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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Feel like being violently sick. Just noseying at a profile, reading through, then it clicked. The name, age, location. And a tattoo I know. I actually feel like burning my own eyes out ??

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be an easy veri lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feel like being violently sick. Just noseying at a profile, reading through, then it clicked. The name, age, location. And a tattoo I know. I actually feel like burning my own eyes out ??"

What's her username?

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I hope you blocked her and that she doesn't use the forums.....

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

then block. Parents are entitled to a sex life.

You realise that if she reads the forum she will know you're on here too?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

She's probably looked at you too

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By *oraicsMan
over a year ago

naas

You serious?

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By *aughtybooyMan
over a year ago

maidstone

What's the profile name please?

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Cos mums aren't allowed a personal life?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol take it you have never used the who's near function?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feel like being violently sick. Just noseying at a profile, reading through, then it clicked. The name, age, location. And a tattoo I know. I actually feel like burning my own eyes out ??"

As bad as it is for you everyone needs to have fun. Just don't look again lol.

Each to their own

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Just block OP. Your parents are allowed to have a sex life too, it's not just something the young do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feel like being violently sick. Just noseying at a profile, reading through, then it clicked. The name, age, location. And a tattoo I know. I actually feel like burning my own eyes out ??

What's her username?"

Thinking of introducing her to yours, Jim?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feel like being violently sick. Just noseying at a profile, reading through, then it clicked. The name, age, location. And a tattoo I know. I actually feel like burning my own eyes out ??

What's her username?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I know she's entitled, I was more concerned about the fact I was noseying at it and then found out who it is! She can do what she wants I just feel a little disturbed because I've been gendering through the entire profile before I realised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like mother, like son eh.

I have children too, we're all mums, dads, sons or daughters.

Be happy she's having a sex life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cos mums aren't allowed a personal life?

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Any kind of life darling!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Like mother, like son eh.

I have children too, we're all mums, dads, sons or daughters.

Be happy she's having a sex life "

I'm perfectly happy she's doing it I'm just feeling crap because I've just read my mother's profile in full details before I realised who it was

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cos mums aren't allowed a personal life?

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Never meant to cause offence. O'm perfectly happy she's doing it I'm just feeling crap because I've just read my mother's profile in full details before I realised who it was

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Thank god mine are too young to be on here

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I know she's entitled, I was more concerned about the fact I was noseying at it and then found out who it is! She can do what she wants I just feel a little disturbed because I've been gendering through the entire profile before I realised "

Have you blocked her now? Are you happy for her to recognise you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feel like being violently sick. Just noseying at a profile, reading through, then it clicked. The name, age, location. And a tattoo I know. I actually feel like burning my own eyes out ??"

No way !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like mother, like son eh.

I have children too, we're all mums, dads, sons or daughters.

Be happy she's having a sex life

I'm perfectly happy she's doing it I'm just feeling crap because I've just read my mother's profile in full details before I realised who it was "

You didn't know it was her at the time. I know you can't unsee the seen, but you have to try to put it out of your mind.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Keep your face as your profile pic.... She can print it off and put it on her mantle piece

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol.

I think i can understand that must feel very strange OP..

I freaked out on discovering a neighbour was on here and thought about how I would feel if my adult children had profiles..

Very awkward, think I would probably leave..

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Your mum may have already looked at your profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I know she's entitled, I was more concerned about the fact I was noseying at it and then found out who it is! She can do what she wants I just feel a little disturbed because I've been gendering through the entire profile before I realised

Have you blocked her now? Are you happy for her to recognise you?

"

I blocked her the moment I realised who it was, but only after reading the entire profile and looking at the pictures. Don't get me wrong she's entitled to it but my God I wished I'd known straight away so I could've blocked her before looking!

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own


"Cos mums aren't allowed a personal life?

Any kind of life darling!! Lol "

Thats what they think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank god mine are too young to be on here "

And mine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a woman on here some years back. Soon after I met another, younger woman.

I met the older one a bit later....who then mentioned...I believe you met ***** the other week? Yes I said...you know her? Sure was her reply...she's my eldest daughter. Apparently they would even go to Chams together.

It's not a surprise that some people's parents are on here!

I could tell more tales regarding daughters and fab...but maybe not here lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your mum may have already looked at your profile "

Most likely, but I have my revealing pictures private so no issues there. I'm more scarred after seeing my mother's pictures, wished idve known before I'd seen them!

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By *irtycpl7980Couple
over a year ago

Northumberland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So out of 10 what would you rate the pictures

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

O god you poor thing lol.

You know she is entitled to fun too x

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By *irtycpl7980Couple
over a year ago

Northumberland

Did she have many veri's? Lol

As you say, it's perfectly natural but for those acting incredulous, how would you feel having read the profile AND then looked at the photos , let's be honest my parents could not have been more open with us as kids about sex but I still wouldn't want to see her pics and what she and who she is doing.

Still very funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She might use the forum too lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So out of 10 what would you rate the pictures "

Yeah. Is she hot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... Still waiting on that username

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feel like being violently sick. Just noseying at a profile, reading through, then it clicked. The name, age, location. And a tattoo I know. I actually feel like burning my own eyes out ??"

Oh my god that must be mortifying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's probably already seen you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Cool story bro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Feel like being violently sick. Just noseying at a profile, reading through, then it clicked. The name, age, location. And a tattoo I know. I actually feel like burning my own eyes out ??

Oh my god that must be mortifying!"

Telling me! Don't get me wrong, she's entitled to do what she wants, fair play. But I wish idve known before reading every detail and seeing everything! D:

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feel like being violently sick. Just noseying at a profile, reading through, then it clicked. The name, age, location. And a tattoo I know. I actually feel like burning my own eyes out ??

Oh my god that must be mortifying!

Telling me! Don't get me wrong, she's entitled to do what she wants, fair play. But I wish idve known before reading every detail and seeing everything! D:"

Oh wow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your mum may have already looked at your profile

Most likely, but I have my revealing pictures private so no issues there. I'm more scarred after seeing my mother's pictures, wished idve known before I'd seen them! "

So traumatised you shot straight off to put up a thread about it?

You could have shown some all round discretion and not looked at the pics and then kept the situation to yourself.

It's what grown ups do...

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

If she's done a local search in the age range she's looking for, you will probably have been in that search. Which would then beg the question why she didn't block you at that point.... Take that as a good sign that she probably hasn't seen you on here....

By the way - you have a fit mum! Be proud of that!!

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

As if you named her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I'd shit myself a bit too.

We don't really want to think of our parents doing the bed sheet bingo. Not normally anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your mum may have already looked at your profile

Most likely, but I have my revealing pictures private so no issues there. I'm more scarred after seeing my mother's pictures, wished idve known before I'd seen them!

So traumatised you shot straight off to put up a thread about it?

You could have shown some all round discretion and not looked at the pics and then kept the situation to yourself.

It's what grown ups do..."

Its rather bad yes, but I thoughthink it would make ano interesting topic for conversation. And also, I couldn't help looking at the pictures, I didn't know it was her, no face pictures. Wasn't until I saw the pictures there and then added everything together only after looking at the whole profile and all the pictures did I click and realise who it was. And I havnt named her so it's all gravy. Chill the bean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your mum may have already looked at your profile

Most likely, but I have my revealing pictures private so no issues there. I'm more scarred after seeing my mother's pictures, wished idve known before I'd seen them!

So traumatised you shot straight off to put up a thread about it?

You could have shown some all round discretion and not looked at the pics and then kept the situation to yourself.

It's what grown ups do...

Its rather bad yes, but I thoughthink it would make ano interesting topic for conversation. And also, I couldn't help looking at the pictures, I didn't know it was her, no face pictures. Wasn't until I saw the pictures there and then added everything together only after looking at the whole profile and all the pictures did I click and realise who it was. And I havnt named her so it's all gravy. Chill the bean "

Why lie? You did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your mum may have already looked at your profile

Most likely, but I have my revealing pictures private so no issues there. I'm more scarred after seeing my mother's pictures, wished idve known before I'd seen them!

So traumatised you shot straight off to put up a thread about it?

You could have shown some all round discretion and not looked at the pics and then kept the situation to yourself.

It's what grown ups do...

Its rather bad yes, but I thoughthink it would make ano interesting topic for conversation. And also, I couldn't help looking at the pictures, I didn't know it was her, no face pictures. Wasn't until I saw the pictures there and then added everything together only after looking at the whole profile and all the pictures did I click and realise who it was. And I havnt named her so it's all gravy. Chill the bean

Why lie? You did. "

Its true, you did...

I may have given her a cheeky wink.

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By *heMightyPhwoarMan
over a year ago

Asgard


"So out of 10 what would you rate the pictures

Yeah. Is she hot? "

Yes we want ratings, is she a milf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your mum may have already looked at your profile

Most likely, but I have my revealing pictures private so no issues there. I'm more scarred after seeing my mother's pictures, wished idve known before I'd seen them!

So traumatised you shot straight off to put up a thread about it?

You could have shown some all round discretion and not looked at the pics and then kept the situation to yourself.

It's what grown ups do...

Its rather bad yes, but I thoughthink it would make ano interesting topic for conversation. And also, I couldn't help looking at the pictures, I didn't know it was her, no face pictures. Wasn't until I saw the pictures there and then added everything together only after looking at the whole profile and all the pictures did I click and realise who it was. And I havnt named her so it's all gravy. Chill the bean "

Think you maybe did...??? Words just fail me.....

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"She's probably looked at you too "

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So out of 10 what would you rate the pictures

Yeah. Is she hot?

Yes we want ratings, is she a milf? "

Got a pretty good body on her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your mum may have already looked at your profile

Most likely, but I have my revealing pictures private so no issues there. I'm more scarred after seeing my mother's pictures, wished idve known before I'd seen them!

So traumatised you shot straight off to put up a thread about it?

You could have shown some all round discretion and not looked at the pics and then kept the situation to yourself.

It's what grown ups do...

Its rather bad yes, but I thoughthink it would make ano interesting topic for conversation. And also, I couldn't help looking at the pictures, I didn't know it was her, no face pictures. Wasn't until I saw the pictures there and then added everything together only after looking at the whole profile and all the pictures did I click and realise who it was. And I havnt named her so it's all gravy. Chill the bean

Why lie? You did.

Its true, you did...

I may have given her a cheeky wink. "

Im on mobile version, thought It was a private message didn't realise I'd posted it to the world!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your mum may have already looked at your profile

Most likely, but I have my revealing pictures private so no issues there. I'm more scarred after seeing my mother's pictures, wished idve known before I'd seen them!

So traumatised you shot straight off to put up a thread about it?

You could have shown some all round discretion and not looked at the pics and then kept the situation to yourself.

It's what grown ups do...

Its rather bad yes, but I thoughthink it would make ano interesting topic for conversation. And also, I couldn't help looking at the pictures, I didn't know it was her, no face pictures. Wasn't until I saw the pictures there and then added everything together only after looking at the whole profile and all the pictures did I click and realise who it was. And I havnt named her so it's all gravy. Chill the bean

Why lie? You did.

Its true, you did...

I may have given her a cheeky wink.

Im on mobile version, thought It was a private message didn't realise I'd posted it to the world! "

Reply and quote is on the right and reply privately is on the left.....

Epic fail. Tut tut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not the worse thing someone has started a thread about. Hope you don't have nightmares about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've fucked her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest, if I saw my mum and her hubby on here, I'd think good on them and block them. It's why I only have my face on show, so no one who knows me in real life can see owt dodgy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello son

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello son "

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Cool story bro"

Oh my god the whole family is on here!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

That's not going to be awkward for you next time you see her is it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That's not going to be awkward for you next time you see her is it! "

Haha, not much no Definately not one to bring up at a family bbq!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many of your mates have verified her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give her a wink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's UNLOS'd now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found my son on here, via local updates, blocked straight away, but then again, we are very open about things, and would no doubt have a laff about it, just don't want to see any pics and veris thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope the veris weren't too graphic!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

That's so tough - worse if reading it led to some thoughts that were unwelcome later on.

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

You weren't ummm... Indulging in a little self-pleasure were you OP when you came ,sorry, sorry, stumbled across Mummy's profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's not going to be awkward for you next time you see her is it!

Haha, not much no Definately not one to bring up at a family bbq!"

Glad you have family BBQs and not family spit roasts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's not going to be awkward for you next time you see her is it!

Haha, not much no Definately not one to bring up at a family bbq!

Glad you have family BBQs and not family spit roasts."

Oh no you didn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I met a woman on here some years back. Soon after I met another, younger woman.

I met the older one a bit later....who then mentioned...I believe you met ***** the other week? Yes I said...you know her? Sure was her reply...she's my eldest daughter. Apparently they would even go to Chams together.

It's not a surprise that some people's parents are on here!

I could tell more tales regarding daughters and fab...but maybe not here lol."
Keep it in the family ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many of your mates have verified her? "
Ha ha ha good one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've fucked her"
in your dreams stumpy ha ha and not according to your veris,

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"You weren't ummm... Indulging in a little self-pleasure were you OP when you came ,sorry, sorry, stumbled across Mummy's profile? "

Definitely something to put the OP off his stroke, bless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Keep your face as your profile pic.... She can print it off and put it on her mantle piece "

. Made me chuckle!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feel like being violently sick. Just noseying at a profile, reading through, then it clicked. The name, age, location. And a tattoo I know. I actually feel like burning my own eyes out ??"

Question is wonder if she has seen yes and went good on u my son. Yolo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry has to be done : Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope you blocked her and that she doesn't use the forums....."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry has to be done : Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry. "

Oh no u didn't ....... Lol

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By *oluptuousWetOneWoman
over a year ago

Wokingham / Reading

Looking at your friends list I wonder if you both on any of their lists

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She into anal?

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