FabSwingers.com forum: words/expressions that make you really hot under the collar

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"living in sin"

"fornicating"

said in a disapproving tone.... so exciting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'stop putting veg-e-tebles in my bed, it's puuuurvuuuurse!' - that's horny!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'stop putting veg-e-tebles in my bed, it's puuuurvuuuurse!' - that's horny!!

LOL!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'stop putting veg-e-tebles in my bed, it's puuuurvuuuurse!' - that's horny!!

I'd go ferklin for her pea any time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'stop putting veg-e-tebles in my bed, it's puuuurvuuuurse!' - that's horny!!

I'd go ferklin for her pea any time. "

You'd be fighting me for it then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'stop putting veg-e-tebles in my bed, it's puuuurvuuuurse!' - that's horny!!

I'd go ferklin for her pea any time.

You'd be fighting me for it then.

Toss ye for it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'stop putting veg-e-tebles in my bed, it's puuuurvuuuurse!' - that's horny!!

I'd go ferklin for her pea any time.

You'd be fighting me for it then.

Toss ye for it!

You'll lose. I've been told many times that I'm a fucking big wanker.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

anal gaping

...

JOKING!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Muuuuuuuuum!!! Have you got any money?!!

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

comment that gets me hot as in annoyed is," can you do another shift, on your day off?"

one that gets me hot

is.. " suck my cock wench" when FSM says it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bail denied!"

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

". " suck my cock wench" when FSM says it.

Did that comment not get the bloke shot in "Thelma and Louise" ?;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run it up the flagpole and see which way it blows oooer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'stop putting veg-e-tebles in my bed, it's puuuurvuuuurse!' - that's horny!!

ha ha i love it.

i can take off accents quite well actually, mebbe need to do that one more often

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Note to folks:

By hot under the collar, I meant horny.

You're all so angry!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Note to folks:

By hot under the collar, I meant horny.

You're all so angry!

Dont worry, I got you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Bail denied!"

XX"

PMSL

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

". " suck my cock wench" when FSM says it.

Did that comment not get the bloke shot in "Thelma and Louise" ?;-)"

FSM is a very quiet man normally... and the first time i tried to get him to talk dirty. while spanking me he said and i quote " your a very bad girl. a very bad girl... you forgot to buy the milk.."

i laughed so much i think it put him off for a while.. so when he does say things like suck my cock wench i know he is real horny and is saying it to please me.. and that makes me horny. lol

sorry wafling..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fun and frolics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

polo neck jumpers

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

Its a bit rude... not sure I can...

Mistress x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im wet" or soaking, words to that degree...BOING!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its a bit rude... not sure I can...

Mistress x"

you like 'chaste' girlies huh?

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

"Its a bit rude... not sure I can...

Mistress x

you like 'chaste' girlies huh?

lol No in person the ruder the better!

Mistress x

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

well now u know... lol

Mistress x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"well now u know... lol

Mistress x"

I can keep a secret

Even if wishy gives me the puppy eyes!

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

"well now u know... lol

Mistress x

I can keep a secret

Even if wishy gives me the puppy eyes!

Lol I trust you.....

Mistress x

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By *iz78Woman
over a year ago

wirral

i have a male friend who gets turned on by the word MASSIVE, hes a big boob man and the word just gets his imagination going wild

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whatever.........grrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stupid Americanisms . "Listen up" (up where?) "Dumb down" (what, speak less?) "Regular coffee or tea" (no, just this one-oh you mean medium sized)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Things "kicking in". Just fuck off with that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people say "in my honest opinion" You just know its s little un with their hump trunning on their laptop.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

When asked in Fast Food Restaurants,

"Do you want fries with that?"

I usually ask the cretinous oaf behind the counter with...

"Did you hear me state I wanted them in my order?"

Sometimes, I get a response of "No", to which I reply, "then, there's your answer!"

If I get no positive reply at all, I say "I asked for what I wanted. Do they not teach you how to tell the difference between a positive customer order and a customer who is indecisive?"

If they don't get it after that, I walk out.....immediately!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a porn clip a few years I first heard the phrase 'oh yeah, suck that fuckin crane' (has to be said in an american porn accent).

It made me howl with laughter but when I told the other half she was and still is disgusted by it.

So by far the easiest way to wind her up is to ask her if she fancies suckin my crane.

Evil I know, but amusing just the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In a porn clip a few years I first heard the phrase 'oh yeah, suck that fuckin crane' (has to be said in an american porn accent).

It made me howl with laughter but when I told the other half she was and still is disgusted by it.

So by far the easiest way to wind her up is to ask her if she fancies suckin my crane.

Evil I know, but amusing just the same

Only in American porn.. wouldn't sound half as funny in German

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