FabSwingers.com forum: Witty one liners

By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

So i thought i'd put this to you guys as you are a humorous bunch!!

So a friend is wanting some souvenir stickers made for an adult event (very much in the mocking style of 'i went to blackpool and all i got was this lousy tshirt')

Need to be short and sweet but he wants a variety

my suggestion was

" i was 2 people short of a threesome at XXXX*"

Crack on lovelys. Help me out. Theres no limit

*would say event name not xxxx obviously

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Fuck Me Quick

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

I Went To XXXX And All I Got Was This Lousy STI

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Fuck Me Quick"

Choke me slow

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I Went To XXXX And All I Got Was This Lousy STI"

I like that one

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Suck Me. I'm VWE.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I Went To XXXX And All I Got Was This Lousy STI"

Or even

I went to xxxx and all I got was a lousy vag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw, I came I conquered xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was promised a swanky venue at xxxx, they forgot the s.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

I Rode A Big One At XXXX

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I went to XXXX and came back pregnant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had my bukkake and ate it at xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*at the bottom of the shirt, in small letters*

If you can read this, you're in the right place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*at the bottom of the shirt, in small letters*

If you can read this, you're in the right place

With the event name on the top left breast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I Went To XXXX And All I Got Was This Lousy STI"

I gather you're not in marketing.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I never got arrested at XXXX but I did end up in cuffs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I Went To XXXX And All I Got Was This Lousy STI

I gather you're not in marketing.

have you read the thread premise?

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"I Went To XXXX And All I Got Was This Lousy STI

I gather you're not in marketing.

Ever heard the expression there's no such thing as bad publicity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I Went To XXXX And All I Got Was This Lousy STI

I gather you're not in marketing.

have you read the thread premise?"

yes, just thought the prospect of leaving an adult event with an STI was a bit beyond the pale. I know it's not advertising for the event, but even as a souvenir it sounds a bit odd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was well fucked at xxxxx

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By *4gnumprMan
over a year ago

telford

i rode the big slapper

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Swapped the wife and got this sticker.... awesome trade

*just laughed at my own joke

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I had my bukkake and ate it at xxxx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Xxxx the only place where playing leapfrog with a unicorn is a great idea

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

[Removed by poster at 16/04/17 13:15:27]

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Woke up at the crack of Dawn. Next to Louise too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 women 1 morningstar brought to you by xxxx

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By *issVeryWoman
over a year ago

streatham

Genuine conversation with a friend last night:

(Moaning about timewasters)

Me: it's not easy being promiscuous when you have standards

Her: they should put that on a tshirt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted to go on the slide at the park but ended up swinging at xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Australians will do anything for a xxxx

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Australians will do anything for a xxxx

I was waiting for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

slap that and ride the ripples xx

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By *issVeryWoman
over a year ago

streatham

Come Came to XXXX

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"I saw, I came I conquered xxxx"

Like this one but change the order to

I saw, I conquered, I came

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw, I came I conquered xxxx

Like this one but change the order to

I saw, I conquered, I came"

Yeh, your order is better x

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Donkey dick rides £1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw, I came I conquered xxxx

Like this one but change the order to

I saw, I conquered, I came

Yeh, your order is better x"

Or "I came, I saw, I came again"

Or just "Pussy Patrol" t-shirts like the Inbetweeners

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"I went to XXXX and came back pregnant

Yeah, you could put the last word in capitals across the tummy so it gets bigger as the bump stretches the shirt.

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

He promised me we were going to phuket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met your mum at xxxx

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Its not tshirts. Its stickers x

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go to XXXX.

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go to XXXX."

Yesssss!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I visited XXXX, now all my holes have lost all elasticity!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bum p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got more bang to my buck at XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet and wild

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not the stickiest thing on my chest at XXXX

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By *oodnitegirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Not the stickiest thing on my chest at XXXX"

Haha i lol'd at that x

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

I got some Blackpool rock at XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not the stickiest thing on my chest at XXXX

Haha i lol'd at that x"

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

I come in a man and left... Well that's fab straight for ya..

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Wine me dine me 69 me!

I visited Blackpool and saw a big errection!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blow job makes your day!

Anal sex makes your whole weak!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I Went To XXXX And All I Got Was This Lousy STI

I like that one

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Not sure the event would appreciate that one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Official xxxx muff diving team.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cuniligus carnival this way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@ xxxx

Lots of ATM......but no cash machines!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not just any fucking event. One damp thing after the other....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Abstinence causes mental illness. Got my innoculation at xxxx.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tonight's forecast: 99% chance of Wine.

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