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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Standing on a plug. Owwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lego...

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Standing on 2 plugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shitting on a kitten?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Curling tongs on your ear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweat from a baboons balls dripping on ya ice cream in a zoo

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Veet on your goolies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sweat from a baboons balls dripping on ya ice cream in a zoo "

My god, that sounds vile.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

I've stood on a plug, and got my nipple caught in an epilator (not simultaneously) and can confirm the plug, much as it hurt, was preferable

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By *avid0894Man
over a year ago

Paisley

Man flu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Standing on a plug. Owwww"

Kneeling on a 2x2 lego block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Standing on a plug. Owwww"

is this a butt plug?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Standing on a plug. Owwww

is this a butt plug?"

No just a normal plug with 3 terminals.

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"I've stood on a plug, and got my nipple caught in an epilator (not simultaneously) and can confirm the plug, much as it hurt, was preferable "

Why on earth was you epilating you nipples???

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo


"I've stood on a plug, and got my nipple caught in an epilator (not simultaneously) and can confirm the plug, much as it hurt, was preferable

Why on earth was you epilating you nipples??? "

Ha ha .... I was bending down to do my legs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lego... "

Oooh yeah, Lego's a bitch to tread on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Curling tongs on your ear "

I haven't done this for a while but yep I agree, hurts so bad.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Curling tongs on your ear

I haven't done this for a while but yep I agree, hurts so bad."

You can hear the burn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've actually got a paper like cut across my thumb from unwrapping the foil top off a bottle of fizz. Really smarts...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Standing on a plug. Owwww"

Standing on a plug in your own house when you don't own one

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

Nipple bar getting caught in knotty hair. Stops play immediately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I've actually got a paper like cut across my thumb from unwrapping the foil top off a bottle of fizz. Really smarts... "

Drinking is dangerous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kneeling on a very small brick on a concrete floor

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard "

Kneeling on carpet gripper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deep heat on ur bollox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard

Kneeling on carpet gripper "

or your elbow that's even worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard

Kneeling on carpet gripper "

I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard

Kneeling on carpet gripper "

Aaaaargh!! I actually grimaced for real reading that

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Tingle lube when you have just trimmed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard

Kneeling on carpet gripper

I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan "

sounds like you wanted him to though

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard

Kneeling on carpet gripper

Aaaaargh!! I actually grimaced for real reading that "

The pain was real. Plywood splinters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard

Kneeling on carpet gripper

I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan "

Admit it! You were disappointed too!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard

Kneeling on carpet gripper

I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan "

Did you want it? Fucking savage you are

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Chilli....anywhere

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

How about standing up after a bike wreck to find your thumb pointing at the elbow of the same arm

That smarted a bit

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about standing up after a bike wreck to find your thumb pointing at the elbow of the same arm

That smarted a bit

S"

..... That's all I got...

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Lego walk of death

Kicking the bed at 3am in the dark and half asleep...waking up to find white sheets are blood soaked because you actually did a lot of damage

Veet on the arse....why did someone invent that stuff?

In all seriousness, liquid sugar on skin....that shit is fucking painful

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"How about standing up after a bike wreck to find your thumb pointing at the elbow of the same arm

That smarted a bit

S"

Ouch.

Bike related- burning your leg on the exhaust, fuck

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Lego walk of death

Kicking the bed at 3am in the dark and half asleep...waking up to find white sheets are blood soaked because you actually did a lot of damage

Veet on the arse....why did someone invent that stuff?

In all seriousness, liquid sugar on skin....that shit is fucking painful "

Veet is brutal....anywhere

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Catching yourself with your own fishing hook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sweat from a baboons balls dripping on ya ice cream in a zoo "

Hey Chilli not seen you here for a while. Good to see you.

Sarah x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Being squished against a tree...those bruises last!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Standing on hot straighteners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stubbing your toes on furniture is on a par to standing on a plug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard

Kneeling on carpet gripper

I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan

Admit it! You were disappointed too! "

I was very disappointed, still waiting for someone to offer a belt buckle on my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard

Kneeling on carpet gripper

I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan

Did you want it? Fucking savage you are "

Hell yes I did, I used to goad him. You've seen the pictures!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard

Kneeling on carpet gripper

I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan

Admit it! You were disappointed too!

I was very disappointed, still waiting for someone to offer a belt buckle on my arse "

I offered

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard

Kneeling on carpet gripper

I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan

Did you want it? Fucking savage you are

Hell yes I did, I used to goad him. You've seen the pictures! "

I quite fancy being goaded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard

Kneeling on carpet gripper

I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan

Admit it! You were disappointed too!

I was very disappointed, still waiting for someone to offer a belt buckle on my arse

I offered "

And I said yes! Still waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard

Kneeling on carpet gripper

I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan

Did you want it? Fucking savage you are

Hell yes I did, I used to goad him. You've seen the pictures!

I quite fancy being goaded "

Bite me? Hard?

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard

Kneeling on carpet gripper

I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan

Admit it! You were disappointed too!

I was very disappointed, still waiting for someone to offer a belt buckle on my arse "

Having a carpet fitted next week, just saying like

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard

Kneeling on carpet gripper

I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan

Admit it! You were disappointed too!

I was very disappointed, still waiting for someone to offer a belt buckle on my arse

Having a carpet fitted next week, just saying like

S"

my bruises from Friday have already faded...I'm sad

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard

Kneeling on carpet gripper

I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan

Did you want it? Fucking savage you are

Hell yes I did, I used to goad him. You've seen the pictures!

I quite fancy being goaded

Bite me? Hard? "

I like sinking my teeth and nails in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard

Kneeling on carpet gripper

I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan

Admit it! You were disappointed too!

I was very disappointed, still waiting for someone to offer a belt buckle on my arse "

I have a belt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard

Kneeling on carpet gripper

I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan

Did you want it? Fucking savage you are

Hell yes I did, I used to goad him. You've seen the pictures!

I quite fancy being goaded

Bite me? Hard?

I like sinking my teeth and nails in "

Only if I can bite back, I have a thing for biting at minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard

Kneeling on carpet gripper

I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan

Did you want it? Fucking savage you are

Hell yes I did, I used to goad him. You've seen the pictures!

I quite fancy being goaded

Bite me? Hard?

I like sinking my teeth and nails in "

Oh please do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard "

Jumping off a one-storey roof onto a plank with a 4 inch nail sticking out of it and then looking at the tip of the nail after its gone through your welly and foot. God that hurt.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard

Kneeling on carpet gripper

I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan

Admit it! You were disappointed too!

I was very disappointed, still waiting for someone to offer a belt buckle on my arse

Having a carpet fitted next week, just saying like

S

my bruises from Friday have already faded...I'm sad "

H's marks from her last caning lasted well over a week & the pics were rejected by the mods here. Oops

S

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard

Jumping off a one-storey roof onto a plank with a 4 inch nail sticking out of it and then looking at the tip of the nail after its gone through your welly and foot. God that hurt."

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Finding a paper cut ,whilst using hand gel :-

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paddling down in bare feet still bleary-eyed early in the morning and standing in squidgy puppy poo all up and between your toes.

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By *haggy_74Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Kneeling on a drawing pin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chilli....anywhere "

Oh yes! Best way to make yourself unpopular with the Mrs

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Not looking when using the staple gun and getting that bit of skin between your finger and thumb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Picking up an iron by the hotplate when it was hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Touching the dent on the top of a metal electric cooker top. Admiring the odd white marks and then brain eventually registering the pain of leaving ones finger tips behind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard

Kneeling on carpet gripper

I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan

Admit it! You were disappointed too!

I was very disappointed, still waiting for someone to offer a belt buckle on my arse

Having a carpet fitted next week, just saying like

S

my bruises from Friday have already faded...I'm sad

H's marks from her last caning lasted well over a week & the pics were rejected by the mods here. Oops

S"

Mine won't get accepted on here even in private, some have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not looking when using the staple gun and getting that bit of skin between your finger and thumb "

I like a staple gun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not looking when using the staple gun and getting that bit of skin between your finger and thumb

I like a staple gun! "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I've just realised I sound like a weirdo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stubbing your toe on furniture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I've just realised I sound like a weirdo "

A kinky fiend perhaps

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh I've just realised I sound like a weirdo "

Pervert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stepping on GHDs which when I panicked stuck them selves to my big toe, left a massive blister

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Not looking when using the staple gun and getting that bit of skin between your finger and thumb

I like a staple gun! "

I was on a building site once when someone fired a nailgun into a concrete pillar forgetting there was a steel RSJ underneath.

Interesting walk to Lewisham hospital to have said nail removed from my shoulder blade after it went full depth in. I just wanted it pulled out with pliers but the wimps on site were having none of it.

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Standing up after bending down to get something in a low kitchen cupboard, having forgotten that the door of the cupboard above it had been left open.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"Standing on a plug. Owwww"

Ohhh I did that today right on the arch too .. Sore bruised. Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I've just realised I sound like a weirdo

A kinky fiend perhaps "

As kinky as you want or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I've just realised I sound like a weirdo

Pervert "

Hell it only touches the surface on here!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh I've just realised I sound like a weirdo

Pervert

Hell it only touches the surface on here! "

I know.you my friend are twisted

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Oh I've just realised I sound like a weirdo "

I'd say you sound "Interesting" and not in a snooker Steve Davies way either

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I've just realised I sound like a weirdo

Pervert

Hell it only touches the surface on here!

I know.you my friend are twisted "

I love you honey however yes I am dark and twisted and I like it.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh I've just realised I sound like a weirdo

Pervert

Hell it only touches the surface on here!

I know.you my friend are twisted

I love you honey however yes I am dark and twisted and I like it. "

I'm sweetness and light

We are the perfect combination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I've just realised I sound like a weirdo

Pervert

Hell it only touches the surface on here!

I know.you my friend are twisted

I love you honey however yes I am dark and twisted and I like it.

I'm sweetness and light

We are the perfect combination "

Fancy sitting on my face?

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

Get ready to wince....

A sharp fingernail, slicing part way through your frenulum on an inward thrust is mighty painful, then stings worse than you can imagine when it gets a soaking in her juices. Oh and it bells like you've sliced through an artery....! Was out of action for about three weeks....!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I've just realised I sound like a weirdo

Pervert

Hell it only touches the surface on here!

I know.you my friend are twisted

I love you honey however yes I am dark and twisted and I like it.

I'm sweetness and light

We are the perfect combination

Fancy sitting on my face? "

I have room for two on my body, hopefully you both need a seat!

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Get ready to wince....

A sharp fingernail, slicing part way through your frenulum on an inward thrust is mighty painful, then stings worse than you can imagine when it gets a soaking in her juices. Oh and it bells like you've sliced through an artery....! Was out of action for about three weeks....!!! "

Haha, I have a nice scar on mine where a stray hair sliced through it like a razorblade on a vigorous thrust & yep it bled like a motherfucker!!

I'm a bit wary of playing with hairy Mary's now

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get ready to wince....

A sharp fingernail, slicing part way through your frenulum on an inward thrust is mighty painful, then stings worse than you can imagine when it gets a soaking in her juices. Oh and it bells like you've sliced through an artery....! Was out of action for about three weeks....!!!

Haha, I have a nice scar on mine where a stray hair sliced through it like a razorblade on a vigorous thrust & yep it bled like a motherfucker!!

I'm a bit wary of playing with hairy Mary's now

S"

A hair sliced through your dick?

Do you have a nob of butter?

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Get ready to wince....

A sharp fingernail, slicing part way through your frenulum on an inward thrust is mighty painful, then stings worse than you can imagine when it gets a soaking in her juices. Oh and it bells like you've sliced through an artery....! Was out of action for about three weeks....!!!

Haha, I have a nice scar on mine where a stray hair sliced through it like a razorblade on a vigorous thrust & yep it bled like a motherfucker!!

I'm a bit wary of playing with hairy Mary's now

S

A hair sliced through your dick?

Do you have a nob of butter? "

Think paper cut, pretty similar

S

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Having your eye pecked by a chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

going commando and getting your dick caught in the zip of your jeans!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foreskin caught in a zip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Papercut to the Japseye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting nipple ring caught in a lacy bra when trying to take bra off

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

Standing barefoot on a broken upturned bottle at the beach. One of my most ouchy moments!

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By *ristol HellfireMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Frostnip.

After it thaws, it hurts for weeks and the affected bits are hypersensitive to touch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Standing on a plug hurts like a bitch.. i did this when the lead fell off the hoover... but i was carrying it downstairs, i then lost my balance fell down the stairs and ended up breaking 3 toes which took away the plus pain tbf!!

Ooh ive also stood up on the back of one of my earrings that had fallen onto the floor, that smarts just as much as the plug!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chopping chillis and rubbing you eyes

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London


"Chopping chillis and rubbing you eyes"

Chopping naga chillis, not wearing gloves then going to the bathroom without washing hands first. From personal experience

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