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Was Jesus Good In Bed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hmmm...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Bet he could perform miracles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With women or his disciples?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab straight you think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never met him so couldn't tell you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dan Brown thinks he planted a seed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I reckon the man was packing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's supposed to have been a virgin like his mother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder who's better in bed out of John Terry and Wayne Bridge.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Jesus do I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I know is he was a 'cross' dresser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there's a hell, I'm going there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I scream his name out often enough. Him and his dad...

I seem to get very religious in bed.

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

He nailed a few broads in his time

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By *reenleavesCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

He tried pegging once but wasn't a fan of getting nailed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there's a hell, I'm going there "

I be there first. I'll save you a seat at the front.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasn't he a carpenter? When a good carpenter nails something, it stays nailed.

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Probably learnt a few things from Mary Magdalene....

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Actually i reckon he was a cuckold

Disciples? Mary fans more like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pfft! And on one of the Christian calendars most Holy of days too!

As someone Christened into the CoE but essentially an atheist non-believer by choice it's just as well that I can see the funny side of the thread and I'm not insulted or offended by it, but I can understand if many practising Christians were.

G'wan, openly ask the same question about Religious Deities of all of the other major global faiths though .. I dare ya!

(And in answer to the question I reckon he was woeful - everytime he touched a pussy the bloody thing would heal up!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pfft! And on one of the Christian calendars most Holy of days too!

As someone Christened into the CoE but essentially an atheist non-believer by choice it's just as well that I can see the funny side of the thread and I'm not insulted or offended by it, but I can understand if many practising Christians were.

G'wan, openly ask the same question about Religious Deities of all of the other major global faiths though .. I dare ya!

(And in answer to the question I reckon he was woeful - everytime he touched a pussy the bloody thing would heal up!)"

And it took him 3 days to rise again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FFS.... really????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucked a guy who looked like Jesus...not gonna lie, he was pretty average

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was celibate, Wasn't he?

Plenty of "Jesuses" in south America who aren't, probably a few skilled lovers amongst them.

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Big fan of the missionary position

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Yeah .... and against the wall, behind the inn, next to the stable and in the gardens of Gethsemane.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes he was great, me him, thor & loki had an amazing gangbang.. the holy ghost just watched

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He might have batted for the other team, he did hang around with 12 men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All I know is he was a 'cross' dresser "

I'm not surprised, I'd be cross too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there's a hell, I'm going there "

I wouldn't worry about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think he was gay or asexual. His lifestyle certainly? indicated he could not have married.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think he was gay or asexual. His lifestyle certainly? indicated he could not have married. "
in judea it was illegal to be gay at the time of christ. He would have been stoned to death. Or so some historical commentators have posited. The Jews had very strong opinions on "sodomites"

Remember at the time he wasn't preaching a new religion. He was just preaching his version of the existing religion and there were other prophets walking around at the same time as him. To be seen as legit he would have to conform to the Jewish ideals of the day. He had a wife. It's just been airbrushed out of history

Now onto the very serious question ... I would say he was a real goer. Lots of stamina but tender too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think he was gay or asexual. His lifestyle certainly? indicated he could not have married. in judea it was illegal to be gay at the time of christ. He would have been stoned to death. Or so some historical commentators have posited. The Jews had very strong opinions on "sodomites"

Remember at the time he wasn't preaching a new religion. He was just preaching his version of the existing religion and there were other prophets walking around at the same time as him. To be seen as legit he would have to conform to the Jewish ideals of the day. He had a wife. It's just been airbrushed out of history

Now onto the very serious question ... I would say he was a real goer. Lots of stamina but tender too. "

He could not have had a wife as he travelled around from town to town. Jewish women of the day couldn't leave the house unchapperoned and uncovered and could not work, they were supported by their father then husband (like modern day Saudi).

Just like John before him, Jesus was nomadic and could not support a wife in that culture.

The gay thing was semi-glib. He did call Peter "rock" lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think he was gay or asexual. His lifestyle certainly? indicated he could not have married. in judea it was illegal to be gay at the time of christ. He would have been stoned to death. Or so some historical commentators have posited. The Jews had very strong opinions on "sodomites"

Remember at the time he wasn't preaching a new religion. He was just preaching his version of the existing religion and there were other prophets walking around at the same time as him. To be seen as legit he would have to conform to the Jewish ideals of the day. He had a wife. It's just been airbrushed out of history

Now onto the very serious question ... I would say he was a real goer. Lots of stamina but tender too. "

A wife would potentially mean a surviving blood line, perhaps the reason for the airbrushing, if indeed anything approaching what you intimate actually happened.

Every descendent would be viewed with reverence and worshiped as living descendents of a deity.

In a way his purported celibacy and chaste life makes him a particularly intriguing figure. His faith and spiritual life was his vice and passion perhaps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think he was gay or asexual. His lifestyle certainly? indicated he could not have married. in judea it was illegal to be gay at the time of christ. He would have been stoned to death. Or so some historical commentators have posited. The Jews had very strong opinions on "sodomites"

Remember at the time he wasn't preaching a new religion. He was just preaching his version of the existing religion and there were other prophets walking around at the same time as him. To be seen as legit he would have to conform to the Jewish ideals of the day. He had a wife. It's just been airbrushed out of history

Now onto the very serious question ... I would say he was a real goer. Lots of stamina but tender too.

A wife would potentially mean a surviving blood line, perhaps the reason for the airbrushing, if indeed anything approaching what you intimate actually happened.

Every descendent would be viewed with reverence and worshiped as living descendents of a deity.

In a way his purported celibacy and chaste life makes him a particularly intriguing figure. His faith and spiritual life was his vice and passion perhaps."

You guys are getting it all wrong. It's not like other historic figures never had wives due to "airbrushing". Mohammed had over 8 and Aisha was only 6 years old when he married her. So embarrasment is obviously no soley enough enlugh o warrant airbrushing Moses, Abraham all of them had wives. So why would anyone care? Mary is called the mother of God and no one bothered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blathsphemy....all of you. Damn you all to hell.....or the politics forum as it also know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you have to look at the origin of the whole religion to see why he was airbrushed. The very earliest cultists were seen as revolutionary and dangerous. A world where everyone was equal, where the poor had as much chance of getting into heaven as the rich ... where your behaviour here dictated your afterlife ... The rich elites wouldn't have wanted that at all. And yes, you cannot have people walking around claiming to be the king of heavens ancestors. They would have been a powerbase that would invite retribution. The airbrushing could have been done to protect his line from harm.

To get legitimacy for the religion many things were done. Incorporating the sol ivictus cult into Christianity for example changed lots of the symbols associated with jesus. The sun disk surrounding his head (the undefeated sun was a cult from sun worshiping Egypt that became very popular in Rome.)

And in the early church there were many different factions that had different views on life. Living in hedonistic Rome where sex was often seen as a political tool and fidelity was an oddity rather than the norm, the church would have seen celibacy as a way to differentiate itself from the other religions and as an easy way to get good credit for getting into heaven. Yeah. You might be poor but if you don't fuck around you will get into gods home. So be good

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over a year ago


"I think he was gay or asexual. His lifestyle certainly? indicated he could not have married. in judea it was illegal to be gay at the time of christ. He would have been stoned to death. Or so some historical commentators have posited. The Jews had very strong opinions on "sodomites"

Remember at the time he wasn't preaching a new religion. He was just preaching his version of the existing religion and there were other prophets walking around at the same time as him. To be seen as legit he would have to conform to the Jewish ideals of the day. He had a wife. It's just been airbrushed out of history

Now onto the very serious question ... I would say he was a real goer. Lots of stamina but tender too.

A wife would potentially mean a surviving blood line, perhaps the reason for the airbrushing, if indeed anything approaching what you intimate actually happened.

Every descendent would be viewed with reverence and worshiped as living descendents of a deity.

In a way his purported celibacy and chaste life makes him a particularly intriguing figure. His faith and spiritual life was his vice and passion perhaps.

You guys are getting it all wrong. It's not like other historic figures never had wives due to "airbrushing". Mohammed had over 8 and Aisha was only 6 years old when he married her. So embarrasment is obviously no soley enough enlugh o warrant airbrushing Moses, Abraham all of them had wives. So why would anyone care? Mary is called the mother of God and no one bothered.

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Islam didn't develop in Rome. It was a religion that flourished amongst tribes before it found civilisation. And abramah and moses were part of a kingly lineage. The old testament is a history of a people. By the time the Romans got to judea, the kingdom of Israel was gone, destroyed by the assyrians. Jesus and the cult he spawned were growing in one of the most political and power obsessed societies in the world. The roman emperors didn't let powerful people walk around in its empire. If you were a threat you were killed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry for derailing the thread

Jesus was an awesome lover

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Phew I'm glad that's over haha

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

The problem I see is that there are mo records of him from the time that he lived, until many years after his supposed life, or even the lifetimes of people who knew him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's always bragging about his second coming....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If there's a hell, I'm going there

I be there first. I'll save you a seat at the front. "
I have a seat reserved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus wept.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With women or his disciples? "
A good point....should have been on Fabguys as he spent so much time with his disciples!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With women or his disciples? A good point....should have been on Fabguys as he spent so much time with his disciples! "

The disciple who Jesus loves was leaning against him during the Last Supper. So Jesus was not against physical affectionate contact with a man with whom he shared an emotional connection

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By *imjohnCouple
over a year ago

Clacton on sea, Essex

He has sharp nails so be warned.

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By *ilentgirlWoman
over a year ago

That place in

I saw him in The Walking Dead

Must of getting tired of been a carpenter, trying the acting now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jesus wept."

Ive had meets like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give 1 girl to Jesus and he s ending having a MFFFF. Magic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry for derailing the thread

Jesus was an awesome lover"

Not at all, very interesting contributions indeed.

Although your theory is fascinating there are some even present day who sublimate their energies into a particular focus or passion, renouncing physical relations and common pursuits of pleasure to invest in the object of their devotion exclusively.

Jesus was human or atleast inhabited an earthly human vessel, did he have sexual feelings by virtue of his physicality but choose to suppress them and rechannel those energies elsewhere?

From what i know of him he seemed a very compassionate , caring and giving person/ demi god.. So I'd imagine if he had a sexual life, his lovers would've? been very happy indeed.

I personally think he was celibate though.

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