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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have you tried Filling a condom with water and freezing it? And if so what happens? Is it like filling a balloon or do you get a big frozen double ender when open the freezer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you tried Filling a condom with water and freezing it? And if so what happens? Is it like filling a balloon or do you get a big frozen double ender when open the freezer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you tried Filling a condom with water and freezing it? And if so what happens? Is it like filling a balloon or do you get a big frozen double ender when open the freezer?

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Disclaimer - I wasn't planning on using it on myself lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you tried Filling a condom with water and freezing it? And if so what happens? Is it like filling a balloon or do you get a big frozen double ender when open the freezer?

"

Now that is random

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you tried Filling a condom with water and freezing it? And if so what happens? Is it like filling a balloon or do you get a big frozen double ender when open the freezer?

Disclaimer - I wasn't planning on using it on myself lol "

Lies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why dae chicks flock tae the dance flare tae shake their booties aff when a rapper sings bitch, ho, slut but when the common man says it all hell breaks loose?

Dafuq

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you tried Filling a condom with water and freezing it? And if so what happens? Is it like filling a balloon or do you get a big frozen double ender when open the freezer?

Disclaimer - I wasn't planning on using it on myself lol

Lies! "

Far too cold for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha! Did this a few years back and yes we got a big frozen dildo but I made the worst mistake when I sat right on it straight from the freezer... It burns! Really bad!! If there's ever a next time, I will be running it under warm water quickly first!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you tried Filling a condom with water and freezing it? And if so what happens? Is it like filling a balloon or do you get a big frozen double ender when open the freezer?

Disclaimer - I wasn't planning on using it on myself lol "

I'm not convinced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love shit like this. I was sat wondering looking at a a lovely pair of boobs on here the other night and started wondering "if we painted the left one blue and the right one red then on some 3D glasses, would we end up with one massive 3D boob?"

Any ladies wishing to help me find out the answer to this, feel free to come forward......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hahaha! Did this a few years back and yes we got a big frozen dildo but I made the worst mistake when I sat right on it straight from the freezer... It burns! Really bad!! If there's ever a next time, I will be running it under warm water quickly first!! "

Thank you!

See this lady understands lol

And good tip!

Do you leave it in the condom or take it out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in bed watching TV and I have nearly wet the bed reading this thread XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love shit like this. I was sat wondering looking at a a lovely pair of boobs on here the other night and started wondering "if we painted the left one blue and the right one red then on some 3D glasses, would we end up with one massive 3D boob?"

Any ladies wishing to help me find out the answer to this, feel free to come forward...... "

this

If you put a couple of mentos in your pussy and add diet will it explode?? Just a random I need answering lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahaha! Did this a few years back and yes we got a big frozen dildo but I made the worst mistake when I sat right on it straight from the freezer... It burns! Really bad!! If there's ever a next time, I will be running it under warm water quickly first!!

Oh I was straight on it, condom and all! You know the scene from dumb and dumber, where he links the ski lift? Yep, that happened, but with my other lips lol!

Thank you!

See this lady understands lol

And good tip!

Do you leave it in the condom or take it out? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahaha! Did this a few years back and yes we got a big frozen dildo but I made the worst mistake when I sat right on it straight from the freezer... It burns! Really bad!! If there's ever a next time, I will be running it under warm water quickly first!!

Oh I was straight on it, condom and all! You know the scene from dumb and dumber, where he links the ski lift? Yep, that happened, but with my other lips lol!

Thank you!

See this lady understands lol

And good tip!

Do you leave it in the condom or take it out? "

'licks' damn autocorrect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am in bed watching TV and I have nearly wet the bed reading this thread XXX"

You can get nappies for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I would try it myself but I share a freezer with my housemate and she might get a shock when she goes to get one of magnums out the freezer lol

That's a point - I could make flavoured ones!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahaha! Did this a few years back and yes we got a big frozen dildo but I made the worst mistake when I sat right on it straight from the freezer... It burns! Really bad!! If there's ever a next time, I will be running it under warm water quickly first!!

Thank you!

See this lady understands lol

And good tip!

Do you leave it in the condom or take it out? "

Deffo after using it up his arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ikea do those rubber ice moulds - some in the shape of a oversized chocolate finger - now they are fun but mind - once they start to melt they get rather sharp - now dont say i didnt warn you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I can't type when I'm excited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hahaha! Did this a few years back and yes we got a big frozen dildo but I made the worst mistake when I sat right on it straight from the freezer... It burns! Really bad!! If there's ever a next time, I will be running it under warm water quickly first!!

Thank you!

See this lady understands lol

And good tip!

Do you leave it in the condom or take it out?

Deffo after using it up his arse "

By leaving the condom on you can peel it off after and use the ice pole everywhere.... Or just eat it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would try it myself but I share a freezer with my housemate and she might get a shock when she goes to get one of magnums out the freezer lol

That's a point - I could make flavoured ones!"

Hell yeah! If you make a baileys chocolate mint flavour icepole, I'll be knocking your door down

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would try it myself but I share a freezer with my housemate and she might get a shock when she goes to get one of magnums out the freezer lol

That's a point - I could make flavoured ones!

Hell yeah! If you make a baileys chocolate mint flavour icepole, I'll be knocking your door down "

I'd best get freezing then!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You'll have to eat it in the garden though - I don't want sticky sofas

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"I would try it myself but I share a freezer with my housemate and she might get a shock when she goes to get one of magnums out the freezer lol

That's a point - I could make flavoured ones!"

Maybe your housemate would appreciate your thoughtfulness of leaving it for her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would try it myself but I share a freezer with my housemate and she might get a shock when she goes to get one of magnums out the freezer lol

That's a point - I could make flavoured ones!

Hell yeah! If you make a baileys chocolate mint flavour icepole, I'll be knocking your door down

I'd best get freezing then!"

It will need to stand up to a long hot workout, no melting early, most disappointing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would try it myself but I share a freezer with my housemate and she might get a shock when she goes to get one of magnums out the freezer lol

That's a point - I could make flavoured ones!

Hell yeah! If you make a baileys chocolate mint flavour icepole, I'll be knocking your door down

I'd best get freezing then!

It will need to stand up to a long hot workout, no melting early, most disappointing "

Oh you won't be disappointed - I will have a freezer full of dicks ready and waiting with your name on it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would try it myself but I share a freezer with my housemate and she might get a shock when she goes to get one of magnums out the freezer lol

That's a point - I could make flavoured ones!

Maybe your housemate would appreciate your thoughtfulness of leaving it for her "

I fear this plan could backfire somehow, like her telling everyone I freeze condoms in her freezer

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"I would try it myself but I share a freezer with my housemate and she might get a shock when she goes to get one of magnums out the freezer lol

That's a point - I could make flavoured ones!

Maybe your housemate would appreciate your thoughtfulness of leaving it for her

I fear this plan could backfire somehow, like her telling everyone I freeze condoms in her freezer "

Think positively, she may get so horny that it melts before she gets there and she calls you through to finish her off?????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would try it myself but I share a freezer with my housemate and she might get a shock when she goes to get one of magnums out the freezer lol

That's a point - I could make flavoured ones!

Maybe your housemate would appreciate your thoughtfulness of leaving it for her

I fear this plan could backfire somehow, like her telling everyone I freeze condoms in her freezer

Think positively, she may get so horny that it melts before she gets there and she calls you through to finish her off?????"

Haha nah we only fuck if we're both d*unk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why dae chicks flock tae the dance flare tae shake their booties aff when a rapper sings bitch, ho, slut but when the common man says it all hell breaks loose?

Dafuq "

*shakes booty*

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