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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Want to message a lady on here but I'm genuinely confused and unsure of her "please put in message title" request.

where do you measure your cock from to and I'm guessing it should be when erect. It's something I've never thought about before or actually done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh really .... well you could just message with a hi ...see where it gets you

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Sounds like one for google to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh really .... well you could just message with a hi ...see where it gets you "

Not my rules I assure you but it would appear that you've got to jump through hoops to just get a message read on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell her to measure her vagina, and you will tell her if you fit.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

From the base, t the tip. Or you could do what some men on here do and send a photo with your Sky remote as comparison.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a hard question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember to add on an extra inch like the other guys who measure do

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


" It's a hard question."

The best kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh really .... well you could just message with a hi ...see where it gets you

Not my rules I assure you but it would appear that you've got to jump through hoops to just get a message read on here."

No you don't. It's your choice whether to send a message to any account that asks you to jump through hoops.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell her to measure her vagina, and you will tell her if you fit."

Best response

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell her to measure her vagina, and you will tell her if you fit.

Best response "

You're absolutely right but where do you think that will get me? Would any "sister" actually even read let alone respond if the "key words" weren't put in the message title, no matter how stupid the request was?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Tell her to measure her vagina, and you will tell her if you fit.

Best response

You're absolutely right but where do you think that will get me? Would any "sister" actually even read let alone respond if the "key words" weren't put in the message title, no matter how stupid the request was?"

I don't know. I have never asked for a keyword or stupid request. If I ever did it would be out of a sense of mischief and I wouldn't take it seriously so I might still read. I am assuming by using the term "sister" you mean single woman on fab by the way. If not, ignore my previous point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Want to message a lady on here but I'm genuinely confused and unsure of her "please put in message title" request.

where do you measure your cock from to and I'm guessing it should be when erect. It's something I've never thought about before or actually done.

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Just send a picture ffs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell her to measure her vagina, and you will tell her if you fit.

Best response

You're absolutely right but where do you think that will get me? Would any "sister" actually even read let alone respond if the "key words" weren't put in the message title, no matter how stupid the request was?

I don't know. I have never asked for a keyword or stupid request. If I ever did it would be out of a sense of mischief and I wouldn't take it seriously so I might still read. I am assuming by using the term "sister" you mean single woman on fab by the way. If not, ignore my previous point."

My "phrase" is out of a sense of mischief and I do say it doesn't matter if they write it or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just wouldn't bother.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you read something on a profile that doesn't sit right with you you should walk on by. Or be a slave to your desires.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell her to measure her vagina, and you will tell her if you fit.

Best response

You're absolutely right but where do you think that will get me? Would any "sister" actually even read let alone respond if the "key words" weren't put in the message title, no matter how stupid the request was?

I don't know. I have never asked for a keyword or stupid request. If I ever did it would be out of a sense of mischief and I wouldn't take it seriously so I might still read. I am assuming by using the term "sister" you mean single woman on fab by the way. If not, ignore my previous point."

How do I know if it's just mischief or not? That one message could be my one and only chance and if it won't even be read in the first place because the "key word" is missing, then what?

By "sister" I meant the collective term you ladies sometimes use for your fellow selfs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh really .... well you could just message with a hi ...see where it gets you

Not my rules I assure you but it would appear that you've got to jump through hoops to just get a message read on here."

Jump through hoops you say ...yea sometimes takes me a while to reply if I'm in here

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest

Just measured mine. It's 14 inches. Went along top then underneath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just measured mine. It's 14 inches. Went along top then underneath "

Did you measure with a tape measure

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest


"Just measured mine. It's 14 inches. Went along top then underneath

Did you measure with a tape measure"

Bit of string with knots in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just measured mine. It's 14 inches. Went along top then underneath

Did you measure with a tape measure

Bit of string with knots in it. "

That's probably the best thing to use when measuring

Now is it hard when you measure or soft

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

From the spring in the battery compartment to the top of the Sky button

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest


"Just measured mine. It's 14 inches. Went along top then underneath

Did you measure with a tape measure

Bit of string with knots in it.

That's probably the best thing to use when measuring

Started off soft but the knots did something to me

Now is it hard when you measure or soft "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"From the base, t the tip. Or you could do what some men on here do and send a photo with your Sky remote as comparison."

After careful consideration and much procrastination, and to be honest not managing to measure at the same time as maintaining "saluteness", I decide to do what you suggested and sent a picture. But found the sky control unit was too big so I used the DVD remote instead, thickness was better comparison as well.

Fingers crossed for response!

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Just put x inches +/-2 to account for atmospheric pressure.

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

Omg

She sounds hard work, is it worth it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go metric. Confuses them and as the figure is 2.54x that of inches it looks more impressive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Measure in centimetres. Don't forget to add 'look what you could have had precious princess'

Seriously "add whatever shite" is just bollocks. Value your own worth!

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

Let us know how it goes when you message x

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Just message her .... witha nice message and a torso pic .... she may reply ... she may not ..

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Oh for heaven's sake. Your messaging that gay bloke in the bedroom at his mum's council flat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh for heaven's sake. Your messaging that gay bloke in the bedroom at his mum's council flat."

If it is he's the cutest bloke I've ever seen!

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city


"Oh for heaven's sake. Your messaging that gay bloke in the bedroom at his mum's council flat.

If it is he's the cutest bloke I've ever seen! "

Smooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell her to measure her vagina, and you will tell her if you fit."

Spat my tea out reading that

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By *ydrewMan
over a year ago

forest


"Tell her to measure her vagina, and you will tell her if you fit.

Spat my tea out reading that "

Was a good one lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Oh really .... well you could just message with a hi ...see where it gets you

Not my rules I assure you but it would appear that you've got to jump through hoops to just get a message read on here."

I assume you've seen that most profiles don't have such message demands. The better the sender's profile is and how well he matches needs, the more likely it is that the effort is successful

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