FabSwingers.com forum: Please....

By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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Could someone come and wash my car

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By *igboobstCouple
over a year ago

barrow

Be there in 5

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Be there in 5

I'll make a brew, wear white

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By *igboobstCouple
over a year ago

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Tea 2 and a tea non please getting our whites on now

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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Top job.

I've got some other things that need doing, any more offers of help?

You can all sleep over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can help, I'm good with my hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Odd job man at your service.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I can help, I'm good with my hands.

Lovely, can you sand my chairs?

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By *mmaNandyCouple
over a year ago

wolvo

Mine desperately needs doing inside and out if anyone fancys it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

could someone do mine too - its only a ka but i cant be arsed

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Odd job man at your service.

Super...I need the fence painting

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Mine desperately needs doing inside and out if anyone fancys it lol"

We should have a fab car wash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am good at waxing up Boobies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might start a car cleaning business for swingers seems like a niche market

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Am good at waxing up Boobies

Wax on wax off? Ok you are in

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I might start a car cleaning business for swingers seems like a niche market"

Can us ladies flash?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, your a strong independent black woman you do it yourself because you can, guuuuuurl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The naked car wash

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"No, your a strong independent black woman you do it yourself because you can, guuuuuurl!

Dafuq

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"The naked car wash

Not naked, but white is mandatory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah I'm not washing your car, I pay for someone to wash mine, so I'm not washing yours

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By *norksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

No good me doing it, every time I do mine a flock of seagulls come to destroy it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can wash it with my 7 inch pressure washer?...

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Nah I'm not washing your car, I pay for someone to wash mine, so I'm not washing yours

Do you want to help me find a hottie to wash it and watch with me?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"No good me doing it, every time I do mine a flock of seagulls come to destroy it..

Fuckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can help, I'm good with my hands.

Lovely, can you sand my chairs? "

Why does my brain immediately think of euphemisms..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The naked car wash

Not naked, but white is mandatory "

Hope that's a non racist preference fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately, you're too far away OP, otherwise, not only would I wash it, but I would give it a polish with Auto Glym.

I also do the windows separately with a good window cleaner too.

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By *norksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

"No good me doing it, every time I do mine a flock of seagulls come to destroy it..

Fuckers"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I might start a car cleaning business for swingers seems like a niche market

Can us ladies flash? "

If you ladies flash I will do your cars for free

Can't see me making much money here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah I'm not washing your car, I pay for someone to wash mine, so I'm not washing yours

Do you want to help me find a hottie to wash it and watch with me?

Oh yes can we watch a hottie do both mine and yours while we drink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am good at waxing up Boobies

Can you shave a fanny? I'm sick of doing mine.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

No I 've got my own to do!

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By *hatshisfaceMan
over a year ago

ipswich

You could write this post lol.

I recon we should start a show like 60 minute makeover. But for swingers

I recon channel five with buy it! ??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ignite if you pull in behind the others I will do all three my pants may get wet though so can you be on stand by with a towel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am good at waxing up Boobies

Can you shave a fanny? I'm sick of doing mine."

Aye, as long as you don't mind a few cuts here and there

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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Doing it myself now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If ever you think booby waxer or pussy shaver, think of me, am the man for those jobs, am no cheap tho you'll pay a premium price for a premium service fs

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Ignite if you pull in behind the others I will do all three my pants may get wet though so can you be on stand by with a towel"

Yeah go on!

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

"Could someone come and wash my car

I have the bucket and sponge at the ready Miss Honey where are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puts on naughty lingerie and a short white dress... im ready where's the sponge

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Puts on naughty lingerie and a short white dress... im ready where's the sponge

In the bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could someone come and wash my car

No.

But I'll happily start your engine, while sam polishes your headlights

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Expert diyer here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Puts on naughty lingerie and a short white dress... im ready where's the sponge

In the bath

Oh my its all slippery in this bath and you're in it too.. my hands might have to feel around as i cant see past the bubbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can they do mine too? There's tea and a blueberry muffin in it

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