FabSwingers.com forum: What Easter egg do you think Jesus would have liked?

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By *anya_DarloTV/TS
over a year ago

Darlington

Buckfast, honestly they do exist

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

I'd say one of the cheester ones

Miss

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

I reckon he wouldn't have liked hot CROSS buns

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

Definitely not one with a cross on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Roll'o one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Skittles one would be useless as well, they'd fall through the holes in his hands

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By *rW88Man
over a year ago

Lancaster

I would say a kitkat one. He definitely needed a break!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I reckon he wouldn't have liked hot CROSS buns"

Pmsl you're on form this morning

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By *rW88Man
over a year ago

Lancaster

We could always make a new one, branded as crucitwix!

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

One that could be resurr*egg*ted after it'd been finished off

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

It has to be a roses one to go with his crown

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Or one which could somehow miraculously feed 5,000 ...

(actually, sod Jesus, I'd like that one!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One with 30 pieces of silver in it?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Do you know they have a marmite Egg

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you know they have a marmite Egg

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By *ugby 123Couple
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O o O oo

And a pot noodle one

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By *ugby 123Couple
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He could have a paw patrol egg, they will save him from his dilemma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A crunchie one.

PTU XXX

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Don't mention things that have to be taken off as me removing them often offends

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By *ero666Man
over a year ago

fife

Reeses Easter egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooh, can we use other deities too...?

That possible?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you know they have a marmite Egg

I was going to say Marmite.

Like Jesus, you either love it or hate it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kosha one....

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Anything from THORNtons?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha great post! No idea myself but I'm sure someone will nail it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooooh, can we use other deities too...?

That possible?

Like a Buddhist one you eat peace by peace?

A Catholic one? Eat it and feel guilty afterwards?

A Rasta one? They're good shit man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha great post! No idea myself but I'm sure someone will nail it."

*boom tish*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Skittles one would be useless as well, they'd fall through the holes in his hands

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*bump*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Easter everyone

Can't believe it's 2017 years since Jesus hatched from an egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think he would like to be made to wear a crown of curly-wurlies and forced to carry a cross made of giant flakes through the streets, while being whipped with strawberry laces. Once he reaches Calgary/Cadbury, he's nailed to the flake cross with matchmakers (preferably mint) and after several hours his side is pierced with a spear and the contents of a creme egg ooze out. Then, having been taken down and entombed, he'll emerge on Sunday from a Terry's chocolate orange.

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