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"Sweat from a baboons balls dripping on ya ice cream in a zoo " My god, that sounds vile. | |||
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"Standing on a plug. Owwww" Kneeling on a 2x2 lego block | |||
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"Standing on a plug. Owwww is this a butt plug?" No just a normal plug with 3 terminals. | |||
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"I've stood on a plug, and got my nipple caught in an epilator (not simultaneously) and can confirm the plug, much as it hurt, was preferable " Why on earth was you epilating you nipples??? | |||
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"I've stood on a plug, and got my nipple caught in an epilator (not simultaneously) and can confirm the plug, much as it hurt, was preferable Why on earth was you epilating you nipples??? " Ha ha .... I was bending down to do my legs! | |||
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"Curling tongs on your ear " I haven't done this for a while but yep I agree, hurts so bad. | |||
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"Curling tongs on your ear I haven't done this for a while but yep I agree, hurts so bad." You can hear the burn | |||
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"Standing on a plug. Owwww" Standing on a plug in your own house when you don't own one | |||
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"I've actually got a paper like cut across my thumb from unwrapping the foil top off a bottle of fizz. Really smarts... " Drinking is dangerous | |||
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard " Kneeling on carpet gripper | |||
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard Kneeling on carpet gripper " or your elbow that's even worse | |||
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard Kneeling on carpet gripper " Aaaaargh!! I actually grimaced for real reading that | |||
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard Kneeling on carpet gripper I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan " sounds like you wanted him to though | |||
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard Kneeling on carpet gripper Aaaaargh!! I actually grimaced for real reading that " The pain was real. Plywood splinters | |||
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard Kneeling on carpet gripper I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan " Admit it! You were disappointed too! | |||
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard Kneeling on carpet gripper I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan " Did you want it? Fucking savage you are | |||
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"How about standing up after a bike wreck to find your thumb pointing at the elbow of the same arm That smarted a bit S" ..... That's all I got... | |||
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"How about standing up after a bike wreck to find your thumb pointing at the elbow of the same arm That smarted a bit S" Ouch. Bike related- burning your leg on the exhaust, fuck | |||
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"Lego walk of death Kicking the bed at 3am in the dark and half asleep...waking up to find white sheets are blood soaked because you actually did a lot of damage Veet on the arse....why did someone invent that stuff? In all seriousness, liquid sugar on skin....that shit is fucking painful " Veet is brutal....anywhere | |||
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"Sweat from a baboons balls dripping on ya ice cream in a zoo " Hey Chilli not seen you here for a while. Good to see you. Sarah x | |||
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard Kneeling on carpet gripper I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan Admit it! You were disappointed too! " I was very disappointed, still waiting for someone to offer a belt buckle on my arse | |||
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard Kneeling on carpet gripper I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan Did you want it? Fucking savage you are " Hell yes I did, I used to goad him. You've seen the pictures! | |||
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard Kneeling on carpet gripper I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan Admit it! You were disappointed too! I was very disappointed, still waiting for someone to offer a belt buckle on my arse " I offered | |||
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard Kneeling on carpet gripper I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan Did you want it? Fucking savage you are Hell yes I did, I used to goad him. You've seen the pictures! " I quite fancy being goaded | |||
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard Kneeling on carpet gripper I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan Admit it! You were disappointed too! I was very disappointed, still waiting for someone to offer a belt buckle on my arse I offered " And I said yes! Still waiting | |||
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard Kneeling on carpet gripper I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan Did you want it? Fucking savage you are Hell yes I did, I used to goad him. You've seen the pictures! I quite fancy being goaded " Bite me? Hard? | |||
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard Kneeling on carpet gripper I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan Admit it! You were disappointed too! I was very disappointed, still waiting for someone to offer a belt buckle on my arse " Having a carpet fitted next week, just saying like S | |||
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard Kneeling on carpet gripper I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan Admit it! You were disappointed too! I was very disappointed, still waiting for someone to offer a belt buckle on my arse Having a carpet fitted next week, just saying like S" my bruises from Friday have already faded...I'm sad | |||
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard Kneeling on carpet gripper I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan Did you want it? Fucking savage you are Hell yes I did, I used to goad him. You've seen the pictures! I quite fancy being goaded Bite me? Hard? " I like sinking my teeth and nails in | |||
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard Kneeling on carpet gripper I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan Admit it! You were disappointed too! I was very disappointed, still waiting for someone to offer a belt buckle on my arse " I have a belt | |||
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard Kneeling on carpet gripper I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan Did you want it? Fucking savage you are Hell yes I did, I used to goad him. You've seen the pictures! I quite fancy being goaded Bite me? Hard? I like sinking my teeth and nails in " Only if I can bite back, I have a thing for biting at minute | |||
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard Kneeling on carpet gripper I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan Did you want it? Fucking savage you are Hell yes I did, I used to goad him. You've seen the pictures! I quite fancy being goaded Bite me? Hard? I like sinking my teeth and nails in " Oh please do | |||
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard " Jumping off a one-storey roof onto a plank with a 4 inch nail sticking out of it and then looking at the tip of the nail after its gone through your welly and foot. God that hurt. | |||
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard Kneeling on carpet gripper I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan Admit it! You were disappointed too! I was very disappointed, still waiting for someone to offer a belt buckle on my arse Having a carpet fitted next week, just saying like S my bruises from Friday have already faded...I'm sad " H's marks from her last caning lasted well over a week & the pics were rejected by the mods here. Oops S | |||
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard Jumping off a one-storey roof onto a plank with a 4 inch nail sticking out of it and then looking at the tip of the nail after its gone through your welly and foot. God that hurt." | |||
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"Chilli....anywhere " Oh yes! Best way to make yourself unpopular with the Mrs | |||
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard Kneeling on carpet gripper I once got threatened that if I didn't behave I'd get hit on my arse with the carpet gripper, I didn't behave but the guy didn't act out his plan Admit it! You were disappointed too! I was very disappointed, still waiting for someone to offer a belt buckle on my arse Having a carpet fitted next week, just saying like S my bruises from Friday have already faded...I'm sad H's marks from her last caning lasted well over a week & the pics were rejected by the mods here. Oops S" Mine won't get accepted on here even in private, some have | |||
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"Not looking when using the staple gun and getting that bit of skin between your finger and thumb " I like a staple gun! | |||
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"Not looking when using the staple gun and getting that bit of skin between your finger and thumb I like a staple gun! " Lol | |||
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"Oh I've just realised I sound like a weirdo " A kinky fiend perhaps | |||
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"Oh I've just realised I sound like a weirdo " Pervert | |||
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"Not looking when using the staple gun and getting that bit of skin between your finger and thumb I like a staple gun! " I was on a building site once when someone fired a nailgun into a concrete pillar forgetting there was a steel RSJ underneath. Interesting walk to Lewisham hospital to have said nail removed from my shoulder blade after it went full depth in. I just wanted it pulled out with pliers but the wimps on site were having none of it. S | |||
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"Standing on a plug. Owwww" Ohhh I did that today right on the arch too .. Sore bruised. Ouch | |||
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"Oh I've just realised I sound like a weirdo A kinky fiend perhaps " As kinky as you want or not | |||
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"Oh I've just realised I sound like a weirdo Pervert " Hell it only touches the surface on here! | |||
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"Oh I've just realised I sound like a weirdo Pervert Hell it only touches the surface on here! " I know.you my friend are twisted | |||
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"Oh I've just realised I sound like a weirdo " I'd say you sound "Interesting" and not in a snooker Steve Davies way either S | |||
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"Oh I've just realised I sound like a weirdo Pervert Hell it only touches the surface on here! I know.you my friend are twisted " I love you honey however yes I am dark and twisted and I like it. | |||
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"Oh I've just realised I sound like a weirdo Pervert Hell it only touches the surface on here! I know.you my friend are twisted I love you honey however yes I am dark and twisted and I like it. " I'm sweetness and light We are the perfect combination | |||
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"Oh I've just realised I sound like a weirdo Pervert Hell it only touches the surface on here! I know.you my friend are twisted I love you honey however yes I am dark and twisted and I like it. I'm sweetness and light We are the perfect combination " Fancy sitting on my face? | |||
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"Oh I've just realised I sound like a weirdo Pervert Hell it only touches the surface on here! I know.you my friend are twisted I love you honey however yes I am dark and twisted and I like it. I'm sweetness and light We are the perfect combination Fancy sitting on my face? " I have room for two on my body, hopefully you both need a seat! | |||
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"Get ready to wince.... A sharp fingernail, slicing part way through your frenulum on an inward thrust is mighty painful, then stings worse than you can imagine when it gets a soaking in her juices. Oh and it bells like you've sliced through an artery....! Was out of action for about three weeks....!!! " Haha, I have a nice scar on mine where a stray hair sliced through it like a razorblade on a vigorous thrust & yep it bled like a motherfucker!! I'm a bit wary of playing with hairy Mary's now S | |||
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"Get ready to wince.... A sharp fingernail, slicing part way through your frenulum on an inward thrust is mighty painful, then stings worse than you can imagine when it gets a soaking in her juices. Oh and it bells like you've sliced through an artery....! Was out of action for about three weeks....!!! Haha, I have a nice scar on mine where a stray hair sliced through it like a razorblade on a vigorous thrust & yep it bled like a motherfucker!! I'm a bit wary of playing with hairy Mary's now S" A hair sliced through your dick? Do you have a nob of butter? | |||
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"Get ready to wince.... A sharp fingernail, slicing part way through your frenulum on an inward thrust is mighty painful, then stings worse than you can imagine when it gets a soaking in her juices. Oh and it bells like you've sliced through an artery....! Was out of action for about three weeks....!!! Haha, I have a nice scar on mine where a stray hair sliced through it like a razorblade on a vigorous thrust & yep it bled like a motherfucker!! I'm a bit wary of playing with hairy Mary's now S A hair sliced through your dick? Do you have a nob of butter? " Think paper cut, pretty similar S | |||
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"Chopping chillis and rubbing you eyes" Chopping naga chillis, not wearing gloves then going to the bathroom without washing hands first. From personal experience | |||
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