FabSwingers.com forum: A hybrid of 20 Questions and Mastermind

By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Ask away, first 20 questions only, you may get an answer, you may get a pass.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

What am I thinking?

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Robots.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

What am I having for dinner?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

whose going to come and cook my dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is the square root of 700050

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"What am I having for dinner?"

Fig rolls and chocolate spread.

PS the intention was to ask questions abou ME, but carry on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

where are my marbles??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's your specialist subject?

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"What is the square root of 700050"

A lot. More than 800

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"What am I having for dinner?

Fig rolls and chocolate spread.

PS the intention was to ask questions abou ME, but carry on."

You didnt say that though lol

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"whose going to come and cook my dinner"

John McCririck

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"where are my marbles??"

Elgin.

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"What's your specialist subject?"

utter drivel.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Why Mushroom7

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Why Mushroom7"

simply memorable ( honest )

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Robots."

Damn! You're good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"where are my marbles??

Elgin."

Cheers will stop off n pick them up

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"What am I having for dinner?

Fig rolls and chocolate spread.

PS the intention was to ask questions abou ME, but carry on."

oh.

Ok, do you dye your hair or is that your natural colour?

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Robots.

Damn! You're good!

Correct.

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"What am I having for dinner?

Fig rolls and chocolate spread.

PS the intention was to ask questions abou ME, but carry on.

oh.

Ok, do you dye your hair or is that your natural colour?"

100% natural, no dye ever, and if there are any blondey bits, i swear it's not wool.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Why Mushroom7

simply memorable ( honest )"

True, how could we forget you

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Why Mushroom7

simply memorable ( honest )

True, how could we forget you

I'll assume a ?

Easily.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

do you have more than one profile.

your avatar,always looks suspiciously familiar.hmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What size shoe are you Mushy

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"do you have more than one profile.

your avatar,always looks suspiciously familiar.hmmmmmmm

Soz, wasnt paying attention.

Yep, got twins, triplets, seventy three cosuins twice removed, ( one of em forcibly ) and 19 great aunts. Though they really are all balck these days.

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"What size shoe are you Mushy "

Not a 7.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it mushroom cos your a fungi?

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

Why?

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

Why?

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Is it mushroom cos your a fungi?"

Pass.

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Why?"

Fun.

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Why?"

Entertainment.

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

which one is the right answer first or second ?

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

Have you ever wondered how you get triangles from a cow?

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"which one is the right answer first or second ?"

What's the question?

If you desperately need a drink its the first, a more accurate measure of time it's the second.

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Have you ever wondered how you get triangles from a cow?"

No. Tapered end appears first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"whose going to come and cook my dinner"

me karen, i am a chef and in banbury soon , errr not sure if its anywhere near you , lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"whose going to come and cook my dinner

me karen, i am a chef and in banbury soon , errr not sure if its anywhere near you , lol"

Im miles from banbury but i dont mind you travelling lol. Ive just eaten it and burnt the roof of my mouth as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"whose going to come and cook my dinner

me karen, i am a chef and in banbury soon , errr not sure if its anywhere near you , lol

Im miles from banbury but i dont mind you travelling lol. Ive just eaten it and burnt the roof of my mouth as well"

mmm concidering you tick all my little fetish boxes of a perfect woman , i might take you up on that , err if you say so ,

is that enough arse licking karen , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a lets talk about me thread?

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Is this a lets talk about me thread?

No. It's me, not you. Start yer own.

We musta done 20 by now so its your turn, if you want.

It's fun, a game, some played, a lot didn't.

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Is this a lets talk about me thread?

No. It's me, not you. Start yer own.

We musta done 20 by now so its your turn, if you want.

It's fun, a game, some played, a lot didn't.

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

836.689907

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"836.689907"

Near enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Why do cats always jump all over and try to sit on the laps of people that hate cats

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Why do cats always jump all over and try to sit on the laps of people that hate cats

Cos they know we love pussy really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have 20 questions gone?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

hypothetical question.

say for example,you borrowed your mates rug (sheepskin),and you accidentally got a stain on it.

its a coffee stain cough,cough,so no matter how hard you scrub,that stain just wont come out,(hypothetically).

would you,just send it back,stained,and say nothing.

own up,and say you had spilt coffee on it,cough,cough.

or say fuck it,i'm keeping that sheepskin rug.

hypothetically,the answer is,i'm keeping,that hypothetical sheepskin rug.

ffs it's sheepskin.

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Good news Saucy.

I'm pleased to be able to say that I now have six small lambskin rugs leaping around my lounge. Four white and two, erm coffee colured.

Am I correct in thinking that tradition dictates you get first pick?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"hypothetical question.

say for example,you borrowed your mates rug (sheepskin),and you accidentally got a stain on it.

its a coffee stain cough,cough,so no matter how hard you scrub,that stain just wont come out,(hypothetically).

would you,just send it back,stained,and say nothing.

own up,and say you had spilt coffee on it,cough,cough.

or say fuck it,i'm keeping that sheepskin rug.

hypothetically,the answer is,i'm keeping,that hypothetical sheepskin rug.

ffs it's sheepskin.

go get a new sheep and a pair of clippers

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Have 20 questions gone?"

Yes. Thankfully.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

go get a new sheep and a pair of clippers

it's ok,happy days,mushy's breeding them coffee stained colour now.

when i'm with a sheep,it's not shearing i'm thinking about.

although it does start with sh and finish in ing.

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

go get a new sheep and a pair of clippers

it's ok,happy days,mushy's breeding them coffee stained colour now.

when i'm with a sheep,it's not shearing i'm thinking about.

although it does start with sh and finish in ing.

gives a whole new meaning to sheep dip

Settle village fayre, lucky dip £1, for ewe sir

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

go get a new sheep and a pair of clippers

it's ok,happy days,mushy's breeding them coffee stained colour now.

when i'm with a sheep,it's not shearing i'm thinking about.

although it does start with sh and finish in ing.

gives a whole new meaning to sheep dip

Settle village fayre, lucky dip £1, for ewe sir"

ooooo aarrrr.

it's not the dogs,that worry the sheep,around here,i can tell you.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

mushy and saucy.........im getting worried!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"mushy and saucy.........im getting worried!"

so are the sheep.

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"mushy and saucy.........im getting worried!"

It's OK. When he puts the sheepskin rug on, the gaffa tape don't leave marks.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

hahaha@ both of you

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By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

"What is the square root of 700050"

836.6899067157437

Don't yer just gota love a smart arse?

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