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Diamonds prescription for you all today

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Cant send you all a shag but will send you a prescription for

One large dose of sunshine

One large dose of contentment

Throw in some happiness

A cure for all minor aches and pains

Take it with a spoon full of sugar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you...... I'm feeling better already. xx

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By *ondafirestormMan
over a year ago

heckington

ty i will take that,but could do with a shag as well lol

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By *hagginhaggisCouple
over a year ago

aberdeen

Awwww, thanks for that

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"ty i will take that,but could do with a shag as well lol"

Sorry the doctor wont be seeing patients that require a shag until friday now. You will have to message for an appointment

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I'm holding out to see the locum for a shag!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your a FAB woman xxx a real sweet heart x

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By *ondafirestormMan
over a year ago

heckington

i might just brust if i hold out any longer,jesus its been a day!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"i might just brust if i hold out any longer,jesus its been a day!"

and it's only 10 past 10

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"i might just brust if i hold out any longer,jesus its been a day!"

I had a word and you still have to wait till friday, apparently if you stroke yourself for a few minutes through out the day it will relieve some of the symptoms

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By *TUNNAWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

diamond hun heres one for u

Take one new day. Add one smile. Stir in laughter. Sprinkle generously with love. bake gently for 24 hours. Enjoy every moment and repeat again

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By *ondafirestormMan
over a year ago

heckington

I know sad isnt it lol,had meet planned and they havnt texted,shame on them lol

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"diamond hun heres one for u

Take one new day. Add one smile. Stir in laughter. Sprinkle generously with love. bake gently for 24 hours. Enjoy every moment and repeat again "

Awwwwwwww thats lovely, thankyou _tunnaxxx

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By *ondafirestormMan
over a year ago

heckington

Im stroking lol,still hasnt helped lol

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By *TUNNAWoman
over a year ago

glasgow


"diamond hun heres one for u

Take one new day. Add one smile. Stir in laughter. Sprinkle generously with love. bake gently for 24 hours. Enjoy every moment and repeat again

Awwwwwwww thats lovely, thankyou _tunnaxxx"

yw hun have a nice day xxx

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Im stroking lol,still hasnt helped lol"

Go away and stroke harder, the doctor is very busy but he does say becareful not to cause penis frature otherwise you will end up in casulty with your penis in a slint and not be able to shag for 3 months then

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By *ondafirestormMan
over a year ago

heckington

It needs something warm and wet so im told by my doctor

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"It needs something warm and wet so im told by my doctor"

come here and I'll help you out

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By *ondafirestormMan
over a year ago

heckington

Would love to but your a tad too far,may spurt that far though lol,nice tatts by the way.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"It needs something warm and wet so im told by my doctor"

Right you are being prescribed one cup of extra strong tea

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By *ondafirestormMan
over a year ago

heckington

with bromide in? lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Would love to but your a tad too far,may spurt that far though lol,nice tatts by the way."

hahaha, closer than you think!!!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"with bromide in? lol"

Ha ha ha, now i know your an old git and not a youngster. Only us oldies say gonna make you a cup of tea with bromide in lol. One of my favourite sayings

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By *ondafirestormMan
over a year ago

heckington

how close? lol

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By *ondafirestormMan
over a year ago

heckington

well im not THAT old lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awe thanks diamond, bless ye x

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