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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

yourself as a used car ad.

Stunning example for year, all round good condition, low milage and full service history, one careful owner since new, few minor scratches, runs like a dream and clean throughout.

No tyre kickers or test piolits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Future classic, recently restored.

1 owner from new, not been smoked in and the owner has no pets or children so is in excellent condition.

Lots of money spent and regularly serviced.

Comes with full clean MOT.

Viewing advised...first to see will take...no offers!

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Brite and Sportey

Verry reliyarball

0 mileage

Easy mantounce

No pree oners

Wen fully fuled will just keep on going.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large engine. Average gear stick.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

0-60 in about 4 minutes

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Cheap and cheerful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Future classic, recently restored.

1 owner from new, not been smoked in and the owner has no pets or children so is in excellent condition.

Lots of money spent and regularly serviced.

Comes with full clean MOT.

Viewing advised...first to see will take...no offers!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ONE careful owner, would not feature on my advert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High mileage, but still a goer.

Body work needs some attention.

Corners badly, ease off on the gas during tight manoeuvres.

Reliable but doesn't like the rain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vintage model, excellent condition, shapely pale bodywork with dark trim, plush interior, needs a young man to get the motor going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Firing on all 6 cylinders

Short shift gear stick

Wobbly rear end

Racey when needs to be

Interior bit worn on the edges

Needs some TLC

Squirts bit of oil from dip stick when revved to hard

Back fires at rear ended now and again

Due to age of vehicle

Overall pod condition not clamped out yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sold as seen. Beach buggy.Signs of plenty of hard driving over the years, but once you take it for a spin you'll remember what fun is if driven appropriately especially off the beaten paths.

Mileage? These models keep going round the clock plenty of times and cost little to run. Comes in brown and browner ...in the summer.

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By *norksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

Good little runner, well looked after but a few miles on the clock.

Bodywork ok and engine runs as sweet as a nut with a solid well oiled machine under the bonnet.

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

Built for comfort, not for speed.

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By *ollypop2000Woman
over a year ago

Derby

Reliable runaround

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol these are all great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very reliable Classic rugged family 4x4. Two owners from new. Recently Bupa serviced. Great stereo and fine leather upholstery. Paintwork could use some tlc. Great as a weekend warrior or daily driver. Converted to Non - Leaded fuel - a snip at this price!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First to see will Bi.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

1965 model. Numerous owners. Bit shabby on the exterior but a reliable comfortable ride that starts first time.

Built for comfort not speed

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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high maintenance automobile, with sleek chassis, looking for careful owner.

has had plenty of previous owners, only one of which was suitable but they improved the vehicle immensely during this time.

tends to lock up easily, and it likes to steer off in it's own direction regularly so be careful not to throttle, has complete rear break bias also.

will not explode if you break it but it won't allow you access after that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"high maintenance automobile, with sleek chassis, looking for careful owner.

has had plenty of previous owners, only one of which was suitable but they improved the vehicle immensely during this time.

tends to lock up easily, and it likes to steer off in it's own direction regularly so be careful not to throttle, has complete rear break bias also.

will not explode if you break it but it won't allow you access after that."

Sounds like you have a thatchem 1 security system fs

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"high maintenance automobile, with sleek chassis, looking for careful owner.

has had plenty of previous owners, only one of which was suitable but they improved the vehicle immensely during this time.

tends to lock up easily, and it likes to steer off in it's own direction regularly so be careful not to throttle, has complete rear break bias also.

will not explode if you break it but it won't allow you access after that.

Sounds like you have a thatchem 1 security system fs

i got the one similar to phoenix nights.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khLRjyJ_Ymo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

clean inside and out - low mileage for age - well kept - reliable and a good little runner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"high maintenance automobile, with sleek chassis, looking for careful owner.

has had plenty of previous owners, only one of which was suitable but they improved the vehicle immensely during this time.

tends to lock up easily, and it likes to steer off in it's own direction regularly so be careful not to throttle, has complete rear break bias also.

will not explode if you break it but it won't allow you access after that.

Sounds like you have a thatchem 1 security system fs

i got the one similar to phoenix nights.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khLRjyJ_Ymo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1969 model not bad for it's age, only two owners since new, 49,000 on the clock, plenty more miles left, body work looking OK, but could do with a dam good Polish, overall not a bad looking model

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1966 Morris minor. Good bodywork for year. Been around the clock twice but still a good runner. A little hard to start in the morning. Engine needs tinkering from time to time. Exhaust blows a bit. Big end May need attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

205 diesel !

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

1965 vintage model, has some miles on the clock but plenty more left in the engine. Can be a little slow to start up, but ticks over nicely once ignition is achieved. Recent work has included replacement of spare tyre for a smaller version, and deflation of air bags. No custom work otherwise. No major scratches or dents.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luxury classic, lovingly maintained. Classy chassis with great quality hooter upgrades.

Performance engine with a bit of attitude.

A little temperamental, mostly starts first time, sometimes it needs a bit of a jump start.

Warning, if you kick it's tyres, it's liable to kick back.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Bright red Citroën 2cv

One pervious owner.

Curvy and a bit peculiar.

Engine good condition

Body needs work.

Reliable but needs encouragement on cold days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old, dented, bits falling off.

But reliable and a good runner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Classic cheap runner,plenty bumps n scratches n can be a bit temperamental on cold early mornings but runs like a dream most of the time.

Can run on most fuels but will give you the most bang for your buck filled up with vodka.

Not suitable for learners....if you wanna put your foot down you better wear your seatbelt or you'll be mercilessly thrown about.

Lots of fun to drive n still has a good few years left before it'll need scrapped

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Better off walking than attempting to get this old banger going.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Not a bad exterior for age, headlights working well. Tempermental to start but once she's warmed up purrs like a good un.

Gentle with the pedals or she kicks back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Classic traditional car whose bodywork has recently undergone an extensive programme of renovation and upgrading with low milage engine guaranteed to give many happy years of motoring and carefree satisfaction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Front wheel drive 73 plate cabriolet. Currently garaged. Needs new leaf spring on the drivers side. Looks great in the rain. Bargain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clapped out Hillman Imp. Circa 66. Been used as a chicken coop for the past ten years so could do with a good clean as its filthy and has a rather unpleasant odour. Paintwork has faded and has a rusty bottom. I replaced the battery but still a non starter. A good project for a woman who has plenty of time to spruce it up and who doesn't mind getting a little dirty.

Viewings welcomed.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

1949 Classic. Test drive highly recommended.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

These are all brilliant

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

1978 shed for sale cheap to insure cheap to run. Body works seen much better days only couple of months left on MOT would suit banger racing if you could get it running 100% got good brakes but clutch could do with doing as it's a bit slow on the up take. Tyres are a bit bald but still just about legal. In fact forget it I'm just gunna call J Davidson scrap metals as wouldn't want to inflict this scrapper on any one else.

I do also have a racey little number for sale you maybe interested in. She's a sleek little sporty number. Body work is perfect and she rides beautifully. Full plush pink interior with gorgeous unmarked white exterior. Go's nought to sexy in 3.5 seconds and tops out as brave as you can take it. Looks amazing when the tops off and is a serious head turner. Easy to maintain as long as you drive her hard everyday!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Authentic Vintage collectors tank.

Seen plenty of action and carries some battle scars from the various wars it's seen.

High milage, but reliable, runs on any fuels.

The stocky chassis and engine provides brute force, but carries a fully working turret that adds finesse and provides safety, security and a tactical advantage over most models.

*Disclaimer* the cannon, whilst being one of the lengthier and larger calibers normally fitted, has been deactivated to fire blanks, to avoid collateral damage.

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