FabSwingers.com forum: It's been five months and nine days

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Since I last had sex. I can practically feel my vagina resealing itself.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Resealing!? Was it sealed up before?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

However, it's only been seven hours and fifteen days, since you took your love away.

The header reminded me of Sinead O'Connor I'm sorry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Resealing!? Was it sealed up before?

Yes. With glue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"However, it's only been seven hours and fifteen days, since you took your love away.

The header reminded me of Sinead O'Connor I'm sorry. "

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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A long week tomorrow and after plans going tits up I think I shall check myself into a convent and leave fab and sex behind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"However, it's only been seven hours and fifteen days, since you took your love away.

The header reminded me of Sinead O'Connor I'm sorry. "

Actually... eight hours, nine days and five months, but Sinead O'Connor did it better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not long and you'll be a born again virgin! And I thought I was in the lead with 3 months of no action!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A long week tomorrow and after plans going tits up I think I shall check myself into a convent and leave fab and sex behind

What about a lesbian convent?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Resealing!? Was it sealed up before?

Yes. With glue.

It's a bugger when you get tampons and superglue mixed up isn't it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Since I last had sex. I can practically feel my vagina resealing itself.

Cough Cough....well if you need any help

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not long and you'll be a born again virgin! And I thought I was in the lead with 3 months of no action!"

I did 18 months before

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"A long week tomorrow and after plans going tits up I think I shall check myself into a convent and leave fab and sex behind

What about a lesbian convent?"

Fine. Will you give me something to stop me sulking?

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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

"Since I last had sex. I can practically feel my vagina resealing itself.

Try 3 years +

I'm practically a virgin again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Resealing!? Was it sealed up before?

Yes. With glue.

It's a bugger when you get tampons and superglue mixed up isn't it.

That is vile! I love it

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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You are giving my vagina depression.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A long week tomorrow and after plans going tits up I think I shall check myself into a convent and leave fab and sex behind

What about a lesbian convent?

Fine. Will you give me something to stop me sulking?

Would my vagina stop you sulking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"However, it's only been seven hours and fifteen days, since you took your love away.

The header reminded me of Sinead O'Connor I'm sorry. "

I have to say, I started singing when I saw the header too ha ha.

Eve. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gutted I thought this forum was about the lyrics to Sinead O'Conners lasted song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went over 5 years once

Would some Ronseal help?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"A long week tomorrow and after plans going tits up I think I shall check myself into a convent and leave fab and sex behind

What about a lesbian convent?

Fine. Will you give me something to stop me sulking?

Would my vagina stop you sulking?"

Only if it rubs mine into happiness

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A long week tomorrow and after plans going tits up I think I shall check myself into a convent and leave fab and sex behind

What about a lesbian convent?

Fine. Will you give me something to stop me sulking?

Would my vagina stop you sulking?

Only if it rubs mine into happiness

I'll rub you into happiness alright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A long week tomorrow and after plans going tits up I think I shall check myself into a convent and leave fab and sex behind

Can I come with you to the said convent? Will they allow me in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow

I feel bad after a week!

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

"However, it's only been seven hours and fifteen days, since you took your love away.

The header reminded me of Sinead O'Connor I'm sorry. "

Hahaha.. she I saw it and thought "bare naked ladies"

"It's been one week since you looked at me, cocked your head and said I'm angry"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wow

I feel bad after a week! "

A week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"However, it's only been seven hours and fifteen days, since you took your love away.

The header reminded me of Sinead O'Connor I'm sorry. "

And me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been nearly as long but might change tomorrow!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Been nearly as long but might change tomorrow!"

Lucky duck!

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Stop whinging, you're a single female- not like you're going to struggle round here

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

You could walk round a corner Yvaine and meet the man of your dreams....no turning back then

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

A whole week for us, quite unheard of

but we've been busy taking the kids out most days & I've then been catching up with work in the evenings.

Happy to volunteer our services to those in need

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Since I last had sex. I can practically feel my vagina resealing itself.

So is there a reason behind this abstinence ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that all,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Since I last had sex. I can practically feel my vagina resealing itself.

So is there a reason behind this abstinence ?

I've not wanted it, or I should say I haven't found anyone I've wanted it with.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stop whinging, you're a single female- not like you're going to struggle round here

I wouldn't struggle to find a single man. Finding a single man who I find attractive and want to meet is the struggle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex is over rated, save yourself for marriage.

Saying that I am actually an atheist...

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By *rs and Mr PandoraCouple
over a year ago

LUTTERWORTH

"Since I last had sex. I can practically feel my vagina resealing itself.

You are a born again virgin

Pandora

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's nothing, I went three years

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

"Since I last had sex. I can practically feel my vagina resealing itself.

I'm almost at the 1 yr mark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anybody want my cock maybe I can help lol x

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Since I last had sex. I can practically feel my vagina resealing itself.

So is there a reason behind this abstinence ?

I've not wanted it, or I should say I haven't found anyone I've wanted it with."

Well that's odd , given the proportion of men to women on here !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Since I last had sex. I can practically feel my vagina resealing itself.

So is there a reason behind this abstinence ?

I've not wanted it, or I should say I haven't found anyone I've wanted it with.

Well that's odd , given the proportion of men to women on here !

Pfft, amateurs. My virginity has grown back....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well get out there and shag somebody then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Since I last had sex. I can practically feel my vagina resealing itself.

So is there a reason behind this abstinence ?

I've not wanted it, or I should say I haven't found anyone I've wanted it with.

Well that's odd , given the proportion of men to women on here !

Doesn't mean that anyone's caught my eye though. There isn't anyone local to me who interests me enough to meet them.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"Stop whinging, you're a single female- not like you're going to struggle round here

I wouldn't struggle to find a single man. Finding a single man who I find attractive and want to meet is the struggle."

Well i have the same struggle finding one who is sane enough and not flakey- which i why i pretty much gave up looking on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For what it's worth, the lyrics are from a song recorded by Sinead O'Connor, written by Prince. Great song, great video!

Abstinence is not a bad thing in many ways.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Since I last had sex. I can practically feel my vagina resealing itself.

Try 3 years +

I'm practically a virgin again

I was waiting to see your post

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By *inCity BluesMan
over a year ago

London

"A long week tomorrow and after plans going tits up I think I shall check myself into a convent and leave fab and sex behind

What about a lesbian convent?"

What? You mean there are straight convents?

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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

"Since I last had sex. I can practically feel my vagina resealing itself.

Try 3 years +

I'm practically a virgin again

I was waiting to see your post

You know me to well young lady lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont think this is a thing. I think the tightness or looseness of your vag is genetic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont think this is a thing. I think the tightness or looseness of your vag is genetic "

Talking about hymens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 months and 10 days now

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

"Resealing!? Was it sealed up before?

Yes. With glue.

It's a bugger when you get tampons and superglue mixed up isn't it.

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worse when you mix vaseline and polygrip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long ago was November?

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"A long week tomorrow and after plans going tits up I think I shall check myself into a convent and leave fab and sex behind

Only if it one where you wear sexy nun outfits and I come to visit.

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"A whole week for us, quite unheard of

but we've been busy taking the kids out most days & I've then been catching up with work in the evenings.

Happy to volunteer our services to those in need

I am in need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Since I last had sex. I can practically feel my vagina resealing itself.

Seeside! Do you have any flyers for 0 meet club I can hand out?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

It's been 2 weeks for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8 months for me, opening me up again will be like getting the lid off a tin of paint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"8 months for me, opening me up again will be like getting the lid off a tin of paint. "

So the lucky guy will need to use a spoon handle and put some sheets down?

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