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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hypothetical game played on long car journeys with friends sometimes. Answer the 'would you' question honestly of the poster above, then ask one for the next poster. Be a rude or disgusting as you want. I'll start.

For £100,000 would you suck the, unwashed for a year, cock of a down and out? He's got shit on his arse hairs too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hypothetical game played on long car journeys with friends sometimes. Answer the 'would you' question honestly of the poster above, then ask one for the next poster. Be a rude or disgusting as you want. I'll start.

For £100,000 would you suck the, unwashed for a year, cock of a down and out? He's got shit on his arse hairs too."

To completion? Or just once to the base and back home?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For £100,000 would you suck the, unwashed for a year, cock of a down and out? He's got shit on his arse hairs too.

To completion? Or just once to the base and back home?

Completion. It's for£100k

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd be surprised what people would do for money once it's in front of them.

Plenty of social experiment videos on YouTube.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'd struggle even considering that for £million - in fact, I wouldn't.

Would you spend the night with your tongue up the ops arse for £25,000?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd struggle even considering that for £million - in fact, I wouldn't.

Would you spend the night with your tongue up the ops arse for £25,000?"

The whole night? I'd probably fall asleep!

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By *atexpvcTV/TS
over a year ago

chester/Merseyside

Yes I would and be willing fir a down.and out to use me too all while I was restrained though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think theres anything I wouldn't do for £100,000

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd struggle even considering that for £million - in fact, I wouldn't.

Would you spend the night with your tongue up the ops arse for £25,000?"

I can't afford £25,000... or have I got the wrong end of the stick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think theres anything I wouldn't do for £100,000

There might be things I'd do foo £100k, but the down and out wouldn't be one of them!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'd struggle even considering that for £million - in fact, I wouldn't.

Would you spend the night with your tongue up the ops arse for £25,000?

I can't afford £25,000... or have I got the wrong end of the stick?"

Oh my....LMAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" There might be things I'd do foo £100k, but the down and out wouldn't be one of them!"

If the cash was there sat in front of me I'd do him and 3 of his pals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" There might be things I'd do foo £100k, but the down and out wouldn't be one of them!

If the cash was there sat in front of me I'd do him and 3 of his pals

Eeeeuuuuwww.... stock up on the wire toothbrush and tongue bleach...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100k buys a lot of all those ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no i wouldnt -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For £100,000 would you suck the, unwashed for a year, cock of a down and out? He's got shit on his arse hairs too.

To completion? Or just once to the base and back home?

Nope not for a million or any price and I dnt have any sense of taste or smell

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By *exSTRINGSnoMan
over a year ago

Stoke

Your sexually stunning !

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

I would love to say I'd do it, but I think faced with the.... erm..... "offending article" I think I'd very quickly wimp out and let someone else have the money.

(Puke)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your sexually stunning ! "

Thank you, very flattered but not looking for men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your sexually stunning !

Thank you, very flattered but not looking for men."

I thought exactly the same

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Yes. I'd put 4 pairs of Y fronts on him and several condoms.

Give me that MONEYYYYYYYYYY !

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

No, I wouldn't.

Would you be willing to marry and live for five years with someone you didn't like for one million quid? You have to maintain complete fidelity, have a sexual relationship and socialise together. At the end of the five years a divorce is granted immediately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would love to say I'd do it, but I think faced with the.... erm..... "offending article" I think I'd very quickly wimp out and let someone else have the money.

(Puke)"

I'm pretty sure that vom'ing when blowing the 'offending' article would cause offence...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"No, I wouldn't.

Yes. Bloody hell that's 200,000.00 per year.... I don't earn that for real work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No id rather live my humble life with no lingering taste of cock cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ewwwwwww..Fuckin depraved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, I wouldn't.

Damn right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, I wouldn't.

Yes. Bloody hell that's 200,000.00 per year.... I don't earn that for real work. "

I did this... but I didn't get the money!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"No, I wouldn't.

Yes. Bloody hell that's 200,000.00 per year.... I don't earn that for real work.

I did this... but I didn't get the money!

Always sign on the dotted line.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, I wouldn't.

Yes. Bloody hell that's 200,000.00 per year.... I don't earn that for real work.

I did this... but I didn't get the money!

Always sign on the dotted line....."

No one told me I was entitled to loadsa money for it... sniffle...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, I wouldn't.

I did that for 22 years, I didn't get £1 at the end of it. And have yet to divorce

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Would you, for a fiver, go to your next door neighbours letter box and shout, 'I've made a glory hole on the ajoining wall.... see you tonight ! '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No . Don't need the cash that bad. LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No....no I wouldn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you, for a fiver, go to your next door neighbours letter box and shout, 'I've made a glory hole on the ajoining wall.... see you tonight ! '"

Yes! My neighbour is the funniest campest man Ive ever met. Hed find it hilarious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has Donald Trumpet bombed North Korea yet??

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Would you spend the night in a nest of poisonous vipers for £50K?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you spend the night in a nest of poisonous vipers for £50K?

Nopeeee

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you rub the crotch of a 85 year old pensioner for a month for £30k?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" There might be things I'd do foo £100k, but the down and out wouldn't be one of them!

If the cash was there sat in front of me I'd do him and 3 of his pals

Killing myself laughing at this.

But I wouldn't...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you rub the crotch of a 85 year old pensioner for a month for £30k?"

Yes I'd do that. As long as he had his pants on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you rub the crotch of a 85 year old pensioner for a month for £30k?

Yes I'd do that. As long as he had his pants on

Ive worked in care. I cleaned so many crotches and didn't get anywhere near that amount!

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

"Would you rub the crotch of a 85 year old pensioner for a month for £30k?"

Yes!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rubbing his crotch sounds fairly harmless...so I'll say yes.

Would you...fir £100k spend a year doing the morning visit and clean up for a doubly incontinent leper?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rubbing his crotch sounds fairly harmless...so I'll say yes.

Would you...fir £100k spend a year doing the morning visit and clean up for a doubly incontinent leper?"

No, I'd want that per week!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Rubbing his crotch sounds fairly harmless...so I'll say yes.

Would you...fir £100k spend a year doing the morning visit and clean up for a doubly incontinent leper?"

No I'm not trained professionally to do that Lol.

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

If I could take some rohypnol first - maybe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rubbing his crotch sounds fairly harmless...so I'll say yes.

Would you...fir £100k spend a year doing the morning visit and clean up for a doubly incontinent leper?"

Not for a year, no.

For £100,00 would you let Donald Trump give you anal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably not....but I believe he has a very small todger...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rubbing his crotch sounds fairly harmless...so I'll say yes.

Would you...fir £100k spend a year doing the morning visit and clean up for a doubly incontinent leper?"

Again....I worked in care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For £100,00 would you let Donald Trump give you anal."

No, but for £100k I'd insert a grenade in his anus. (Wouldn't get close to him for less)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rubbing his crotch sounds fairly harmless...so I'll say yes.

Would you...fir £100k spend a year doing the morning visit and clean up for a doubly incontinent leper?

Not for a year, no.

For £100,00 would you let Donald Trump give you anal."

Yes if its from behind and he doesnt talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" For £100,00 would you let Donald Trump give you anal."

Just a 1 time 1 off? Does he have to finish??

I could think of worse ways to earn £100k I'm in

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"No, I wouldn't.

if he can't have any of that money (coz we are married) then yes i would. but it'd always have to be with a blindfold on, and my periods would probably start lasting 3 weeks.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Rubbing his crotch sounds fairly harmless...so I'll say yes.

Would you...fir £100k spend a year doing the morning visit and clean up for a doubly incontinent leper?

Not for a year, no.

For £100,00 would you let Donald Trump give you anal."

I find him kinda cute so yes I would lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"No, I wouldn't.

if he can't have any of that money (coz we are married) then yes i would. but it'd always have to be with a blindfold on, and my periods would probably start lasting 3 weeks."

He or she can't have any of the money. But the marriage must appear normal in every other way except no children allowed to be conceived.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Would you spend the night in a nest of poisonous vipers for £50K?

I've worked for years in various nests of poisonous vipers. One night would be easy, so yes.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"No, I wouldn't.

if he can't have any of that money (coz we are married) then yes i would. but it'd always have to be with a blindfold on, and my periods would probably start lasting 3 weeks.

He or she can't have any of the money. But the marriage must appear normal in every other way except no children allowed to be conceived."

ok. 5 yrs is a long time, i'd say yes though. i will be the perfect wifey for 1 million quid.

will be very tempted to do some sneaky cuckolding of him but i'd behave.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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unless it's donald trump, then i refuse. or the price has to go up to 5 million.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"unless it's donald trump, then i refuse. or the price has to go up to 5 million."

I think there wasn't any negotiation on the price....

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Would you spend the night in a nest of poisonous vipers for £50K?

I've worked for years in various nests of poisonous vipers. One night would be easy, so yes.

Me too honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donald trump doesn't strike me as a particularly endowed fellow with any degree of staying power..

It would be relatively quick and painless easy 100k as a consequence I'd image.

Although not worth the flash backs of having the tangerine warthog clumsily pummeling ones bumbum.

Another one..

For 100k would you eat a frozen lolly made exclusively from anonymous sperm donations?

All sperm has been screened and is 100% free from contagion.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"unless it's donald trump, then i refuse. or the price has to go up to 5 million."

I suspect it would be easier with someone like him. I doubt he'd be home much what with golf and all the Russian ladies he erm, ahem entertains.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Donald trump doesn't strike me as a particularly endowed fellow with any degree of staying power..

It would be relatively quick and painless easy 100k as a consequence I'd image.

Although not worth the flash backs of having the tangerine warthog clumsily pummeling ones bumbum.

Another one..

For 100k would you eat a frozen lolly made exclusively from anonymous sperm donations?

All sperm has been screened and is 100% free from contagion.

How big is the lolly? :dryheavingasshetypes:

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm assuming he hasn't had any action for at least 12 months which means it wont take long to reach completion. Plus, I really need to get out of my overdraft and away from my ex so yes after a few deep breaths in sanitary air I think I'd manage this one. Mouthwash to hand ready mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on whether the £100,000 would be able to buy me something I desire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Donald trump doesn't strike me as a particularly endowed fellow with any degree of staying power..

It would be relatively quick and painless easy 100k as a consequence I'd image.

Although not worth the flash backs of having the tangerine warthog clumsily pummeling ones bumbum.

Another one..

For 100k would you eat a frozen lolly made exclusively from anonymous sperm donations?

All sperm has been screened and is 100% free from contagion.

How big is the lolly? :dryheavingasshetypes:"

It's in a calypso style tube with similar size and dimensions..

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"unless it's donald trump, then i refuse. or the price has to go up to 5 million.

I suspect it would be easier with someone like him. I doubt he'd be home much what with golf and all the Russian ladies he erm, ahem entertains.

ew, the price is going up the more i think about this.

10 million and not a penny less.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Donald trump doesn't strike me as a particularly endowed fellow with any degree of staying power..

It would be relatively quick and painless easy 100k as a consequence I'd image.

Although not worth the flash backs of having the tangerine warthog clumsily pummeling ones bumbum.

Another one..

For 100k would you eat a frozen lolly made exclusively from anonymous sperm donations?

All sperm has been screened and is 100% free from contagion.

How big is the lolly? :dryheavingasshetypes:

It's in a calypso style tube with similar size and dimensions..

I'll do it in a bushtucker trial sort of way.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"unless it's donald trump, then i refuse. or the price has to go up to 5 million.

I suspect it would be easier with someone like him. I doubt he'd be home much what with golf and all the Russian ladies he erm, ahem entertains.

ew, the price is going up the more i think about this.

10 million and not a penny less.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Donald trump doesn't strike me as a particularly endowed fellow with any degree of staying power..

It would be relatively quick and painless easy 100k as a consequence I'd image.

Although not worth the flash backs of having the tangerine warthog clumsily pummeling ones bumbum.

Another one..

For 100k would you eat a frozen lolly made exclusively from anonymous sperm donations?

All sperm has been screened and is 100% free from contagion.

Don't think I could do that one, unless they all had a pineapple only diet for a month before donating.

For £100k would you eat a burger made from excrement?

*waits for well known fast food chain jokes

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Donald trump doesn't strike me as a particularly endowed fellow with any degree of staying power..

It would be relatively quick and painless easy 100k as a consequence I'd image.

Although not worth the flash backs of having the tangerine warthog clumsily pummeling ones bumbum.

Another one..

For 100k would you eat a frozen lolly made exclusively from anonymous sperm donations?

All sperm has been screened and is 100% free from contagion.

Don't think I could do that one, unless they all had a pineapple only diet for a month before donating.

For £100k would you eat a burger made from excrement?

*waits for well known fast food chain jokes

No! That is something I would never do, the potential for disease is waaaaay too high.

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

"No, I wouldn't.

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For £100,000 would you suck the, unwashed for a year, cock of a down and out? He's got shit on his arse hairs too."

No way. 100k can barely get you a 1 bed flat.

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