FabSwingers.com forum: Things youd rather have than man flu

By *avid0894 OP Man
over a year ago

Paisley

I'd hapilly swap that with child birth or multiple kicks in the testicles

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By *hampagneCharlieMan
over a year ago

Polesworth

Does being kicked in the nuts turn u on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really!?

I'm sure the women will have something to say regarding the difference between child birth and the sniffles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's literally a cold. Why do guys think it's anything worse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's literally a cold. Why do guys think it's anything worse?

You've never had man flu have you?

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

"It's literally a cold. Why do guys think it's anything worse?

You've never had man flu have you?

I have no idea what man flu is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's literally a cold. Why do guys think it's anything worse?

You've never had man flu have you?

I have no idea what man flu is

Man flu is a bad cold, where you feel shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does being kicked in the nuts turn u on?"

I saw a video once where a guy was happily subjected to repeated boots to the nuts... by a band of blood thirsty midgets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C,mon man flu is the worst thing on the planet

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By *avid0894 OP Man
over a year ago

Paisley

Group hug fellow man flu sufferers xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man up princess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's literally a cold. Why do guys think it's anything worse?

You've never had man flu have you?

I have no idea what man flu is

Man flu is a bad cold, where you feel like you'd rather die. "

Fify.

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By *ve 66Woman
over a year ago

Blackwood

Goes to prove we definitely are the superior sex...we cope with woman flu while working and bringing up kids including you men who apparently have a sniffle... Sorry man flu ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Goes to prove we definitely are the superior sex...we cope with woman flu while working and bringing up kids including you men who apparently have a sniffle... Sorry man flu ..

I'm a fine delicately balance machined. tuned perfectly to run at 100 percent.

Like a Ferrari, if I'm not right, I'm off the road.

An old Nissan micra,..pump the peddles. and it still runs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd hapilly swap that with child birth or multiple kicks in the testicles "
Man up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man up princess

Perhaps it is more appropriate to tell him to 'woman up' since we seem far more capable of dealing with ailments whilst we get on with life and we don't complain about it whilst we do so.

It must be the power of the pussy ha ha ha.

Eve. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man flu is for pussys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man up princess

Perhaps it is more appropriate to tell him to 'woman up' since we seem far more capable of dealing with ailments whilst we get on with life and we don't complain about it whilst we do so.

It must be the power of the pussy ha ha ha.

Eve. X"

Oohh.

Men don't cry when watching films. I didn't flinch at The Notebook.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

There's a YouTube video titled "man flu, the truth". Every woman should be made watch it.

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

"There's a YouTube video titled "man flu, the truth". Every woman should be made watch it. "

Must be seriously funny?

or is the kind of thing that makes the comment "you really shouldn't believe everything you see on YouTube" true?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really!?

I'm sure the women will have something to say regarding the difference between child birth and the sniffles."

Ah but often a lady will want another child after childbirth. Men don't ever want to get man-flu again after the first time. What does that tell you about the respective agonies?

(*for the hard of thinking - this was, of course, meant to be tongue in cheek!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a woman, I can get on with the washing, cooking, cleaning and child care, with a kidney hanging out of my side. Man flu is nothing to be scared of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really!?

I'm sure the women will have something to say regarding the difference between child birth and the sniffles.

Ah but often a lady will want another child after childbirth. Men don't ever want to get man-flu again after the first time. What does that tell you about the respective agonies?

(*for the hard of thinking - this was, of course, meant to be tongue in cheek!

The operative words here are "man" and"woman". A man would have one baby and have his tubes tied.

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By *ve 66Woman
over a year ago

Blackwood

"There's a YouTube video titled "man flu, the truth". Every woman should be made watch it. "

Was it made by man?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a nice dose of suck it up princess and man the hell up. It's a bloody cold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd hapilly swap that with child birth or multiple kicks in the testicles "

I've been through child birth, and trust me, no you wouldn't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But man flu is a cold? Just a cold? You'd rather get kicked in gents rather than blow your nose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd hapilly swap that with child birth or multiple kicks in the testicles "

Ofgs man up will you!

No one likes a whinger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd hapilly swap that with child birth or multiple kicks in the testicles

Ofgs man up will you!

No one likes a whinger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a YouTube video titled "man flu, the truth". Every woman should be made watch it. "

And every man should be made to go through childbirth

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

I'm not a big fan of sneezing but that's more down to the fractured sternum and metal bar inside my rib-cage.

As I can't expand forwards I expand backwards! Imagine being kicked in the spine but from the inside. It feels like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a YouTube video titled "man flu, the truth". Every woman should be made watch it.

And every man should be made to go through childbirth

Some of us have already only i didn't get gas or epidural fs, 17 hours straight not a wink of sleeping was my last labour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No man that's ever taken a proper kick in the nuts would say this...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man flu is for pussys"

You must have it a lot, then...

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By *avid0894 OP Man
over a year ago

Paisley

No one coming to give me a cuddle or a nurse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a YouTube video titled "man flu, the truth". Every woman should be made watch it.

And every man should be made to go through childbirth

Some of us have already only i didn't get gas or epidural fs, 17 hours straight not a wink of sleeping was my last labour."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one coming to give me a cuddle or a nurse

No OP

The general consensus is that you should man up

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I'd hapilly swap that with child birth or multiple kicks in the testicles "

And how many children have you given birth to?

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By *norksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

I'd rather be in the middle of two hot naked ladies than have man flu, but it's unlikely that's gonna happen..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a YouTube video titled "man flu, the truth". Every woman should be made watch it.

And every man should be made to go through childbirth

Some of us have already only i didn't get gas or epidural fs, 17 hours straight not a wink of sleeping was my last labour."

Women are so selfish!

OP. Id prefer a jackpot lottery win, Salma Hayek rimming me whilst margot Robbie sat on my face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Believe me after giving birth to my youngest son at 10lb 1 1/2 oz you wouldn't be wishing to go through child birth. You men don't know what pain is

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By *norksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

"Believe me after giving birth to my youngest son at 10lb 1 1/2 oz you wouldn't be wishing to go through child birth. You men don't know what pain is

Hang on a minute, I got a splinter last week and that brought tears to my eyes..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Believe me after giving birth to my youngest son at 10lb 1 1/2 oz you wouldn't be wishing to go through child birth. You men don't know what pain is

I've been married 4 times. Believe me, I understand pain!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Believe me after giving birth to my youngest son at 10lb 1 1/2 oz you wouldn't be wishing to go through child birth. You men don't know what pain is

I've been married 4 times. Believe me, I understand pain!

You must like wedding cake or just just don't learn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Believe me after giving birth to my youngest son at 10lb 1 1/2 oz you wouldn't be wishing to go through child birth. You men don't know what pain is

I've been married 4 times. Believe me, I understand pain!

You must like wedding cake or just just don't learn! "

Im an optimist and a hopeless romantic... terrible combination, but its made my life interesting

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Believe me after giving birth to my youngest son at 10lb 1 1/2 oz you wouldn't be wishing to go through child birth. You men don't know what pain is

I've been married 4 times. Believe me, I understand pain!

You must like wedding cake or just just don't learn!

Im an optimist and a hopeless romantic... terrible combination, but its made my life interesting

I bet it has.

See if it was just about the cake I'd have made you one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Believe me after giving birth to my youngest son at 10lb 1 1/2 oz you wouldn't be wishing to go through child birth. You men don't know what pain is

I've been married 4 times. Believe me, I understand pain!

You must like wedding cake or just just don't learn!

Im an optimist and a hopeless romantic... terrible combination, but its made my life interesting

I bet it has.

See if it was just about the cake I'd have made you one "

Haha. No need, Im a qualified baker!

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By *avid0894 OP Man
over a year ago

Paisley

I'm home with a teddy and hot water bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Man flu is for pussys

You must have it a lot, then..."

Pussys? I do alright

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By *ornylady71Woman
over a year ago

near Bury

"Man up princess

Hehehe made me laugh that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does being kicked in the nuts turn u on?

I saw a video once where a guy was happily subjected to repeated boots to the nuts... by a band of blood thirsty midgets

PMSL!!!

That just made my day

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

If youbhad flu you wouldnt even be able to type. As for likening itbto childbirth. Really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm home with a teddy and hot water bottle

Surely you should wear something warmer?

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