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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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Can I have your attention please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes dear

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chest miss...........oh...erm...

I mean yes miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naw

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

You frequently have my attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steps up to attention

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"You frequently have my attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm all ears

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By *imal75Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

yes my attention anytime sweetheart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why what's happening?

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

"Can I have your attention please?

of course you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh God, another bloody attention seeker

What do you want this time?

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This had better be good...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just pour the drinks please? I am listening. Honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, I thought you were Josie Lawrence. I'll be off then.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Why? Are you starting an auction on a Vauxhall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yawns and buggers off..

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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Hatter would know

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Oh God, another bloody attention seeker

What do you want this time?"

Nothing I was going to serenade you

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Anyway, what sort of attention do you require?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh God, another bloody attention seeker

What do you want this time?

Nothing I was going to serenade you

Oh, can we make requests?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yawns and buggers off.. "

Don't forget the lube.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Oh God, another bloody attention seeker

What do you want this time?

Nothing I was going to serenade you

Oh, can we make requests?"

Sure you can

I've got a big table full of food and bowls of punch too.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Anyway, what sort of attention do you require?

A service....for my Vauxhall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have your attention please?

Will the real slim shady please stand up ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you got pineapple on sticks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can have anything you like

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Can I have your attention please?

Will the real slim shady please stand up ??"

yay!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have your attention please?

You know my feelings on this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can have anything you like

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yawns and buggers off..

Don't forget the lube. "

I carry it wherever I go...

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Have you got pineapple on sticks? "

It would be a crime not to surely?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Yawns and buggers off..

Don't forget the lube.

I carry it wherever I go...

Were you a boy scout?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Hatter would know

Funny you should mention him,I was only just thinking I've not seen him for a while,heaven know's why I was thinking that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you got pineapple on sticks?

It would be a crime not to surely? "

Steps away from table.

Big allergy issues. Don't want to be the body on the floor of your crime scene.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hatter would know

Funny you should mention him,I was only just thinking I've not seen him for a while,heaven know's why I was thinking that."

Tea

Put kettle on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yawns and buggers off..

Don't forget the lube.

I carry it wherever I go...

Were you a boy scout? "

Yup, I always know where dob my dib.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wassup?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh God, another bloody attention seeker

What do you want this time?

Nothing I was going to serenade you

Oh, can we make requests?

Sure you can

I've got a big table full of food and bowls of punch too."

No whiskey?

Do you know "Girl from Ipanema"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you got pineapple on sticks?

It would be a crime not to surely?

Steps away from table.

Big allergy issues. Don't want to be the body on the floor of your crime scene.

You're allergic to sticks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you got pineapple on sticks?

It would be a crime not to surely?

Steps away from table.

Big allergy issues. Don't want to be the body on the floor of your crime scene.

You're allergic to sticks?"

sharp ones ,

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

No. I'm ignoring you cos you won't move near me to become my sex slave. I even have a frothy coffee machine and biscuits x what more could you ask for

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Have you got pineapple on sticks?

It would be a crime not to surely?

Steps away from table.

Big allergy issues. Don't want to be the body on the floor of your crime scene.

I'm trained to deal with anaphylaxis we'll be fine.

Just hold still with I jab you

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"wassup?"

Hey

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Oh God, another bloody attention seeker

What do you want this time?

Nothing I was going to serenade you

Oh, can we make requests?

Sure you can

I've got a big table full of food and bowls of punch too.

No whiskey?

Do you know "Girl from Ipanema"?"

Under the table, I hid the good stuff.

I can wing it I'm sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you got pineapple on sticks?

It would be a crime not to surely?

Steps away from table.

Big allergy issues. Don't want to be the body on the floor of your crime scene.

Even if we all stand around you master-bating

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Have you got pineapple on sticks?

It would be a crime not to surely?

Steps away from table.

Big allergy issues. Don't want to be the body on the floor of your crime scene.

Even if we all stand around you master-bating "

Put a sheet down, the carpet is new

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"No. I'm ignoring you cos you won't move near me to become my sex slave. I even have a frothy coffee machine and biscuits x what more could you ask for

Okay I will relocate just for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you got pineapple on sticks?

It would be a crime not to surely?

Steps away from table.

Big allergy issues. Don't want to be the body on the floor of your crime scene.

Even if we all stand around you master-bating

Put a sheet down, the carpet is new

Sheet

. Too far !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you got pineapple on sticks?

It would be a crime not to surely?

Steps away from table.

Big allergy issues. Don't want to be the body on the floor of your crime scene.

Even if we all stand around you master-bating

Put a sheet down, the carpet is new

Sheet

. Too far !"

I don't see how that's going to help sevice a Vauxhall.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Have you got pineapple on sticks?

It would be a crime not to surely?

Steps away from table.

Big allergy issues. Don't want to be the body on the floor of your crime scene.

Even if we all stand around you master-bating

Put a sheet down, the carpet is new

Sheet

. Too far !"

dammit. Ok aim carefully

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

"No. I'm ignoring you cos you won't move near me to become my sex slave. I even have a frothy coffee machine and biscuits x what more could you ask for

Okay I will relocate just for you

Yeah.... I knew that you'd see sense x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends......"

Whoa.... nice behind you have there.

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Arrives late. Stands at the back looking sheepish.

What did i miss?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"No. I'm ignoring you cos you won't move near me to become my sex slave. I even have a frothy coffee machine and biscuits x what more could you ask for

Okay I will relocate just for you

Yeah.... I knew that you'd see sense x

So I can live with you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep wassup, I was a little distracted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Arrives late. Stands at the back looking sheepish.

What did i miss?

Not much... something about a car and masturbating on a sheet... or something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you speak up please, we can't hear you up the back...

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Yep wassup, I was a little distracted

Oh really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you got pineapple on sticks?

It would be a crime not to surely?

Steps away from table.

Big allergy issues. Don't want to be the body on the floor of your crime scene.

I'm trained to deal with anaphylaxis we'll be fine.

Just hold still with I jab you "

Not with a stick, she's allergic.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Can you speak up please, we can't hear you up the back... "

*sings a little louder*

Sorry

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

"No. I'm ignoring you cos you won't move near me to become my sex slave. I even have a frothy coffee machine and biscuits x what more could you ask for

Okay I will relocate just for you

Yeah.... I knew that you'd see sense x

So I can live with you?

Yes hun. I'm sure the hubby would be more than fine x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep wassup, I was a little distracted

Oh really

Yes really, check your messages

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Yep wassup, I was a little distracted

Oh really

Yes really, check your messages

I'm terribly distracted. Let's put some music on whilst I take a break

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have your attention please?

You have my standing attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep wassup, I was a little distracted

Oh really

Yes really, check your messages

I'm terribly distracted. Let's put some music on whilst I take a break

A break with music and gin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's happening in here and do I have to lick anyone to be allowed in?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Can I have your attention please?

You have my standing attention."

*shaft*

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"What's happening in here and do I have to lick anyone to be allowed in?"

You can lick me.

Oh just a free for all really

I can sing or you can sing

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

I'm busy right now..if you don't mind waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's happening in here and do I have to lick anyone to be allowed in?"

Lick me please

I have gin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you got pineapple on sticks?

It would be a crime not to surely?

Steps away from table.

Big allergy issues. Don't want to be the body on the floor of your crime scene.

I'm trained to deal with anaphylaxis we'll be fine.

Just hold still with I jab you "

Even the ladies are trying to poke things into me now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have your attention please?

You have my standing attention.

*shaft*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's happening in here and do I have to lick anyone to be allowed in?

You can lick me.

Oh just a free for all really

I can sing or you can sing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will the real slim shady please stand up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's happening in here and do I have to lick anyone to be allowed in?

Lick me please

I have gin

Ooh i like gin...and licking...and singing... (badly) its fun in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's happening in here and do I have to lick anyone to be allowed in?

Lick me please

I have gin

Ooh i like gin...and licking...and singing... (badly) its fun in here"

We are fun especially with the gin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's happening in here and do I have to lick anyone to be allowed in?

Lick me please

I have gin

Ooh i like gin...and licking...and singing... (badly) its fun in here

We are fun especially with the gin!

I like licking and singing, but not gin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's happening in here and do I have to lick anyone to be allowed in?

Lick me please

I have gin

Ooh i like gin...and licking...and singing... (badly) its fun in here

We are fun especially with the gin!

I like licking and singing, but not gin. "

I also have pimms?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"What's happening in here and do I have to lick anyone to be allowed in?

Lick me please

I have gin

Ooh i like gin...and licking...and singing... (badly) its fun in here"

Yes it is

What will you sing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's happening in here and do I have to lick anyone to be allowed in?

Lick me please

I have gin

Ooh i like gin...and licking...and singing... (badly) its fun in here

We are fun especially with the gin!

They ask me if I'm on a gin night every time I go to chameleons. My gin nights are always very naughty nights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's happening in here and do I have to lick anyone to be allowed in?

Lick me please

I have gin

Ooh i like gin...and licking...and singing... (badly) its fun in here

Yes it is

What will you sing?"

Hot in here Nelly?? Take off all your clothes??

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"What's happening in here and do I have to lick anyone to be allowed in?

Lick me please

I have gin

Ooh i like gin...and licking...and singing... (badly) its fun in here

Yes it is

What will you sing?

Hot in here Nelly?? Take off all your clothes??"

After you

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Yep Im waiting..

This isnt **fullyfit69 in disguise is it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's happening in here and do I have to lick anyone to be allowed in?

Lick me please

I have gin

Ooh i like gin...and licking...and singing... (badly) its fun in here

Yes it is

What will you sing?

Hot in here Nelly?? Take off all your clothes??

After you

Mine are off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep Im waiting..

This isnt **fullyfit69 in disguise is it ?

Nope just us ladies

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Yep Im waiting..

This isnt **fullyfit69 in disguise is it ?

No no it's not!!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Did someone say Lick?

Could someone fill me up...I mean.....in, please

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"Can I have your attention please?

No rush *looks at watch* .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep Im waiting..

This isnt **fullyfit69 in disguise is it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone say Lick?

Could someone fill me up...I mean.....in, please

We cater for both licking and filling, can we be of service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone say Lick?

Could someone fill me up...I mean.....in, please

I have gin or pimms?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone say Lick?

Could someone fill me up...I mean.....in, please

I have gin or pimms?

I said lick...and i have wine....soooo much wine!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Can I have your attention please?

No rush *looks at watch* .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone say Lick?

Could someone fill me up...I mean.....in, please

I have gin or pimms?

I said lick...and i have wine....soooo much wine!

Right lick? My face between your thighs then

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Did someone say Lick?

Could someone fill me up...I mean.....in, please

We cater for both licking and filling, can we be of service

Yes, yes you can

and I'm into gin atm whoever mentioned that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone say Lick?

Could someone fill me up...I mean.....in, please

We cater for both licking and filling, can we be of service

Yes, yes you can

and I'm into gin atm whoever mentioned that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What up moon pie?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Did someone say Lick?

Could someone fill me up...I mean.....in, please

We cater for both licking and filling, can we be of service

Yes, yes you can

and I'm into gin atm whoever mentioned that

I'd love to get together with you and minxymoo

Ooooops, did that just come out loud? More gin please

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Did someone say Lick?

Could someone fill me up...I mean.....in, please

We cater for both licking and filling, can we be of service

Yes, yes you can

and I'm into gin atm whoever mentioned that

I'd love to get together with you and minxymoo

Ooooops, did that just come out loud? More gin please

Oh great

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"Did someone say Lick?

Could someone fill me up...I mean.....in, please

I have gin or pimms?

Baileys on ice here ..want some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone say Lick?

Could someone fill me up...I mean.....in, please

We cater for both licking and filling, can we be of service

Yes, yes you can

and I'm into gin atm whoever mentioned that

I'd love to get together with you and minxymoo

Ooooops, did that just come out loud? More gin please

Gladly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm standing to attention m'lady

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm standing to attention m'lady"

Oh hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone say Lick?

Could someone fill me up...I mean.....in, please

We cater for both licking and filling, can we be of service

Yes, yes you can

and I'm into gin atm whoever mentioned that

I'd love to get together with you and minxymoo

Ooooops, did that just come out loud? More gin please

Gladly

You can come as loudly as you like lady L!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have your attention please?

No, because you didn't start with "ladies and gentlemen".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is what on

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Can I have your attention please?

No, because you didn't start with "ladies and gentlemen".

At least you understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have your attention please?

No, because you didn't start with "ladies and gentlemen".

At least you understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems mines not working. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seems mines not working. ."

Turn the volume up?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Seems mines not working. ."

Hello

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By *obbys1992Man
over a year ago

rotherham

Anyone having any fun in Rotherham ? X

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