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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm awake and discombobulated. Who else is about and what are you up to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pervin over you whilst trying to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm being an awesome forum thread legend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm awake, can't sleep, so sat on the sofa a little horny and perusing fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Father Ted, and gin and tonic

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

At work.... a very quiet shift tonight... roll on 0630.

Fab, the Iplayer and a kettle for company,

well my colleagues have no idea about Fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pervin over you whilst trying to work "

I've only one pic up, I'm poor perving material!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm being an awesome forum thread legend."

Are you though? Where's the late thread?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm awake, can't sleep, so sat on the sofa a little horny and perusing fab."

I suspect there's a plethora of sofa-sitters and a bundle of bed-nesters too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell asleep at 9pm, woke to let pups out and just going to have some more pain meds and hopefully sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Father Ted, and gin and tonic "

Gin and Tonic, love it and paired with father ted even better!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Father Ted, and gin and tonic "

Bless me Father, for I have ginned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm awake, can't sleep, so sat on the sofa a little horny and perusing fab.

I suspect there's a plethora of sofa-sitters and a bundle of bed-nesters too "

Being interesting to see!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At work.... a very quiet shift tonight... roll on 0630.

Fab, the Iplayer and a kettle for company,

well my colleagues have no idea about Fab "

Kettle down, we're here all night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just redone my profile over a few vodkas what do you think ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fell asleep at 9pm, woke to let pups out and just going to have some more pain meds and hopefully sleep"

Hope you get some rest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just redone my profile over a few vodkas what do you think ha "

Hang on, I'll have a look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm being an awesome forum thread legend.

Are you though? Where's the late thread? "

There was an Evening all thread. I thought that thread had it covered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/04/17 02:26:55]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just redone my profile over a few vodkas what do you think ha

Hang on, I'll have a look. "

That's a lot of info.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm being an awesome forum thread legend.

Are you though? Where's the late thread?

There was an Evening all thread. I thought that thread had it covered."

Ahhhh, gotcha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just redone my profile over a few vodkas what do you think ha

Hang on, I'll have a look.

That's a lot of info. "
Yeah well I'm chatty ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great read its spot on ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by Gromit at 16/04/17 02:26:55]"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Linge micked by poster at 16/04/17 02:26:55]"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by Gromit at 16/04/17 02:26:55]"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's on the wireless?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fell asleep at 9pm, woke to let pups out and just going to have some more pain meds and hopefully sleep

Hope you get some rest "

Ta lovely, had enough meds to knock out a hippo so i should be asleep again soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great read its spot on .."
Cheers if you mean mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fell asleep at 9pm, woke to let pups out and just going to have some more pain meds and hopefully sleep

Hope you get some rest

Ta lovely, had enough meds to knock out a hippo so i should be asleep again soon "

I like hippos. True fact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Father Ted, and gin and tonic

Bless me Father, for I have ginned. "

The father, the son and the holy spirit (hic)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by Gromit at 16/04/17 02:26:55]

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Who the hell is Gromit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by Gromit at 16/04/17 02:26:55]

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See, told you I was being an awesome forum thread legend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's on the wireless?"

I'm listening to 5 Live.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by Gromit at 16/04/17 02:26:55]

See, told you I was being an awesome forum thread legend. "

There's no stopping you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Father Ted, and gin and tonic

Bless me Father, for I have ginned.

The father, the son and the holy spirit (hic) "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's on the wireless?

I'm listening to 5 Live."

Dotun?

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By *rueone71Man
over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes


"Father Ted, and gin and tonic "
no ice x me...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's on the wireless?

I'm listening to 5 Live.

Dotun?"

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by Gromit at 16/04/17 02:26:55]

See, told you I was being an awesome forum thread legend.

There's no stopping you. "

You can't keep a good man down.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'm being an awesome forum thread bellend."

Oops sorry, dodgy keyboard honest guv innit

Just chillin' after a couple of nights at Chams, and an afternoon/evening spent in several public hostelries in Brum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by Gromit at 16/04/17 02:26:55]

See, told you I was being an awesome forum thread legend.

There's no stopping you.

You can't keep a good man down."

Are you up? I can't see.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm being an awesome forum thread bellend.

Oops sorry, dodgy keyboard honest guv innit

Just chillin' after a couple of nights at Chams, and an afternoon/evening spent in several public hostelries in Brum "

You were at Chams? Who knew?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sing along!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ace, AC/DC discussion of sorts on 5 Live.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ace, AC/DC discussion of sorts on 5 Live."

Of sorts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm being an awesome forum thread bellend.

Oops sorry, dodgy keyboard honest guv innit

Just chillin' after a couple of nights at Chams, and an afternoon/evening spent in several public hostelries in Brum "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ace, AC/DC discussion of sorts on 5 Live.

Of sorts. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm awake, can't sleep, so sat on the sofa a little horny and perusing fab.

I suspect there's a plethora of sofa-sitters and a bundle of bed-nesters too "

people in sheds.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm awake, can't sleep, so sat on the sofa a little horny and perusing fab.

I suspect there's a plethora of sofa-sitters and a bundle of bed-nesters too

people in sheds. "

Where's your shed at?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm awake, can't sleep, so sat on the sofa a little horny and perusing fab.

I suspect there's a plethora of sofa-sitters and a bundle of bed-nesters too

people in sheds.

Where's your shed at?"

In his fancy back garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Discombobulated

One of my favourite words..

That and dysdiadokokonesia

??

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

I'm just your regular grade insomniac

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm awake, can't sleep, so sat on the sofa a little horny and perusing fab.

I suspect there's a plethora of sofa-sitters and a bundle of bed-nesters too

people in sheds.

Where's your shed at?

In his fancy back garden."

I've a fancy front garden.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Discombobulated

One of my favourite words..

That and dysdiadokokonesia

??"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm just your regular grade insomniac "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm awake, can't sleep, so sat on the sofa a little horny and perusing fab.

I suspect there's a plethora of sofa-sitters and a bundle of bed-nesters too

people in sheds.

Where's your shed at?

In his fancy back garden.

I've a fancy front garden. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by Gromit at 16/04/17 02:26:55]

See, told you I was being an awesome forum thread legend.

There's no stopping you.

You can't keep a good man down."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX1DiNuVtDM

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'm just your regular grade insomniac "

Yo Mamma, you need to up your game innit sis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm awake, can't sleep, so sat on the sofa a little horny and perusing fab.

I suspect there's a plethora of sofa-sitters and a bundle of bed-nesters too

people in sheds.

Where's your shed at?

In his fancy back garden."

true dat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just your sexy grade insomniac "

correct

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by Gromit at 16/04/17 02:26:55]

See, told you I was being an awesome forum thread legend.

There's no stopping you.

You can't keep a good man down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX1DiNuVtDM"

The fact that is yard music and we're talking about gardens too, tickles me.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I've a fancy front garden. "

Most ladies wax. When can I have ma strimmer back?

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"I'm just your regular grade insomniac

Yo Mamma, you need to up your game innit sis "

Seems I've had it done for me curtesy of Christos

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've a fancy front garden.

Most ladies wax. When can I have ma strimmer back? "

Is it worth more in your hand, than in my bush?

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"I'm just your sexy grade insomniac

correct "

That's because I'm worth keeping it up all night for

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm just your sexy grade insomniac

correct

That's because I'm worth keeping it up all night for "

Yeah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just your regular grade insomniac

Yo Mamma, you need to up your game innit sis

Seems I've had it done to me curtesy of Christos "

well...not yet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fell asleep at 9pm, woke to let pups out and just going to have some more pain meds and hopefully sleep

Hope you get some rest

Ta lovely, had enough meds to knock out a hippo so i should be asleep again soon

I like hippos. True fact. "

I saw a video of a baby one the other day on fb, instantly melted it was soo freaking cute! I love hippos (being the size of one its like a kindred spirit)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just your sexy grade insomniac

correct

That's because I'm worth keeping it up all night for "

i've seen yer pics...i'm gonna agree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by Gromit at 16/04/17 02:26:55]

See, told you I was being an awesome forum thread legend.

There's no stopping you.

You can't keep a good man down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX1DiNuVtDM

The fact that is yard music and we're talking about gardens too, tickles me. "

in your fancy front garden?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fell asleep at 9pm, woke to let pups out and just going to have some more pain meds and hopefully sleep

Hope you get some rest

Ta lovely, had enough meds to knock out a hippo so i should be asleep again soon

I like hippos. True fact.

I saw a video of a baby one the other day on fb, instantly melted it was soo freaking cute! I love hippos (being the size of one its like a kindred spirit) "

Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros -- Flight of the Conchords

https://youtu.be/FArZxLj6DLk

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by Gromit at 16/04/17 02:26:55]

See, told you I was being an awesome forum thread legend.

There's no stopping you.

You can't keep a good man down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX1DiNuVtDM

The fact that is yard music and we're talking about gardens too, tickles me.

in your fancy front garden?"

I like to be tickled there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by Gromit at 16/04/17 02:26:55]

See, told you I was being an awesome forum thread legend.

There's no stopping you.

You can't keep a good man down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX1DiNuVtDM"

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"I'm just your regular grade insomniac

Yo Mamma, you need to up your game innit sis

Seems I've had it done to me curtesy of Christos

well...not yet... "

well you know they say there's a time and place for everything

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I've a fancy front garden.

Most ladies wax. When can I have ma strimmer back?

Is it worth more in your hand, than in my bush? "

It does instant vajazzles as well, so it's worth its weight in glitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've a fancy front garden.

Most ladies wax. When can I have ma strimmer back?

Is it worth more in your hand, than in my bush?

It does instant vajazzles as well, so it's worth its weight in glitter "

Sounds like this strimmer belongs to Tink.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"I've a fancy front garden.

Most ladies wax. When can I have ma strimmer back?

Is it worth more in your hand, than in my bush?

It does instant vajazzles as well, so it's worth its weight in glitter

Sounds like this strimmer belongs to Tink."

Nah she has fairy dust that makes your foof magically gorgeous in an instance

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"I've a fancy front garden.

Most ladies wax. When can I have ma strimmer back?

Is it worth more in your hand, than in my bush?

It does instant vajazzles as well, so it's worth its weight in glitter

Sounds like this strimmer belongs to Tink."

Shurrup you, I only "borrowed" it for the evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's too tricky to explain what it is.....I'd have to come and show you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've a fancy front garden.

Most ladies wax. When can I have ma strimmer back?

Is it worth more in your hand, than in my bush?

It does instant vajazzles as well, so it's worth its weight in glitter

Sounds like this strimmer belongs to Tink."

It does. It's all a bit too vajazzle dazzle for me. I just want a fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fell asleep at 9pm, woke to let pups out and just going to have some more pain meds and hopefully sleep

Hope you get some rest

Ta lovely, had enough meds to knock out a hippo so i should be asleep again soon

I like hippos. True fact.

I saw a video of a baby one the other day on fb, instantly melted it was soo freaking cute! I love hippos (being the size of one its like a kindred spirit)

Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros -- Flight of the Conchords

https://youtu.be/FArZxLj6DLk

"

Thats awesome!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fell asleep at 9pm, woke to let pups out and just going to have some more pain meds and hopefully sleep

Hope you get some rest

Ta lovely, had enough meds to knock out a hippo so i should be asleep again soon

I like hippos. True fact.

I saw a video of a baby one the other day on fb, instantly melted it was soo freaking cute! I love hippos (being the size of one its like a kindred spirit)

Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros -- Flight of the Conchords

https://youtu.be/FArZxLj6DLk

Thats awesome!!!"

It is. And I can rap it all too -- I'm actually pretty spesh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've a fancy front garden.

Most ladies wax. When can I have ma strimmer back?

Is it worth more in your hand, than in my bush?

It does instant vajazzles as well, so it's worth its weight in glitter

Sounds like this strimmer belongs to Tink.

It does. It's all a bit too vajazzle dazzle for me. I just want a fuck. "

Me too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/04/17 03:18:46]

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I've a fancy front garden.

Most ladies wax. When can I have ma strimmer back?

Is it worth more in your hand, than in my bush?

It does instant vajazzles as well, so it's worth its weight in glitter

Sounds like this strimmer belongs to Tink.

It does. It's all a bit too vajazzle dazzle for me. I just want a fuck.

Me too."

Bend over then bruv, whose turn is it to go on top?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fell asleep at 9pm, woke to let pups out and just going to have some more pain meds and hopefully sleep

Hope you get some rest

Ta lovely, had enough meds to knock out a hippo so i should be asleep again soon

I like hippos. True fact.

I saw a video of a baby one the other day on fb, instantly melted it was soo freaking cute! I love hippos (being the size of one its like a kindred spirit)

Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros -- Flight of the Conchords

https://youtu.be/FArZxLj6DLk

Thats awesome!!!

It is. And I can rap it all too -- I'm actually pretty spesh! "

If only we could put vids on here id love to see that!!! You need your own youtube channel

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've a fancy front garden.

Most ladies wax. When can I have ma strimmer back?

Is it worth more in your hand, than in my bush?

It does instant vajazzles as well, so it's worth its weight in glitter

Sounds like this strimmer belongs to Tink.

It does. It's all a bit too vajazzle dazzle for me. I just want a fuck.

Me too."

Just a simple -- Hello, clothes off, flesh on flesh screw until both are sweaty, exhausted and sated. Then a cup of tea and some cheese on toast. Then another fuck. Oh and giggles. And breathiness.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fell asleep at 9pm, woke to let pups out and just going to have some more pain meds and hopefully sleep

Hope you get some rest

Ta lovely, had enough meds to knock out a hippo so i should be asleep again soon

I like hippos. True fact.

I saw a video of a baby one the other day on fb, instantly melted it was soo freaking cute! I love hippos (being the size of one its like a kindred spirit)

Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros -- Flight of the Conchords

https://youtu.be/FArZxLj6DLk

Thats awesome!!!

It is. And I can rap it all too -- I'm actually pretty spesh!

If only we could put vids on here id love to see that!!! You need your own youtube channel "

I don't think anyone wants to see me on cam!

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Im up , (8 hours behind ya'll) watching a baseball game from the west coast

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im up , (8 hours behind ya'll) watching a baseball game from the west coast"

Hey Bill

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Just a simple -- Hello, clothes off, flesh on flash screw until both are sweaty, exhausted and sated. Then a cup of tea and some cheese on toast. Then another fuck. Oh and giggles. And breathiness."

What kind of cheese have you got, cos that could be a deal breaker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just got home after an argument with an American trumpet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fell asleep at 9pm, woke to let pups out and just going to have some more pain meds and hopefully sleep

Hope you get some rest

Ta lovely, had enough meds to knock out a hippo so i should be asleep again soon

I like hippos. True fact.

I saw a video of a baby one the other day on fb, instantly melted it was soo freaking cute! I love hippos (being the size of one its like a kindred spirit)

Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros -- Flight of the Conchords

https://youtu.be/FArZxLj6DLk

Thats awesome!!!

It is. And I can rap it all too -- I'm actually pretty spesh!

If only we could put vids on here id love to see that!!! You need your own youtube channel

I don't think anyone wants to see me on cam! "

I do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just a simple -- Hello, clothes off, flesh on flash screw until both are sweaty, exhausted and sated. Then a cup of tea and some cheese on toast. Then another fuck. Oh and giggles. And breathiness.

What kind of cheese have you got, cos that could be a deal breaker "

All. The. Cheeses.

There has always got to be a selection.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Im up , (8 hours behind ya'll) watching a baseball game from the west coast

Hey Bill "
hi estella

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just got home after an argument with an American trumpet."

Brassy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've a fancy front garden.

Most ladies wax. When can I have ma strimmer back?

Is it worth more in your hand, than in my bush?

It does instant vajazzles as well, so it's worth its weight in glitter

Sounds like this strimmer belongs to Tink.

It does. It's all a bit too vajazzle dazzle for me. I just want a fuck.

Me too.

Just a simple -- Hello, clothes off, flesh on flesh screw until both are sweaty, exhausted and sated. Then a cup of tea and some cheese on toast. Then another fuck. Oh and giggles. And breathiness. "

Delicious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've a fancy front garden.

Most ladies wax. When can I have ma strimmer back?

Is it worth more in your hand, than in my bush?

It does instant vajazzles as well, so it's worth its weight in glitter

Sounds like this strimmer belongs to Tink.

It does. It's all a bit too vajazzle dazzle for me. I just want a fuck.

Me too.

Bend over then bruv, whose turn is it to go on top? "

Haven't you got a strimmer to return?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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over a year ago


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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Just got home after an argument with an American trumpet.

Brassy."

He played all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order P-)

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Just a simple -- Hello, clothes off, flesh on flash screw until both are sweaty, exhausted and sated. Then a cup of tea and some cheese on toast. Then another fuck. Oh and giggles. And breathiness.

What kind of cheese have you got, cos that could be a deal breaker "

I be got some charcoal cheese, sticky toffee pudding cheese, Wensleydale with cranberries, Stilton, pepper jack and a bob standard mature cheddar

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just a simple -- Hello, clothes off, flesh on flash screw until both are sweaty, exhausted and sated. Then a cup of tea and some cheese on toast. Then another fuck. Oh and giggles. And breathiness.

What kind of cheese have you got, cos that could be a deal breaker

I be got some charcoal cheese, sticky toffee pudding cheese, Wensleydale with cranberries, Stilton, pepper jack and a bob standard mature cheddar"

Sticky toffee pudding cheese? What be this?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was not great in the art of debating the social sciences.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He was not great in the art of debating the social sciences."

Oh the humanities!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want cheese now!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want cheese now!!!"

I've gone and got some cheese and crackers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just got home after an argument with an American trumpet.

Brassy."
Well, it was instrumental

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Just a simple -- Hello, clothes off, flesh on flash screw until both are sweaty, exhausted and sated. Then a cup of tea and some cheese on toast. Then another fuck. Oh and giggles. And breathiness.

What kind of cheese have you got, cos that could be a deal breaker

I be got some charcoal cheese, sticky toffee pudding cheese, Wensleydale with cranberries, Stilton, pepper jack and a bob standard mature cheddar

Sticky toffee pudding cheese? What be this?! "

I've got a specialist cheese shop in the village next to mine they do all kinds of wonderful flavours and yes it's a cheese that tastes just like sticky toffee pudding. I don't know how they do it I just know I can't stop eating it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just a simple -- Hello, clothes off, flesh on flash screw until both are sweaty, exhausted and sated. Then a cup of tea and some cheese on toast. Then another fuck. Oh and giggles. And breathiness.

What kind of cheese have you got, cos that could be a deal breaker

I be got some charcoal cheese, sticky toffee pudding cheese, Wensleydale with cranberries, Stilton, pepper jack and a bob standard mature cheddar

Sticky toffee pudding cheese? What be this?!

I've got a specialist cheese shop in the village next to mine they do all kinds of wonderful flavours and yes it's a cheese that tastes just like sticky toffee pudding. I don't know how they do it I just know I can't stop eating it "

Amazing!

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By *nterracial2Couple
over a year ago

Ribble Valley

About to drive 300+ miles!

Caffeine... check

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"About to drive 300+ miles!

Caffeine... check"

Interesting, if it had been 500miles, would you have walked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strawberry cheese cake with extra cream... Living the dream

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"About to drive 300+ miles!

Caffeine... check"

You only want me for my cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want cheese now!!!

I've gone and got some cheese and crackers "

Ive none in.. monday i will be going to m&s for my fave cheese

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Just got home after an argument with an American trumpet.

Brassy. Well, it was instrumental"
wonder if he had tea with his American trumpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"About to drive 300+ miles!

Caffeine... check"
that's hardcore

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Came back from a night at a club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just got home after an argument with an American trumpet.

Brassy. Well, it was instrumentalwonder if he had tea with his American trumpet"
apparently not, just jam and a crumpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just got home after an argument with an American trumpet.

Brassy. Well, it was instrumentalwonder if he had tea with his American trumpet apparently not, just jam and a crumpet"
All I said was, social education is fucked when were taught to respect each other but world leaders act like bullies in the playground... Give a 3 year old access to a nuclear warhead, they might push that button, cause there curious and don't know the consequences lol

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Just got home after an argument with an American trumpet.

Brassy. Well, it was instrumentalwonder if he had tea with his American trumpet apparently not, just jam and a crumpet All I said was, social education is fucked when were taught to respect each other but world leaders act like bullies in the playground... Give a 3 year old access to a nuclear warhead, they might push that button, cause there curious and don't know the consequences lol"

Seriously between this and other threads, what have you been smoking tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just got home after an argument with an American trumpet.

Brassy. Well, it was instrumentalwonder if he had tea with his American trumpet apparently not, just jam and a crumpet All I said was, social education is fucked when were taught to respect each other but world leaders act like bullies in the playground... Give a 3 year old access to a nuclear warhead, they might push that button, cause there curious and don't know the consequences lol

Seriously between this and other threads, what have you been smoking tonight? "
Seriously? I've been smoking amber leaf, with added herbs, is it that obvious?

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By *elsh_lass74Woman
over a year ago

South Wales

I'm on my last break, of my last ever night shift!!!

Onto pastures new and early mornings instead. I can't wait

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