FabSwingers.com forum: The excitement of receiving a new message.....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.....followed by the kick in the bollocks when you see it's from Fab telling you your site supporter status runs out in 5 days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fair one I've fallen for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fair one I've fallen for that."

Yep. That one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fair one I've fallen for that.

Yep. That one.

You've got mail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fair one I've fallen for that.

Yep. That one.

You've got mail

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thought I warned you about posting in threads where I am?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fair one I've fallen for that.

Yep. That one.

You've got mail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fair one I've fallen for that.

Yep. That one.

You've got mail

I delete them if they don't have face pics though.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

It could be worse,you could receive one that say's "How much"

. Not even a bloody question mark after it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahaha so funny!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It could be worse,you could receive one that say's "How much"

. Not even a bloody question mark after it

really? Do you take contact less payment?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i could forward the ones i get asking for a shag if youd like..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

fair one I've fallen for that.

Yep. That one.

I bet they love teasing the fellas with that one! Sit there, send it, have a right laugh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It could be worse,you could receive one that say's "How much"

. Not even a bloody question mark after it

At least they spell it right. I'm sure there are plenty who send 'howe mutch'

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Most times its great but some times the delete button can't be found fast enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i could forward the ones i get asking for a shag if youd like.. "

The ones asking you for a shag, or are you saying you'll send the ones you get, whilst you ask me for a shag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i could forward the ones i get asking for a shag if youd like.. "

Well I've never had one, can I have them on a 14 day money back guarantee basis?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"It could be worse,you could receive one that say's "How much"

. Not even a bloody question mark after it

really? Do you take contact less payment?

Yes really!

. I'm disappointed in myself I should have asked him how much he thinks I'm worth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It could be worse,you could receive one that say's "How much"

. Not even a bloody question mark after it

really? Do you take contact less payment?

Yes really!

. I'm disappointed in myself I should have asked him how much he thinks I'm worth

yikes that is a loaded question with serious consequences!!

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

"It could be worse,you could receive one that say's "How much"

. Not even a bloody question mark after it

Maybe he was looking to buy your car xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".....followed by the kick in the bollocks when you see it's from Fab telling you your site supporter status runs out in 5 days.

I get 2 types of message; you've spent a fiver or you've won a holiday.....

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"It could be worse,you could receive one that say's "How much"

. Not even a bloody question mark after it

really? Do you take contact less payment?

Yes really!

. I'm disappointed in myself I should have asked him how much he thinks I'm worth

yikes that is a loaded question with serious consequences!!"

His answer would depend on whether I reported him or not,anything under a tenner and he's outer here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fair one I've fallen for that.

Yep. That one.

I bet they love teasing the fellas with that one! Sit there, send it, have a right laugh!

Once I tried replying out of desperation. I even fabbed the little Visa card pic on the payment page.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

fair one I've fallen for that.

Yep. That one.

I bet they love teasing the fellas with that one! Sit there, send it, have a right laugh!

Once I tried replying out of desperation. I even fabbed the little Visa card pic on the payment page.

There's a pic of them flashing their Visa? Is it a close up? Filth!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fair one I've fallen for that.

Yep. That one.

I bet they love teasing the fellas with that one! Sit there, send it, have a right laugh!

Once I tried replying out of desperation. I even fabbed the little Visa card pic on the payment page.

There's a pic of them flashing their Visa? Is it a close up? Filth!!"

i get the pay for a pal option.. instant 3sum

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By *ikstupp2Man
over a year ago

london

"It could be worse,you could receive one that say's "How much"

. Not even a bloody question mark after it

really? Do you take contact less payment?

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or old school swipe? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

fair one I've fallen for that.

Yep. That one.

I bet they love teasing the fellas with that one! Sit there, send it, have a right laugh!

Once I tried replying out of desperation. I even fabbed the little Visa card pic on the payment page.

There's a pic of them flashing their Visa? Is it a close up? Filth!!

i get the pay for a pal option.. instant 3sum"

Do you get to choose the sex of this pal you pay for or is it a lucky dip?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I've woken up to all the wrong type of messages, not a single chest pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've woken up to all the wrong type of messages, not a single chest pic

Oaklandfurniture.com...loads of chests on interest free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did it work OP ...

Is your inbox full of vag pics?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It could be worse,you could receive one that say's "How much"

. Not even a bloody question mark after it

really? Do you take contact less payment?

or old school swipe? Lol"

I like to stick it in the slot.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I've woken up to all the wrong type of messages, not a single chest pic

Oaklandfurniture.com...loads of chests on interest free"

Are they hairy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did it work OP ...

Is your inbox full of vag pics?

Nooooooo, but I've had a few nice messages. Where's yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did it work OP ...

Is your inbox full of vag pics?

Nooooooo, but I've had a few nice messages. Where's yours?

My vaj?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did it work OP ...

Is your inbox full of vag pics?

Nooooooo, but I've had a few nice messages. Where's yours?

My vaj?

Yeah, I've heard rumours it's just below the navel. I've never been near one before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".....followed by the kick in the bollocks when you see it's from Fab telling you your site supporter status runs out in 5 days.

I really do need to become a site supporter again.

I have had one word messages before, but recently had a blank message from a couple! Only had the subject...

It's getting worse and worse on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can have the 'you got kik/snapchat' messages i get, not even a hello how are you, kiss me arse or anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can have the 'you got kik/snapchat' messages i get, not even a hello how are you, kiss me arse or anything "

It bugs me when people don't even say hello. I always get ones like "any face pics" - no greeting, or even a question mark! Laziness gets ignored.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can have the 'you got kik/snapchat' messages i get, not even a hello how are you, kiss me arse or anything

It bugs me when people don't even say hello. I always get ones like "any face pics" - no greeting, or even a question mark! Laziness gets ignored."

Yup... im a grade A bitch at the best of times so those just really grind my gears haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for the heads up, I will be expecting mine shortly, and will keep excitement at a reasonable level

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

The day began like any other, sat in my office chair

Log into Fab (why do we bother?)... a message waiting there?!

Pulse has quickened, mind is racing, what does the missive say?

Imagining potential futures, this could be a wond'rous day!

With trembling hand I mouse on over and with a single click..

"Hi, my wife is out, my balls are full, wanna suck my dick?"

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

And the one's saying 'you have earned a little holiday'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The day began like any other, sat in my office chair

Log into Fab (why do we bother?)... a message waiting there?!

Pulse has quickened, mind is racing, what does the missive say?

Imagining potential futures, this could be a wond'rous day!

With trembling hand I mouse on over and with a single click..

"Hi, my wife is out, my balls are full, wanna suck my dick?""

Well... what happened next?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The day began like any other, sat in my office chair

Log into Fab (why do we bother?)... a message waiting there?!

Pulse has quickened, mind is racing, what does the missive say?

Imagining potential futures, this could be a wond'rous day!

With trembling hand I mouse on over and with a single click..

"Hi, my wife is out, my balls are full, wanna suck my dick?""

Smooth talking fucker!

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

"The day began like any other, sat in my office chair

Log into Fab (why do we bother?)... a message waiting there?!

Pulse has quickened, mind is racing, what does the missive say?

Imagining potential futures, this could be a wond'rous day!

With trembling hand I mouse on over and with a single click..

"Hi, my wife is out, my balls are full, wanna suck my dick?"

Well... what happened next?

"Thanks for your kindly offer sir, but I fear we must decline -

Childminders do not grow on trees, organising one takes time."

A moment later - a quick response - "You what mate? Suck my cock!"

I'm sad to say this small exchange... well, it ended with a block.

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By *cenario-xxxMan
over a year ago

Salford

A message? What's that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had one that asked us if we were interested in going to meet a couple at the local toll road service station in 15 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Thanks for your kindly offer sir, but I fear we must decline -

Childminders do not grow on trees, organising one takes time."

A moment later - a quick response - "You what mate? Suck my cock!"

I'm sad to say this small exchange... well, it ended with a block."

Oh dear!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We had one that asked us if we were interested in going to meet a couple at the local toll road service station in 15 minutes.

Did you drop what you were doing and get your arses there in time?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I haven't renewed mine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I haven't renewed mine. "

Would you have renewed if they included a FAF line at the bottom of the message?

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