FabSwingers.com forum: If you were the opposite gender on fab

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How picky would you be?

What would your profile description and pictures look like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How picky would you be?

What would your profile description and pictures look like?

"Cum n get me u lucky ladies", with lots of rampant dicpics, of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And really picky of course.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"How picky would you be?

What would your profile description and pictures look like?

I'd be a man so ...... My pickiness would be ...... 'Does she breathe' .... My profile pic would be 6 close ups of my average cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id be pretending to be a girl anyway so id just steal bunnyhop's pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be too busy playing with my own boobs to post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be too busy playing with my own boobs to post

Girls can multi task

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a man, and so I wouldn't bother with fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be too busy playing with my own boobs to post

Hahahahaha! Love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

12 dick pics. Including one over a toilet bowl, one with a sky remote and the obligatory shots in a Travelodge.

I'd fill my profile in later.

I'd also whine if the above tactics didn't work on the girls who are too up themselves with GVS.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be too busy playing with my own boobs to post

Girls can multi task

But I'm a bloke with a short attention span and new found boobs. I don't disagree on the multi task thing but I'm sure I'd have my hypothetical hands full.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Geezus, the stereotypes of fab men are strong tonight

Just so you know, not all of us have average dick pics on our profiles, mine are very well captured

Being a female on fab I honestly wouldn't know where to begin, with filters most likely. Some full body pics perhaps, clothed one's of course.

I would probably be just as picky as I'm now but have loads more meets

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I would have photos of my cock balls deep in a woman, one of me in some lace boxer from lovehoney

A cum shot

Shower photo, arse cheeks spread

I would meet anyone aged 18-99

my profile would have my kik username

List of everything of interests

And

"If you want to know ask me"

Tag line

I'm not fussy let's start the fuckery.

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By *i tor and the snowdogCouple
over a year ago

walsall/coventry

I'd block everyone

Insist on only meeting exception people

Have a massive list of do's and don'ts

Age range between 18 and 19

Put status's saying how shit guys are

Never accept friend reqs even tho all my pics are there

Never show my face

Read a message and wait for the snotty "why didn't you reply"

The explain that I have a life and don't live on fab

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Sorry to be really boring but I'd like to thinkif I were a female fabster my expectations, profile and pics would not be that different to what they are now (with the obvious exceptions!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It'd probably be about the same pickiness, profile and pics. Just boobier

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Id pick at random. Just helicopter my wang over the search results

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Id pick at random. Just helicopter my wang over the search results"

Coffee spray everywhere

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"It'd probably be about the same pickiness, profile and pics. Just boobier

Can you be the woman in my profile? Balls deep...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably not that picky seeing as men have it so tough on here. I'd have a cracking photo gallery though, you men miss so many photo opportunities it's unreal

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Probably not that picky seeing as men have it so tough on here. I'd have a cracking photo gallery though, you men miss so many photo opportunities it's unreal

Oh don't they!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It'd probably be about the same pickiness, profile and pics. Just boobier

Can you be the woman in my profile? Balls deep..."

I'm more than just a piece of meat y'know?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably not that picky seeing as men have it so tough on here. I'd have a cracking photo gallery though, you men miss so many photo opportunities it's unreal

Oh don't they! "

Definitely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably not that picky seeing as men have it so tough on here. I'd have a cracking photo gallery though, you men miss so many photo opportunities it's unreal

I'd very much like to know what these opportunities that I am missing are please?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

If I was a chap I'd still be as picky as fuck.

I'd probably take pictures of my arse and thighs. But only have one of my massive cock in a pair of wet tighty whities

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"It'd probably be about the same pickiness, profile and pics. Just boobier

Can you be the woman in my profile? Balls deep...

I'm more than just a piece of meat y'know?!

You now have a vagina, you are fair game until those filters are up or I'm blocked.

Bend over bitch I'm coming in dry and I'm feeling angry

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Probably not that picky seeing as men have it so tough on here. I'd have a cracking photo gallery though, you men miss so many photo opportunities it's unreal

I'd very much like to know what these opportunities that I am missing are please? "

You already know. Always so distracted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I was a chap I'd still be as picky as fuck.

I'd probably take pictures of my arse and thighs. But only have one of my massive cock in a pair of wet tighty whities

How would you know you would have a massive cock

I think I would have an outie vagina btw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably not that picky seeing as men have it so tough on here. I'd have a cracking photo gallery though, you men miss so many photo opportunities it's unreal

I'd very much like to know what these opportunities that I am missing are please? "

What's your butt like?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

How would you know you would have a massive cock

I think I would have an outie vagina btw."

Because I would

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Probably not that picky seeing as men have it so tough on here. I'd have a cracking photo gallery though, you men miss so many photo opportunities it's unreal

I'd very much like to know what these opportunities that I am missing are please?

What's your butt like?

Prime for pegging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a classy and sophisticated woman with fine lingerie in all my artistic pics and my display picture would definitely be and upskirt shot.

I'd go through my 18,000 messages going 1,2 miss a few 18,19,20 and use that as my way to distinguish who was worth my precious time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably not that picky seeing as men have it so tough on here. I'd have a cracking photo gallery though, you men miss so many photo opportunities it's unreal

I'd very much like to know what these opportunities that I am missing are please?

What's your butt like?

Prime for pegging

You terror! Photos or it didn't happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have a nicer arse on my Hot Arse Balloon and Tushy in the Tate. My tits would be legend because of my Boobies on the Buses pic and my Magnified Minge would be a great advert for twattopiary

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Probably not that picky seeing as men have it so tough on here. I'd have a cracking photo gallery though, you men miss so many photo opportunities it's unreal

I'd very much like to know what these opportunities that I am missing are please?

What's your butt like?

Prime for pegging

You terror! Photos or it didn't happen.

I'm going to regret this

So much trouble coming my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It'd probably be about the same pickiness, profile and pics. Just boobier

Can you be the woman in my profile? Balls deep...

I'm more than just a piece of meat y'know?!

You now have a vagina, you are fair game until those filters are up or I'm blocked.

Bend over bitch I'm coming in dry and I'm feeling angry

always in such a rush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably not that picky seeing as men have it so tough on here. I'd have a cracking photo gallery though, you men miss so many photo opportunities it's unreal

I'd very much like to know what these opportunities that I am missing are please?

What's your butt like?

Peachy

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"It'd probably be about the same pickiness, profile and pics. Just boobier

Can you be the woman in my profile? Balls deep...

I'm more than just a piece of meat y'know?!

You now have a vagina, you are fair game until those filters are up or I'm blocked.

Bend over bitch I'm coming in dry and I'm feeling angry

always in such a rush

Time is precious. Stop talking or I'll shove my cock in your mouth

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Probably not that picky seeing as men have it so tough on here. I'd have a cracking photo gallery though, you men miss so many photo opportunities it's unreal

I'd very much like to know what these opportunities that I am missing are please?

What's your butt like?

Peachy

He'll get in out in a minute you wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably not that picky seeing as men have it so tough on here. I'd have a cracking photo gallery though, you men miss so many photo opportunities it's unreal

I'd very much like to know what these opportunities that I am missing are please?

What's your butt like?

Peachy

He'll get in out in a minute you wait

Shan't now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably not that picky seeing as men have it so tough on here. I'd have a cracking photo gallery though, you men miss so many photo opportunities it's unreal

I'd very much like to know what these opportunities that I am missing are please?

What's your butt like?

Peachy

He'll get in out in a minute you wait

I've seen it

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Probably not that picky seeing as men have it so tough on here. I'd have a cracking photo gallery though, you men miss so many photo opportunities it's unreal

I'd very much like to know what these opportunities that I am missing are please?

What's your butt like?

Peachy

He'll get in out in a minute you wait

I've seen it

I was right huh?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Probably not that picky seeing as men have it so tough on here. I'd have a cracking photo gallery though, you men miss so many photo opportunities it's unreal

I'd very much like to know what these opportunities that I am missing are please?

What's your butt like?

Peachy

He'll get in out in a minute you wait

Shan't now

You've changed. Petulant...must be the company you keep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably not that picky seeing as men have it so tough on here. I'd have a cracking photo gallery though, you men miss so many photo opportunities it's unreal

I'd very much like to know what these opportunities that I am missing are please?

What's your butt like?

Peachy

He'll get in out in a minute you wait

I've seen it

I was right huh?"

moi?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id be covered in spunk at least twice a week.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I'd just join fab guys. Job done. I like cock.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Oh, and I'd like to think the photos would be OK. A naked sou'wester and wellies shot for definite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id be covered in spunk at least twice a week.

A lot of the unverified couples profile members are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just as picky as I am now.

Eve. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd wank myself off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably not that picky seeing as men have it so tough on here. I'd have a cracking photo gallery though, you men miss so many photo opportunities it's unreal

I'd very much like to know what these opportunities that I am missing are please? "

In all fairness, this doesn't apply to you Mr G

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably not that picky seeing as men have it so tough on here. I'd have a cracking photo gallery though, you men miss so many photo opportunities it's unreal

I'd very much like to know what these opportunities that I am missing are please?

In all fairness, this doesn't apply to you Mr G

I'll take your word for that Ma'am

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