FabSwingers.com forum: Where's the rant thread?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It is Thursday today isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like this is it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looks like this is it

You can be in charge of it then.

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like this is it

You can be in charge of it then.

Good luck

Sneaky and devious. Nice to see you on form

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It appears everyone is happy and rant free today.

Makes a bloody change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I forgot to buy milk!! Damn

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Bloody things.....all the things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup, on a high today, got a very dirty night planned, so looking forward to that, all is well here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody things.....all the things

Rant approved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hangover. Death to all. The hurt is real.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hangover. Death to all. The hurt is real.

Rant approved but prescribing a brisk walk in the fresh air and application of coffee stat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear.. it seems I peaked a tad early yesterday

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Bloody things.....all the things

Rant approved

Thankyou. As the days goes on the things may become more detailed

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Hangover. Death to all. The hurt is real.

But you provided such amusement

Maybe a cock in your mouth will help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It appears everyone is happy and rant free today.

Makes a bloody change

That sounds like the start of a rant ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh dear.. it seems I peaked a tad early yesterday

Haha. Yes you did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People are complete and utter twats! Everyone is getting on my last nerve already today & even the dog is pissing me off hogging all the fucking bed and I dont care if this is approved or not because I want to rant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh dear.. it seems I peaked a tad early yesterday

Haha. Yes you did.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"People are complete and utter twats! Everyone is getting on my last nerve already today & even the dog is pissing me off hogging all the fucking bed and I dont care if this is approved or not because I want to rant "

Have some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hangover. Death to all. The hurt is real.

I have been laughing out loud at your nocturnal musings my lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*pops out of his nuclear fallout shelter*

Rant approved

*leaps back in and slams to the door of Vault 101*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn that good for an opener.

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

My best mate has pissed me off. shes getting maried so apparently everyone else has to settle down too

She wont stop badgering me, last night we had a practice session for the dancing for the wedding,(ceiledh band

) and she invited a guy she thinks I'd like, except he thought it was a party! so awkward and embarrassing, she had all the subtlety of a brick.

Then despite the fact that I stood on his foot several times, he asked if I want to go for dinner,

WHY CAN'T FOLK ACCEPT THAT I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING DATE?!

and breathe.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"My best mate has pissed me off. shes getting maried so apparently everyone else has to settle down too

She wont stop badgering me, last night we had a practice session for the dancing for the wedding,(ceiledh band

) and she invited a guy she thinks I'd like, except he thought it was a party! so awkward and embarrassing, she had all the subtlety of a brick.

Then despite the fact that I stood on his foot several times, he asked if I want to go for dinner,

WHY CAN'T FOLK ACCEPT THAT I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING DATE?!

and breathe.

Oh don't

I got told to 'wind it in' recently.

Fuck off I'm just getting started

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My best mate has pissed me off. shes getting maried so apparently everyone else has to settle down too

She wont stop badgering me, last night we had a practice session for the dancing for the wedding,(ceiledh band

) and she invited a guy she thinks I'd like, except he thought it was a party! so awkward and embarrassing, she had all the subtlety of a brick.

Then despite the fact that I stood on his foot several times, he asked if I want to go for dinner,

WHY CAN'T FOLK ACCEPT THAT I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING DATE?!

and breathe.

Oh don't

I got told to 'wind it in' recently.

Fuck off I'm just getting started

I've been told maybe I should think about dating.

WTF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My best mate has pissed me off. shes getting maried so apparently everyone else has to settle down too

She wont stop badgering me, last night we had a practice session for the dancing for the wedding,(ceiledh band

) and she invited a guy she thinks I'd like, except he thought it was a party! so awkward and embarrassing, she had all the subtlety of a brick.

Then despite the fact that I stood on his foot several times, he asked if I want to go for dinner,

WHY CAN'T FOLK ACCEPT THAT I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING DATE?!

and breathe.

Maybe dinner didn't mean 'dinner'?

But lots of capitals so approved

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"My best mate has pissed me off. shes getting maried so apparently everyone else has to settle down too

She wont stop badgering me, last night we had a practice session for the dancing for the wedding,(ceiledh band

) and she invited a guy she thinks I'd like, except he thought it was a party! so awkward and embarrassing, she had all the subtlety of a brick.

Then despite the fact that I stood on his foot several times, he asked if I want to go for dinner,

WHY CAN'T FOLK ACCEPT THAT I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING DATE?!

and breathe.

Oh don't

I got told to 'wind it in' recently.

Fuck off I'm just getting started

I've been told maybe I should think about dating.

WTF

Why do people think it is ok to do that?

My friends used to set me up on dates with men, I went for the food

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

"My best mate has pissed me off. shes getting maried so apparently everyone else has to settle down too

She wont stop badgering me, last night we had a practice session for the dancing for the wedding,(ceiledh band

) and she invited a guy she thinks I'd like, except he thought it was a party! so awkward and embarrassing, she had all the subtlety of a brick.

Then despite the fact that I stood on his foot several times, he asked if I want to go for dinner,

WHY CAN'T FOLK ACCEPT THAT I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING DATE?!

and breathe.

Oh don't

I got told to 'wind it in' recently.

Fuck off I'm just getting started

I've been told maybe I should think about dating.

WTF

Why do people think it is ok to do that?

My friends used to set me up on dates with men, I went for the food

wasn't any bloody food there.

she's really overstepped the mark, but can't see it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and if anyone wishes me Happy Easter they can get fucked.. not sure why its even fecking celebrated still, want an excuse to eat chocolate just make one up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My best mate has pissed me off. shes getting maried so apparently everyone else has to settle down too

She wont stop badgering me, last night we had a practice session for the dancing for the wedding,(ceiledh band

) and she invited a guy she thinks I'd like, except he thought it was a party! so awkward and embarrassing, she had all the subtlety of a brick.

Then despite the fact that I stood on his foot several times, he asked if I want to go for dinner,

WHY CAN'T FOLK ACCEPT THAT I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING DATE?!

and breathe.

Oh don't

I got told to 'wind it in' recently.

Fuck off I'm just getting started

I've been told maybe I should think about dating.

WTF

Why do people think it is ok to do that?

My friends used to set me up on dates with men, I went for the food

wasn't any bloody food there.

she's really overstepped the mark, but can't see it.

No food?

why can't people just leave us to our own lives.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i just gggrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can i just gggrrrrr "

I think you just did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not gonna rant. I'm just going to go and hit some things with a hammer instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My best mate has pissed me off. shes getting maried so apparently everyone else has to settle down too

She wont stop badgering me, last night we had a practice session for the dancing for the wedding,(ceiledh band

) and she invited a guy she thinks I'd like, except he thought it was a party! so awkward and embarrassing, she had all the subtlety of a brick.

Then despite the fact that I stood on his foot several times, he asked if I want to go for dinner,

WHY CAN'T FOLK ACCEPT THAT I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING DATE?!

and breathe.

You don't have to date him. Just fuck him!

He could be an ideal FWB!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No rants here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pretty cool and chilled out today. I've suprised myself with that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm pretty cool and chilled out today. I've suprised myself with that one."

Suppose it had to happen some time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 rant threads oh dear oh dear I'm not sure if I have enough glitter.

**runs back to the fairy factory to stock up**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 rant threads oh dear oh dear I'm not sure if I have enough glitter.

**runs back to the fairy factory to stock up**"

There'll be a rant if you don't come back

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"My best mate has pissed me off. shes getting maried so apparently everyone else has to settle down too

She wont stop badgering me, last night we had a practice session for the dancing for the wedding,(ceiledh band

) and she invited a guy she thinks I'd like, except he thought it was a party! so awkward and embarrassing, she had all the subtlety of a brick.

Then despite the fact that I stood on his foot several times, he asked if I want to go for dinner,

WHY CAN'T FOLK ACCEPT THAT I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING DATE?!

and breathe.

Oh don't

I got told to 'wind it in' recently.

Fuck off I'm just getting started

I've been told maybe I should think about dating.

WTF

Why do people think it is ok to do that?

My friends used to set me up on dates with men, I went for the food

wasn't any bloody food there.

she's really overstepped the mark, but can't see it.

No food? Defriend

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Not that bothered about rant thread. Where's the thigh thread. It's Thursday, day for thick tantalising thighs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm pretty cool and chilled out today. I've suprised myself with that one.

Suppose it had to happen some time

cheek!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not that bothered about rant thread. Where's the thigh thread. It's Thursday, day for thick tantalising thighs.

Seconded we need thighs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 rant threads oh dear oh dear I'm not sure if I have enough glitter.

**runs back to the fairy factory to stock up**

There'll be a rant if you don't come back

**twirls in with emergency stock**

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

"My best mate has pissed me off. shes getting maried so apparently everyone else has to settle down too

She wont stop badgering me, last night we had a practice session for the dancing for the wedding,(ceiledh band

) and she invited a guy she thinks I'd like, except he thought it was a party! so awkward and embarrassing, she had all the subtlety of a brick.

Then despite the fact that I stood on his foot several times, he asked if I want to go for dinner,

WHY CAN'T FOLK ACCEPT THAT I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING DATE?!

and breathe.

You don't have to date him. Just fuck him!

He could be an ideal FWB!!!"

from what I know of him, and first impressions, I think I'd terrify the poor bloke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 rant threads oh dear oh dear I'm not sure if I have enough glitter.

**runs back to the fairy factory to stock up**

There'll be a rant if you don't come back

**twirls in with emergency stock**

Rant avoided

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not that bothered about rant thread. Where's the thigh thread. It's Thursday, day for thick tantalising thighs.

The floor is yours. Demand away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im back at work today after some time off

Obviously I never want to go back there EVER again ..

And I've got a neck ache - my memory pillow ( AKA silent stinky bullshitter) is a piece of rubbish

and a conspiracy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not that bothered about rant thread. Where's the thigh thread. It's Thursday, day for thick tantalising thighs.

FIFY

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

So, my ankles are causing me lots of grief (broke them both some years ago when I used to play netball) and physio has said (as I knew he would) that swimming would be beneficial because of the way you 'paddle' your feet through the water. Trouble is a) my local swimming pool has closed and b) swimming makes me hench(er). Seriously, my shoulders take on a Fatima Whitbread kind of vibe.

Why can't I just get new ankles?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, my ankles are causing me lots of grief (broke them both some years ago when I used to play netball) and physio has said (as I knew he would) that swimming would be beneficial because of the way you 'paddle' your feet through the water. Trouble is a) my local swimming pool has closed and b) swimming makes me hench(er). Seriously, my shoulders take on a Fatima Whitbread kind of vibe.

Why can't I just get new ankles?! "

Rant denied - use a float and just kick your legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can't I just get new ankles?! "

Iv got big shoulders through swimming,im going today even if i cant be arsed,i always feel better after a swim

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My best mate has pissed me off. shes getting maried so apparently everyone else has to settle down too

She wont stop badgering me, last night we had a practice session for the dancing for the wedding,(ceiledh band

) and she invited a guy she thinks I'd like, except he thought it was a party! so awkward and embarrassing, she had all the subtlety of a brick.

Then despite the fact that I stood on his foot several times, he asked if I want to go for dinner,

WHY CAN'T FOLK ACCEPT THAT I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING DATE?!

and breathe.

Go to dinner and then take him to a club and fuck his brains out

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Why can't I just get new ankles?!

Iv got big shoulders through swimming,im going today even if i cant be arsed,i always feel better after a swim"

But I don't want big shoulders. I want to be cute and dainty.

Anyway, I'll be over here looking like an eejit with my float!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can't I just get new ankles?!

Iv got big shoulders through swimming,im going today even if i cant be arsed,i always feel better after a swim

But I don't want big shoulders. I want to be cute and dainty.

Anyway, I'll be over here looking like an eejit with my float! "

A float!! But you look cute and dainty,just do front crawl and you will be fine

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I'm not a happy Panther. 2 days of cocks gracing my inbox, now thighs and bums!! Where the hell did all the chests go, the nice hairy ones particularly?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not a happy Panther. 2 days of cocks gracing my inbox, now thighs and bums!! Where the hell did all the chests go, the nice hairy ones particularly?

Damn, I've just shaved my chest otherwise I would have sent you a pic

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I'm not a happy Panther. 2 days of cocks gracing my inbox, now thighs and bums!! Where the hell did all the chests go, the nice hairy ones particularly?

Damn, I've just shaved my chest otherwise I would have sent you a pic

Can't you stick it back on

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm not a happy Panther. 2 days of cocks gracing my inbox, now thighs and bums!! Where the hell did all the chests go, the nice hairy ones particularly?

Damn, I've just shaved my chest otherwise I would have sent you a pic

I just plucked my nipples too

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I'm not a happy Panther. 2 days of cocks gracing my inbox, now thighs and bums!! Where the hell did all the chests go, the nice hairy ones particularly?

My inbox it seems what a lucky girl I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is Thursday today isn't it?

Thread approved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is Thursday today isn't it?

Thread approved.

You took your time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is Thursday today isn't it?

Thread approved.

You took your time

I've been playing Rugby.

*That's what were calling it now.

**Taps nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is Thursday today isn't it?

Thread approved.

You took your time

I've been playing with Rugby.

*That's what were calling it now.

**Taps nose"

Ftfy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is Thursday today isn't it?

Thread approved.

You took your time

I've been playing with Rugby.

*That's what were calling it now.

**Taps nose

Ftfy"

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Bloody trucks and paddock buggies everywhere...nightmare to get any where today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hangover. Death to all. The hurt is real.

But you provided such amusement

Maybe a cock in your mouth will help?

I feel sick. Still.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This isn't the official rant thread, it's more of a whinge than a rant thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My beers warm, enough said.

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