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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This thread is for those who don't feel that they fit into the (seemingly) most fetishes categories, so if you're not a BBW, a BBC, a hot unicorn, a MILF, a GILF or any other stereotypes you can think of, then hop on.

This thread is also open to entirely average 27 year old size 12-14 ladies with small boobs and a bit of spare fat everywhere else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is also open to entirely average 27 year old size 12-14 ladies with small boobs and a bit of spare fat everywhere else. "

I'm an entirely average 28 year old size 10-12 lady with small boobs and a bit of spare fat. Close enough?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is for those who don't feel that they fit into the (seemingly) most fetishes categories, so if you're not a BBW, a BBC, a hot unicorn, a MILF, a GILF or any other stereotypes you can think of, then hop on.

This thread is also open to entirely average 27 year old size 12-14 ladies with small boobs and a bit of spare fat everywhere else. "

That's some coincidence, we've been looking for an entirely average 27 year old size 12-14 lady with small boobs and a bit of spare fat everywhere else.

What are the odds of one dropping in our lap like that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This thread is also open to entirely average 27 year old size 12-14 ladies with small boobs and a bit of spare fat everywhere else.

I'm an entirely average 28 year old size 10-12 lady with small boobs and a bit of spare fat. Close enough? "

That'll do, but I think a lot of people will disagree with you on the entirely average bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This thread is for those who don't feel that they fit into the (seemingly) most fetishes categories, so if you're not a BBW, a BBC, a hot unicorn, a MILF, a GILF or any other stereotypes you can think of, then hop on.

This thread is also open to entirely average 27 year old size 12-14 ladies with small boobs and a bit of spare fat everywhere else.

That's some coincidence, we've been looking for an entirely average 27 year old size 12-14 lady with small boobs and a bit of spare fat everywhere else.

What are the odds of one dropping in our lap like that? "

Shocked at the coincidence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about a size 16 24 year old with spare tyres?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room for a middle aged man with a tights fetish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about a size 16 24 year old with spare tyres? "

(And small boobs)

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I'll join this

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By *onnyJohnMan
over a year ago

Doncaster

Is this open to everyone as I like a little bit of most things but not too much of one thing .... fecking hell! Confusing myself now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm entirely average, in pretty much every average way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fat, I'm not a bbw so I can join too

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

Distinctly average are my middle names.

I do make an excellent coffee though

AJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too small for bbw, too tall for petite, average boobs

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Are the slightly insane allowed in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im an entirely average 26 year old guy except im 6ft 6 and a spare bit of tyre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why has no one mentioned back fat, yet? No one warned me about it, yet there it is.

Bane of my life. Sexy undies never look sexy with bra overhang.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'm normal just over 6ft, 34 inch waist 44inch chest just normal size

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

I hate being called a MILF with a vengeance, or any other age related stereotype , and am completely average so fit in here.

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire


"Why has no one mentioned back fat, yet? No one warned me about it, yet there it is.

Bane of my life. Sexy undies never look sexy with bra overhang.

"

Or you are seeing something no-one else would

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Why has no one mentioned back fat, yet? No one warned me about it, yet there it is.

Bane of my life. Sexy undies never look sexy with bra overhang.

"

Oh back fat, ruined many a slinky look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure if I belong here or not.

Is awesome a category?

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo


"Why has no one mentioned back fat, yet? No one warned me about it, yet there it is.

Bane of my life. Sexy undies never look sexy with bra overhang.

Oh back fat, ruined many a slinky look "

It's either sexy bra and back fat, or no bra and distinctly unsexy tit tape if you want to go slinky. Not sure which is worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why has no one mentioned back fat, yet? No one warned me about it, yet there it is.

Bane of my life. Sexy undies never look sexy with bra overhang.

Or you are seeing something no-one else would "

They do if I turn around! Someone develop a back-fat corset, please?

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By *uxom _edCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Boobs, belly, bum not 'big' enough to be bbw or small enough to be slim.

Yes I'm a mum but not a milf.

And middle aged.

Room for me?

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By *oi_LucyCouple
over a year ago

Barbados


"Why has no one mentioned back fat, yet? No one warned me about it, yet there it is.

Bane of my life. Sexy undies never look sexy with bra overhang.

Or you are seeing something no-one else would

They do if I turn around! Someone develop a back-fat corset, please?"

Where would the fat then squeeze out? Lol most time I've seen back fat on corsets is just due to women choosing bad fitting ones or not doing them up properly!

-Matt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm different to everyone, I'm not even the same as myself sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there such thing as a dilf if the bloke is a single dad just asking

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Why has no one mentioned back fat, yet? No one warned me about it, yet there it is.

Bane of my life. Sexy undies never look sexy with bra overhang.

Oh back fat, ruined many a slinky look

It's either sexy bra and back fat, or no bra and distinctly unsexy tit tape if you want to go slinky. Not sure which is worse "

Ouch tit tape and have you tried those nipple things?

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo


"Why has no one mentioned back fat, yet? No one warned me about it, yet there it is.

Bane of my life. Sexy undies never look sexy with bra overhang.

Oh back fat, ruined many a slinky look

It's either sexy bra and back fat, or no bra and distinctly unsexy tit tape if you want to go slinky. Not sure which is worse

Ouch tit tape and have you tried those nipple things? "

Eek no, they might get stuck on my piercings

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Why has no one mentioned back fat, yet? No one warned me about it, yet there it is.

Bane of my life. Sexy undies never look sexy with bra overhang.

Oh back fat, ruined many a slinky look

It's either sexy bra and back fat, or no bra and distinctly unsexy tit tape if you want to go slinky. Not sure which is worse

Ouch tit tape and have you tried those nipple things?

Eek no, they might get stuck on my piercings "

Ahhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fem

36dd

SIZE 12/14

5ft Tall

Male

54inch chest

42 waist

5ft9"

6inch uncut

Do we count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a bunch of miserable gits

Everyone has their good n bad bits and really, who wants pigeon holing anyway?!

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

I am what I am.

(Said Gloria).

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By *ere2pleasureUMan
over a year ago

Kington

I have a fetish but not sure I can talk about it...

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"This thread is for those who don't feel that they fit into the (seemingly) most fetishes categories, so if you're not a BBW, a BBC, a hot unicorn, a MILF, a GILF or any other stereotypes you can think of, then hop on.

This thread is also open to entirely average 27 year old size 12-14 ladies with small boobs and a bit of spare fat everywhere else. "

Not a BBW, a BBC, a MILF, a GILF and at 40, a size 14 and with discernible podge and gravity issues, not a hot unicorn. So unless someone has a fetish for average middle aged women I think I am eligible to hop on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is for those who don't feel that they fit into the (seemingly) most fetishes categories, so if you're not a BBW, a BBC, a hot unicorn, a MILF, a GILF or any other stereotypes you can think of, then hop on.

This thread is also open to entirely average 27 year old size 12-14 ladies with small boobs and a bit of spare fat everywhere else.

Not a BBW, a BBC, a MILF, a GILF and at 40, a size 14 and with discernible podge and gravity issues, not a hot unicorn. So unless someone has a fetish for average middle aged women I think I am eligible to hop on."

I think I might lol

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By *ere2pleasureUMan
over a year ago

Kington


"This thread is for those who don't feel that they fit into the (seemingly) most fetishes categories, so if you're not a BBW, a BBC, a hot unicorn, a MILF, a GILF or any other stereotypes you can think of, then hop on.

This thread is also open to entirely average 27 year old size 12-14 ladies with small boobs and a bit of spare fat everywhere else.

Not a BBW, a BBC, a MILF, a GILF and at 40, a size 14 and with discernible podge and gravity issues, not a hot unicorn. So unless someone has a fetish for average middle aged women I think I am eligible to hop on."

Wow. Such great pics on profile.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AMAW

Average Middle-Aged Women!

Not sure it's the new 'MILF', but I certainly qualify, too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"AMAW

Average Middle-Aged Women!

Not sure it's the new 'MILF', but I certainly qualify, too!"

There's is NOTHING average about you!!! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As the Headless Suit I don't fit into any sort of normality on here.

So I guess I belong in this thread. Thank you OP ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can anyone here tell me the directions to the Milf thread please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The irony here Yvaine is that there are similarly beautiful self-decla_ed 'average' women in this thread, thus creating a new group (unfetish?), that I now realise I have a fetish for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"AMAW

Average Middle-Aged Women!

Not sure it's the new 'MILF', but I certainly qualify, too!"

Good to see you back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why has no one mentioned back fat, yet? No one warned me about it, yet there it is.

Bane of my life. Sexy undies never look sexy with bra overhang.

"

Profile pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is for those who don't feel that they fit into the (seemingly) most fetishes categories, so if you're not a BBW, a BBC, a hot unicorn, a MILF, a GILF or any other stereotypes you can think of, then hop on.

This thread is also open to entirely average 27 year old size 12-14 ladies with small boobs and a bit of spare fat everywhere else.

Not a BBW, a BBC, a MILF, a GILF and at 40, a size 14 and with discernible podge and gravity issues, not a hot unicorn. So unless someone has a fetish for average middle aged women I think I am eligible to hop on."

Looks delicious to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

O.F.F here , yep old fat fart

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I float around a bit, only small bosomed, not a seasoned cougar and vary my size 8-12.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any POILF around ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like I'm the perfect person for this thread

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

I'm a BBW and hate it does that count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

27 years old, ever growing biceps but still carries a tiny little mummy pouch complete with stretchmarks pretty much everywhere. Very much dislike my love handles but love my boobs.

I have bits that wobble and bits that are muscular ha ha. I am a mummy but too young for the milf title.

I have no idea where I belong but I know I belong on fab.

Eve. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"27 years old, ever growing biceps but still carries a tiny little mummy pouch complete with stretchmarks pretty much everywhere. Very much dislike my love handles but love my boobs.

I have bits that wobble and bits that are muscular ha ha. I am a mummy but too young for the milf title.

I have no idea where I belong but I know I belong on fab.

Eve. X"

Eve you probably belong on most men's dream list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I fit any of the cliche genres here... unless anyone thinks different??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't fit into any fetish,stereotype or category.Proper unique oddball me

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle


"This thread is for those who don't feel that they fit into the (seemingly) most fetishes categories, so if you're not a BBW, a BBC, a hot unicorn, a MILF, a GILF or any other stereotypes you can think of, then hop on.

This thread is also open to entirely average 27 year old size 12-14 ladies with small boobs and a bit of spare fat everywhere else. "

Great thread OP. If changing your 27 to a 57 is acceptable then I'd love to hop on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Irritating need to pun and stalk? I do. I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Irritating need to pun and stalk? I do. I'm in. "

I love a good pun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Irritating need to pun and stalk? I do. I'm in.

I love a good pun "

Adds to stalking prey list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bang average 27 year old without a muscular physique, and not much going for him in the facial region?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty normal here I think, not BBW, BBC or anything like that, just a normal couple

H x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Irritating need to pun and stalk? I do. I'm in.

I love a good pun

Adds to stalking prey list."

Ooohh,I've never been stalked before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great idea for a thread. I am an average gentleman with a wild side. Seems like a fine fit to this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a BBW and hate it does that count"

You don't have to fit into any label anyone tries to give you. You're just you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Irritating need to pun and stalk? I do. I'm in.

I love a good pun

Adds to stalking prey list.

Ooohh,I've never been stalked before "

It's terrifying. Just saying. And don't say I didn't warn you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm liking the sound of this...

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham


"Why has no one mentioned back fat, yet? No one warned me about it, yet there it is.

Bane of my life. Sexy undies never look sexy with bra overhang.

"

Be-have. I bet there isn't an ounce on you that shouldn't be there. Pretty much perfect.

Jon

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

I'm in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unless anyone started fetishizing ginger people without telling me. Then I'm fairly normal.

Going by some of the posters in this thread i think i might have a thing for the 'unfetishable' ladies.

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

Any of you girls got a fetish for tall/skinny and/or long hair?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"27 years old, ever growing biceps but still carries a tiny little mummy pouch complete with stretchmarks pretty much everywhere. Very much dislike my love handles but love my boobs.

I have bits that wobble and bits that are muscular ha ha. I am a mummy but too young for the milf title.

I have no idea where I belong but I know I belong on fab.

Eve. X"

you're how old

have you been lying to me for ten years

Adam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm definitely no one's fetish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an apache attack helicopter!

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