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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A female friend of mine and a few of her (f) friends are getting together at a club this weekend.

I've been guaranteed a few sympathy shags, 4 on Sunday, 6 on Monday and apparently they have friends....

I'm not sure whether to go, or wash my hair.

What would you guys do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely stay at home and nominate some very good friends to 'stunt cock' on your behalf

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I should add, they're all lookers too.

No gopping munters......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The above still stands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have hair?

Seriously ... send a stunt cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go, you never know, you might enjoy yourself.

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think they are lying to you mate

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Stay home wash yer merkin - they sound like dirrrrrty girls! Mums advise you stay away from those

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I think it's time I visited my old mucker markoh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you young,hung,8+,fit toned,gorgeous face,heavy cummer,long stayer? if not dont bother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get them pumped

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I would accept their invitation... then sell it on ebay to the highest bidder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should add, they're all lookers too.

No gopping munters......"

They aint from FAB then?

Mouthwash is good to soak your cock in when it gets sore. I cant remember which rock star used that trick, but I know it works

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London


"[Removed by poster at 13/04/17 15:18:41]"

Was meant to say play hard to get and go to the pub.....not

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would accept their invitation... then sell it on ebay to the highest bidder "

Oooooh I DO like this idea.

Winner winner chicken dinner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A female friend of mine and a few of her (f) friends are getting together at a club this weekend.

I've been guaranteed a few sympathy shags, 4 on Sunday, 6 on Monday and apparently they have friends....

I'm not sure whether to go, or wash my hair.

What would you guys do?

"

I wouldn't accept a sympathy anything...

That's why it's in the dictionary between syphilis and shit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I just wish they'd read my profile.

This could be embarrassing.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well on Monday there's a full Football League programme so that's a no-no (get your priorities straight and all that) and Sunday is one of the holiest days of the year, so if you go you'll burn in hell.

So stock up on the Head & Shoulders. That's a lot of hair washing to get through!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well on Monday there's a full Football League programme so that's a no-no (get your priorities straight and all that) and Sunday is one of the holiest days of the year, so if you go you'll burn in hell.

So stock up on the Head & Shoulders. That's a lot of hair washing to get through! "

He can just wash the middle one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well on Monday there's a full Football League programme so that's a no-no (get your priorities straight and all that) and Sunday is one of the holiest days of the year, so if you go you'll burn in hell.

So stock up on the Head & Shoulders. That's a lot of hair washing to get through! "

This is good advice.....

*shoulder punch

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"A female friend of mine and a few of her (f) friends are getting together at a club this weekend.

I've been guaranteed a few sympathy shags, 4 on Sunday, 6 on Monday and apparently they have friends....

I'm not sure whether to go, or wash my hair.

What would you guys do?

"

I'd say take what ya can while you can. Once they hear about your scampi fingers they'll be gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this your long blonde hair ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A female friend of mine and a few of her (f) friends are getting together at a club this weekend.

I've been guaranteed a few sympathy shags, 4 on Sunday, 6 on Monday and apparently they have friends....

I'm not sure whether to go, or wash my hair.

What would you guys do?

I'd say take what ya can while you can. Once they hear about your scampi fingers they'll be gone"

All evidence of scampi fingers no longer exists.

You can't prove nuffin coppah.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this your long blonde hair ? "

Uh huh.. ...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Wash your hair on Saturday then shag the lot of them

Go to the clinic on Tuesday

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"A female friend of mine and a few of her (f) friends are getting together at a club this weekend.

I've been guaranteed a few sympathy shags, 4 on Sunday, 6 on Monday and apparently they have friends....

I'm not sure whether to go, or wash my hair.

What would you guys do?

I'd say take what ya can while you can. Once they hear about your scampi fingers they'll be gone

All evidence of scampi fingers no longer exists.

You can't prove nuffin coppah. "

Oh really???? (Twiddles moustache) btw the name's Poirrot....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wash your hair on Saturday then shag the lot of them

Go to the clinic on Tuesday "

Gum clinic is packed on tuesdays....so iv been told!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wash your hair on Saturday then shag the lot of them

Go to the clinic on Tuesday "

This assumes I'll have enough oomph to shag them all.

And if I do, I certainly won't have enough oomph left over to get to the clinic.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A female friend of mine and a few of her (f) friends are getting together at a club this weekend.

I've been guaranteed a few sympathy shags, 4 on Sunday, 6 on Monday and apparently they have friends....

I'm not sure whether to go, or wash my hair.

What would you guys do?

I'd say take what ya can while you can. Once they hear about your scampi fingers they'll be gone

All evidence of scampi fingers no longer exists.

You can't prove nuffin coppah.

Oh really???? (Twiddles moustache) btw the name's Poirrot.... "

I've checked, all references to scampi fingers are unlos.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A female friend of mine and a few of her (f) friends are getting together at a club this weekend.

I've been guaranteed a few sympathy shags, 4 on Sunday, 6 on Monday and apparently they have friends....

I'm not sure whether to go, or wash my hair.

What would you guys do?

I'd say take what ya can while you can. Once they hear about your scampi fingers they'll be gone

All evidence of scampi fingers no longer exists.

You can't prove nuffin coppah.

Oh really???? (Twiddles moustache) btw the name's Poirrot....

I've checked, all references to scampi fingers are unlos. "

FECK!!!!!!!

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Mwahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good God, if I get one more "come and bang my vag" message.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good God, if I get one more "come and bang my vag" message.....

"

You'll wake up and realise it was all a dream?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy markoh...

Fuck em

Fuck em all

No need to thank us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good God, if I get one more "come and bang my vag" message.....

"

My message said veg, not vag!

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By *inaryGuyMan
over a year ago

Near the River

Don't go, you'll hate every moment of your time wasted there. Think the damage to your cock...

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I'd just grab a takeway and have a quiet night in alone if I were

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be part of your team op? That's how I read the title

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"A female friend of mine and a few of her (f) friends are getting together at a club this weekend.

I've been guaranteed a few sympathy shags, 4 on Sunday, 6 on Monday and apparently they have friends....

I'm not sure whether to go, or wash my hair.

What would you guys do?

"

Then he wakes up from his dream......10 'guaranteed' sympathy shags? Yeah right!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

shave them pubes .. wash hair .. polish knob and get ready for action

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"A female friend of mine and a few of her (f) friends are getting together at a club this weekend.

I've been guaranteed a few sympathy shags, 4 on Sunday, 6 on Monday and apparently they have friends....

I'm not sure whether to go, or wash my hair.

What would you guys do?

"

It's a no brainier .... wash your hair

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I'd start eating citrus fruits, dark chocolate, leafy green veg and blueberries about now if I were you OP.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"A female friend of mine and a few of her (f) friends are getting together at a club this weekend.

I've been guaranteed a few sympathy shags, 4 on Sunday, 6 on Monday and apparently they have friends....

I'm not sure whether to go, or wash my hair.

What would you guys do?

"

I'd wash my pubic hair if I were you. Or rather I'd wash mine and you wash yours cos I don't want you to wash my pubes although the offer is kind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the OP's post Satire...

Please tell me it's Satire....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two choices bud

Either gets some head and shoulders

Or

Lots of Lucozade and mars bars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long has it been since your last shower, Markoh? Maybe your hair could use the attention. Might I recommend that shampoo that makes your hair shiny?

By the way, who are these women? I could do with getting rid of Marc for the night

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

depends how dirty your hair is

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Errrrr do these woman know about your kinky habits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May be ask one of the ladies to give you a blow job in the shower whilst another shampoos your hair for you. Or wow them with your blonde wig?

You were concerned about your face fuzz the other day.... and now hair issues....should we be worried M?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Easy markoh...

Fuck em

Fuck em all

No need to thank us "

Vitamins, that's what I need, vitamins. Lots of them. Lots of vitamins......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"shave them pubes .. wash hair .. polish knob and get ready for action "

In that order specifically, or can I mix it up a bit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A female friend of mine and a few of her (f) friends are getting together at a club this weekend.

I've been guaranteed a few sympathy shags, 4 on Sunday, 6 on Monday and apparently they have friends....

I'm not sure whether to go, or wash my hair.

What would you guys do?

It's a no brainier .... wash your hair "

Ears or nose first?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd start eating citrus fruits, dark chocolate, leafy green veg and blueberries about now if I were you OP. "

I've just had a curry if that helps........

Chicken tarka, it's like a tikka but a little 'otter.

*hangs head in shame, puts crowbar away.. ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A female friend of mine and a few of her (f) friends are getting together at a club this weekend.

I've been guaranteed a few sympathy shags, 4 on Sunday, 6 on Monday and apparently they have friends....

I'm not sure whether to go, or wash my hair.

What would you guys do?

I'd wash my pubic hair if I were you. Or rather I'd wash mine and you wash yours cos I don't want you to wash my pubes although the offer is kind. "

*considers advice......

Seems to know what he's about.

*compares veris.....

Awesome. Hi 5......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is the OP's post Satire...

Please tell me it's Satire...."

Jealous.....

*points....../\

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How long has it been since your last shower, Markoh? Maybe your hair could use the attention. Might I recommend that shampoo that makes your hair shiny?

By the way, who are these women? I could do with getting rid of Marc for the night "

Marc?????????

Still trying that one on I see.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"May be ask one of the ladies to give you a blow job in the shower whilst another shampoos your hair for you. Or wow them with your blonde wig?

You were concerned about your face fuzz the other day.... and now hair issues....should we be worried M? "

Veet for men.

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