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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Throw yourself at us, selling us at your worst. Some do it covertly, taking pics of themselves atop a dirty hovel, filthy bed or loo. But you can compete with their efforts to downgrade themselves through the use of words. Unless you have some revolting pics - though there's a shortage of eye bleach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Impossible. I'm simply awesome, you can get nothing less .

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Impossible. I'm simply awesome, you can get nothing less ."

Fail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New profile picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weeble shaped and snort when I laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can have me for free.

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

I have a confession...

I'm not horny all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shrek...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loves a babe Ruth bar and often heard shouting "Hey you guys!"

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Married, old, boney chest and average. Well if that doesn't get all the woman and couples queuing around the bloke then nothing will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am moody.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can only gag on cock for three minutes max before i have to take a breath

Cant do sex for 16hours straight anymore only about 4 or 5

I can only make sauces for cooking from scratch i cant bear to buy the ones in the supermarket that must taste better

I have horribly massive boobs, my eyes are too blue and my lips too soft...

You just wouldnt want me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy peasey.

I point you no further than my two most recent verifications.

If I'd read them, even I wouldn't want to meet me.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'm a petulant bitch who pisses everywhere, is crap in bed, has as much suck as a 20 year old smart price hoover, glass eye and a vagina that resembles a microwave lasagne *not the m&s kind.

Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a petulant bitch who pisses everywhere, is crap in bed, has as much suck as a 20 year old smart price hoover, glass eye and a vagina that resembles a microwave lasagne *not the m&s kind.

Fancy a fuck? "

*true story.

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"I'm a petulant bitch who pisses everywhere, is crap in bed, has as much suck as a 20 year old smart price hoover, glass eye and a vagina that resembles a microwave lasagne *not the m&s kind.

Fancy a fuck? "

By the description I thought you were my ex-wife - so obviously my type.... yes please!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Weeble shaped and snort when I laugh "

Fair description I'd say, bet you snore as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't the majority of single guys do this anyway?

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.but still expect to shag everything in sight?

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Gobby.

Divorced.

Outspoken

I wear the balls....just on my chest instead

I take no shit

You really think that impresses me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Weeble shaped and snort when I laugh

Fair description I'd say, bet you snore as well! "

Like a train but that's okay cause I live under a bridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Weeble shaped and snort when I laugh

Fair description I'd say, bet you snore as well! "

So glad you found me again this evening

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm a petulant bitch who pisses everywhere, is crap in bed, has as much suck as a 20 year old smart price hoover, glass eye and a vagina that resembles a microwave lasagne *not the m&s kind.

Fancy a fuck?

*true story. "

Very much so. I've been known to put men off that dish y'know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found a white pube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couch slouch who farts too readily while scratching his nethers and picking his nose, don't snore but hordes the duvet like a man processed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I found a white pube "

In your soup?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

too tall

big feet

no arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm married cheating scum. More capable of honesty with a bunch of strangers on the internet than with my own partner. Hypocrisy is my chief strength along with a web of lies and deceit that would make Satan blush. I'm overweight, despite efforts to reverse it, with a pitiful 6 inch cock as my only attribute that anyone could remotely consider sexual. Oh and I'm bisexual too so riddled with all kinds of diseases that unsuspecting partners will catch. Never fear though because I'm a complete timewaster that doesn't meet!!!

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Me

Single

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Weeble shaped and snort when I laugh

Fair description I'd say, bet you snore as well!

So glad you found me again this evening "

To me you shine like a beacon of hope in this evil ridden darkness. So no matter which corner of foul depravity I may have sunk all I have to do is look up and I know I will be able to see you for reassurance and know that I can get out.

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