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"Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you doing? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And just chat with the other night owls. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Don't be shy, give us a try. But what's ever so slightly different? I'm having an early night. I'm not going to post on this thread again. I'm leaving it all up to you ladies and gentlemen. Smileyface" Oh, so the lunatics are taking over the asylum. | |||
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"Trying to explain The Shining to someone old enough to have seen it " It was funny | |||
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"The men are tired and weak this evening " The struggle is real *yawn* | |||
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"Fuck! Last time this happened Tink and I were running things. I seemed to be press ganged into things easily by women! " Ah yes, I've got a job for you | |||
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"The men are tired and weak this evening " I'm not, I'm squiffy and horny | |||
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"The men are tired and weak this evening The struggle is real *yawn*" I can't say much, I'm bobbing | |||
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"Fuck! Last time this happened Tink and I were running things. I seemed to be press ganged into things easily by women! Ah yes, I've got a job for you " Does it involve spreadsheets | |||
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"Evening all! Just lurking and perving x " Evening you | |||
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"The men are tired and weak this evening I'm not, I'm squiffy and horny " Are you a man? | |||
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"The men are tired and weak this evening I'm not, I'm squiffy and horny " And not a man | |||
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"Fuck! Last time this happened Tink and I were running things. I seemed to be press ganged into things easily by women! " Was that the night she swore?! | |||
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"Fuck! Last time this happened Tink and I were running things. I seemed to be press ganged into things easily by women! Ah yes, I've got a job for you Does it involve spreadsheets " If you want it to | |||
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"The men are tired and weak this evening I'm not, I'm squiffy and horny Are you a man? " I'm off to bed. My pumpkin carriage awaits | |||
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"Evening all! Just lurking and perving x " Evening, lurk and perv away | |||
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"The men are tired and weak this evening I'm not, I'm squiffy and horny Are you a man? I'm off to bed. My pumpkin carriage awaits " It's a bit late, you might want to log a complaint | |||
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"I only popped back to do someone a favour and now I'm getting lured back to the forum..... " Do you take much luring? | |||
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"Fuck! Last time this happened Tink and I were running things. I seemed to be press ganged into things easily by women! Was that the night she swore?! " Cheeky mofo | |||
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"I only popped back to do someone a favour and now I'm getting lured back to the forum..... " Bout fecking time I've missed you | |||
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"What? No Jim. Pfft! " I know!! What is this place coming to? | |||
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"I only popped back to do someone a favour and now I'm getting lured back to the forum..... Do you take much luring? " Errrrr.....no | |||
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"*shuffles in with a mouth full of Easter egg* Ahem. " I love a good mouthful | |||
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"The men are tired from wanking this evening " Dirty buggers aren't they? | |||
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"I only popped back to do someone a favour and now I'm getting lured back to the forum..... Do you take much luring? Errrrr.....no " There is no escape. | |||
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"The men are tired from wanking this evening Dirty buggers aren't they?" Dirty messy buggers. | |||
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"*shuffles in with a mouth full of Easter egg* Ahem. I love a good mouthful " You shock and arouse me. | |||
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"The men are tired and weak this evening I'm not, I'm squiffy and horny Are you a man? " Nope, want pictures to prove? | |||
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"The men are tired and weak this evening I'm not, I'm squiffy and horny And not a man " I'm just so bloody horny | |||
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"*shuffles in with a mouth full of Easter egg* Ahem. I love a good mouthful You shock and arouse me." I think I would like you aroused | |||
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"The men are tired and weak this evening I'm not, I'm squiffy and horny Are you a man? I'm off to bed. My pumpkin carriage awaits " Canny squiffy self join you | |||
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"The men are tired and weak this evening I'm not, I'm squiffy and horny And not a man I'm just so bloody horny " Me soo horny baby | |||
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"The men are tired and weak this evening I'm not, I'm squiffy and horny And not a man I'm just so bloody horny " Snap. And I'm in a hotel and alone Fs | |||
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"The men are tired and weak this evening I'm not, I'm squiffy and horny And not a man I'm just so bloody horny Snap. And I'm in a hotel and alone Fs" At the stroke of midnight | |||
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"*shuffles in with a mouth full of Easter egg* Ahem. I love a good mouthful You shock and arouse me. I think I would like you aroused " I'm delightful while I'm aroused, I kiss a lot and furiously hump things. | |||
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"*shuffles in with a mouth full of Easter egg* Ahem. I love a good mouthful You shock and arouse me. I think I would like you aroused I'm delightful while I'm aroused, I kiss a lot and furiously hump things." Oh me too. I like furious I like gentle too | |||
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"Evening all" Evening | |||
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"*shuffles in with a mouth full of Easter egg* Ahem. I love a good mouthful You shock and arouse me. I think I would like you aroused I'm delightful while I'm aroused, I kiss a lot and furiously hump things. Oh me too. I like furious I like gentle too " Gentle sensual humping? | |||
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"Oh Honey is Jim tonight In time honoured tradition Get your cock out Jim " I tucked it away | |||
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"*shuffles in with a mouth full of Easter egg* Ahem. I love a good mouthful You shock and arouse me. I think I would like you aroused I'm delightful while I'm aroused, I kiss a lot and furiously hump things. Oh me too. I like furious I like gentle too Gentle sensual humping?" Let me lick you up and down 'til you say stop | |||
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"*shuffles in with a mouth full of Easter egg* Ahem. I love a good mouthful You shock and arouse me. I think I would like you aroused I'm delightful while I'm aroused, I kiss a lot and furiously hump things. Oh me too. I like furious I like gentle too Gentle sensual humping? Let me lick you up and down 'til you say stop " Okay Bewbs. | |||
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"Oh Honey is Jim tonight In time honoured tradition Get your cock out Jim I tucked it away " Still looks bigger than Jims | |||
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"The men are tired and weak this evening I'm not, I'm squiffy and horny And not a man I'm just so bloody horny Me soo horny baby " So many miles between us will be overcome at some time | |||
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"*shuffles in with a mouth full of Easter egg* Ahem. I love a good mouthful " I want a mouthful. amongst other things | |||
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"The men are tired and weak this evening I'm not, I'm squiffy and horny Are you a man? Nope, want pictures to prove? " yes please, | |||
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"*shuffles in with a mouth full of Easter egg* Ahem. I love a good mouthful I want a mouthful. amongst other things " I'll just start a teleconference | |||
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"Trying to explain The Shining to someone old enough to have seen it " great film... must see it again not seen it for ages! | |||
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"The men are tired and weak this evening I'm not, I'm squiffy and horny And not a man I'm just so bloody horny Me soo horny baby So many miles between us will be overcome at some time " I like being come over | |||
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"*shuffles in with a mouth full of Easter egg* Ahem. I love a good mouthful I want a mouthful. amongst other things I'll just start a teleconference " | |||
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"Oh Honey is Jim tonight In time honoured tradition Get your cock out Jim I tucked it away Still looks bigger than Jims " I'm a grower | |||
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"Oh Honey is Jim tonight In time honoured tradition Get your cock out Jim I tucked it away Still looks bigger than Jims I'm a grower " Yes. Yes you are | |||
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"Jim come back, I'm killing it " No can do. I broke him. | |||
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"The men are tired and weak this evening I'm not, I'm squiffy and horny And not a man I'm just so bloody horny Me soo horny baby So many miles between us will be overcome at some time I like being come over " Me too sure we could switch | |||
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"Jim come back, I'm killing it No can do. I broke him. " Rightanglejim now? | |||
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"Jim come back, I'm killing it No can do. I broke him. " Top marks | |||
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"Jim come back, I'm killing it No can do. I broke him. Rightanglejim now?" 180 degrees. flaccidjim. | |||
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"Jim come back, I'm killing it No can do. I broke him. Top marks" I just bored him to actual death. | |||
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"Jim come back, I'm killing it No can do. I broke him. Rightanglejim now? 180 degrees. flaccidjim. " Restingjim Waitingtopouncejim Givemeaminutejim | |||
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"If he's having an early night we could just spend the entire thread discussing Little Jim. Just saying." Lil' Jim. I feel he's more urban hip hop. | |||
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"Jim come back, I'm killing it No can do. I broke him. Rightanglejim now? 180 degrees. flaccidjim. Restingjim Waitingtopouncejim Givemeaminutejim" flaccidjim | |||
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"Jim come back, I'm killing it No can do. I broke him. Top marks I just bored him to actual death. " Woah woah woah...death? Will he come back like Jesus though? | |||
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"Jim come back, I'm killing it No can do. I broke him. Rightanglejim now? 180 degrees. flaccidjim. Restingjim Waitingtopouncejim Givemeaminutejim flaccidjim" Everreadyjim | |||
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"Jim come back, I'm killing it No can do. I broke him. Top marks I just bored him to actual death. Woah woah woah...death? Will he come back like Jesus though?" Yes, he will rise again!!' Hallelujah! Praise be! | |||
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"Jim come back, I'm killing it No can do. I broke him. Rightanglejim now? 180 degrees. flaccidjim. Restingjim Waitingtopouncejim Givemeaminutejim flaccidjim Everreadyjim " Debatable | |||
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"Jim come back, I'm killing it No can do. I broke him. Rightanglejim now? 180 degrees. flaccidjim. Restingjim Waitingtopouncejim Givemeaminutejim flaccidjim Everreadyjim Debatable " | |||
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"Jim come back, I'm killing it No can do. I broke him. Rightanglejim now? 180 degrees. flaccidjim. Restingjim Waitingtopouncejim Givemeaminutejim flaccidjim Everreadyjim Debatable " Mass debatable | |||
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"Jim come back, I'm killing it No can do. I broke him. Top marks I just bored him to actual death. Woah woah woah...death? Will he come back like Jesus though? Yes, he will rise again!!' Hallelujah! Praise be!" That's alright then | |||
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"Jim come back, I'm killing it No can do. I broke him. Top marks I just bored him to actual death. Woah woah woah...death? Will he come back like Jesus though? Yes, he will rise again!!' Hallelujah! Praise be! That's alright then" Pass the rum | |||
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"In lieu of Jim, who is erect then?? " Me. One of those nights | |||
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"Jim come back, I'm killing it No can do. I broke him. Rightanglejim now? 180 degrees. flaccidjim. Restingjim Waitingtopouncejim Givemeaminutejim flaccidjim Everreadyjim Debatable Mass debatable " I'll take over.. actually I won't I'll do the same as Jim did | |||
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" Mass debatable I'll take over.. actually I won't I'll do the same as Jim did " Which is? | |||
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"In lieu of Jim, who is erect then?? Me. One of those nights " Excellent. Keep it up! | |||
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"Jim come back, I'm killing it No can do. I broke him. Top marks I just bored him to actual death. Woah woah woah...death? Will he come back like Jesus though? Yes, he will rise again!!' Hallelujah! Praise be! That's alright then Pass the rum " Have a bottle. Now come sit here and I will tell you how to break your toys properly. Them's me moves. | |||
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"In lieu of Jim, who is erect then?? Me. One of those nights Excellent. Keep it up! " I bet I'm not the only one! | |||
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"Jim come back, I'm killing it No can do. I broke him. Top marks I just bored him to actual death. Woah woah woah...death? Will he come back like Jesus though? Yes, he will rise again!!' Hallelujah! Praise be! That's alright then Pass the rum Have a bottle. Now come sit here and I will tell you how to break your toys properly. Them's me moves. " Yes Mac! Teach me. I did it all wrong. | |||
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"In lieu of Jim, who is erect then?? I might be " Was counting on you!! | |||
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" Mass debatable I'll take over.. actually I won't I'll do the same as Jim did Which is? " Going to do an early night | |||
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"In lieu of Jim, who is erect then?? " Sorry, totally flaccid and hung like a hamster here. | |||
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" Mass debatable I'll take over.. actually I won't I'll do the same as Jim did Which is? Going to do an early night " Two men bail on me. Pffft. | |||
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"Jim come back, I'm killing it No can do. I broke him. Top marks I just bored him to actual death. Woah woah woah...death? Will he come back like Jesus though? Yes, he will rise again!!' Hallelujah! Praise be! That's alright then Pass the rum Have a bottle. Now come sit here and I will tell you how to break your toys properly. Them's me moves. Yes Mac! Teach me. I did it all wrong. " Next time I'm in that London I shall definitely enlighten you. | |||
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"Evening all! Just lurking and perving x " I'm doing the same | |||
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"Jim come back, I'm killing it No can do. I broke him. Top marks I just bored him to actual death. Woah woah woah...death? Will he come back like Jesus though? Yes, he will rise again!!' Hallelujah! Praise be! That's alright then Pass the rum Have a bottle. Now come sit here and I will tell you how to break your toys properly. Them's me moves. Yes Mac! Teach me. I did it all wrong. Next time I'm in that London I shall definitely enlighten you. " Hella yeah | |||
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"Evening all! Just lurking and perving x I'm doing the same " Nothing wrong with a perv. I am too | |||
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"In lieu of Jim, who is erect then?? I might be Was counting on you!! " I aim to please | |||
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"Jim come back, I'm killing it No can do. I broke him. Top marks I just bored him to actual death. Woah woah woah...death? Will he come back like Jesus though? Yes, he will rise again!!' Hallelujah! Praise be! That's alright then Pass the rum Have a bottle. Now come sit here and I will tell you how to break your toys properly. Them's me moves. Yes Mac! Teach me. I did it all wrong. Next time I'm in that London I shall definitely enlighten you. Hella yeah " Unfortunately you'd have to meet mi bitches too. They love a fab social. Plus they are really good at breaking stuff too. Top tips aplenty. | |||
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"Jim come back, I'm killing it No can do. I broke him. Top marks I just bored him to actual death. Woah woah woah...death? Will he come back like Jesus though? Yes, he will rise again!!' Hallelujah! Praise be! That's alright then Pass the rum Have a bottle. Now come sit here and I will tell you how to break your toys properly. Them's me moves. Yes Mac! Teach me. I did it all wrong. Next time I'm in that London I shall definitely enlighten you. Hella yeah Unfortunately you'd have to meet mi bitches too. They love a fab social. Plus they are really good at breaking stuff too. Top tips aplenty. " What makes you think I would not be down with a bitch fest? sounds epic And on that note, I'm off to bed. Na night all. | |||
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