FabSwingers.com forum: Official Rant Day Thursday Thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In Markohs' absence...

Please fill your boots/get it off your chest or whatever!

Single males/ no meets/ I am too pretty/ woe is me....

Go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I didn't have a rant until you went and stole the bloody rant thread!

But I'll let you off as you're purty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am too pretty.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Just fuck funding right off OK.

I've nawt to rant about but it's good to have a spare in reserve

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I didn't have a rant until you went and stole the bloody rant thread!

But I'll let you off as you're purty

He asked me to do it whilst he is playing 'Rugby'.

Just spotted another one- still better 2 threads than none hey?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am too pretty."

I can't tell. You are a dark horse.

#Rant denied!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm dehydrated due to excess gin and overweight due to excess mini eggs!

Ruby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I didn't have a rant until you went and stole the bloody rant thread!

But I'll let you off as you're purty

He asked me to do it whilst he is playing 'Rugby'.

Just spotted another one- still better 2 threads than none hey?

playing rugby

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm dehydrated due to excess gin and overweight due to excess mini eggs!

Ruby"

That's a brag not a rant (envious)

#rant denied!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My rant is why should I restrict my rants to a Thursday?

Ok not much of a rant I know but it's all I've got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am too pretty.

I can't tell. You are a dark horse.

#Rant denied!"

It's been sunny and I tan well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The two women who insist on walking up and down the gym pool chatting taking up over half the general swim part not caring how busy it is making everyone else wait or swim round them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My rant is why should I restrict my rants to a Thursday?

Ok not much of a rant I know but it's all I've got

Or Face pics to a Friday, or tits to a Tuesday!

Nobody really does though do they?

Try Harder!

#Rant denied!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am too pretty.

I can't tell. You are a dark horse.

#Rant denied!

It's been sunny and I tan well.

You must live on Crematoria!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The two women who insist on walking up and down the gym pool chatting taking up over half the general swim part not caring how busy it is making everyone else wait or swim round them "

Just accidentally kick them whilst doing breaststroke!

#Rant approved.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

Freakin mosquitoes, little buzzy hiding blood thirsty shitbags, I now courtesy of the motherfeckers have five nice huge itchy red bumps that will be mountains before I know it( am allergic) and will drive me mad for the foreseeable future

I wouldn't mind if I was bloody abroad

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Freakin mosquitoes, little buzzy hiding blood thirsty shitbags, I now courtesy of the motherfeckers have five nice huge itchy red bumps that will be mountains before I know it( am allergic) and will drive me mad for the foreseeable future

I wouldn't mind if I was bloody abroad

Mrs blue eyes

Anthisan is really good xx

#Rant approved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

**twirls in throws glitter**

Yeap that should do it

Mwah morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing really to moan about.

Just wanted to stay sleep little longer this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"**twirls in throws glitter**

Yeap that should do it

Mwah morning all

That glitter gets everywhere you know, I'll be finding it in crevices and creases for weeks!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

No car so can't work or meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"**twirls in throws glitter**

Yeap that should do it

Mwah morning all

That glitter gets everywhere you know, I'll be finding it in crevices and creases for weeks!

Meh all the better to remember me

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"**twirls in throws glitter**

Yeap that should do it

Mwah morning all

I might actually try this next time something goes tits up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"**twirls in throws glitter**

Yeap that should do it

Mwah morning all

I might actually try this next time something goes tits up

It works and everything looks prettier

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

My rant is more than one rant thread is more than enough!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"**twirls in throws glitter**

Yeap that should do it

Mwah morning all

That glitter gets everywhere you know, I'll be finding it in crevices and creases for weeks!

#rant approved.

Unless it's edible!

(then it can really be a pain in the arse!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No car so can't work or meet

Taxi/bus/hotel /dogging/shanks' pony

#rant denied!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My rant is more than one rant thread is more than enough!"

#rant denied

Suck it up cupcake!

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

I wouldn't mind if I was bloody abroad

Mrs blue eyes

Anthisan is really good xx

#Rant approved"
. Thankyou muchly, shall get some today

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn! I've got glitter in my crevices!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bitten tongue whilst eating. Hardest I've ever done it. Proper lacerated it. Gaping cut. Pouring of blood. Ow ow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking sick of getting gravel rash on my cock, when it slips out of my sock and rubs on the road

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bitten tongue whilst eating. Hardest I've ever done it. Proper lacerated it. Gaping cut. Pouring of blood. Ow ow. "

That's not a rant!

See Tina for an injury claim form!

Btw the inside of the mouth is the fastest healing part of the body

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fucking sick of getting gravel rash on my cock, when it slips out of my sock and rubs on the road

Stop Kerb crawling then

#rant denied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where was my birthday wishes? There's at least one a day in this place! Did I get one? No (incidentally even my own mother missed it).

Birthday threads. Do you have to be Fab royalty to get one. (I heard that phrase yesterday)

There are two today, one is still going strong from yesterday (not taking away their glory, Happy birthday guys).

But really. Once a year and I can't get a birthday thread. How many times did I have to hint?

Next year I expect more, or I'm off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bitten tongue whilst eating. Hardest I've ever done it. Proper lacerated it. Gaping cut. Pouring of blood. Ow ow.

That's not a rant!

See Tina for an injury claim form!

Btw the inside of the mouth is the fastest healing part of the body

Yes ma'am! Sorry boys ... Tina's prescribed hand jobs only for 7 days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I didn't have a rant until you went and stole the bloody rant thread!

But I'll let you off as you're purty

He asked me to do it whilst he is playing 'Rugby'.

Just spotted another one- still better 2 threads than none hey?

playing rugby "

*chortles.....

Free the Hamphire 1!!!!!!

Oh, hold on.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I didn't have a rant until you went and stole the bloody rant thread!

But I'll let you off as you're purty

He asked me to do it whilst he is playing 'Rugby'.

Just spotted another one- still better 2 threads than none hey?

playing rugby

*chortles.....

Free the Hamphire 1!!!!!!

Oh, hold on....."

Crack on then!

My rant- some people will do anything to get time off!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I didn't have a rant until you went and stole the bloody rant thread!

But I'll let you off as you're purty

He asked me to do it whilst he is playing 'Rugby'.

Just spotted another one- still better 2 threads than none hey?

playing rugby

*chortles.....

Free the Hamphire 1!!!!!!

Oh, hold on.....

Crack on then!

My rant- some people will do anything to get time off!!"

You seem to have everything covered.

You even got the day right.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Rant cancelled, i got my car back, happy days!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I now hate Manchester for a whole new bag of reasons.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Vans. Fucking things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just to say I have had a simply splendid day

And I have popcorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men

boys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am in Manchester overnight for work instead of picking my kids up a day early as I had planned,all down to a customer being a twunt and not having things ready and waiting like they said they would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men

boys

"
and kites ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to sleep at two this morning, I was awake at six. I did all the sodding work in a big meeting with a big prospect and ended up with stale sandwiches because everyone else tucked in while I was presenting.

Will I get any of the commission the salesperson will get? Will I fuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went to sleep at two this morning, I was awake at six. I did all the sodding work in a big meeting with a big prospect and ended up with stale sandwiches because everyone else tucked in while I was presenting.

Will I get any of the commission the salesperson will get? Will I fuck!"

Rant denied. You had shenanigans. Stop moaning

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Men

boys

Yeah and this

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I don't tend to rant but today I would like to say to something

If I post on a thread you started that is NOT an open invitation to message me if you don't match my profile.

If I come across as 'helpful' on a thread that is NOT an open invitation to message me for endless advice.

And there you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't tend to rant but today I would like to say to something

If I post on a thread you started that is NOT an open invitation to message me if you don't match my profile.

If I come across as 'helpful' on a thread that is NOT an open invitation to message me for endless advice.

And there you go

In the words of Nan; "fuckin liberty......"

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I don't tend to rant but today I would like to say to something

If I post on a thread you started that is NOT an open invitation to message me if you don't match my profile.

If I come across as 'helpful' on a thread that is NOT an open invitation to message me for endless advice.

And there you go

In the words of Nan; "fuckin liberty......""

I never say words like that

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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"Well I didn't have a rant until you went and stole the bloody rant thread!

But I'll let you off as you're purty

He asked me to do it whilst he is playing 'Rugby'.

Other mods are available

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