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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just saw the "hold my hand" Jet 2 Holidays ad.

Why was the little boy carrying a random sawn off hand everywhere?

Any other stupid thoughts popped into your head today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have alot of random thoughts quite regularly when I'm on here

Like

Wow that's big ...no way could that be attached to him

Is he really that age ....

And wowsers how did he get that inside that fleshlight

Oh and why can I never find the gold at the end of the rainbow

Random thoughts are great

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By *unseeker64Woman
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Just saw the "hold my hand" Jet 2 Holidays ad.

Why was the little boy carrying a random sawn off hand everywhere?

Any other stupid thoughts popped into your head today?"

When I saw it I thought....Bloody hell kid.....leave him alone.....stop being so needy lol.

Oooh that makes me sound like a child hater lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always wonder if life is actually a dream that we will one day wake up from and realise we have our full lives ahead of us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always wonder if life is actually a dream that we will one day wake up from and realise we have our full lives ahead of us."

Kinda similar but I wonder sometimes if im on TV like the Truman Show. Sometimes freaky stuff happens and I think that must be set up!!

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Eat red or purple things x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyday mate a month or 2 ago and my nephew went to the shop about 5 minute walk away and played a game of count the dog poo .

38 we counted dogs have paws so cant really lift thier own why do people not clean thier dogs shit up

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

When I go to the cinema I often think about how long I could survive for on the pick n mix if there was some terrible disaster and I got locked in and couldn't go out for weeks.

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By *nne CallanWoman
over a year ago

Nothing to see here. Please move along.

Just now morpork watch I saw your user name and thought of captain Carrott from the disc world series

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just now morpork watch I saw your user name and thought of captain Carrott from the disc world series"

As you should....but I'm more of a Nobby Nobbs

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"Just now morpork watch I saw your user name and thought of captain Carrott from the disc world series"

Not Colon, or Nobby, or Angua, or perhaps Cheery...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often think it's weird that when we brush our teeth, it's the only time we clean our skeleton...

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"I often think it's weird that when we brush our teeth, it's the only time we clean our skeleton... "

Oh, I dunno... I sometimes get a bone polished....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I wonder if 'flat earthers' think all planets are flat, or just earth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If nothing can travel at the speed of light how does light?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If nothing can travel at the speed of light how does light? "

And what about the speed of dark?

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By *nne CallanWoman
over a year ago

Nothing to see here. Please move along.


"Just now morpork watch I saw your user name and thought of captain Carrott from the disc world series

Not Colon, or Nobby, or Angua, or perhaps Cheery...? "

you can be cheery if you really want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often lay in bed and try and plan my "intruder alert" escape plan. Sometimes when driving i go past a big building that still has fencing etc and think that would be a good place to go in a Zombie attack.

I live near a lot of mountains and i wonder which one would be the highest (and easiest to get to) should we have a world ending flood like in The Day after Tomorrow.

Then i think i need to have a word with myself and snap out of it! No wonder i get so stressed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I often lay in bed and try and plan my "intruder alert" escape plan. Sometimes when driving i go past a big building that still has fencing etc and think that would be a good place to go in a Zombie attack.

I live near a lot of mountains and i wonder which one would be the highest (and easiest to get to) should we have a world ending flood like in The Day after Tomorrow.

Then i think i need to have a word with myself and snap out of it! No wonder i get so stressed."

Thank God I'm not the only one planning ahead for the Zombie Apocalypse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sometimes wonder what my funeral will be like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I often lay in bed and try and plan my "intruder alert" escape plan. Sometimes when driving i go past a big building that still has fencing etc and think that would be a good place to go in a Zombie attack.

I live near a lot of mountains and i wonder which one would be the highest (and easiest to get to) should we have a world ending flood like in The Day after Tomorrow.

Then i think i need to have a word with myself and snap out of it! No wonder i get so stressed.

Thank God I'm not the only one planning ahead for the Zombie Apocalypse! "

We've had our plan since The Walking Dead started.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I often lay in bed and try and plan my "intruder alert" escape plan. Sometimes when driving i go past a big building that still has fencing etc and think that would be a good place to go in a Zombie attack.

I live near a lot of mountains and i wonder which one would be the highest (and easiest to get to) should we have a world ending flood like in The Day after Tomorrow.

Then i think i need to have a word with myself and snap out of it! No wonder i get so stressed.

Thank God I'm not the only one planning ahead for the Zombie Apocalypse!

We've had our plan since The Walking Dead started."

Ditto, but I keep a look out for better havens...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If nothing can travel at the speed of light how does light? "

Because it has no mass therefore there is no mass drag effect, but then you chuck in all the light photon theory and it all falls apart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyday mate a month or 2 ago and my nephew went to the shop about 5 minute walk away and played a game of count the dog poo .

38 we counted dogs have paws so cant really lift thier own why do people not clean thier dogs shit up"

There's a funny vid doing the rounds on FB of a pissed off guy demanding a woman picks up her dogs shit from the pavement outside his house....she doesn't have any bags so has to pick it up with her bare hands!

Serves her right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I often lay in bed and try and plan my "intruder alert" escape plan. Sometimes when driving i go past a big building that still has fencing etc and think that would be a good place to go in a Zombie attack.

I live near a lot of mountains and i wonder which one would be the highest (and easiest to get to) should we have a world ending flood like in The Day after Tomorrow.

Then i think i need to have a word with myself and snap out of it! No wonder i get so stressed.

Thank God I'm not the only one planning ahead for the Zombie Apocalypse!

We've had our plan since The Walking Dead started.

Ditto, but I keep a look out for better havens... "

Can never be too careful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why are penguins....

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