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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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What can I get you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You.

Failing that, can I have a toasted teacake with lashings of butter, and a cup of freshly brewed coffee please.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

I'm feeling fruity this morning, so I'd really like some melon and raspberries please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A full English, if it's on the menu.

Washed down with some fresh orange juice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a coffee please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pain Au chocolat would be so good right now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some granola and yoghurt please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did have a bit of a hankering for left over Chinese

But in the absence of that, fluffy pancakes with strawberries and maple syrup please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vegan eggs benedict please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice well done bacon sarnie with no fat and some brown sauce please my darling x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fruit Salad and round of toast please Honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

runny honey on toast - has to be runny

pretty please

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

I'm too tired to move.

Porridge, with blueberries, strawberries and sultanas please.

Does a shoulder massage count as breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup of tea, to accompany the stolen a piece of Easter egg I'm eating.

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

That's very kind of you Miss Honey. Egg and mushroom sandwich with brown sauce, runny yolk of course, and a double espresso please

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"You.

Failing that, can I have a toasted teacake with lashings of butter, and a cup of freshly brewed coffee please.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm feeling fruity this morning, so I'd really like some melon and raspberries please

Yummy

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"A full English, if it's on the menu.

Washed down with some fresh orange juice.

Yes it is

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Just a coffee please

I'm on my 2nd in bed

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Pain Au chocolat would be so good right now!"

Oh Yes perfect

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Some granola and yoghurt please x

Lush

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Did have a bit of a hankering for left over Chinese

But in the absence of that, fluffy pancakes with strawberries and maple syrup please."

Has to be bacon surely?

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over a year ago

"Just a coffee please

I'm on my 2nd in bed "

You're in the wrong bed

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Vegan eggs benedict please"

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"A nice well done bacon sarnie with no fat and some brown sauce please my darling x"

All yours

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Fruit Salad and round of toast please Honey

Anything for the toast?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"runny honey on toast - has to be runny

pretty please"

Always

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm too tired to move.

Porridge, with blueberries, strawberries and sultanas please.

Does a shoulder massage count as breakfast

You can have a shoulder rub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are my vegan eggs are on their way ?.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Cup of tea, to accompany the stolen a piece of Easter egg I'm eating. "

coming right up

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"That's very kind of you Miss Honey. Egg and mushroom sandwich with brown sauce, runny yolk of course, and a double espresso please

Yum,

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Just a coffee please

I'm on my 2nd in bed

You're in the wrong bed

Yes I am

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Are my vegan eggs are on their way ?."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had a bacon butty....with added beetroot....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite on toast, please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are my vegan eggs are on their way ?.

No"

Bloody hell not even a 'sorry'

Have you been trained at united airline ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a coffee please

I'm on my 2nd in bed

You're in the wrong bed

Yes I am

Hopefully, that will be fixed soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the house specialty?

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

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Pancakes

Can't beat a bit of tossing in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pain Au chocolat would be so good right now!"

I was thinking about a cooked breakfast, but now that you've said that I have a real craving for pastries!

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over a year ago

"A nice well done bacon sarnie with no fat and some brown sauce please my darling x

All yours

That's fantastic darling, shall I shift over so you can join me in bed

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Are my vegan eggs are on their way ?.

Bloody hell not even a 'sorry'

Have you been trained at united airline ? "

Brutal huh?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Just had a bacon butty....with added beetroot....

Say what?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"runny honey on toast - has to be runny

pretty please

Always

lovely

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Marmite on toast, please."

I dont stock such things

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Just a coffee please

I'm on my 2nd in bed

You're in the wrong bed

Yes I am

Hopefully, that will be fixed soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What can I get you?

Feeling a bit sick with what I have just heard. This site disgusts me sometimes.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"What's the house specialty?"

I am really good at breakfast, I'll do you anything you like.

I should have a B&B by the sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a hankering for pancakes if you please

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Pancakes

Can't beat a bit of tossing in the morning

Wahey

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Pain Au chocolat would be so good right now!

I was thinking about a cooked breakfast, but now that you've said that I have a real craving for pastries!"

And me...I can feel my waist expanding already

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Crumpets and damson jam with freshly squeezed orange juice please no fucks!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"A nice well done bacon sarnie with no fat and some brown sauce please my darling x

All yours

That's fantastic darling, shall I shift over so you can join me in bed

Yes go on then, we can have a gossip

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Pancakes sounds lovely

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Have a hankering for pancakes if you please

Flipping love to

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Crumpets and damson jam with freshly squeezed orange juice please no fucks!"

Is that my new name? Xx

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

"What can I get you?

Coffee & toast please missy x

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Oooo can I you bring me yourself in stockings and suspenders served on my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a coffee please

I'm on my 2nd in bed

You're in the wrong bed

Yes I am

Hopefully, that will be fixed soon.

It must be warm in the kitchen.

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By *ellblessMan
over a year ago

Berkshire

A hot chocolate with whipped cream and marshmallows ontop please... unless you have something else that can warm me up as its cold today

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over a year ago

"Fruit Salad and round of toast please Honey

Anything for the toast? "

Oh you tease!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Pancakes sounds lovely

Yay.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"What can I get you?

Coffee & toast please missy x

What would you like on your toast?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Oooo can I you bring me yourself in stockings and suspenders served on my bed

Maybe

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Just a coffee please

I'm on my 2nd in bed

You're in the wrong bed

Yes I am

Hopefully, that will be fixed soon.

It must be warm in the kitchen.

It is, when are you saving me?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"A hot chocolate with whipped cream and marshmallows ontop please... unless you have something else that can warm me up as its cold today

It's not cold.

Here have your drink

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Fruit Salad and round of toast please Honey

Anything for the toast?

Oh you tease!

Surely not

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Something in bed please

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Something in bed please

I would prefer someone

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"I'm too tired to move.

Porridge, with blueberries, strawberries and sultanas please.

Does a shoulder massage count as breakfast

You can have a shoulder rub"

Splendid

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

"What can I get you?

Coffee & toast please missy x

What would you like on your toast?"

You !..... Or butter x

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"What can I get you?

Coffee & toast please missy x

What would you like on your toast?

You !..... Or butter x "

Honey on toast. Yum

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Something in bed please

I would prefer someone

I have someone in mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a coffee please

I'm on my 2nd in bed

You're in the wrong bed

Yes I am

Hopefully, that will be fixed soon.

It must be warm in the kitchen.

It is, when are you saving me? "

Hopefully soon

I'm also quite a wizard in the kitchen. I think you'll need a rest soon. I'll be there to lend a hand.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Something in bed please

I would prefer someone

I have someone in mind

Oh me too.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Just a coffee please

I'm on my 2nd in bed

You're in the wrong bed

Yes I am

Hopefully, that will be fixed soon.

It must be warm in the kitchen.

It is, when are you saving me?

Hopefully soon

I'm also quite a wizard in the kitchen. I think you'll need a rest soon. I'll be there to lend a hand.

Can I sip coffee in that there shirt of yours whilst you cook?

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Toast and marmite please

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Something in bed please

I would prefer someone

I have someone in mind

Oh me too.

I wonder if it's the same person that could be tricky

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Something in bed please

I would prefer someone

I have someone in mind

Oh me too.

I wonder if it's the same person that could be tricky

Or fun..it could be fun

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Toast and marmite please

Marmite doesn't happen here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full English please

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Full English please

How do you like your eggs?

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

"Toast and marmite please

Marmite doesn't happen here."

Crumpets and Nutella?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a hankering for pancakes if you please

Flipping love to

Ooh and I bought some Ginger Curd yesterday so some nice hot toast as well

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Something in bed please

I would prefer someone

I have someone in mind

Oh me too.

I wonder if it's the same person that could be tricky

Or fun..it could be fun

Fun now that's a concept I understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Andrews liver salts please

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Andrews liver salts please

Oh another Andrews drinker

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

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Breakfast in bed xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

French toast, bacon, mushrooms and a poached egg please

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Toast and marmite please

Marmite doesn't happen here.

Crumpets and Nutella? "

Crumpets and peanut butter.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Have a hankering for pancakes if you please

Flipping love to

Ooh and I bought some Ginger Curd yesterday so some nice hot toast as well"

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmm pancakes

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over a year ago

"Just a coffee please

I'm on my 2nd in bed

You're in the wrong bed

Yes I am

Hopefully, that will be fixed soon.

It must be warm in the kitchen.

It is, when are you saving me?

Hopefully soon

I'm also quite a wizard in the kitchen. I think you'll need a rest soon. I'll be there to lend a hand.

Can I sip coffee in that there shirt of yours whilst you cook?

Oh I insist you do!

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By *ellblessMan
over a year ago

Berkshire

"A hot chocolate with whipped cream and marshmallows ontop please... unless you have something else that can warm me up as its cold today

It's not cold.

Here have your drink

*Holds cup and sniffs it with eyes closed* *sighs

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over a year ago

"What's the house specialty?

I am really good at breakfast, I'll do you anything you like.

I should have a B&B by the sea

Yes, you really should

Right, can I have 3, no 4, scrambled eggs, 3 rashers of crispy bacon, some lightly fried mushrooms and tomatoes, and 2 lightly toasted bagels, please?

I'll get on with the coffee. Milk, sugar?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"What's the house specialty?

I am really good at breakfast, I'll do you anything you like.

I should have a B&B by the sea

Yes, you really should

Right, can I have 3, no 4, scrambled eggs, 3 rashers of crispy bacon, some lightly fried mushrooms and tomatoes, and 2 lightly toasted bagels, please?

I'll get on with the coffee. Milk, sugar?"

Yes you may. Splash of milk no sugar please

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

"Pancakes sounds lovely

Yay. "

Yes, they were

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just have some coco-pops with ice cold milk please ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can fix me lunch now

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over a year ago

"What's the house specialty?

I am really good at breakfast, I'll do you anything you like.

I should have a B&B by the sea

Yes, you really should

Right, can I have 3, no 4, scrambled eggs, 3 rashers of crispy bacon, some lightly fried mushrooms and tomatoes, and 2 lightly toasted bagels, please?

I'll get on with the coffee. Milk, sugar?

Yes you may. Splash of milk no sugar please

Coming right up

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Can I just have some coco-pops with ice cold milk please ?

yes, can I share?

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over a year ago

"Can I just have some coco-pops with ice cold milk please ?

yes, can I share? "

Think it's quite clear that we're happy to share with you

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire, Glasgow

Just had a sort of brunch, made by herself.

Fried bread, lorne sausage, bacon, and a poached egg. Scrumptious!!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Can I just have some coco-pops with ice cold milk please ?

yes, can I share?

Think it's quite clear that we're happy to share with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This all sounds so yummy. I'm starting the diet (again) today so I had a raspberry and peach smoothie. Surprisingly delicious too.

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