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"Sweat from a baboons balls dripping on ya ice cream in a zoo " My god, that sounds vile. ![]() | |||
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"Standing on a plug. Owwww" Kneeling on a 2x2 lego block ![]() | |||
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"Standing on a plug. Owwww is this a butt plug?" No just a normal plug with 3 terminals. ![]() | |||
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"I've stood on a plug, and got my nipple caught in an epilator (not simultaneously) and can confirm the plug, much as it hurt, was preferable ![]() Why on earth was you epilating you nipples??? ![]() | |||
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"I've stood on a plug, and got my nipple caught in an epilator (not simultaneously) and can confirm the plug, much as it hurt, was preferable ![]() ![]() Ha ha ![]() | |||
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"Curling tongs on your ear " I haven't done this for a while but yep I agree, hurts so bad. | |||
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"Curling tongs on your ear I haven't done this for a while but yep I agree, hurts so bad." You can hear the burn ![]() | |||
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"Standing on a plug. Owwww" Standing on a plug in your own house when you don't own one ![]() | |||
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"I've actually got a paper like cut across my thumb from unwrapping the foil top off a bottle of fizz. Really smarts... ![]() Drinking is dangerous | |||
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard ![]() Kneeling on carpet gripper ![]() | |||
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard ![]() ![]() or your elbow that's even worse | |||
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard ![]() ![]() Aaaaargh!! I actually grimaced for real reading that ![]() | |||
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard ![]() ![]() ![]() sounds like you wanted him to though ![]() | |||
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard ![]() ![]() ![]() The pain was real. Plywood splinters ![]() | |||
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard ![]() ![]() ![]() Admit it! You were disappointed too! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard ![]() ![]() ![]() Did you want it? Fucking savage you are ![]() | |||
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"How about standing up after a bike wreck to find your thumb pointing at the elbow of the same arm ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"How about standing up after a bike wreck to find your thumb pointing at the elbow of the same arm ![]() ![]() Ouch. Bike related- burning your leg on the exhaust, fuck | |||
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"Lego walk of death Kicking the bed at 3am in the dark and half asleep...waking up to find white sheets are blood soaked because you actually did a lot of damage Veet on the arse....why did someone invent that stuff? In all seriousness, liquid sugar on skin....that shit is fucking painful " Veet is brutal....anywhere | |||
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"Sweat from a baboons balls dripping on ya ice cream in a zoo " Hey Chilli not seen you here for a while. Good to see you. Sarah x | |||
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I was very disappointed, still waiting for someone to offer a belt buckle on my arse ![]() | |||
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hell yes I did, I used to goad him. You've seen the pictures! ![]() | |||
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I offered ![]() | |||
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I quite fancy being goaded ![]() | |||
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And I said yes! Still waiting ![]() | |||
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Bite me? Hard? ![]() | |||
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Having a carpet fitted next week, just saying like ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I like sinking my teeth and nails in ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I have a belt ![]() | |||
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Only if I can bite back, I have a thing for biting at minute ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh please do ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard ![]() Jumping off a one-storey roof onto a plank with a 4 inch nail sticking out of it and then looking at the tip of the nail after its gone through your welly and foot. God that hurt. | |||
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() H's marks from her last caning lasted well over a week & the pics were rejected by the mods here. Oops ![]() | |||
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"Chilli....anywhere " Oh yes! Best way to make yourself unpopular with the Mrs ![]() | |||
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"Kneeling on the head of a nail that's just sticking out of a floorboard ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Mine won't get accepted on here even in private, some have ![]() | |||
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"Not looking when using the staple gun and getting that bit of skin between your finger and thumb ![]() I like a staple gun! ![]() | |||
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"Not looking when using the staple gun and getting that bit of skin between your finger and thumb ![]() ![]() Lol ![]() | |||
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"Oh I've just realised I sound like a weirdo ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() A kinky fiend perhaps ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oh I've just realised I sound like a weirdo ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Pervert | |||
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"Not looking when using the staple gun and getting that bit of skin between your finger and thumb ![]() ![]() I was on a building site once when someone fired a nailgun into a concrete pillar forgetting there was a steel RSJ underneath. Interesting walk to Lewisham hospital to have said nail removed from my shoulder blade after it went full depth in. I just wanted it pulled out with pliers but the wimps on site were having none of it. S | |||
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"Standing on a plug. Owwww" Ohhh I did that today right on the arch too .. Sore bruised. Ouch | |||
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"Oh I've just realised I sound like a weirdo ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() As kinky as you want or not ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oh I've just realised I sound like a weirdo ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hell it only touches the surface on here! ![]() | |||
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"Oh I've just realised I sound like a weirdo ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I know.you my friend are twisted ![]() | |||
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"Oh I've just realised I sound like a weirdo ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'd say you sound "Interesting" and not in a snooker Steve Davies way either ![]() | |||
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"Oh I've just realised I sound like a weirdo ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I love you honey ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oh I've just realised I sound like a weirdo ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm sweetness and light We are the perfect combination ![]() | |||
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"Oh I've just realised I sound like a weirdo ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Fancy sitting on my face? ![]() | |||
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"Oh I've just realised I sound like a weirdo ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I have room for two on my body, hopefully you both need a seat! ![]() | |||
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"Get ready to wince.... A sharp fingernail, slicing part way through your frenulum on an inward thrust is mighty painful, then stings worse than you can imagine when it gets a soaking in her juices. Oh and it bells like you've sliced through an artery....! Was out of action for about three weeks....!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() Haha, I have a nice scar on mine where a stray hair sliced through it like a razorblade on a vigorous thrust & yep it bled like a motherfucker!! I'm a bit wary of playing with hairy Mary's now ![]() | |||
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"Get ready to wince.... A sharp fingernail, slicing part way through your frenulum on an inward thrust is mighty painful, then stings worse than you can imagine when it gets a soaking in her juices. Oh and it bells like you've sliced through an artery....! Was out of action for about three weeks....!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() A hair sliced through your dick? Do you have a nob of butter? ![]() | |||
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"Get ready to wince.... A sharp fingernail, slicing part way through your frenulum on an inward thrust is mighty painful, then stings worse than you can imagine when it gets a soaking in her juices. Oh and it bells like you've sliced through an artery....! Was out of action for about three weeks....!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Think paper cut, pretty similar S | |||
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"Chopping chillis and rubbing you eyes" Chopping naga chillis, not wearing gloves then going to the bathroom without washing hands first. From personal experience ![]() | |||
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