FabSwingers.com forum: First thing you do after sex?

By *aptain V OP Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

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By *llNatural36FWoman
over a year ago

Denbighshire

Kick them out of course

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Big mug of Yorkshire Tea!!!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Catch my breath, look over at him and smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wake her up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make her cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell her how much I love her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a cuddle then have a wee

H x

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By *avid_C78Man
over a year ago

Fife

Cuddle in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hand over the cash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roll away for a tactical snooze.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Grin

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Sigh blissfully and pull them in for a kiss

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Wipe ma cock on the curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss and cuddle x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finish myself off

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By *wentMan
over a year ago

blackpool

"Kiss and cuddle x "
brush my teeth.

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

I fall asleep in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ask for the 5k she owes for my services

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call the wife tell her what fun I had.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Snuggles and sleep, unless it's obvious there's more to be done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reach for the pair of boxers by the side of the bed and mop myself down, flick the lid back on the baby oil bottle before switching off the mobile and then read a bit before going to sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopefully smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look for snacks / food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look for snacks / food

If she was any good she'd have prepared you a sandwich beforehand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big mug of Yorkshire Tea!!! "

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"Finish myself off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wipe the cock on the sheet

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

Ask how she got in my house and what her name is....!

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

Have a rest and start again lol

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"ask for the 5k she owes for my services

You're that good?!?!

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Swallow...its rude to spit

Boo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ask for the 5k she owes for my services

You're that good?!?!

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woukd you like to find out ? 1st 1s free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Explain that I put a pin through the condom.. 'I JUST WANT YOU TO LOVE ME!!'

Anyone for a meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dispose of the body

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

Eat,drink then repeat

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By *ve 66Woman
over a year ago

Blackwood

Have a wee, clean myself up and back for seconds.. DING DING

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dispose of the body

That is a joke before anyone goes off on one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wipe ma cock on the curtains

^^^^this

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester

I get the munchies no idea why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Explain that I put a pin through the condom.. 'I JUST WANT YOU TO LOVE ME!!'

Anyone for a meet?

Sure by now all the little fellas will be too slow to do the necessary.... erm, okay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make that noise like when you've eaten a really good meal and then go in for a high five...

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"ask for the 5k she owes for my services

You're that good?!?!

woukd you like to find out ? 1st 1s free

Wow how generous are you?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wake up and realise it was all a dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change the sheets, she's a squirter

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Dispose of the body

That is a joke before anyone goes off on one

Shame as I share the same dark humour! A bit like the cure for snoring is to put a pillow over his face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lay In a very happy, deliriously yummy state having cuddles then go for a pee and clean up

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

I'm usually in a club so see if anyone else around us is still fucking and if not, return to the bar or hot tub.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Update Fab of course. While I'm still inside them. Find the last 'when did you have sex' thread and get all smug faced

I very rarely have sex. I wonder why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dispose of the body

That is a joke before anyone goes off on one

Shame as I share the same dark humour! A bit like the cure for snoring is to put a pillow over his face

Or her face! doctor prescribed sleeping pills for my lack of sleep but I'm not sure, wouldn't they show up in the autopsy?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Update Fab of course. While I'm still inside them. Find the last 'when did you have sex' thread and get all smug faced

I very rarely have sex. I wonder why?

I don't know why. I'd be chuffed if someone posted they had fucked me whilst going flaccid inside me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at her smiling then high 5 myself and say job well done ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dispose of the body

That is a joke before anyone goes off on one

Shame as I share the same dark humour! A bit like the cure for snoring is to put a pillow over his face

Or sit on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Update Fab of course. While I'm still inside them. Find the last 'when did you have sex' thread and get all smug faced

I very rarely have sex. I wonder why?

I don't know why. I'd be chuffed if someone posted they had fucked me whilst going flaccid inside me."

Don't make me propose

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Update Fab of course. While I'm still inside them. Find the last 'when did you have sex' thread and get all smug faced

I very rarely have sex. I wonder why?

I don't know why. I'd be chuffed if someone posted they had fucked me whilst going flaccid inside me.

Don't make me propose

I'll accept a proposal of intent to do the aforementioned.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Ask when they are going to actually penetrate me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask when they are going to actually penetrate me.

That was one time, I was too excited sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wash my curtains

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Ask when they are going to actually penetrate me.

That was one time, I was too excited sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Update Fab of course. While I'm still inside them. Find the last 'when did you have sex' thread and get all smug faced

I very rarely have sex. I wonder why?

I don't know why. I'd be chuffed if someone posted they had fucked me whilst going flaccid inside me.

Don't make me propose

I'll accept a proposal of intent to do the aforementioned.

Meli

I've been thinking this over and I think it is the right time to do this. It's a big step but I think we are ready.

Would you

No don't laugh

Would you, let me update Fab while my willy goes soft inside you?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Tell him/her to get their knickers on and make me a cup of tea. Doesn't everyone insist on that?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Meli

I've been thinking this over and I think it is the right time to do this. It's a big step but I think we are ready.

Would you

No don't laugh

Would you, let me update Fab while my willy goes soft inside you? "

They are tears of happiness, don't worry! Yes, yes and yes. It's all I ever wanted. We need to arrange a day for this to happen. Or evening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meli

I've been thinking this over and I think it is the right time to do this. It's a big step but I think we are ready.

Would you

No don't laugh

Would you, let me update Fab while my willy goes soft inside you?

They are tears of happiness, don't worry! Yes, yes and yes. It's all I ever wanted. We need to arrange a day for this to happen. Or evening. "

Yes we must. Now I've proposed and you've accepted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Round 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lay still, so the spunk doesn't drip onto my hair, and ask for tissue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wash my curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Update Fab of course. While I'm still inside them. Find the last 'when did you have sex' thread and get all smug faced "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kick them out of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start again...

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

Investigate a chance of a repeat performance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I say "yabba dabba doooooo" doesnt everyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Investigate a chance of a repeat performance"

I throw out hints.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sneeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr: Fall into a very deep and satisfying sleep safe in the knowledge that I have just made my lovely wife's earth move and taken her to the edge of sexual heaven

Mrs: Waits for Mr to fall asleep and gets the vibrator out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Investigate a chance of a repeat performance

I throw out hints."

I don't need hints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wipe my cock on her ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High five to celebrate our brilliance

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Combine a "Back of the net!" with a fist pump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have more sex

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By *rueone71Man
over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes

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By *rueone71Man
over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes

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Kiss n cuddle to keep her ready for next round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ral ExtraordinaireMan
over a year ago

Kent

Go for a piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get ready to do it again.

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

Close the casket and run out of the funeral before the priest can stop me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends who it is with!

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

Check the condom is ok

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

I really have to insist on no gratuities

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

Have cuddle.then I go for wee clean up.mr go put pj on go for fag and drink then we grab munchie .mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss ...then go for a wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burn the ski mask gloves and hazmat suit I was wearing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"High five to celebrate our brilliance"

This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More sex yay... fist bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pay up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask her if she's ready to go again yet

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By *uyfromchiMan
over a year ago

CHICHESTER

Do it again

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By *annyT1966Man
over a year ago

Derwentside

Go home to the wife...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a kiss and cuddle then go for a wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Self flagellation and go to confession

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Close the casket and run out of the funeral before the priest can stop me"

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

Run down the street cheering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i am at someones house, once i feel like i can walk i tend to feel the need to leave. I am always really aware of over staying my welcome so i go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wipe my nob on the curtains, haha sorry. had to be said

Adam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check my wallet is still there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bury them under the patio?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Wee,drink,chat,show them the door...

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Shut her legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weep....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let the gas out of my colon

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Get ready to go again..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ask for the 5p she owes for my services

FTFY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With the way most guys on fab are id probably get up very disappointed, get dressed and leave whilst blocking them before id even got down the drive!

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Usually reach for a towel to put over the cum soaked sheets

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