyones Friday is a good one

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Good morning all.

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By *AA123Couple
over a year ago

Lichfield

Mmmm Bacon.....

Morning everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning Angel, morning all. We've both been offered new jobs this week so will be celebrating tomorrow! Jack"

That's great news, well done.

Morning OP, morning all.

Sarah

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Morning Angel

Morning fab folk, what a delightfully short week it has been

Coffee in hand and tunes on.

Happy Friday

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By *exmanMan
over a year ago

Stainforth

Coffee made in thermal mug about to get in the hot tub then out for breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bore da scarlet

Good morning chums

Time for a pre walk cuppa

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Just water & a snuggle please. Fasting blood test later.

Will come back for the rest...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning Angel

Morning fab folk, what a delightfully short week it has been

Coffee in hand and tunes on.

Happy Friday

Happy Friday indeed Honey

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Morning Angel

Morning fab folk, what a delightfully short week it has been

Coffee in hand and tunes on.

Happy Friday

Happy Friday indeed Honey

Oh yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all

Chocolate hoops and coffee. Breakfast of...someone who's a bit tired and can't be arsed thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd give owt for someone to bring me coffee and bacon to my bed!

Ruby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all

Chocolate hoops and coffee. Breakfast of...someone who's a bit tired and can't be arsed thinking

I think I have been on here too long now... I couldn't read that without sniggering

*sighs and facepalms*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Continental breakfast and a day at sea for me

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Morning all

Chocolate hoops and coffee. Breakfast of...someone who's a bit tired and can't be arsed thinking

I think I have been on here too long now... I couldn't read that without sniggering

*sighs and facepalms*

Stop it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all

Chocolate hoops and coffee. Breakfast of...someone who's a bit tired and can't be arsed thinking

I think I have been on here too long now... I couldn't read that without sniggering

*sighs and facepalms*

Child

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"Morning Angel, morning all. We've both been offered new jobs this week so will be celebrating tomorrow! Jack

Congrats enjoy the celebrations "

Thank you very much.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"Morning Angel, morning all. We've both been offered new jobs this week so will be celebrating tomorrow! Jack

That's great news, well done.

Morning OP, morning all.

Sarah "

Thank you Sarah. Holiday in a few weeks and something to look forward to when we get back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning!

Donuts for breakfast

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Morning!

Donuts for breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go moning shaggers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry I fell asleep.. ive caught up on brekkie orders and the bed is rather full right now so whoever has their elbow in my kidney move it down a bit

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By *unnyman300Man
over a year ago

bridgwater

Happy Friday people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Delivery is late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really need some bacon!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Delivery is late

No you have to come collect silly how else do you get in my bed!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I really need some bacon! "

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Delivery is late

No you have to come collect silly how else do you get in my bed! "

What bread is going with my bacon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if this is the morning thread - then morning all - im waiting for my daughter to arrive we are going to have egg and soldiers together - been a fave with her since she was teeny shes now 23 haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Delivery is late

No you have to come collect silly how else do you get in my bed!

What bread is going with my bacon?"

Ive got every bread going just pick one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"if this is the morning thread - then morning all - im waiting for my daughter to arrive we are going to have egg and soldiers together - been a fave with her since she was teeny shes now 23 haha"

It is indeedy!

Aw thats adorable and now i want egg with dippy soldiers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if this is the morning thread - then morning all - im waiting for my daughter to arrive we are going to have egg and soldiers together - been a fave with her since she was teeny shes now 23 haha

It is indeedy!

Aw thats adorable and now i want egg with dippy soldiers "

youe welcome to join in with us

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over a year ago

"if this is the morning thread - then morning all - im waiting for my daughter to arrive we are going to have egg and soldiers together - been a fave with her since she was teeny shes now 23 haha

It is indeedy!

Aw thats adorable and now i want egg with dippy soldiers

youe welcome to join in with us "

Im going to persuade my dad to make mine.. they only taste good when someone else does them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if this is the morning thread - then morning all - im waiting for my daughter to arrive we are going to have egg and soldiers together - been a fave with her since she was teeny shes now 23 haha

It is indeedy!

Aw thats adorable and now i want egg with dippy soldiers

youe welcome to join in with us

Im going to persuade my dad to make mine.. they only taste good when someone else does them

she says that too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"if this is the morning thread - then morning all - im waiting for my daughter to arrive we are going to have egg and soldiers together - been a fave with her since she was teeny shes now 23 haha

It is indeedy!

Aw thats adorable and now i want egg with dippy soldiers

youe welcome to join in with us

Im going to persuade my dad to make mine.. they only taste good when someone else does them

she says that too

She speaks the truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Delivery is late

No you have to come collect silly how else do you get in my bed!

What bread is going with my bacon?

Ive got every bread going just pick one "

Tiger baby

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Delivery is late

No you have to come collect silly how else do you get in my bed!

What bread is going with my bacon?

Ive got every bread going just pick one

Tiger baby

Roar!!!!!!! Tigered on up now get in my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well how can I resist such an offer. Budge up. Should I finish the bacon roll first. Not sure you want crumbs in the bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well how can I resist such an offer. Budge up. Should I finish the bacon roll first. Not sure you want crumbs in the bed"

Just eat it off me you lick up the crumbs then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still in bed, fancy joining me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still in bed, fancy joining me?

Got room for two?

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Have i missed the bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well how can I resist such an offer. Budge up. Should I finish the bacon roll first. Not sure you want crumbs in the bed

Just eat it off me you lick up the crumbs then"
Well you look pretty tasty. Hope I don't bite

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Just water & a snuggle please. Fasting blood test later.

Will come back for the rest...

Blood test done.

Had a treat of a Full English afterwards. Was proper lush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

daughter on her way - see you all later - my belly is rumbling

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm still in bed, fancy joining me?

Yes but im not wearing any pjs is that ok?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well how can I resist such an offer. Budge up. Should I finish the bacon roll first. Not sure you want crumbs in the bed

Just eat it off me you lick up the crumbs then Well you look pretty tasty. Hope I don't bite

Be good haha just lick

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"I'm still in bed, fancy joining me?

Yes but im not wearing any pjs is that ok? "

Shuffle over, i have snacks and snuggles

Boo x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm still in bed, fancy joining me?

Yes but im not wearing any pjs is that ok?

Shuffle over, i have snacks and snuggles

Boo x"

Snacks you say??? Ooooh get in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning lovelies!

Kettles boiling and the bacon is cooking.. can you smell it?

What we all having?

Snuggles in bed with me and the pup are an optional extra too

Ah. I love mornings when I've not to get up for anything. Mini me jumps im, pooch, we have our own hug in til she tells me she's bored x

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