FabSwingers.com forum: What Easter egg do you want?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I love an Easter egg, and while there was a similar thread to this on Swinging chat the other day, today's questions are: 1) what egg would you like tomorrow; 2) who is likely to give you that egg; 3) how many sittings will it take you to destroy, I mean eat, it; and 4) on a scale of 1 to 10 how disappointed will you be if you don't get it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like a giant egg which when I break it open out pops 3 sexy women all for me.

After that I wouldn't be too bothered about the egg.

Who would give me that? Hmm, wish I knew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hens egg please. I'll be giving it to myself, poached, with toasted crumpets.

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

Two eggs for me: ostrich and quail. I'd like to fry both and serve them side-by-side for the delicious juxtaposition.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ooh... good answers so far

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Tomorrow

I fear I may have been premature again

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

I haven't had one for 6 years. Ex hubby used to buy me an after 8 one every year

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

I have 2 x Lindor ones I am happy with

Just incorporated one into an easter pic

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought my own and eaten it already

Lindt Lindor nom nom nom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tomorrow

I fear I may have been premature again

Don't worry, handsome, these things happen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I haven't had one for 6 years. Ex hubby used to buy me an after 8 one every year "

Would you like one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have 2 x Lindor ones I am happy with

Just incorporated one into an easter pic

Miss"

So you have... wonderfully done

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bought my own and eaten it already

Lindt Lindor nom nom nom "

But there's still time to buy another...

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Tomorrow

I fear I may have been premature again

Don't worry, handsome, these things happen

I say yes but the dieter in me says no

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Extremely unlikely for me to get an Easter Egg. I do / did like a cream egg.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tomorrow

I fear I may have been premature again

Don't worry, handsome, these things happen

I say yes but the dieter in me says no

Here, have a slither of mine... a happy medium

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'd like a maltesers bunny in bed followed by shakshouka. Both of which I'll be getting tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get Easter eggs unless I buy them for myself ... so I stopped dreaming about them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Extremely unlikely for me to get an Easter Egg. I do / did like a cream egg. "

People of fab, can we organise an emergency Easter egg drop to this young man, please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like a maltesers bunny in bed followed by shakshouka. Both of which I'll be getting tomorrow

You madam are living the dream and that makes me smile

(see, I'm smiling)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just been given an hotel chocolat egg too nice to eat ( but I will )

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Tomorrow

I fear I may have been premature again

Don't worry, handsome, these things happen

I say yes but the dieter in me says no

Here, have a slither of mine... a happy medium

You're too kind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't get Easter eggs unless I buy them for myself ... so I stopped dreaming about them

Another emergency Easter egg drop for the magnificent MzQT please people of fab. Now, if you had a choice, what egg would it be?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Tomorrow

I fear I may have been premature again

You didn't pick up the butter then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're too kind "

Not at all. Now remember to let it melt on your tongue so that you can savour it before grown up dieting time kicks back in

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

"I'd like a maltesers bunny in bed followed by shakshouka. Both of which I'll be getting tomorrow

I have just googled shakshouka, it sounds divine!

Time to source some fresh eggs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just been given an hotel chocolat egg too nice to eat ( but I will )

A very wise decision

Remember, we'll expect a full taste sensation report

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like a maltesers bunny in bed followed by shakshouka. Both of which I'll be getting tomorrow

I have just googled shakshouka, it sounds divine!

Time to source some fresh eggs!"

I'm glad I'm not the only person who had to Google that

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

"Just been given an hotel chocolat egg too nice to eat ( but I will )

A very wise decision

Remember, we'll expect a full taste sensation report

Including mouth feel?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just been given an hotel chocolat egg too nice to eat ( but I will )

A very wise decision

Remember, we'll expect a full taste sensation report

Including mouth feel?"

But of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two poached eggs on a toasted, buttery bagel. Drool.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I'd like a maltesers bunny in bed followed by shakshouka. Both of which I'll be getting tomorrow

I have just googled shakshouka, it sounds divine!

Time to source some fresh eggs!"

It really is! Extra chillies and fresh bread to dip in it. Makes it absolutely perfect.

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

I havent had an easter egg since i was about 10, used to love chocolate then all of a sudden it decided it didnt like me

So i then began getting crisps for easter lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big one

No one

Just the one

At least 11

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Two poached eggs on a toasted, buttery bagel. Drool."

A lightly toasted buttery bagel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't get Easter eggs unless I buy them for myself ... so I stopped dreaming about them

Another emergency Easter egg drop for the magnificent MzQT please people of fab. Now, if you had a choice, what egg would it be?"

A Lindt one pretty please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It really is! Extra chillies and fresh bread to dip in it. Makes it absolutely perfect. "

I'm way out of my depth here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like an Easter egg I could open in bed and share with a lovely ladyfriend...

Its not going to happen though as I've got family back home for Easter...bugger!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I havent had an easter egg since i was about 10, used to love chocolate then all of a sudden it decided it didnt like me

So i then began getting crisps for easter lol.

That is very sad to hear. That said, what crisps will you be destroying instead? And is there a particular Easter themed crisp?

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

"Tomorrow

I fear I may have been premature again

You didn't pick up the butter then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Big one

No one

Just the one

At least 11"

Okay, listen up people of fab, we may need an emergency delivery here please. Watch this space

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Two poached duck eggs please .....with smoked salmon .....yummy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't get Easter eggs unless I buy them for myself ... so I stopped dreaming about them

Another emergency Easter egg drop for the magnificent MzQT please people of fab. Now, if you had a choice, what egg would it be?

A Lindt one pretty please

Coming right up. Listen out for the sound of our chartered emergency Chinook. It has a very distinctive sound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two poached eggs on a toasted, buttery bagel. Drool.

A lightly toasted buttery bagel? "

Yes. Yes. Yes. Nicely seasoned eggs too please.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

As long as it's milk chocolate I don't mind. I'm easily pleased

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like an Easter egg I could open in bed and share with a lovely ladyfriend...

Its not going to happen though as I've got family back home for Easter...bugger!!!"

Ladies of fab, this young could do with a belated bed-based Easter egg opening in the very near future. Volunteers must form an orderly que

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two poached duck eggs please .....with smoked salmon .....yummy "

Love a good duck egg.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Two poached duck eggs please .....with smoked salmon .....yummy "

Oh, how fabulous! Chocolate egg for later perhaps?

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

"I havent had an easter egg since i was about 10, used to love chocolate then all of a sudden it decided it didnt like me

So i then began getting crisps for easter lol.

That is very sad to hear. That said, what crisps will you be destroying instead? And is there a particular Easter themed crisp?"

It used to be walkers salt and vinegar when i was younger. Now ill just eat whatever i feel like at the time, maybe lots maybe nothing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Two poached eggs on a toasted, buttery bagel. Drool.

A lightly toasted buttery bagel?

Yes. Yes. Yes. Nicely seasoned eggs too please.

Magnificent. Oops sorry, that's my drool

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As long as it's milk chocolate I don't mind. I'm easily pleased

And is there some sort of egg delivery strategy in place?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Two poached eggs on a toasted, buttery bagel. Drool.

A lightly toasted buttery bagel?

Yes. Yes. Yes. Nicely seasoned eggs too please.

Magnificent. Oops sorry, that's my drool

Passes you a tissue.

oh and a nice black coffee please. Brought to me in my bed all on a nice tray with a single red rose please. Too much?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It used to be walkers salt and vinegar when i was younger. Now ill just eat whatever i feel like at the time, maybe lots maybe nothing"

Well I hope you enjoy whatever crisps you do or don't have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've bought myself one (wispa) and I'll probably get one from my mum plus my daughter will have loads no doubt.

I prefer Cadbury Easter eggs cos the egg seperated easily into two halves and I like to place half the egg over my nose and mouth in a kind of scorpion style dust mask and breath in the smell of chocolate. Weird but it's something I've some since a child!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big one

No one

Just the one

At least 11

Okay, listen up people of fab, we may need an emergency delivery here please. Watch this space

Mwah!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Passes you a tissue.

oh and a nice black coffee please. Brought to me in my bed all on a nice tray with a single red rose please. Too much? "

No trouble at all. Freshly ground coffee I'm assuming? Does the rose have to be on the tray?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Passes you a tissue.

oh and a nice black coffee please. Brought to me in my bed all on a nice tray with a single red rose please. Too much?

No trouble at all. Freshly ground coffee I'm assuming? Does the rose have to be on the tray?"

You're too kind! Can you have the red rose between your teeth? Thanks

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Tomorrow

I fear I may have been premature again

You didn't pick up the butter then?

Good boy

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Two poached duck eggs please .....with smoked salmon .....yummy "

Sounds delish...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've bought myself one (wispa) and I'll probably get one from my mum plus my daughter will have loads no doubt.

Oh no, not weird at all... quite a favourite past time of mine, although my dog does like to try and lick my nose afterwards

And yes, I approve of your Wispa egg and Cadbury's sensibilities

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mwah!!

It should be on its way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you have the red rose between your teeth? Thanks

Well where else would I put it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Two poached duck eggs please .....with smoked salmon .....yummy

Sounds delish...

I've just remembered, I don't like smoked salmon. Can I just have the eggs on a lightly toasted bagel, please? I mean, that was an offer, right?

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

"I bought my own and eaten it already

Lindt Lindor nom nom nom "
I bought a freddo one and ate it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you have the red rose between your teeth? Thanks

Well where else would I put it

Erm... behind your ear? In your hair?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I bought my own and eaten it already

Lindt Lindor nom nom nom I bought a freddo one and ate it too"

There's still time to buy another one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you have the red rose between your teeth? Thanks

Well where else would I put it

Erm... behind your ear? In your hair?

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love Caramac...i know they used to make them,dont know if they are available these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't actually want one, bloody waste of money! A box of Ferrero Rocher on the other hand woukd be great! Not likely to get one tho...ah well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love Caramac...i know they used to make them,dont know if they are available these days

Relax, I will send out the fab Easter egg emergency search squad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you have the red rose between your teeth? Thanks

Well where else would I put it

Erm... behind your ear? In your hair?

Exactly

I hope you are going to sing a lil song as well. Ooffffff

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't actually want one, bloody waste of money! A box of Ferrero Rocher on the other hand woukd be great! Not likely to get one tho...ah well

People of fab, we need an emergency delivery of Rerrero Rocher for this fabulous young lady

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

"Extremely unlikely for me to get an Easter Egg. I do / did like a cream egg.

People of fab, can we organise an emergency Easter egg drop to this young man, please?"

Your to kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't actually want one, bloody waste of money! A box of Ferrero Rocher on the other hand woukd be great! Not likely to get one tho...ah well

People of fab, we need an emergency delivery of Rerrero Rocher for this fabulous young lady

Haha if that works...

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

"Love Caramac...i know they used to make them,dont know if they are available these days

Relax, I will send out the fab Easter egg emergency search squad

Important information!

Caramac large buttons seen at Tesco about two months ago!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope you are going to sing a lil song as well. Ooffffff"

I may have created a fab-based emergency Easter egg delivery squad, but I may have to draw a line at singing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Extremely unlikely for me to get an Easter Egg. I do / did like a cream egg.

People of fab, can we organise an emergency Easter egg drop to this young man, please?

Your to kind

Just doing my job, sir

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't actually want one, bloody waste of money! A box of Ferrero Rocher on the other hand woukd be great! Not likely to get one tho...ah well

People of fab, we need an emergency delivery of Rerrero Rocher for this fabulous young lady

Haha if that works...

How could it possibly fail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope you are going to sing a lil song as well. Ooffffff

I may have created a fab-based emergency Easter egg delivery squad, but I may have to draw a line at singing

Ok - Ok, I know I was pushing my luck a bit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hens egg please. I'll be giving it to myself, poached, with toasted crumpets.

I'm going to have this very soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope you are going to sing a lil song as well. Ooffffff

I may have created a fab-based emergency Easter egg delivery squad, but I may have to draw a line at singing

Ok - Ok, I know I was pushing my luck a bit! "

Everyone likes a trier though, right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hens egg please. I'll be giving it to myself, poached, with toasted crumpets.

I'm going to have this very soon

Can we clarify, the eggs go on or next to the crumpets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buttons is the best one. I've been dropping unsubtle hints!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Buttons is the best one. I've been dropping unsubtle hints!

Oh, you're sooo right. However, remember to keep the fab emergency delivery squad on stand by... we're here to support your Easter needs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buttons is the best one. I've been dropping unsubtle hints!

Oh, you're sooo right. However, remember to keep the fab emergency delivery squad on stand by... we're here to support your Easter needs."

Do they parachute them in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm getting one tomorrow

he's made me wait till tomorrow though before he'll give it to me coz he knows I'd have devoured it by now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Buttons is the best one. I've been dropping unsubtle hints!

Oh, you're sooo right. However, remember to keep the fab emergency delivery squad on stand by... we're here to support your Easter needs.

Do they parachute them in? "

Of course. Or there is a bespoke, Alleycat abseiling from the helicopter, service available

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm getting one tomorrow

he's made me wait till tomorrow though before he'll give it to me coz he knows I'd have devoured it by now

Do you know what it'll be? Or what you'd like it to be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't normally eat chocolate but my kids have bought me a whisper one. Will take me a couple of weeks to eat it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A vibrating one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All chocolate is good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't normally eat chocolate but my kids have bought me a whisper one. Will take me a couple of weeks to eat it x "

Enjoy... I'm in awe of your self-control

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted a gold bunny. No one got me one. It's unlikely I will be given one now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A vibrating one

Oh you clearly won't be requiring the services of the fab emergency Easter egg delivery squad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All chocolate is good

Clearly

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I'd like one of the posh M&S ones, but won't be getting one so no point in responding to the other questions.

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By *wedish2Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire scotland

I want a big cock egg xxx mmm

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

none, I don't like chocolate (yes, I'm weird). Was given a Lindt one last year and made me ill for 3 days..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wanted a gold bunny. No one got me one. It's unlikely I will be given one now."

Fear not, we have an emergency service designed for you poor-Eater egg-less souls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like one of the posh M&S ones, but won't be getting one so no point in responding to the other questions."

Let's stop the despondency right there... the squad is on its way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want a big cock egg xxx mmm "

Oh, I'm not familiar with this brand

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"none, I don't like chocolate (yes, I'm weird). Was given a Lindt one last year and made me ill for 3 days.. "

Our conscientious Easter egg rescue squad can provide alternatives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A vibrating one

Oh you clearly won't be requiring the services of the fab emergency Easter egg delivery squad

Well it may not be the conventional Easter egg, but any egg gifted at Easter becomes an Easter egg, surely?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A vibrating one

Oh you clearly won't be requiring the services of the fab emergency Easter egg delivery squad

Well it may not be the conventional Easter egg, but any egg gifted at Easter becomes an Easter egg, surely?

You make a most convincing point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hotel chocolate super thick.

No one will buy me it. I'm single. It's 27.00

It would take 20 to 30 sittings as the egg itself is over an inch thick if not 2. Plus it's filled with and stuck with hand made chocolate.

I won't be disappointed. I've joined fat club. Don't wanna be the fat mum at school gates. It's probably 1500 points on weight watchers. Next year I'll buy myself it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won't get away egg.

No one ever buys me eggs.

I'd take any egg on offer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A vibrating one

Oh you clearly won't be requiring the services of the fab emergency Easter egg delivery squad

Well it may not be the conventional Easter egg, but any egg gifted at Easter becomes an Easter egg, surely?

You make a most convincing point

I'm a very convincing person when I want to be

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hotel chocolate super thick.

No one will buy me it. I'm single. It's 27.00

It would take 20 to 30 sittings as the egg itself is over an inch thick if not 2. Plus it's filled with and stuck with hand made chocolate.

I won't be disappointed. I've joined fat club. Don't wanna be the fat mum at school gates. It's probably 1500 points on weight watchers. Next year I'll buy myself it. "

Yorkshire folk, this fair maiden would surely welcome the hotel, inch think Easter egg. If not, our squad is on stand-by

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over a year ago

"I won't get away egg.

No one ever buys me eggs.

I'd take any egg on offer."

The fab Easter egg rescue squad is on its way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a very convincing person when I want to be

I don't believe you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd buy the women a Cadbury's cream egg but I've seen how some women eat there's

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over a year ago

1) Any egg.

2) Me.

3) 1 sitting.

4) I'm going to get it so no disappointment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will be devoid of gifted Easter eggs but I can always buy my own.

My favourite are the galaxy caramel ones although they aren't always easy to find...which is just as well.

I'll be having poached eggs with pancetta bacon and avocado for breakfast though

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By *ingerrrrWoman
over a year ago

Meath

A hotel Chocolat thick shell one.

no one

about a week to eat and i know i'm not getting one as we would have to go to Belfast to the nearest one and thats not gona happen.

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over a year ago

All of them, I'm a greedy girl!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd buy the women a Cadbury's cream egg but I've seen how some women eat there's

Can you elaborate?

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over a year ago

"1) Any egg.

2) Me.

3) 1 sitting.

4) I'm going to get it so no disappointment. "

You're buying them cheap on Monday, aren't you?

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over a year ago

"I will be devoid of gifted Easter eggs but I can always buy my own.

My favourite are the galaxy caramel ones although they aren't always easy to find...which is just as well.

I'll be having poached eggs with pancetta bacon and avocado for breakfast though "

Very good choices

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over a year ago

"A hotel Chocolat thick shell one.

no one

about a week to eat and i know i'm not getting one as we would have to go to Belfast to the nearest one and thats not gona happen.

There is always the fab emergency Easter egg delivery squad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All of them, I'm a greedy girl!

An Easter egg bath?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Egg 1 was devoured this evening in what probably shouldn't even be considered a 'sitting'.

Oh, and it was a Buttons eggs

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over a year ago

I had 3 scrambled eggs earlier.

And some Hotel Chocolat, so combining the 2 does that count?

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Fabergé.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

"Fabergé."

I was *literally* about to suggest the very same thing!

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Fabergé.

I was *literally* about to suggest the very same thing!"

Mlle Fée. I would share but...

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over a year ago

Limbo

"Fabergé.

I was *literally* about to suggest the very same thing!

Mlle Fée. I would share but...

It's mean not to share - one of us could have the egg, the other could have the exquisite surprise inside ...

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over a year ago

"I had 3 scrambled eggs earlier.

And some Hotel Chocolat, so combining the 2 does that count? "

Oh, very good. Bought and made by you?

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over a year ago

Southampton

"Fabergé.

I was *literally* about to suggest the very same thing!

Mlle Fée. I would share but...

It's mean not to share - one of us could have the egg, the other could have the exquisite surprise inside ..."

Why damn you and your perfectly sound argument.

Let's take this to my office.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

"Fabergé.

I was *literally* about to suggest the very same thing!

Mlle Fée. I would share but...

It's mean not to share - one of us could have the egg, the other could have the exquisite surprise inside ...

Why damn you and your perfectly sound argument.

Let's take this to my office.

Why? .... do you have all the lost Fabergé eggs hidden there?

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over a year ago

"Fabergé."

Hahaha... there's always one

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

"Fabergé.

Hahaha... there's always one

Two, actually ...

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over a year ago

"Fabergé.

I was *literally* about to suggest the very same thing!

Mlle Fée. I would share but...

It's mean not to share - one of us could have the egg, the other could have the exquisite surprise inside ...

Why damn you and your perfectly sound argument.

Let's take this to my office.

Why? .... do you have all the lost Fabergé eggs hidden there?"

Surely this is the Easter equivalent of '...come upstairs and I'll show you my etchings...'

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over a year ago

"1) Any egg.

2) Me.

3) 1 sitting.

4) I'm going to get it so no disappointment.

You're buying them cheap on Monday, aren't you?

I forgot to get one today, so I guess I'll have to

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over a year ago

"Fabergé.

Hahaha... there's always one

Two, actually ..."

Sorry, I was still catching up

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over a year ago

"1) Any egg.

2) Me.

3) 1 sitting.

4) I'm going to get it so no disappointment.

You're buying them cheap on Monday, aren't you?

I forgot to get one today, so I guess I'll have to

It's not a bad strategy. You'll probably get 3 for 1

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

"Fabergé.

I was *literally* about to suggest the very same thing!

Mlle Fée. I would share but...

It's mean not to share - one of us could have the egg, the other could have the exquisite surprise inside ...

Why damn you and your perfectly sound argument.

Let's take this to my office.

Why? .... do you have all the lost Fabergé eggs hidden there?

Surely this is the Easter equivalent of '...come upstairs and I'll show you my etchings...'

If I could see a real life Fabergé eggs close up I'd be up those stairs like a shot

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Fabergé.

I was *literally* about to suggest the very same thing!

Mlle Fée. I would share but...

It's mean not to share - one of us could have the egg, the other could have the exquisite surprise inside ...

Why damn you and your perfectly sound argument.

Let's take this to my office.

Why? .... do you have all the lost Fabergé eggs hidden there?"

All of them? Good lord no. Just the Hen egg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Light relief from the last discussion !!

Cadburys Chocolate Buttons please

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Fabergé.

Hahaha... there's always one

Also i was offered a Cadbury Dairy Milk and Oreo mini egg earlier. I knew it was a mistake before i ate it. Sickly. Bleurgh.

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over a year ago

"Fabergé.

I was *literally* about to suggest the very same thing!

Mlle Fée. I would share but...

It's mean not to share - one of us could have the egg, the other could have the exquisite surprise inside ...

Why damn you and your perfectly sound argument.

Let's take this to my office.

Why? .... do you have all the lost Fabergé eggs hidden there?

Surely this is the Easter equivalent of '...come upstairs and I'll show you my etchings...'

If I could see a real life Fabergé eggs close up I'd be up those stairs like a shot

Hahaha you're putty in his hands. I'm like that with Double Decker Easter eggs

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over a year ago

"Light relief from the last discussion !!

Cadburys Chocolate Buttons please

Very good choice

A classic some might say.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

"Fabergé.

I was *literally* about to suggest the very same thing!

Mlle Fée. I would share but...

It's mean not to share - one of us could have the egg, the other could have the exquisite surprise inside ...

Why damn you and your perfectly sound argument.

Let's take this to my office.

Why? .... do you have all the lost Fabergé eggs hidden there?

All of them? Good lord no. Just the Hen egg.

That'd do, it's probably the most tasteful one ... though I don't believe it's lost

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over a year ago

"Fabergé.

Hahaha... there's always one

Also i was offered a Cadbury Dairy Milk and Oreo mini egg earlier. I knew it was a mistake before i ate it. Sickly. Bleurgh."

Good effort: a 2:1 egg:sitting ratio

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over a year ago

"Fabergé.

I was *literally* about to suggest the very same thing!

Mlle Fée. I would share but...

It's mean not to share - one of us could have the egg, the other could have the exquisite surprise inside ...

Why damn you and your perfectly sound argument.

Let's take this to my office.

Why? .... do you have all the lost Fabergé eggs hidden there?

All of them? Good lord no. Just the Hen egg.

That'd do, it's probably the most tasteful one ... though I don't believe it's lost

It is now

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

"Fabergé.

I was *literally* about to suggest the very same thing!

Mlle Fée. I would share but...

It's mean not to share - one of us could have the egg, the other could have the exquisite surprise inside ...

Why damn you and your perfectly sound argument.

Let's take this to my office.

Why? .... do you have all the lost Fabergé eggs hidden there?

Surely this is the Easter equivalent of '...come upstairs and I'll show you my etchings...'

If I could see a real life Fabergé eggs close up I'd be up those stairs like a shot

Hahaha you're putty in his hands. I'm like that with Double Decker Easter eggs

Pah ... yucky Cadbury chocolate. The Americans have ruined it (pet hates subject).

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over a year ago

"Light relief from the last discussion !!

Cadburys Chocolate Buttons please

Very good choice

A classic some might say. "

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over a year ago

"Fabergé.

I was *literally* about to suggest the very same thing!

Mlle Fée. I would share but...

It's mean not to share - one of us could have the egg, the other could have the exquisite surprise inside ...

Why damn you and your perfectly sound argument.

Let's take this to my office.

Why? .... do you have all the lost Fabergé eggs hidden there?

Surely this is the Easter equivalent of '...come upstairs and I'll show you my etchings...'

If I could see a real life Fabergé eggs close up I'd be up those stairs like a shot

Hahaha you're putty in his hands. I'm like that with Double Decker Easter eggs

Pah ... yucky Cadbury chocolate. The Americans have ruined it (pet hates subject)."

Philistine lol

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Fabergé.

I was *literally* about to suggest the very same thing!

Mlle Fée. I would share but...

It's mean not to share - one of us could have the egg, the other could have the exquisite surprise inside ...

Why damn you and your perfectly sound argument.

Let's take this to my office.

Why? .... do you have all the lost Fabergé eggs hidden there?

All of them? Good lord no. Just the Hen egg.

That'd do, it's probably the most tasteful one ... though I don't believe it's lost

That would do? So blasé.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

"Fabergé.

I was *literally* about to suggest the very same thing!

Mlle Fée. I would share but...

It's mean not to share - one of us could have the egg, the other could have the exquisite surprise inside ...

Why damn you and your perfectly sound argument.

Let's take this to my office.

Why? .... do you have all the lost Fabergé eggs hidden there?

All of them? Good lord no. Just the Hen egg.

That'd do, it's probably the most tasteful one ... though I don't believe it's lost

That would do? So blasé.

Well, begging for it wouldn't be very becoming ...

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over a year ago

"Pah ... yucky Cadbury chocolate. The Americans have ruined it (pet hates subject)."

Ha... the Double Decker retains enough of its original glory to maintain its grip on me

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over a year ago

Southampton

"Fabergé.

I was *literally* about to suggest the very same thing!

Mlle Fée. I would share but...

It's mean not to share - one of us could have the egg, the other could have the exquisite surprise inside ...

Why damn you and your perfectly sound argument.

Let's take this to my office.

Why? .... do you have all the lost Fabergé eggs hidden there?

All of them? Good lord no. Just the Hen egg.

That'd do, it's probably the most tasteful one ... though I don't believe it's lost

That would do? So blasé.

Well, begging for it wouldn't be very becoming ..."

Quite so. Catch me off my guard with your intoxicating ways would you? Tut tut.

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