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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who's for a drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoop whoop yes please

A baileys

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whoop whoop yes please

A baileys "
on the rocks madam

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Please. Bubbles for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why thankyou kind sir

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please. Bubbles for me"
coming up gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Reminds me of the horny lion in here

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By *aisyDDWoman
over a year ago

North West

Vodka and lemonade please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vodka and lemonade please x"
there you go madam enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue bols with ice please

And a drink for yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single malt. Chop chop!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Blue bols with ice please

And a drink for yourself"
coming up!well thankyou sir I will have a twisted nippel if that's ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh the OP is going to be very busy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Single malt. Chop chop!"
on the rocks !! Coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit early so small Highland Park please.

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By *tephanie19631TV/TS
over a year ago

oxford

Pint of creme De menthe please

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Whiskey sour please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bit early so small Highland Park please."
there you go sir enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single malt. Chop chop!on the rocks !! Coming up

Bollocks to rocks! Bloody savage. Straight up and get a wriggle on. Oh and one for yourself sexy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whiskey sour please x"
as sour or salty as you like madam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Champers for me please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Single malt. Chop chop!on the rocks !! Coming up

Bollocks to rocks! Bloody savage. Straight up and get a wriggle on. Oh and one for yourself sexy. "
coming up thankyou gorgeous

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Whiskey sour please xas sour or salty as you like madam

I happen to like salty stuff!! Lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Champers for me please "
a bottle coming up save a glass for me I will be over in a min

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of creme De menthe please"
have this on me,sorry for the delay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a glass of rosé Prosecco thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a glass of rosé Prosecco thank you

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with pleasure madam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't mind something salty to go with my Prosecco

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wouldn't mind something salty to go with my Prosecco

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salty nuts madam?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't mind something salty to go with my Prosecco

salty nuts madam?

No, but my vagina is a bit sticky

Got any crisps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Champers for me please a bottle coming up save a glass for me I will be over in a min

You better be quick...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wouldn't mind something salty to go with my Prosecco

salty nuts madam?

No, but my vagina is a bit sticky

Got any crisps?"
prawn cocktail?

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By *tephanie19631TV/TS
over a year ago

oxford

"Pint of creme De menthe pleasehave this on me,sorry for the delay

About time service in here is atrocious

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Champers for me please a bottle coming up save a glass for me I will be over in a min

You better be quick... "
have another on me,won't be long!keeps her quiet and trots off to his other fancy bit at the other end of the pub

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wouldn't mind something salty to go with my Prosecco

salty nuts madam?

No, but my vagina is a bit sticky

Got any crisps?prawn cocktail?

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sorry madam had to resolve a little issue with the bubbly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have any steak flavoured McCoys ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't mind something salty to go with my Prosecco

salty nuts madam?

No, but my vagina is a bit sticky

Got any crisps?prawn cocktail?

More like Scampi. Cheese and onion crisps please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you have any steak flavoured McCoys ?"
steak and Stilton!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't mind something salty to go with my Prosecco

salty nuts madam?

No, but my vagina is a bit sticky

Got any crisps?prawn cocktail?

sorry madam had to resolve a little issue with the bubbly

Was it off? Cheap stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wouldn't mind something salty to go with my Prosecco

salty nuts madam?

No, but my vagina is a bit sticky

Got any crisps?prawn cocktail?

More like Scampi. Cheese and onion crisps please

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here you go madam have a slippery nippy on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a nice cold Pinot Grigio please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wouldn't mind something salty to go with my Prosecco

salty nuts madam?

No, but my vagina is a bit sticky

Got any crisps?prawn cocktail?

sorry madam had to resolve a little issue with the bubbly

Was it off? Cheap stuff

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nah just needed spicing up a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Champers for me please a bottle coming up save a glass for me I will be over in a min

You better be quick... have another on me,won't be long!keeps her quiet and trots off to his other fancy bit at the other end of the pub

Oh, you hussy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a nice cold Pinot Grigio please x "
a nice cold one on its way up my lovely

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By *agan_PairCouple
over a year ago

portchester

Bourbon straight please..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bourbon straight please.. "
of course have this bottle on me and a little nibble for you guys to enjoy,if there is anything else I can do for you just ask

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Something very strong with a kick..

Moscow mule please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just popping down the cellar to show my new barmaid the rope,if someone doesn't mind stepping in for a sec I will sort you out on my return

grabs a bottle of brandy on his way down

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Something very strong with a kick..

Moscow mule please "
here you go my sweetheart I will be back in a sec

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a nice cold Pinot Grigio please x a nice cold one on its way up my lovely

Ooo, hello handsome

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

In that case it's happy hour.

Who wants what

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over a year ago

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Just popping down the cellar to show my new barmaid the rope,if someone doesn't mind stepping in for a sec I will sort you out on my return

grabs a bottle of brandy on his way down

You did ask for someone to look after the bar

Buxom barmaid here to help

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just popping down the cellar to show my new barmaid the rope,if someone doesn't mind stepping in for a sec I will sort you out on my return

grabs a bottle of brandy on his way down

You did ask for someone to look after the bar

Buxom barmaid here to help

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ok I will give you four hours trial but if you don't meet my punters needs your on cellar duty!!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Just popping down the cellar to show my new barmaid the rope,if someone doesn't mind stepping in for a sec I will sort you out on my return

grabs a bottle of brandy on his way down

You did ask for someone to look after the bar

Buxom barmaid here to help

ok I will give you four hours trial but if you don't meet my punters needs your on cellar duty!!

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By *eal Deal PartiesWoman
over a year ago

Martin millers with rose lemonade please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After doing what I just done I need a very large stiff one, double Highland Park please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody Mary Please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody Mary Please!

With plenty of Tabasco..... hot & spicy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody Mary Please!

With plenty of Tabasco..... hot & spicy

Absolutely Risqué!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pint of Harp be very welcome at this moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diet Coke please, I'm back to work tomorrow

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Martin millers with rose lemonade please

On its way enjoy

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Bloody Mary Please!

One bloody Mary

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"A pint of Harp be very welcome at this moment

A pint of harp. Straight or handled glass?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

vodka please barman

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Diet Coke please, I'm back to work tomorrow

Diet Ice and slice?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"vodka please barman

Vodka ice? And I'm a lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Staggers back up stairs

ohhhh that's a nice new girl behind the bar

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"After doing what I just done I need a very large stiff one, double Highland Park please!"

Sorry for your wait I had to find the Highland Park

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"vodka please barman

Vodka ice? And I'm a lady

My apologies! Just neat thanks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"vodka please barman

Vodka ice? And I'm a lady

My apologies! Just neat thanks!

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here you go sir enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on the Anciano Crianza and Tempranillo I was given by my sister-in-law for Xmas. It's actually rather pleasant

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"vodka please barman

Vodka ice? And I'm a lady

My apologies! Just neat thanks!

I thought the boobs we a giveaway

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm on the Anciano Crianza and Tempranillo I was given by my sister-in-law for Xmas. It's actually rather pleasant

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you can't bring your own drinks in here madam without my approval,please step into my office and bring your bottle and we can have a little chat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm on the Anciano Crianza and Tempranillo I was given by my sister-in-law for Xmas. It's actually rather pleasant

you can't bring your own drinks in here madam without my approval,please step into my office and bring your bottle and we can have a little chat

Ooh err - first time I've been mistaken for a woman.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm on the Anciano Crianza and Tempranillo I was given by my sister-in-law for Xmas. It's actually rather pleasant

you can't bring your own drinks in here madam without my approval,please step into my office and bring your bottle and we can have a little chat

Ooh err - first time I've been mistaken for a woman.

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ive just noticed that lmfao

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I'm on the Anciano Crianza and Tempranillo I was given by my sister-in-law for Xmas. It's actually rather pleasant

you can't bring your own drinks in here madam without my approval,please step into my office and bring your bottle and we can have a little chat

Ooh err - first time I've been mistaken for a woman.

He's been helping himself to the optics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm on the Anciano Crianza and Tempranillo I was given by my sister-in-law for Xmas. It's actually rather pleasant

you can't bring your own drinks in here madam without my approval,please step into my office and bring your bottle and we can have a little chat

Ooh err - first time I've been mistaken for a woman.

ive just noticed that lmfao

You're ok gorgeous

Mwahh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After doing what I just done I need a very large stiff one, double Highland Park please!

Sorry for your wait I had to find the Highland Park "

You're a woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite like the look of this bar, think I might stick around for a cheeky couple.... Go on barman/duchess I'll have a JD on the rocks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm on the Anciano Crianza and Tempranillo I was given by my sister-in-law for Xmas. It's actually rather pleasant

you can't bring your own drinks in here madam without my approval,please step into my office and bring your bottle and we can have a little chat

Ooh err - first time I've been mistaken for a woman.

ive just noticed that lmfao

You're ok gorgeous

Mwahh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Diet Coke please, I'm back to work tomorrow

Diet Ice and slice? "

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fed up with Champers, drambuie for me please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fed up with Champers, drambuie for me please "
of course madam,I've just got to pick a bottle up from the cellar I won't be long

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

G&T please, slice no ice x

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"After doing what I just done I need a very large stiff one, double Highland Park please!

Sorry for your wait I had to find the Highland Park

You're a woman!"

Well I was last time I looked

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"G&T please, slice no ice x"

G and t no ice x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something cold and Pink please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Get off the f.....g pool table!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Something cold and Pink please?"
just out of the cellar madam,your wish is my command

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Get off the f.....g pool table!!!

You told me to get ON it last night... make your effin mind up!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"G&T please, slice no ice x

G and t no ice x"

Heavy on the G, not so much on the T

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"G&T please, slice no ice x

G and t no ice x

Heavy on the G, not so much on the T

As you wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something cold and Pink please?just out of the cellar madam,your wish is my command

Or you can get back on the cellar while I grab Honey and dance on the tables!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a gin and elderflower please

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Something cold and Pink please?"

Raspberry mojoti?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I have a gin and elderflower please"

Would you like a large one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Southern comfort on the rocks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Barmaid step into my office please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Southern comfort on the rocks "
my pleasure,nuts with that madam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a gin and elderflower please

Would you like a large one? "

Yep...large bowl glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Southern comfort on the rocks my pleasure,nuts with that madam

Oh yes please love nuts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a gin and elderflower please

Would you like a large one?

Yep...large bowl glass"
here you go my lovely,have it on me

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Barmaid step into my office please

What have I done?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just pass me a bottle of red and a large glass please waiter, I'll be sat in my usual corner...

Thanks x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Southern comfort on the rocks my pleasure,nuts with that madam

Oh yes please love nuts

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salted or roasted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Southern comfort on the rocks my pleasure,nuts with that madam

Oh yes please love nuts

salted or roasted

Salted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit girly for a guy but been on rhubarb gin and fever tree tonic tonight, absolutely loved it. Had a few blue moon beers to start of with (which is beer with orange slices in it) ever so slightly pissed but both drinks contained fruit so deffo part or my five a day!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Barmaid step into my office please

What have I done?

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can someone hold the fort for an age please ,just got to show one of my staff the rope in the cellar

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Barmaid step into my office please

What have I done?

can someone hold the fort for an age please ,just got to show one of my staff the rope in the cellar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bit girly for a guy but been on rhubarb gin and fever tree tonic tonight, absolutely loved it. Had a few blue moon beers to start of with (which is beer with orange slices in it) ever so slightly pissed but both drinks contained fruit so deffo part or my five a day!

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have a grape on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello.... Still waiting for wine here!!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Hello.... Still waiting for wine here!!

Terribly sorry for the delay a bottle of red for the lady

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Hello.... Still waiting for wine here!!

Terribly sorry for the delay a bottle of red for the lady "

I was somewhat tied up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello.... Still waiting for wine here!!

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walking past and gets this complaint

im really sorry madam,I've got a private bar with a lovely inviting hot tub up stairs would you like a little bit more privacy up there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you.... It's just been one of those days...

Goes off to sit in usual corner....

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

may I have a refill please...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thank you.... It's just been one of those days...

Goes off to sit in usual corner....

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are you ready to go upstairs madam

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"may I have a refill please... "

One g&t heavy on the gin coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes total today lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"may I have a refill please... "
of course madam,would you like a tour of my pub?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Yes total today lol"

I'm sorry sir didn't quiet catch what you wanted.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes total today lol

I'm sorry sir didn't quiet catch what you wanted. "

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By *ust BecciCouple
over a year ago

Loughborough

southern comfort please

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"may I have a refill please...

One g&t heavy on the gin coming up "

I see the "manager" is leaving you to do all the work. Hope you will be heavily recompensed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Feeling a bit light headed stagersy up to bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"may I have a refill please...

One g&t heavy on the gin coming up

I see the "manager" is leaving you to do all the work. Hope you will be heavily recompensed

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"may I have a refill please...

One g&t heavy on the gin coming up

I see the "manager" is leaving you to do all the work. Hope you will be heavily recompensed

I think my trial shift is over now.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"may I have a refill please... of course madam,would you like a tour of my pub?

only if you can carry me upstairs.... fireman's lift will do

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"southern comfort please"

Would you like ice?

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By *ust BecciCouple
over a year ago

Loughborough

yes please

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

A Baileys and fanta for me please.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"yes please"

Southern comfort and ice for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"may I have a refill please... of course madam,would you like a tour of my pub?

only if you can carry me upstairs.... fireman's lift will do "
gets her on my balaster and pulls her with my rope

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"A Baileys and fanta for me please."

One baileys with ice?

One Fanta ice with that?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"may I have a refill please... of course madam,would you like a tour of my pub?

only if you can carry me upstairs.... fireman's lift will do gets her on my balaster and pulls her with my rope

whitt? you've no got a Stenna?? Exactly what type of establishment is this?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thank you.... It's just been one of those days...

Goes off to sit in usual corner....

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hot tub is ready for you now madam

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Good night ladies and gentlemen my trial shift is over.

Enjoy your Evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good night ladies and gentlemen my trial shift is over.

Enjoy your Evening "
your hired xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes total today lol

I'm sorry sir didn't quiet catch what you wanted. "
tea totaly tea please ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes total today lol

I'm sorry sir didn't quiet catch what you wanted. tea totaly tea please ....

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here you go sir.would you like a scone with that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

LAST ORDERS PLEASE

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"LAST ORDERS PLEASE

Drinks all round you gave me the job

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"LAST ORDERS PLEASE

Drinks all round you gave me the job

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

errrm excuse me... still on the stairs!!!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strawberry daiquiri please Sir

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Strawberry daiquiri please Sir"
only drinks in my private quarters now madam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes total today lol

I'm sorry sir didn't quiet catch what you wanted. tea totaly tea please ....

here you go sir.would you like a scone with that?

"
cake!!

I do like to have my cake and eat it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wakes up on the pool table

pours a swift one and staggers up to the hot tub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bar shut early I see lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gimme some wake up juice.

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By *ester!Man
over a year ago

Cheshire

Has to be a JD on ice for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cappuccino

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