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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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your help.

I may commit a crime.

Will you be my alibi? What were we doing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cross stitch club. Honest m'lud!

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"Cross stitch club. Honest m'lud!"

Ooooh v convincing....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shoulder biting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They say a lie should be somewhat close to the truth to help you remember it - so we can say we were watching Winnie the Pooh

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

We were at fortnum and masons looking for a special cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking up what can cause rectal bleeding.

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Afternoon tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/04/17 21:12:39]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wringing out your bedsheets and ordering a replacement wand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Crime committed by poster at 18/04/17 21:12:39]"

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Wringing out your bedsheets and ordering a replacement wand. "

I don't have a wand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wringing out your bedsheets and ordering a replacement wand.

I don't have a wand "

I do. That's the point.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Meeting up with Mr 7 hours man for a couple more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meeting up with Mr 7 hours man for a couple more? "

I can give you 7 minutes if he's unavailable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"your help.

I may commit a crime.

Will you be my alibi? What were we doing? "

We are baking focaccia and ciabatta bread in the Aga, our faces are covered in flour and you have my floor dusty hand prints on your bum and my boxers are full of semolina floor.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Looking up what can cause rectal bleeding."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We were in my bed cuddling

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"We were in my bed cuddling "

And watching first dates, I'll delay the crime commiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wringing out your bedsheets and ordering a replacement wand.

I don't have a wand

I do. That's the point. "

Damn, you're good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We were in my bed cuddling

And watching first dates, I'll delay the crime commiting "

Yes. See I'm not a bad influence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in the kitchen cooking. You were sipping a glass of wine, wearing my shirt and perving on my bum

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I'll need to know more about the crime. No point having an alibi if t won't hold up

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By *cott89Man
over a year ago

prestatyn

we were playing strip poker x

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I'll need to know more about the crime. No point having an alibi if t won't hold up "

Cold blooded murder.

With the carving knife in the dining room.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I was in the kitchen cooking. You were sipping a glass of wine, wearing my shirt and perving on my bum "

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"We were in my bed cuddling

And watching first dates, I'll delay the crime commiting

Yes. See I'm not a bad influence "

Come with me. Orange is the new black

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We were in my bed cuddling

And watching first dates, I'll delay the crime commiting

Yes. See I'm not a bad influence

Come with me. Orange is the new black "

Hehe, now my face wants to be between your thighs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll need to know more about the crime. No point having an alibi if t won't hold up

Cold blooded murder.

With the carving knife in the dining room.

"

I hope this is after I've used it for the dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putting out a fire in an orphanage shortly after giving blood.

Once it was out we continued our around the world charity bike tour to help people with disadvantaged teeth.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Putting out a fire in an orphanage shortly after giving blood.

Once it was out we continued our around the world charity bike tour to help people with disadvantaged teeth.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading Breaking Bad/Walking Dead theories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Accessorising our Marvel outfits ready to cosplay of course

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I'll need to know more about the crime. No point having an alibi if t won't hold up

Cold blooded murder.

With the carving knife in the dining room.

"

Gotcha

Did you lay plastic for the blood? And is the body gone or still there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up a mountain watching a glorious sunset drinking pop ans munching on a French fancy

Pooch is willing to sign a statement to say so

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

If the body is still there we went shopping for shoes and came back to find the mess.

If the body is gone we were shopping for shoes the whole time

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I'll need to know more about the crime. No point having an alibi if t won't hold up

Cold blooded murder.

With the carving knife in the dining room.

Gotcha

Did you lay plastic for the blood? And is the body gone or still there?"

It went...what happened in heartbroken

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I'll need to know more about the crime. No point having an alibi if t won't hold up

Cold blooded murder.

With the carving knife in the dining room.

Gotcha

Did you lay plastic for the blood? And is the body gone or still there?

It went...what happened in heartbroken "

As long as you control your own security cameras we were shopping for shoes

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