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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Star Wars: The story of an orphaned farm boy who is radicalized after a military strike kills his family. He becomes indoctrinated into an ancient religion and joins a small band of rebel insurgents in a terrorist attack against the governing alliance which kills 300,000.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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child is recklessly abandoned on another planet by his parents. using his superior alien brain he manages to create intergalactic telecommunications, become bilingual, remain incognito, and teleport. unfortunately an orange is able to trick him into doing what humans want, despite this he does manage to call his parents to take him home.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Alien

Egg mistakes John Hurts face for a vagina, baby alien created, runs around a space ship trying to find a way off, runs into a few humans tries to make friends (badly), eventually finds a nice hiding place with his new friend 'a cat' spat out into space by very angry female astronaut, poor fella he was only a few hours old as well

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Avatar: running short of new ideas, James Cameron merges the classic 'Dances with Wolves' and pop culture icons 'the Smurfs' in a video game masquerading as a film.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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haha, somebody else do some.

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