FabSwingers.com forum: I'm so horny I could

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fuck a letterbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat a whole bag of haribos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Log into Fab and make a bad decision. Oh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck a stiff breeze...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"_________

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You just did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Log into Fab and make a bad decision. Oh. "

Ha ha ! That's brilliant !

Is looking twice at my neighbours labradoodle. Too much?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so horny I could chop down a tree with my hard on.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'm not horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Log into Fab and make a bad decision. Oh. "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not horny

Bet u are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet someone completely unsuitable!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..."love you long time"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat a scabby horse?

Oh no! THATS being hungry. Sorry

Dreamcatcher Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... I could kill my wand's battery....again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nahh not horny today

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm not horny

Bet u are "

No really not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck atleast half of my inbox in one sexy ass orgy

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Fuck everyone that messaged me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meet someone completely unsuitable!"

Hi, have we met?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

...eat an apple,which mean's I'm not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Screw a bulb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat someone. Or just a nibble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let someone fuck me, with a cold sore and greasy hair. I'll supply the paper bag.

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By *ackdaniels2016Man
over a year ago

Yarm

Get my brown wings

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Let someone fuck me, with a cold sore and greasy hair. I'll supply the paper bag. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm not horny

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Hmmm not horny

Must be something in that there south west air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let someone fuck me, with a cold sore and greasy hair. I'll supply the paper bag. "

Is there an application form?

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Flop on the sofa with a hot water bottle

Boo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meet someone completely unsuitable!

Hi, have we met?

Fancy a Fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pop a balloon

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Pop a balloon

I've got a balloon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just want sex

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Go on camera...

Oh I already have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pop a balloon

I've got a balloon

*Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang pop*

Phew, * wipes sweat from brow*

Now where's that balloon you mentioned

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By *duk70Man
over a year ago

langley

Fill a petrol tanker

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By *ik MMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

Walk 500 miles....

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By *norksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

Take a nap

The horny trains left the station and gone somewhere else

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Pop a balloon

I've got a balloon

*Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang pop*

Phew, * wipes sweat from brow*

Now where's that balloon you mentioned

Let me blow it for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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yes...

definitely draw a line under it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm not horny

Must be something in that there south west air

Oh there must be

although I'd make an exception for a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let someone fuck me, with a cold sore and greasy hair. I'll supply the paper bag.

Is there an application form?"

Send CV and covering letter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Walk 500 miles.... "

And 500 more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck an egg slicer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck atleast half of my inbox in one sexy ass orgy "

That sounds good might have to message you lol

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By *ik MMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Walk 500 miles....

And 500 more?"

Just to walk a thousand miles to fall down at your door! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could probably do it twice.

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By *on and TammyCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Crush a grape.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Hmmm not horny

Must be something in that there south west air

Oh there must be

although I'd make an exception for a woman

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I could probably do it twice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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Get involved in a thread about how horny I am lol

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

Eat strawberries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not horny at all due to lovely fucking this afternoon so I'm only horny enough to eat mini eggs!

Ruby

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

End up not getting through the rest of this residents meeting without making a mess before the tea and biscuits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not horny at all due to lovely fucking this afternoon so I'm only horny enough to eat mini eggs!

Ruby"

Same!

But I'll be eating an Indian Takeaway in a while...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.....wear the batteries out on Jessica

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not horny at all due to lovely fucking this afternoon so I'm only horny enough to eat mini eggs!

Ruby

Same!

But I'll be eating an Indian Takeaway in a while..."

Mmm curry and mini eggs, both a perfect post-fucking delight!

Ruby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give in to Chairman Wow's begging messages and allow him to fuck me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give in to Chairman Wow's begging messages and allow him to fuck me."

Is that the Chinese guy off the hangover films?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Post on this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat a kebab

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By *duk70Man
over a year ago

langley

Do the ex wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do the dishes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do the ex wife"

Jesus!

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By *eachPreacherMan
over a year ago

Kent/London

Spunk into orbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do the ex wife"

I'd never be that horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do the ex wife

I'd never be that horny "

Can I still call you bitch

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